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Yu Bei stared at Gu Yiming who was in a hurry in the elevator home.

I wish I didn't have to use my third leg.

"What are you rushing home for?"

While looking at his watch, Gu Yiming said, "Go back and pack your things. I promised my mother that I will catch lunch tomorrow."

"Then it's tomorrow!"

"Should I tidy up tonight? I won't be able to do it until tomorrow. It's my first time to see our mother, and I can still be late? What do you say?" Yu Bei sat on the sofa speechlessly after returning home, looking at Gu Yiming's big bag Pick up in small bags.

Going to my house is quite savvy.

Why weren't you so active when you came to me?

Yu Bei suddenly had a flash of inspiration.

"No, Gu Yiming, when did you promise my mother to have lunch?"

"This morning."

While Gu Yiming answered, he put Yu Bei's underwear into the storage bag and put it in the suitcase.

"When did you have my mother's contact information?!"

Gu Yiming replied: "I read it on your mobile phone, I added it to WeChat yesterday."

Shock!

Gu Yiming took advantage of his roommate's sleep to do this kind of thing to his roommate...

I think I can also go to the headlines to apply for a job.

"Let me see, what are you talking about?"

Gu Yiming got up and asked seriously: "The mobile phone is private, can it be seen by others?"

"What nonsense are you talking about? Didn't you peek at my phone too? What about my privacy?"

Yu Bei was very angry.

Gu Yiming finally closed the suitcase and said, "You are my privacy, isn't your privacy my privacy?"

"Wait...let me stroke..."

Yu Bei was dazed by him.

Gu Yiming didn't let him glance at his phone before going to bed.

Yu Bei was too curious.

Logically speaking, what topics can Gu Yiming and Yu Xianglian have?

It's not about me.

I'm afraid it's not about saying bad things and not letting them see it.

I was so curious that I couldn't sleep.

He tossed and turned on Gu Yiming's arm as a pillow.

Gu Yiming's mobile phone was placed on the bedside to charge, and the flickering lights on the charging display shone attractively.

Like Gu Yiming's body, shaking a small handkerchief, "Come on, come on?"

In fact, I am a man of integrity.

But Gu Yiming peeked at my phone more than once.

It's not my fault.

OK, psychological construction is complete.

Yu Bei crept up, rolled over Gu Yiming's body, finally touched the phone screen with his fingertips, and then stabbed over.

Yu Bei glanced at Gu Yiming, under the slight sleeping light, his eyes were softly closed, and the shadow cast on his straight nose made his facial features look more three-dimensional and perfect.

Gu Yiming is so pretty.

But how can a mobile phone look good?

Yu Bei ruthlessly pulled Gu Yiming's finger and unlocked the phone's screen lock.

Gu Yiming has a lot of mobile apps, but Yu Bei doesn't know half of them, such as securities, wealth, funds, and a little half of them in English, which are messy and don't sort them out. Yu Bei feels a headache when looking at them.

What a boring and rich inner world.

Yu Bei is not bad either, there are five video apps, Weibo forums, TikTok and Post Bars all have my footprints, WeChat, QQ and Twitter have everything, and the fifth personality of Pesticide Eat Chicken is indispensable...

A must for contemporary stinking youth.

Can Gu Yiming's old cadre style compare with me?

I found Gu Yiming's WeChat, clicked on it, and there was a pin on the top.

shit.

Yu Bei was really furious.

At the same time, my heart was half cold.

Gu Yiming actually put a person's dialog box on top!

What's more, the special note is called "Xiao Yao Jing".

Oh that's my own avatar.

Scared the old man.

But why isn't the note "Lao Yao", "Yu Bei", "Yao Er" and the like?

What the hell is Xiaoyaojing?

None of this is the point...

Yu Bei quickly looked for Yu Xianglian's WeChat account, but after looking through it for a long time, he couldn't find one called "Millennium Snow Lotus", but he spotted a familiar lotus head with colorful fonts flashing on it: plain happiness.

Yu Xianglian, who is plain and happy, why does the font seem to be dancing?

No wonder Yu Bei couldn't find it, Gu Yiming wrote "our mother" to her.

Yu Bei excitedly entered the dialogue box and pulled it to the top.

Chat records from Gu Yiming and Yu Xianglian:

Gu Yiming: Hello, Auntie, I am Yu Bei's good friend, Gu Yiming.

You've added friends and can start chatting now.

Yu Xianglian (voice translation): Ahahahaha Gu Yiming!really you? !I thought Yu Bei was bragging to me there, hahaha...

I can feel my mother's silver bell-like laughter through the screen.

Yu Xianglian (voice translation): After all these years, Yu Bei's troublesome spirit hasn't troubled you, right?Are you still obedient?Thanks for your care.

Gu Yiming: It's okay, auntie, it should be, Xiaobei also takes good care of me.

Yu Xianglian (voice translation): Well, he can do whatever he wants. If it weren't for someone around him, I'm afraid he would starve to death.

Gu Yiming: Auntie, don't say that, he is fine.

It's as if without Gu Yiming, I would already be begging for food at the bridgehead.

Gu Yiming spoke like a person.

Yu Xianglian (voice translation): Yu Bei said, I want to bring you home during the Chinese New Year?You've been together for so many years, it's time to see each other, don't delay your business

Right?

Gu Yiming: No, I happen to be fine during Chinese New Year.

Yu Xianglian (voice translation): Then when are you on vacation?Auntie, get ready, what do you like to eat?

Gu Yiming: I will be on vacation tomorrow, Auntie, you are welcome, I will not pick.

Yu Xianglian (voice translation): Then the day after tomorrow will be fine!I have lunch ready.

Yu Bei was so disappointed.

That's it?

What is there to hide?

An ordinary son-in-law came to the door.

Less of that smell.

The domineering president forcibly snatches the taste of a private little daughter-in-law.

"Are you finished?"

When Yu Bei turned his head, Gu Yiming still had his eyes closed.

Scared the old man.

When did Gu Yiming have such a problem with talking in his sleep?

"Can I sleep peacefully after watching it?"

"..." Yu Tongdun said, "Can..."

Gu Yiming turned sideways, with his arms around Yu Bei's waist.

"Gu Yiming, what kind of remarks did you make for me? It's so ugly." Yu Bei was very dissatisfied.

Gu Yiming said sleepily: "Tokyo Pagoda sounds good?"

"what does it mean?"

It is estimated that Gu Yiming has been wondering for a long time.

forget it.

sleep.

The next day, being urged by Gu Yiming to wash up, he ate a bowl of milk and oatmeal and set off.

Yu Bei's family lives in Hangzhou, more than two hours' drive away.

When passing by Haiying, the hot pot restaurant of the second son Qin Feng's family was still open, so he handed out leaflets on the side of the road.

"Qin Feng! You won't go home during the Chinese New Year?" Yu Bei shouted from the car.

Qin Feng replied: "What are you doing at home? The daily turnover can be tripled during the Chinese New Year!"

"What about Xia Yifan? Are you leaving?"

"also not."

"He's not coming home either?"

Qin Feng snarled and said: "No! I'm also surprised. Didn't he get engaged after the Chinese New Year? If he doesn't go home to spend time with his wife, he will still be crowded in my small dilapidated house to make movies during the Chinese New Year. This kid has a bit of a brain. bug."

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