Was teased by the male god on the hot search again

Please stop driving.

Because it's already in the neighborhood.

Yu Xianglian led a group of old sisters in the community to eat melon seeds around the chess table.

Her silvery laughter could be heard across the wall.

When Yu Bei and Gu Yiming entered, they stopped chattering and looked at them with their heads poked.

It looks like the group of meerkats in the animal world.

"Aren't you coming back now, hehehe." Yu Xianglian patted off the skin of the melon seeds on her body, and said in a low voice, "Gu Yiming, do you know each other? My son...boyfriend!"

"Aren't you a son?"

"Upgraded." Yu Xianglian said casually, "No, he's still my son, no difference."

"No wonder it looks familiar, isn't it always shown on TV... Tsk tsk, I really have become a star, ah yo, I'm really promising."

An old sister was eating melon seeds.

"This world is really full of strange things. Can men be with men?"

Yu Xianglian said nonchalantly: "Haven't you seen it? Why are you like those old ladies with bound feet in the feudal era, with long hair but little knowledge?"

The old sister spat out the melon seeds.

"Xianglian!" Another person asked, "Isn't being a celebrity extra profitable? This glamorous body is incredible."

"It's okay. My family is in the United States, and I don't care if I'm a celebrity or not. When I go back to the United States, I just go to see my son-in-law's house."

Yu Bei could feel that Yu Xianglian wanted to be humble.

But her heart does not allow her to keep a low profile.

The old sister asked: "America? Is your family, Yu Bei, going to live in the United States in the future? After running so far, you can come back a few times in this life. It's better to be closer."

"What's the point? Airplanes can go around the earth in a day. The airfare is the same as taking a bus to others. Don't worry about it."

The old sister is very sour.

Bite the melon seeds until they crackle.

"Hey... This person doesn't live like that. Look at me, three granddaughters and one precious grandson. This is what a family can enjoy in their old age. What's the use of having money? You can't take it with you when you die. Only when you have children good."

"Can you take the dare child?" Yu Xianglian asked.

"Hey!" The old sister was so angry that her hair straightened, "No, why are you cursing people? I'm not a loyal person, there are three ways to be unfilial, and having no offspring is the biggest thing. When you get old and die, no one will find out!"

Yu Xianglian twirled her hair and said, "So what if you find out? Revive you?"

"You you you, who are you!"

"Give me back the melon seeds."

Yu Xianglian snatched the melon seeds from the old sister's hand.

"Stingy, it's just a handful of melon seeds, who cares!"

"You are not curious, why haven't I seen you buy it before?"

Yu Xianglian tidied up, while holding someone's arm.

"Let's go, son, let's go home!"

The old sister stomped her feet angrily, and others tried to comfort her with perfunctory words.

"I'm too lazy to bother with her, my four grandchildren are waiting for me to go back to feed! Bah, you will never be the last!"

Yu Bei has already stepped into the elevator.

"Mom, can't you restrain yourself a little?"

"It's okay, I wanted to break up with her a long time ago, I did it on purpose, she will still be angry for a while when she goes home haha."

"That's right." Gu Yiming actually agreed, "Why are we not going well, let her go."

"Da'er is so considerate!"

Yu Xianglian patted his arm with a smile on her face.

The more I look, the more I like it.

Gu Yiming said courteously, "Mom, I brought you some American souvenirs."

Dabai rushed Yu Bei into his arms when he entered the door.

It's only been a few months since I saw Dabai, and Dabai is no longer a glutinous rice dumpling.

It's a cotton ball.

Dabai jumped up and licked Yu Bei's face indiscriminately, his mouth was covered with saliva.

"Does it remember me?!"

Yu Bei was very pleasantly surprised and satisfied.

He held Dabai's mouth and kissed it.

Gu Yiming seemed to have something to say.

Yu Bei didn't know what he was thinking.

Why do you always look at me with weird eyes?

It didn't stop while eating.

Until the evening when Yu Bei washed up and went to bed, he slipped into Gu Yiming's arms, raised his head and wanted to kiss him, but Gu Yiming hid him.

Yu Bei's heart turned cold.

Gu Yiming hides from me

Heh, scumbag.

Yu Bei tried again, and pouted again to Gu Yiming's chin.

Gu Yiming raised his chin, hiding as far away as possible.

"Are you going to die, you? Dare to hide from me?"

Yu Bei pinched his chest muscles.

Pinched in the wrong place.

Gu Yiming snorted.

The voice is trembling.

Yu Bei rubbed his face again.

Gu Yiming pursed his lips and shook his head violently.

"no, do not want."

Where did this come from?

Yu Zhanao forcefully kissed Gu Jiuer?

Gu Yiming is a person who looks gentle on the surface, but he plays a lot of tricks behind his back.

"Hey hey, the more you resist, the more excited I am."

What else can be done?

Cooperate with him.

My own retarded brain, can't I pamper myself?

"Don't, don't, don't... I don't want to, go away, stay away from me!"

"Don't worry, it won't hurt."

Yu Bei forcibly pressed on Gu Yiming's body, as if trying to take his first kiss away.

"You go, ah, help, haha..."

Gu Yiming couldn't hold back, he laughed and shouted and pushed Yu Bei.

"Niu'er, you just follow the young master. From now on, you will eat delicious food and drink spicy food with the young master, and keep you, a strong husband, well nourished."

"Don't come here!"

Gu Yiming supported Yu Bei's two mi.mi with both hands, held him up in the air, and refused Yu Bei to approach.

Yu Bei's smile froze.

"You stink of its shit in your mouth!"

"What...what the hell?"

Gu Yiming's face turned into a palette again.

With one point of horror, two points of disgust, three points of disgust, and four points of suppressed laughter.

"Didn't we talk about it last time... Dabai went out... picked up papa and ate it..."

"..."

There is a brief pause of five seconds in the air.

Yu Bei ran to the bathroom like crazy, spitting dryly while picking his tongue.

"vomit--"

Yu Bei burst into tears.

Gu Yiming is a wicked person.

Why didn't he say it sooner?

I have already finished my meal.

Gu Yiming appeared behind Yu Bei and patted him on the back.

"It's okay, it's okay, don't think too much, it's been a long time, Dabai has already digested it." Gu Yiming comforted him, "I just don't know if I ate new ones later."

Oh shit.

Gu Yiming's words are simple and precise.

This sense of image rushing to the face.

"vomit--"

It is estimated that the movement of vomiting is too loud.

It attracted Yu Xianglian and Yu Dahua's onlookers.

"What's the matter? What's the matter? This is it? I have a cold and fever again? Do you want to go to the hospital for an injection?"

Yu Bei rinsed his mouth with water, his eyes were red with hot tears, and his voice was hoarse.

"There's nothing else wrong, just the tonsils are poked round..."

When Yu Xianglian heard this, she and Yu Dahua looked at each other.

He blamed shyly.

"I know it's uncomfortable... just don't try so hard, really, why don't you have a sense of proportion, kid."

"It's all Gu Yiming!"

This lawsuit must be reported.

"Then you all pay attention, you are young, you have a degree."

After Yu Xianglian finished speaking, she urged Yu Dahua to enter the room.

"Is Xiao Bei okay?" Yu Dahua asked in a daze.

"It's okay." Yu Xianglian pulled him and said, "The child can solve his own affairs by himself. After all, he has grown up, so we can't control it anymore..."

Just gone?

Yu Bei felt that Yu Xianglian was partial.

He didn't even talk about Gu Yiming.

I had to drag my tired body back to bed.

There is only the freshness of mouthwash left in the mouth.

Gu Yiming lay down beside him.

Change the habit of hands and feet in the past.

Yu Bei turned his body sideways, suddenly a carp straightened up, held Gu Yiming's mouth and gnawed.

Stirred back and forth dozens of times.

Gu Yiming's mouth was flushed red, and his lips were still stained with saliva.

Yu Bei looked like a chicken thief.

"Share the blessings and share the difficulties."

By the way, plant a few strawberries on the neck and chest.

whee.

Call it a day.

"It's over, I'm not clean anymore."

Gu Yiming pulled his pajamas and covered his chest, wanting to cry.

What a showman.

Worthy of being an actor.

Yu Bei is not bad either.

The left hand is empty, smoking a cigarette.

"Cry louder! Didn't you eat?"

"You...you are responsible to me."

Gu Yiming squeezed the dog's head into Yu Bei's arms, rubbing it like Dabai.

"Don't worry, I'm not an irresponsible person, I will be responsible to you for the rest of my life." Yu Bei said carelessly, "Come with me, and go back to be my ninth housekeeper."

"Hold."

Gu Yiming raised his head, cursed in a low voice, and Yu Bei was instantly pressed back under him.

"Return to the ninth room? Which ones are in front?!"

"That's a lot." Yu Bei counted on his fingers: "Gu Yiming, Mr. Gu, Gu Yingdi, Gu Shixian, Gu Yudun, Gu Erha..."

Gu Yiming was already at a loss.

"Then who am I?"

"Gu Jiuer."

"??"

What is it like to have a boyfriend who is an actor?

Something new to discover every night.

The sensible girl has already started squatting at the gate of the film academy with a sack.

Gu Yiming asked with bright eyes: "Then do you want to experience nine boyfriends in one night..."

"Don't make trouble, it will kill people."

Yu Bei quickly hugged him and sighed.

"what happened again?"

"I'm thinking about things during the day." Yu Bei pressed his face against Gu Yiming's neck, "My mother's old sister is right, shall we...don't have children in the future?"

Yu Xianglian didn't care, but Yu Bei felt a little upset.

Yu Bei is an only child.

Not Gu Yiming.

But now his father probably wants to label the two brothers as only children.

Randomly beat a lucky guy to death.

"Do you want it?"

"I don't want to." Yu Bei shook his head decisively.

"Isn't that enough? You don't care what others say? You can live as you like."

It makes sense.

"But... there are children in other families, and it's fun."

"Yaoer." Gu Yiming asked seriously, "Do you know why I have to prepare so much before I officially get together with you?"

"What?"

"Because I want you to live without looking at anyone's face. We may not have children in our family, but you are my forever child."

Gu Yiming's voice is magnetic and charming.

The atmosphere is romantic, dignified, and moving.

Yu Bei was about to cry.

At this time, Gu Yiming suddenly hummed a song.

"Your mouth smells like its poop. It's my nose's fault. I shouldn't have smelled its mouth. Wipe it off and sleep with you~"

"Gu Yiming, get out!"

"Isn't it nice?"

……

this dog.

poisonous.