Was teased by the male god on the hot search again

Just Gu Yiming's behavior.

What's the difference between being a duck and erecting an archway?

They want me to live well, and they want me not to be gay.

I'm not an inflatable doll.

beg him?

I'm afraid the baby's brains are gone.

Forgot how he begged me to give him a mouth just now?

On the matter of how to make the other party happy, only Gu Yiming begged for my share.

This is the confidence brought by a skill.

And what will Gu Yiming do?

He will be a fart.

Probably still a virgin.

Is Gu Yiming a virgin?

He hasn't been asked about it yet.

Since college, Gu Yiming has been a lump of stinky pork. There are so many flies flying around that he can't finish it. Zhang Ziying is not the only one who claims to be his girlfriend outside.

Yu Bei really didn't know whether he had secretly dated a girlfriend or not.

"Gu Yiming, have you...have you ever been in a relationship?"

"Why are you asking this all of a sudden?" Gu Yiming asked back.

"You ask me for this, ask me for that, I can't make some demands on you?" Yu Bei followed suit, "Let me tell you, I, Yu Bei, also have principles in making friends, that kind of nonsense People are not qualified to be friends with us fairies."

Gu Yiming laughed inexplicably.

"No."

"real or fake?"

Gu Yiming is so handsome, how can he never be in love?

Then why does he want such a face?

"real."

"Isn't it?" Yu Bei was suspicious with a hundred thousand question marks, "The United States is so open, I heard that falling in love with junior high school students is not considered puppy love, can you hold it back? Or are there no girls chasing you?"

"None." Gu Yiming said flatly, "No time."

"Liar."

No elementary school student would believe this kind of nonsense.

"Time is like water in a sponge, it will harden if squeezed."

"I really don't have time." Gu Yiming broke him from behind, "Where did you learn these coquettish words? Every day, your mouth seems to be oiled."

Yu Bei tasted it.

What oil is he talking about?

"So up to now...you are still an old chicken?"

Yu Bei was very surprised.

Or surprise.

No one has used it yet.

how fresh.

Gu Yiming didn't speak, probably acquiesced.

But what about the back?

Yu Bei still had to confirm.

"Then you... have never had a boyfriend, have you?"

Gu Yiming's voice sank, and he scolded: "Yu Bei, if you tell me such nonsense again, see if you can get out of bed tomorrow."

hiss--

That's right.

If it comes from the mouth of an ordinary straight man.

Yu Bei's heart was agitated.

But Gu Yiming.

I'm afraid he can really beat people's legs in plaster.

"I'm just asking, why don't you fall in love? I heard that American students are quite relaxed."

"Actually, before taking the Haiying exam, I had already obtained a degree certificate from a business school in the United States.

Look at what other people were busy doing when they were young.

look at me again.

Still hiding under the covers and playing with a flashlight to study Danmei comics.

I just went to practice my craft.

No wonder Gu Yiming knows nothing except making money.

"What about now, there must be time now?"

"What a fart, besides working, I have to play with you every day."

Yu Bei was dissatisfied.

Lao Tzu is not five years old.

I didn't see you taking me to the Pleasant Goat at the entrance of the supermarket.

"Are you so busy? It's a partner, not a toy for you to hide in your pocket and take away at any time." Gu Yiming immediately retorted: "Then why are you dating if it's not for being together every day?" Yu Bei thought about it.

Gu Yiming was right.

Nothing else is right.

"It's not like we grew up together. Could it be that we are also holding hands when we go to the tuba?"

Gu Yiming stopped talking, and when Yu Bei thought he had fallen asleep, he spoke again.

"Can you stop saying such disgusting things at night? I just don't want to talk about it. After a few years, I will go back to the United States. Yu Bei's brain thumped as if it had been struck by lightning.

Gu Yiming is going back to the United States?

He never said that.

"Back to America? Why didn't you mention it to me?"

Gu Yiming took a deep breath and said, "It's boring to say, it's not a happy thing." Yu Bei's heart was in a mess.

It is estimated that there is no result.

No, it's like a bunch of silkworms twisted into a big ball.

"But...you can go, it's not like you won't come back."

"Maybe I'll settle there." Gu Yiming tightened his arms and said, "Not sure yet."

Yu Bei's brain couldn't function anymore.

"Why? Why do you have to settle there? Aren't you rich? Even if you buy a house in one continent, it's more than enough? If you want to stay in China, stay in China. It's not like a global village now. What's wrong with foreign love? ? Why does it have to be settled in the United States?"

"It's something at home." Gu Yiming thought for a while and explained, "You can say it like you, but it's the same as you can't live abroad alone forever. There are your friends and family here. The simplest One of the truths is that if our parents are sick, don't you have to stay by their side?"

"Then... when did it happen? How many years will it be?"

To be honest, my mind went blank.

Gu Yiming replied: "It's really not settled, let's watch the situation at home."

Yu Bei was a little excited, and said, "Then what are you doing in China? You are staying well in America!"

Why are you messing with me?

"The main purpose is to make money and explore the international market."

Gu Yiming answered solemnly, with awe-inspiring righteousness.

"Forget it, don't talk about it, it's really boring, go to sleep."

Yu Bei turned his back, speechless.

It's not that he doesn't want to say it, it's that he doesn't dare to think about it.

Never thought.

It wasn't the straight bends that beat us.

There is one more distance.

No wonder Lin Beier is so confident and sure about winning. Even he knows that Gu Yiming will return to the United States sooner or later.

Gu Yiming was really sleepy, and fell asleep breathing evenly after speaking.

Yu Bei was restless and unable to sleep.

Do you still need to buy a dog?Gu Yiming is a real dog.

He felt that there was no result and he would not fall in love, and then asked Lao Tzu to solve it for him.

Treat Lao Tzu as a plane cup?

——A “good friend” can get so many benefits?

The scumbag didn't run away.

Fuck it.

Yu Bei felt that he was even more wretched.

Not only YYO to a straight man all day long

There was also the idea of ​​wanting Gu Yiming to stay.

Am I being too selfish?

Having dominated Gu Yiming for so many years, it made me think that he was my misunderstanding.

It will be handed over sooner or later.

Maybe Gu Yiming returned to the United States, so he would be happy to find a rich and powerful foreign girl, and it would be a charity if he could call me in China occasionally.

These years, in fact, are stolen.

Can't see the light.

—Seeing Guang Yu Bei is that shameless thief.

It's embarrassing to say it.

Even crying is a joke.

Lost to death.

Gu Yiming should be as happy as he should be, I'm not happy enough yet.

No, I haven't had a good time yet.

Taking advantage of the happy time with Gu Yiming, can you make money last time?

Even room rates are saved.

I'm really thrifty.