Was teased by the male god on the hot search again

"What shall we do?"

Yu Bei panicked as if someone broke his relationship.

"Why are you guilty? We didn't make trouble here, isn't it because the underwear is torn."

Gu Yiming's voice is really loud.

Now you know what I'm guilty of?

Why doesn't he use a trumpet to shout?

"Let's put on our clothes and hurry up..."

Don't stay here for long.

But why is Yu Bei leaving?He doesn't even have underwear.

Yu Bei was about to change into his own pants, but Gu Yiming looked at him straight, without turning his eyes.

Quite straight.

"Turn around."

"why?"

He still doesn't understand?Do you still think it is fair and above board?

"I'm taking off my pants."

"Take it off." Gu Yiming suddenly remembered something and said, "Oh, I know, I'm not gay, what are you afraid of? Take it off quickly, don't dawdle."

Can straight men look at each other and touch each other?

Is this what straight men are supposed to do?

"Turn around!"

"It's okay, who cares about your two or two meats? I'm not interested, and I'm not as big as me."

Gu Yiming turned his back, and Yu Bei hurriedly took off his pants and changed his clothes.

"what?"

Gu Yiming's voice came from behind.

"Yao'er, I haven't noticed yet, your pìgǔ is quite white."

Whose pìgǔ is black?

wrong……

You are not interested in my front, what do you mean by staring at me behind?

For the first time, I felt that pìgǔ was not safe.

not right either...

"Didn't I tell you to turn around?"

"Yeah, turn around, I turned around."

"..."

"Stop thinking about it and give me your panties."

abnormal!

Does this make people stop thinking about it?

"Why do you want my underwear?" Yu Bei was startled.

"I'll help you take it out, otherwise it's not good for people to see it if you leave it here?"

Yu Bei's spirit was almost broken by him, he was very ashamed: "No...no need, I will take it myself, dirty..."

"Nonsense, you are not dirty, if you are dirty, no one in the world will be clean."

so touched...

Almost cried.

Yu Bei handed Nene to him, and quickly put on his pants, so fast that it seemed as if he would be violated if he was a second slower.

After tidying up and leaving the locker room neatly, there is no disheveled appearance, so that everyone will not doubt it, right?

Xiaobai's eyes lit up when he saw the two of them coming out.

"so fast?"

What is so fast?

Who is he suspecting?

Yu Bei didn't have the face to ask anyway, he quickly switched his left and right legs and fled, wishing he could build a vertical ladder.

"Xiaobai, help tidy up the dressing room, I accidentally messed it up." Gu Yiming explained later.

"Okay!"

Xiaobai and another assistant walked into the locker room.

"Wow, it's too intense to make such a mess."

"I heard Mr. Gu say that the underwear is torn..."

This damn kid, he will have to smack his mouth when he turns around.

After escaping from the recording studio, Yu Bei got into the car and calmed down. Gu Yiming walked out slowly and sat in the cab.

"Is that thing... lost?"

"Ah."

"Hurry up and go."

Yu Bei urged him to leave, he didn't have the face to stay for a second.

The car started, walking on the road, the breeze was blowing, ah, it was comfortable.

It's just the wind in the crotch... the eggs are chilly.

Yu Bei was not used to hanging his crotch. He swayed in his seat for a long time, but he still felt uncomfortable.

"Gu Yiming, can I take off my shoes?"

Gu Yiming glanced at him with a look of 'Isn't this nonsense? '

"Take it off, there are no outsiders, our own car."

Gu Yiming paused, and then said, "Could it be that your feet stink?"

"You are the one with smelly feet. I smell very fragrant. Why don't you smell it?"

"You smell pretty much the same."

Yu Bei was very angry, threw the shoes in retaliation, curled up his legs, just like on the sofa at home, in a wild posture.

After pressing down on the trouser legs, there was no wind leaking into the crotch.

Yu Bei suddenly wanted to tease him.

"Gu Yiming, is something wrong with you these few days?"

"what?"

"You care too much about me."

Yu Bei looked at his side face, observing whether he had any guilty reaction.

Unfortunately, only handsome was observed.

The man driving the car is so handsome...

"Isn't it because you have to go out and wander?" Gu Yiming said.

"I want to work and make money."

I have to talk about waves, how ugly is it?

At most.

Gu Yiming laughed and snorted.

"How much can you earn just by catching up with two announcements?"

Speaking of this, Yu Bei was furious, or incompetent and furious.

"At least I can pay the rent, otherwise you will support me when I get old?"

Gu Yiming didn't take it seriously: "You can raise it, how much does it cost to raise you?"

Depend on……

Heart-warming and heart-wrenching.

How did he do that?

"That's your money."

Yu Bei is very sour, who knows who Gu Yiming will marry as his wife in the future?Will you still raise him?

So much money!

Pity……

Yu Bei suddenly felt that he had added a layer of connotation. He not only coveted Gu Yiming's body, but also coveted Gu Yiming's family property.

"Tsk..." Gu Yiming said impatiently, "Isn't my money your money? Yao'er, I don't like it when you say that. Why are we so clear about it? What's yours and mine? Don't talk about it in the future." gone."

"..."

Mom.

Yu Bei's heart was hit.

Money is the best confession.

Jimei people, this is the life teaching of Yu Bei, a great philosopher and thinker, and it cannot be overstated as a motto.

Remember it?

Gu Yiming thought for a while, and asked seriously: "So that's why you hooked up with Wang Jiarui?"

"What is hooking up? He invests in several movies a year, what a good partner."

Gu Yiming sneered, "Oh."

Ah? !

What is he talking about?

"Attracting bees and attracting butterflies." Gu Yiming probably felt that his words were very precise, and added, "Yes, it is to attract bees and butterflies."

"That's my charm, it kills both men and women." Yu Bei said in a small voice, "What did you say, if you are in full bloom, butterflies will come naturally, see if you see it, I bloom beautifully and yù."

"Hahaha." Gu Yiming was amused, "You can recruit as many moths as you want, why are you only recruiting flies like Wang Jiarui?"

Yu Bei's face darkened, "You're the shit."

"I thought about it. It's because I've been busy with other things recently that I didn't take care of you."

This is still a human saying.

I used to treat my home as a kiln, come whenever I want, leave whenever I want, and run away when I am happy.

This is his conscience found out, and he has reformed?

"But I can't hold back my loneliness and go out to fool around. The punishment this time is indispensable. I will train you well when I get home."

Yu Bei was so disappointed.

There is one more word.

The hateful "practice" really wants to delete it from the dictionary.

It was officially announced that the first phase of Gu Yiming's escape plan had failed.

In exchange, Gu Yiming clings crazily.

I don't know if it is a good thing or a bad thing.

But the tactics were successful, at least it made Gu Yiming pay attention to me.

come!Ambiguity!Anyway, there is a lot of time!