Was teased by the male god on the hot search again

As soon as Lin Bei'er left, Gu Yiming slammed the door shut.

Yu Bei was terrified of being scratched by him, and his nerves jumped.

"Why are you closing the door?!"

"It's windy outside." Gu Yiming was puzzled, "Could it be possible that I still close the door to defile you?"

Yu Bei blinked.

If so.

I'm not afraid anymore.

Gu Yiming came over and knelt on the side of the bed.

"Are you... hungry?"

What the hell!

Did he suddenly feel my gaze?

I have been greedy for eight years!

Gu Yiming's sudden enlightenment caught Yu Bei off guard.

I haven't even taken a shower yet.

For a moment, pink love bubbles floated in the air.

"Don't...don't say that." Yu Bei's heart was beating like a little white rabbit.

Gu Yiming asked softly: "Then what should I say?"

Yu Bei rubbed his dry lips.

Since he asked that...

"Is there no camera in the bedroom?"

This thing can't be aired.

Gu Yiming nodded: "No."

"Why are you greedy..." Yu Bei turned his head to the side, "It's just a thing, who doesn't seem to have it."

Although I am very shy.

But please don't pity me for being a delicate flower.

Gu Yiming's charming voice asked: "Do you like the big one or the small one?"

Yu Bei swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

"big."

I know you are old~

Also deliberately asked.

Really annoying.

"It's really greedy, you are such a greedy little cat."

Gu Yiming let out a fond reproach, scratched the tip of Yu Bei's nose with his index finger, put his knees down, opened the suitcase, and groped inside.

Yu Bei heard the sound of Gu Yiming ripping off the plastic packaging...

Then he took out two large barrels of Laotan sauerkraut noodles from the suitcase.

There is no increase in the price.

Gu Yiming opened the instant noodles and said, "Hey, don't talk about you, I'm hungry."

Nima.

Hungry is hungry, can you not say greedy?

Give me back my pink love bubbles!

I really want to leave Gu Yiming, a stinky straight man, in northern Xinjiang to grow cotton!

No.

If I get teased by Gu Yiming again, I'm afraid I'll die from exhaustion.

I want to burn my head!I want to become a scumbag!

"You only eat instant noodles after talking for a long time?"

Yu Bei has taken off his down jacket, so you just give me instant noodles? !

"Didn't you eat at home last time?" Gu Yiming asked back, "Do you know how to cook?"

"No." Yu Bei said angrily.

"No, no, why are you taking off your clothes?" Gu Yiming asked.

Yu Bei slanted his mouth and snorted, "You want to care? I'm hot!"

Gu Yiming frowned, and went out with two bowls of sauerkraut, still cursing.

"It's cold, I think you're pissed... that's all right, all right, let's see if I can cook."

Master Gu was busy in the kitchen for two hours and brought out two bowls of instant noodles.

"I tried." Gu Yiming was rarely frustrated, "It doesn't work."

The cameraman saw that they had instant noodles for lunch, and there was really nothing to shoot, so he added a scene of two people sitting on the threshold with a small bench, eating noodles in the wind and snow, and cut the other groups from the live broadcast. .

It's already three o'clock in the afternoon, even if it's a bowl of dirt, Yu Bei can clean it up, he eats it deliciously.

"There are things you don't know."

Gu Yiming frowned, he disliked the taste of instant noodles, but he had to eat it.

"Just this one."

is not it?

Yu Bei seriously suspected that Gu Yiming was purely bragging.

For example, he won't do it.

"Whoever marries you will starve to death in the future."

Yu Bei's resentment could not be dispelled.

"You are capable? That's why I don't despise you." Gu Yiming was not to be outdone, "Look at which piece of meat is useful? Even cured meat like Xiangxiang is too fat."

It depends on how to use it.

Does he understand?

"you are a pig."

After Yu Bei took a sip of soup, he burped.

"It's okay, I don't dislike you." Gu Yiming said meanly.

Can this be tolerated? !

Between men, there is only winning and losing!

"I'm popular now." Yu Bei hummed, "A big V on Weibo with 300 million followers."

"Just your notice fee?" Gu Yiming sighed after finishing his last mouthful, "Oh... I will try harder and build a wealthy family, otherwise who can afford you?"

When the cameraman heard that there was a big melon, he turned on the camera and aimed at it, but Gu Yiming and Yu Bei had finished eating and cleaned up.

"Gu Yiming, let's go out for a walk to digest food."

It's rare for Yu Bei to see such a heavy snow in the south. The winter in Haicheng is just like Gu Yiming's tease.

"Frozen to death, what are you doing out there?"

"Anyway, it's snowing this afternoon and there's no activity, so go out the door."

Yu Bei had already set up his umbrella and went out, so Gu Yiming had no choice but to follow.They are not far from Cheng Dao Guo's husband and wife's house, only a few tens of meters away.

"Teacher Cheng! Teacher Jiang!" Gu Yiming led Yu Bei to greet him.

Yu Bei glanced at it.

They also have an electric stove!

There are three dishes and one soup left on the table, there are meat and vegetables!

Look at other people's food.

This is life.

Disappointed tears flowed from the corners of his mouth.

Cheng Daoguo asked with a smile, "Have you eaten?"

"Just finished eating." Gu Yiming also leaned over to enjoy the fire.

Yu Bei hit Gu Yiming, but he said everything, and Yu Bei didn't have the nerve to speak.

Say what?

Say you just finished eating, but can you have three more bowls of rice?

I don't want to be ashamed, Gu Yiming still wants to be ashamed.

Jiang Huili was more careful and asked, "What did you have for lunch?"

"Traditional handmade, fermented by 81, coupled with modern ramen techniques, carefully selected wheat flour, and hundreds of processes, just to combine sour, fresh and spicy in a bowl... instant noodles."

"These two children, can they eat enough? Two big boys." Jiang Huili got up and said, "How about I cook two more dishes for you."

Yu Bei waved his hand and said, "Don't bother, don't bother, these leftovers are very good...otherwise, what a waste."

Seeing their insistence, Jiang Huili had no choice but to say: "That's really embarrassing, I'll heat up the dishes for you."

5 minute later.

Yu Bei almost cried out.

Gu Yiming is not worth it.

But the braised meat is worth it!

Sweet but not greasy!

Potato roast beef brisket is super delicious!

Stir-fried lotus root is crispy, tender and refreshing!

Three delicacies soup with rice is a perfect match!

Yu Bei replaced the bowl with a basin, and drank the chrysanthemum tea made by Cheng Dao Guo after eating.

"Gu Yiming, go home by yourself." Yu Bei squinted his eyes and said, "I announce that I have now joined the middle-aged and elderly health care group."

Jiang Huili was amused by him, and suggested: "You guys should just join us, it's normal for boys not to know how to cook."

Gu Yiming couldn't hold back his face and said, "It's not very good, it's so embarrassing."

Cheng Daoguo interjected and said, "What's the matter, your teacher Jiang cooks stewed mutton meat with radishes at night, meat wrapped in pot..."

Yu Bei hugged a door.

"If you want to go, you go, I won't go."

The live broadcast room is very good.

[Gu Yiming, look at what you gave Xiaobei for lunch! 】

[Others eat three meals a day, while Yu Bei eats the flowing water banquet. 】

[Hahaha running water seats! 】

[Look, the child is so hungry, he hasn't eaten for 10 minutes, right? 】