Was teased by the male god on the hot search again

What a little wit.

"He's such a badass."

"That's not true. Mr. Gu is rarely angry, and he likes to joke with everyone. It's just since you got into trouble with him that he has become more and more irritable every day." Xiaobai said in a homely way, "But Brother Xiaobei, I have to I criticize you."

"What?"

"You are always confronting Mr. Gu. I have never seen someone who is against Mr. Gu all day long and still be alive and kicking."

Yu Bei was wronged, and said, "I didn't contradict him, it was he who insisted on making things difficult for me..."

Gu Yiming is a man with many eccentricities.

Only I have always tolerated him.

Xiaobai lamented: "Brother Xiaobei, you should take care of yourself, Mr. Gu won't do anything to you, it's us pond fish who will suffer... Please."

"……I try my best."

Yu Bei instantly had a glorious mission.

For the sake of the common people, he became a firefighter.

To vent the fire for Gu Yiming.

I am good at this!

I'm sorry, it was Yu Bei's fault that I started the car without paying attention.

"I'll teach you a set of the Nine Bodden Scriptures first..." Xiaobai started cultivating again.

"What nine scriptures?"

Xiaobai thought for a while, and concluded: "Just don't go head-to-head with Mr. Gu."

That's true.

How can I touch him.

Xiao Bai continued: "If Mr. Gu is tough on you, you can have sex with him."

Yu Bei nodded.

Learn first, whether you need it or not, anyway, you won't be overwhelmed by too many skills.

The recording studio must have been busy, and Gu Yiming was talking to them.

"Hey! What do you think of Lin Beier?" Yu Bei asked Xiaobai.

Xiaobai clicked his tongue, shook his head and said, "It's not very good, comrades are all against it."

"I'm not talking about what he looks like, isn't he going to be a singer? I'll go and listen to how well he sings..."

Yu Bei is held back by Xiaobai.

"Don't go, what's the point of singing, my dog ​​wants to record three albums in one night after listening to it."

"It shouldn't be, he graduated from a foreign music academy..."

Gu Yiming came out of the recording studio, Yu Bei and Xiaobai sat upright, threw away the melon seeds, and chatted about the international situation.

Gu Yiming passed by Yu Bei's side, and said coldly: "Go to the bedroom and wait for me."

"Wow! Mr. Gu asked you to wash up and wait for him!"

Xiao Bai yelled loudly, and Yu Bei slapped him on the head.

"Brother Xiao Bei, hurry up! Don't make President Gu wait!"

It seemed that Gu Yiming was still angry.

Yu Bei couldn't guarantee whether Gu Yiming would find a hidden place to beat him.

No wonder everyone was afraid of Gu Yiming, his face sank, and he always had an oppressive aura.

But Yu Bei is not afraid.

Now I have confidence.

If Gu Yiming dares to kill me, my hands will no longer fulfill his dream.

Others may not dare to enter the president's lounge. You see, I not only walked in and out of Gu Yiming's gate, but even rolled on the bed a few times.

so soft~

Yu Bei stretched on the bed and yawned, so he didn't hear the sound of the fingerprint lock switch.

Gu Yiming appeared above his head.

Yu Bei sat up abruptly.

"Yaoer."

"..."

What are you doing?Gu Yiming found out with his conscience, did he realize his mistake?

I really don't need to apologize, and I have no intention of forgiving you.

hum.

"What on earth do you want?" Gu Yiming asked frantically.

"Didn't I apologize? I will take good care of you in the future, dear."

Yu Bei's purpose was to appease Gu Yiming's anger, lest he vent his anger on Xiaobai and the others.

It's not cowardly.

Yu Bei touched his big head, but Gu Yiming knocked off his hand.

Gu Yiming didn't like this, and said: "Perfunctory! You should reflect on me!"

"I have nothing to reflect on..."

Confused.

"No? I don't know what yào you ate wrongly."

"??"

You just ate the wrong yào.

"Think about it for yourself, is it because you started flirting with Wang Jiarui a few days ago, and then went to the bar to hang out, and you didn't know how to restrain yourself every day, and you were pissed all over! Do you still have me in your eyes?"

This question stumped Yu Bei.

What kind of nerves is Gu Yiming on?

"Let's talk about today's matter, put it in the past, you can do such a thing? You even brought people into the bedroom! When I was in school, you guarded my bed so that no one could touch it. I thought You have always known that I have a cleanliness fetish, but you forgot! Yaoer, you have changed."

"Uh……"

Yu Bei imagined a big family management drama at the golden eight o'clock stall. The head of the house, Gu Pinru, pinched her apron, pointed at the scumbag Yu Shixian, and yelled that you have changed, you don't love me anymore...

That's what Gu Yiming said, yes.

But that was when Yu Bei just fell in love with Gu Yiming, wishing to occupy everyone else, of course no one would touch his things, Gu Yiming's bed was not enough for the second and third to sit on it.

It's really not because I know that Gu Yiming has a cleanliness habit!

"You misunderstood, I never knew..."

Yu Bei tried to explain in vain, but was interrupted by Gu Yiming.

"You still don't admit it? There are also my towels, you will help me disinfect, you know that I don't share the washing machine with others, you also help me wash my hands, and even wipe the chairs with disinfectant alcohol every day..."

Yu Bei was dumbfounded.

Am I so virtuous?

Men will be silent when they hear it, and women will cry when they hear it.

I want to marry myself.

Such a boyfriend, is Gu Yiming not pursuing it or is it just a person? !

This bastard doesn't want to fall in love with me, but wants to occupy me! !

Straight men are so insatiable.

"It's a pity that I have always felt sorry for you, so I have treated you well all these years and regarded you as the best buddy. Look at you now, you are absent-minded all day long, and I tell you, you must give me your heart Take it back! Otherwise...or we are finished!"

Gu Yiming spoke too excitedly.

Yu Bei almost heard "We are bent!"

Startled, I thought he was finally straight.

"It's not that serious..."

Yu Bei felt that he was making a fuss out of a molehill.

Indeed, Yu Bei was thinking that he was getting older and it was time to find a boyfriend for himself, so he deserted some time ago.

If Gu Yiming is bent, is he thinking about others?

"Yes! If you continue like this, we can only break up!"

Absolutely...

How naive!

Gu Yiming thought that with this threat, he could make me compromise?

"I was wrong." Yu Bei said.

"Do you really know your mistake?" Gu Yiming didn't believe it.

"Sincere."

In order for Xiaobai and the others to have a good life, Yu Bei endured the humiliation.

This also fully demonstrates that Gu Yiming is really a control freak with a cleanliness obsession, he can only make one friend even, and good friends are not allowed to have other friends.

What else can be done?

Do fathers really care about their sons?

Gu Yiming was happy, and put his arms around Yu Bei's neck.

"That's about the same, here you are."

Yu Bei found a bank card and a transfer record.

What does Gu Yiming mean?Break up fee?

Youth loss fee?

"The announcement fee for your participation in "I Am an Actor" last time, I asked Lao Lu to give you all of it, and the company didn't take a cut."

Yu Bei smiled openly.

What bear the burden of humiliation, this is called foresight!

Yu Bei counted the 0s on the transfer record.

Damn, a lot of 0!All 0!

"One, ten, one hundred, one thousand, ten thousand, brother, father!"