Was teased by the male god on the hot search again

Yu Bei didn't even think about it.

He was still a baby when he died.

Except for being bathed by his mother when he was a child, no one has touched his dick.

Isn't this Nima a complete failure in life?

So unhappy!

Gu Yiming didn't get it either.

According to the script, he was going to be reborn as a freshman. When he first met Gu Yiming, he started his counterattack road to fame.

After rebirth, let Gu Yiming, a scumbag, follow me like a dog every day.

Yu Bei had already thought up the title, so he called it "After Rebirth, the High-Length Male God Becomes My Tiǎn Dog".

These are all Yu Bei's thoughts within 001 seconds.

He didn't have time to think about anything else.

After all, the puddle was as far as the thigh, and the water seeping out was only a boot high.

"Gu Yiming!!"

Yu Bei shouted heartbreakingly, and found himself standing firmly.

"It's okay, my shoes are wet."

Gu Yiming also ran over with big strides.

"Damn, you want to scare me to death?" Gu Yiming cursed, "I thought you fell into a hole in the ice." Yu Bei was surrounded by a group of people and several cameras.

Everyone tacitly joined hands to form a silent circle of embarrassment.

"Aren't you coming up yet?" Gu Yiming was still cursing, "Are you going to celebrate the New Year in the pit?!"

What is Gu Yiming's fierceness?

Yu Bei wanted to scold him.

I didn't throw you into the pit again.

Is it you who hurt?

I'm not your darling.

"Won't even reach out"

Yu Bei also had resentment for the failed rebirth.

"Aren't you capable? I told you to put your camera away and watch the road carefully. If you don't listen to me, come up by yourself!"

"Come up by yourself." Yu Bei said angrily, "I can't do it without you."

It's too early to talk big.

The ice surface was really slippery, Yu Bei almost fell to the ground, and was picked up by his collar.

"Can you do without me?"

Gu Yiming was quite upset.

Yu Bei felt that there was nothing to be ashamed of.

Wouldn't he have less fun without me?

"Gu Yiming, what should we do now?"

"Garlic cloves, what else can I do, go home!"

Gu Yiming glanced to the side.

"Still filming? Where's the director, call a car!"

Gu Yiming is indeed getting angry. He is usually easy to talk, but his temper is also short-tempered.

"Uh, I'm not going back."

Gu Yiming turned around and looked at him in disbelief as if he had misheard.

"What do you want to do if you don't go back?"

"Continue to complete the task, this is still being recorded on the show and I still want to take a hot spring."

Hey.

A childhood sweetheart and a rumored ex-girlfriend are all there.

Should I keep an eye on it?

Do you think I'm stupid?

Gu Yiming roared: "Do you know how many degrees below zero it is now? You don't want your feet anymore?"

"Not that"

nonsense.

Yu Bei's shoes are full of water, can he not know how cold it is?But recording a show is similar to acting in a play. It’s all work. If you promise to not do a good job, the money will be paid.

How guilty...

"Why not, you're just a pig's head!" Gu Yiming was very angry, "When the time comes, amputation, why don't I let me carry you for the rest of my life?"

Yu Bei fell silent.

See, Gu Yiming doesn't care about me at all.

It was because he was afraid of causing trouble to him.

"I won't buy a wheelchair myself?"

"Okay, Yu Bei, you have the guts, remember what you say if you let it go! If I care about you, I'm a dog!"

Yu Bei was startled.

The two have stayed together for so long that they even swear to God that they are exactly the same.

I was slapped in the face back and forth, so he didn't learn anything?

Gu Yiming was very annoyed, scratched his hair and kicked the snowdrift hard.

Yu Bei wondered if he was manic.

How big is it?

Lin Bei'er also interjected: "Yu Bei, don't make any trouble, isn't your group completing the mission after Brother Yiming's completion? One by one, I will accompany him."

Hey, I also learned how to make stitches.

Anyway, Yu Bei doesn't plan to want Gu Yiming anymore, whoever picks it up will pick it up.

Gu Yiming called Xiaobai over and asked, "Did any of you bring shoes? Size 41."

Xiaobai shook his head, who would go out with a pair of shoes?

"Mr. Gu, I have a pair of socks"

Gu Yiming asked doubtfully, "Is it clean?"

Embarrassed, Xiaobai took off a pair of woolen stockings from his sleeves.

"It was too cold, so I cut a few holes in the wool socks to use as gloves I didn't wear."

Gu Yiming took it over, "Alright."

Xiaobai whispered: "Mr. Gu, the online trolls are worried that they won't be able to find your black spot. Please restrain your anger."

"I care about them?"

Xiaobai silently gave Mr. Gu a thumbs-up. Anyway, it's Lao Lu who has a headache about public relations.

"Sit down."

Yu Bei pouted and said, "Aren't you afraid of being a dog?"

Gu Yiming didn't bother to quarrel with him, put one arm on him on a fallen fir tree, let him sit, squatted down by himself, put Yu Bei's legs on his half-squatted knees.

After taking off the mountain boots, water poured out of them, Yu Bei's socks were naturally wet, and Gu Yiming shrank his toes in the cold when he took them off.

"Now you know you're afraid of freezing?"

Gu Yiming grabbed his feet, covered his down jacket, and wiped off the water stains by the way.

Lin Beier's eyes widened.

"Brother Yiming! Your clothes are dirty!"

Gu Yiming looked down and said, "It's not dirty, just a little water."

Lin Beier stomped her foot. When he was a child, he accidentally touched an ink dot on Gu Yiming's coat with a pen, and Gu Yiming threw the coat away.

"By the way, by the way, Belle, come here."

A smile appeared on Lin Bei'er's face again.

Hearing that Gu Yiming was going to send me home, Lin Beier was overjoyed, right?

Gu Yiming handed Yu Bei's shoes to him: "Help me hold the shoes, I have to wear them when I go home to dry."

Lin Beier's face is like singing facial makeup, with many changes.

"I won't take it!"

Gu Yiming raised his brows: "Your hand is still intact, why are you so talkative when I ask you to do me a favor?"

Lin Beier said stubbornly: "If it's Brother Yiming, I'll mention yours, but I won't take his."

"What about his and mine? Didn't I tell you? Yu Bei is my good brother and also your brother. Now even if you are asked to lift you, you have to lift it! Gu Yiming's words are right.

It's not filial piety.

After hearing this, Yu Bei wanted to break in.

Lin Bei'er was scolded bloody, and honestly carried Yu Bei's shoes.

Gu Yiming turned around and squatted down.

Said very coldly: "Come."

What?

I accepted his love once.

It won't make me engrave it on my back, right?

"Climb up." Gu Yiming shouted again impatiently.

Yu Bei was dazzled by surprise.

"You carry me?"

"Otherwise? Who can hug such a long distance?"

Gu Yiming's brain circuit is also gone.

It doesn't matter what his brain is like, as long as his body is good.

Yu Bei lay on his back, and Gu Yiming stood up easily.

"Uh, the way back is in that direction."

I thought his sense of direction was so strong.

Gu Yiming was very angry, and shouted: "I will take you to complete the task and soak in the hot spring!"