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Yu Bei was dumbfounded.

Who is the mother?

It's not your mother, who kisses like something.

I don't want to be called brother.

The atmosphere is too orthopedic.

"What are you doing on the phone?"

"It's the first time to see our mother, you have to be polite and let me know in advance when you come to visit, don't you understand?"

A man brought another man to his home for the New Year.

Is this plausible?

Sounds like a bad review.

"I don't! What the hell, I'm going to my house"

"What are you afraid of?"

Gu Yiming didn't understand his embarrassment.

"What? I'm ugly? Take me home to embarrass you?"

"How dare I call you ugly"

Yu Bei's thoughts were clinking.

If I used to bring my male classmates home, I wouldn't have any scruples.

But now the situation has subtly changed.

If my mother finds out, you must not break my leg?

She was also reluctant to hit Gu Yiming.

"It's just that my family is really poor. The house is only [-] square meters. My mother also has a dog, which can't accommodate so many people. I can't stay in a hotel for the New Year's Eve, right? Oh, in our small place, there are no hotels, only four. Fifty's kind of small hotel with red lights."

"Our relationship is so good, you still treat me as an outsider?!" Gu Yiming said angrily, "Do you think I will despise your family?"

Small? ! "

Yu Bei was also a little moved.

At least Gu Yiming and Wang Jiarui have similarities.

None of them love my money.

Just love me for who I am.

"The main reason is that my family is so poor that we can't even afford a bed, and you have no place to sleep."

Gu Yiming was even more excited.

"Sleeping in your bed? What do you think?"

"What do you think?! Sleeping with me in front of my parents?" Yu Bei asked, "Bed?!"

Gu Yiming was silent and began to think.

Yu Bei wiped off his cold sweat, has Gu Yiming finally started to reflect?

Gu Yiming sighed, turned his head and asked: "Is your bed too small to sleep two people? I don't believe it, the single bed in the dormitory is so small, both of us can sleep together."

sleep. "

Gu Yiming successfully avoided all the important answers.

It's the same as when Yu Bei got all the CET-[-] English multiple-choice questions wrong.

The English teacher pulled Yu Bei to cry, saying that he would rather not have taught.

"I do not"

"Do you want to fight?"

Gu Yiming gradually became irritable and began to threaten.

"Don't fight." Yu Bei decided to attack him: "Gu Yiming, you are too domineering and self-righteous now! Let me tell you, today is the king of heaven, Lao Tzu, who is here.

I won't fight either!No one can persuade me!If I am a fan today, I will stand upside down! "

"Your notification fee is still in my hands."

"Hello? Mom."

This is the speed of answering the phone.

Yu Bei suspected that Yu Xianglian and Gu Yiming had colluded.

Gu Yiming couldn't grasp the key point.

But Yu Bei's lifeblood, he grasped it accurately.

"What are you calling? I almost killed your father, but you messed it up!" Yu Xianglian yelled angrily.

Yu Bei's forehead hurt, and he said, "Mom, don't play games, I'll tell you something first."

"If you don't have any money, ask your classmate to borrow it, and then ask Lahei."

Yu Xianglian made three consecutive fatal attacks.

"It's not this." Yu Bei was used to being free-range since he was a child, "My birthday is coming up in a few days, you haven't forgotten it, have you?"

"How can that be? Just a few days later, I have prepared gifts. When will you go home? If you don't go home, I can send it to you. Oh, your mother's suffering day 20 years ago, I finally got you It’s not easy to grow up so big.”

"Yu Xianglian, stop being hypocritical, my birthday is already over!" Yu Bei yelled into the phone, "Also, I'm 26 this year!"

"Is it?"

The sound of killing came from the phone.

Yu Xianglian said emotionally: "It's not that I remembered wrongly, but in the eyes of my mother, you will always be a child that my mother can't grow up."

Wow.

My brain hurts from anger.

Interrupted by Yu Xianglian, what do you want to say?

"Mom, stop reciting poems, I really want to tell you something." Yu Bei glanced at Gu Yiming and said, "I'm going to bring someone home during the Chinese New Year."

Before Yu Xianglian could speak, Yu Dahua's voice came over, and he probably snatched it away.

"Ah! The pig that has been raised for more than [-] years finally knows how to make cabbage? It's time to bring it. When your father and I were your age, you were already in elementary school.

Xianglian, what are you pinching me for? "

Both Yu Dahua and Yu Xianglian were very avant-garde when they were young.

The disco style in flared pants.

As soon as I was in my sophomore year, I asked my class teacher for leave, saying that I would go back to my hometown to get married.

After getting married, Yu Xianglian went to class with a big belly.

The mobile phone was snatched back by Yu Xianglian again, and she said: "Okay, please bring it back, mom will make a table for New Year's Eve dinner, whose girl is that?"

Yu Bei corrected her and said, "Mom, it's not a girl, it's a boy."

There was silence on the other end of the phone for a full minute.

"What did Xiao Bei say?"

"He said it wasn't a girl, it was a boy"

Another unspeakable silence

and many more.

Where did they go?

Yu Xianglian approached the phone and said, "Boys also need to eat.

Yu Bei couldn't figure it out.

How did I come out?

Yu Xianglian was still saying: "The boy eats more, so Mom cooks a few more dishes."

"No! It's my college classmate, a roommate in a dormitory, Gu Yiming! I told you guys, remember?"

"Gu Yiming? Really?!"

Yu Xianglian's voice sounded very excited.

"real"

How does it sound, Yu Xianglian is more excited when she hears that Gu Yiming is going home for the Chinese New Year?

"How can I not remember this? It's on TV every day, Yu Bei, are you bragging?"

"I was asked to inform you, not to be rude."

"Is this kid so sensible? That's great. Look at him, and you're still yelling at your mom. Isn't it just a birthday? The scar on mom's stomach is still there."

Yu Bei interrupted her: "Mom, can you say something else?"

Yu Xianglian began to complain: "They all belong to a university and a dormitory, and they come out on TV every day, what about you? I'm still impatient with your mother teaching you that you are debuting as a star, and you are as silent as throwing stones into the sea. I don’t even have the nerve to mention it to others, except for video chatting, you have never appeared on the screen, you are a celebrity, and you are your personal name.”

"Hello? Mom? It's too windy here and I can't hear you clearly. Mom, what are you talking about? The signal is not good"

Yu Bei quickly hung up the call.

He let out a long breath like crossing a catastrophe.

"What did our mother say?" Gu Yiming asked curiously.

"I didn't say anything, my mother watched dramas and movies when she had nothing to do, she knows you."

"That's good." Gu Yiming smiled and said, "Don't tell me, I'm still a little nervous when I think about going to see our mother."

"My mother likes you very much." Yu Bei patted him on the shoulder and said, "Don't worry about not being good enough for me haha."

Gu Yiming said leisurely: "I remember some people swear, what are you going to say on your head?"

Yu Bei couldn't remember for a moment.

shit.

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