Was teased by the male god on the hot search again

"These two people...can't talk to each other calmly? Have you eaten gunpowder all day long?"

As soon as Yu Bei closed the door and turned around, Gu Yiming had already cleaned up the crayfish residue.

"Outsiders can't tell about the two of them, so don't worry about it." Gu Yiming wiped his hands, "Yu Bei, let's settle our accounts." When Gu Yiming called his name directly.

More often than not, things aren't pretty.

Usually forced to pay rent.

"Uh... our family, what kind of account is it... brother..."

Call brother Weiqiang first.

After begging for mercy and suffering.

"It's useless to call me brother." Gu Yiming approached step by step, "Okay, Yu Bei, now I have learned how to hide."

"That's not what I said..." Yu Bei pressed his back against the dining table, "I can explain it."

Gu Yiming's two arms trapped Yu Bei in the middle.

"Tibetans are quite proficient in hiding. What else can you explain? You have done a lot of things, right?"

Yu Bei couldn't admit this.

"Fart, it's not that you have a lot of problems yourself, and you don't like me bringing people to your house! Last time Lin Beier came into your lounge, you blamed me for not being optimistic!

"Is there?" Gu Yiming said again, "Our grievances are not limited to this."

Yu Bei's heart skipped a beat.

I didn't hide anyone else either. Ang?

"Aren't you black and Gu Yiming working hard? I told you in the company that I'll let you make up for it."

Yu Bei was like a fox whose tail was trampled.

"Gu Yiming, you are creating something out of nothing, spewing blood!"

Gu Yiming raised his eyebrows, grabbed Yu Bei's hand, and lifted him up.

"I don't spit on people with blood, I spit on other things."

Gu Yiming really holds a grudge.

This is the small belly and chicken intestines.

"Brother...Brother, let me go, my chrysanthemum has never been closed...Brother, good brother, little brother, old brother

Yu Bei blinked and hugged Gu Yiming's thigh.

Shout hard.

It made Gu Yiming suspect that he had gone to Liangshan.

Gu Yiming slid into the bathtub with his arms around Yu Bei.

"Brother is no longer useful, I'm afraid you have to think of a higher-ranking title."

Yu Bei was surprised, Gu Yiming played more and more.

Isn't he a novice?

Why are you so familiar with the road?

He's no longer an old rascal, but an old bastard.

Also a higher rank title.

This is too much!

Yu Bei looked at Gu Yiming shyly and timidly, slowly and shamefully, pursed his lips and spit out those two words.

"uncle……"

The specific process cannot be described.

In short, Yu Bei did not misunderstand the function of that mechanical shelf.

Make the most of it.

The talent who invented this thing was thinking about multi-functional sports anyway.

Yu Bei was carried into the bedroom by Gu Yiming to take a bath.

Don't dare to curse.

If you scold Gu Yiming, you will gag him with something.

"Would you dare to hide someone from me next time?"

Gu Yiming threw a bubble ball in the bathtub for Yu Bei to play with.

Yu Bei's feet were wide and wide, and the lingering dizziness persisted on his face.

"... Qin Feng and Xia Yifan won't break up completely, right?"

Alas... worrying about the country and the people.

"I wanted them to sit down and talk about it... look at their own good fortune.

Gu Yiming sat beside the bathtub, only his calves were submerged in the water.

He actually wanted to lie down too.

But the bathtub is not big enough.

If he lay in it, Yu Bei could only lie on him.

Yu Bei nodded, suddenly feeling something was wrong.

"What? You knew they were coming?!"

Gu Yiming said without blushing, "Xia Yifan called me at night and asked me where Qin Feng was."

?twenty two"

Yu Bei realizes that he has been wronged.

Depend on.

White gets fucked!

"Do you know that Qin Feng is at our house?"

Gu Yiming pointed to the corner of the wall and said, "Our house is under surveillance."

No wonder Gu Yiming bought supper for several people before Yu Bei said anything, and came back so quickly!

Wow.

Gu Yiming is this person.

Black to rotten intestines.

"Gu Yiming! You..."

Yu Bei wanted to struggle out of the water to beat someone, but Gu Yiming turned him back.

"Who made you feel guilty." Gu Yiming said humbly, "I can see that you and Qin Feng are hooking shoulders together, and you are only close to each other. You are not talking nonsense with your eyes open.

But can this be his fault?

"It's Qin Feng..."

"A slap can't make a sound, and a fly can't bite a seamless egg." Gu Yiming's strong words are quite quick.

Yu Bei suddenly became confident.

"What hooking up, we are a normal relationship between men and men."

When Gu Yiming heard this, he was really angry.

"Is it normal to have a male-to-male relationship?!"

"Then what is it? He and I are also roommates, and you are also roommates. We can't favor one over the other. Everyone should share my favor."

Yu Bei waved his hand.

"The more you talk, the more...it's outrageous! How can you be so..." Gu Yiming cursed, unable to think of words, and only a few words popped out after a while, "Sao? What's wrong?! You've already made love to me You still hook up with wild men? Are you reasonable?"

Yu Bei got up and sat up, laying his head on his lap, looking at him from below.

Seeing Xiao Yiming become Da Yiming.

"If you look at me like this again, your chrysanthemum will never get better!"

"Gu Yiming, I'll test you." Yu Bei pointed to his chest and asked, "What is this?"

Gu Yiming looked down at his chest, and then confirmed it again.

"breast?"

Yu Bei was so angry that his face turned black.

"My name! Yu Bei!" Yu Bei pointed to his nose again, "What is this?"

"Yu Bei?" Gu Yiming asked tentatively.

"This is the nose!" Yu Bei suppressed his anger and asked, "So what does it add up to?"

"Yu Bei...nose...Yu...zi..."

Gu Yiming thought carefully, then clapped his hands, suddenly realized.

"Caviar! What kind of riddle are you playing with me? You want to eat fish roe?"

Yu Bei covered his face.

No fuck to say.

Life is hopeless.

Gu Yiming's cancer is terminally ill.

Take it to a mass grave and bury it.

Whoever likes to pick it up.

Yu Bei got out of the bathtub angrily, bringing out a burst of water, wrapped it in a towel, and locked the bedroom.

"Yu Bei! Why are you so angry? I haven't settled with you yet! Open the door! I have no place to sleep!"

"Sleep on the sofa!"

Gu Yiming was locked up to sleep outside the living room for the first time, he was so angry that he glanced at the next bedroom, but didn't go.

—Sleeping alone is not like that.

Gu Yiming frantically scratched his hair in the living room, and didn't think about why Yu Bei was angry for an hour.

"Sleep in the living room, sleep in the living room!" Gu Yiming yelled inside, "Don't forget my birthday present! If you don't prepare it, you will die! I will fuck you ten times in one night!"

Yu Bei was covered under the quilt.

ten times?

Then don't prepare.

Speaking of this, Yu Bei got up with a headache for several days in a row.

In the past, when I gave Gu Yiming a gift, Gu Yiming didn't think much of it. He just threw it away and it was over. After moving several times, he didn't know where he went.

Later, Yu Bei gradually stopped sending them off.

What can Gu Yiming not afford?

Every time I eagerly express my heart, I end up humiliating myself.

When Yu Bei was a freshman, he tried his best to peek at Gu Yiming's birthday certificate, and then racked his brains to think of a gift.

manual?too cheap.shoe?Yu Bei checked the price of Gu Yiming's pair of shoes, and he might go bankrupt.

In the end, I went to the crew to pick up lunch for a month, and then I pooled in the money to buy a luxury brand belt for Gu Yiming.

Gu Yiming accepted it, but he hadn't seen him tie it before, and later found out that he never used that brand at all.

Seeing that the day is coming, the fan meeting for Gu Yiming's birthday is in full swing in the live broadcast.

It is rare for Gu Yiming not to wear a tie, and the suit is more casual.

The Gu Yiming on the screen is really handsome, not at all like the Gu Yiming who was locked up in the living room for a whole night in the fire yesterday, there is a kind of nobleness innately engraved in the bones on the screen, and he is full of confidence in his gestures.

What makes him so good?

Of course it's money.

Thinking of this, Yu Bei felt even more inferior.

He has everything, everything is the best, what else can please him?

Except my flesh.

Yu Bei was worried until the evening, and did not go to the address given by Gu Yiming at Zhai's house.

Gu Yiming's dedicated bell rang.

"Yaoer? Have you arrived yet? Lost?"

Ok.

be lost.

Get lost in your mind.

Yu Bei took a breath and said, "Gu Yiming, what kind of birthday is this? It's the same day as Women's Day, and my mother insisted that I go home to celebrate her holiday. I'm already on my way! I'm on the highway."

"The lights are still on in the house."

"Is... is it? I forgot to turn off the light."

"Hurry up and get me down, who are you lying to?" Gu Yiming ordered on the phone, "I can feel you clearly from the inside to the outside."

"..." Yu Bei prevaricated, "Why don't you go and have fun, I haven't changed my clothes yet..."

"Don't change it, don't let me go upstairs and carry you down."

Yu Bei turned off his phone, cursed and casually put on a coat and went out.

Just sitting in the passenger seat, Gu Yiming threw him a small box.

"?? Did you get the wrong person?" Yu Bei was confused, "It's your birthday, not mine."

"Yes."

Gu Yiming had already set off, and the night scene outside quickly receded.

"Your birthday, give me a present?"

What is the logic.

"Who will send you if I don't?" Gu Yiming coughed, and said, "I stopped you last time, and I will give it to you this time."

A straight man's brain is probably not connected to his rectum.

Giving without hesitation like diarrhea, all the brains are good for you, regardless of whether there is a reason.

Yu Bei opened the gift box with doubts, it was a mechanical watch.

Come to think of it, Gu Yiming returned the watch that Wang Jiarui sent in Northern Xinjiang, is this considered compensation?

"What brand is it? I don't want cheap ones."

Yu Bei's appreciation ability is limited, this watch is ordinary, not as cool as the one Wang Jiarui gave him.

Didn't Gu Yiming buy it at the supermarket's export stall?

"No brand." Gu Yiming replied, "I asked someone to ask an old craftsman in Italy to make it, and it can be collected."

"Is it the kind that you can pass on to your family if you hide it?"

Yu Bei quickly changed the posture of holding the watch with one hand to holding it with both hands.

"That's right." Gu Yiming turned the car, "Here we are."

Yu Bei looked up, where did it go?

Yu Bei thought it was some kind of place where the high-level people on the Bund were dead, and every inch of land was expensive.

It turned out to be an old town in Haicheng, with several rows of small western-style buildings that have been around for no one knows how many years, and the small streets and alleys are full of sycamore trees.

What the hell is Gu Yiming doing?

Wild... war? !