Was teased by the male god on the hot search again

Wang Gengshuo looked at Xiaobai, and pushed the gold-rimmed glasses with his middle finger.

"You want to fuck me?"

seriously.

Yu Bei has never seen anyone who can say these four words so calmly.

It seems that soaking him is as normal as taking a bath.

"Uh..." Xiaobai laughed awkwardly, "Is... so obvious?"

"Judging from the aesthetics of your clothing style, your sexual orientation is mostly of the same sex, and your gestures are more in line with your temperament. In fact, the essence of human social interaction is to meet new sexual partners. Otherwise, what is the purpose of you flirting with a strange man? And... ...palmistry should be male left female right."

Yu Bei knew.

Xiaobai has met his opponent.

One is a charlatan who cheats on everyone, and the other is a psychiatrist who takes pleasure in debunking others.

Xiaobai's rank has been challenged.

"Tch, it's not romantic at all."

Xiaobai shook off his hand and got up to leave.

Wang Gengshuo stopped him and stopped in front of him.

"This is my business card with my address and phone number on it. You are welcome to stay overnight at my house."

Xiao Bai took the business card and tore it in half.

"Brother, just say it when you hit the sign, high-ranking miserable women can't find a sex partner."

Wang Gengshuo smiled: "You have a sharp mouth, are you afraid?"

Xiaobai was fearless, raised half of the business card in his hand, and then turned around gracefully.

"An address is enough."

Behind Wang Gengshuo's thin lenses, his eyes showed great interest.

Yu Bei was dumbfounded by the sight.

Is this a success?

Are adults socializing this advanced now?

Strange knowledge grows.

Seeing Wang Gengshuo and Gu Yiming say goodbye, Yu Bei left alone, and when he caught sight of Xiaobai, he sneaked out like a dog.

"Damn it!" Yu Bei exclaimed.

Gu Yiming leaned over and asked, "Who are you looking at?"

"It's nothing, Xiaobai has made new friends."

Yu Bei did not describe the lightning-fast process.

Afraid of frightening Gu Yiming.

"Who? Wang Gengshuo? What kind of friendship can the two of them have?"

"Hmm..." Yu Bei tugged at his fingers, "Guan Baozhi?"

"What the hell..." Gu Yiming urged him, "Come on, let's eat the cake."

From the birthday banquet, Yu Bei deeply realized the gap between our poor and the bourgeoisie.

For Yu Bei's birthday, what he looks forward to the most is to eat a cream cake. Only the protagonist of the birthday is eligible to eat the first cherry on the cake.

But when capitalists celebrate their birthdays, their homes are filled with exquisite and high-end meals, and the cake is a formality instead.

So a small square, a big house, who is enough for it?

It's done quite delicately.

Yu Bei secretly glanced at the order price on the cake box.

excuse me.

Can this cake pull out gold tomorrow?

Gu Yiming was about to cut with a knife, but the people around him were not happy.

"Mr. Gu, how could you cut the cake first? Sister-in-law is still on the side!"

The actor started again.

What's wrong with me?

Don't cut the cake first, cut me first?

Yu Bei knew that he had a good relationship with Gu Yiming, but he really got the name wrong.

What if I'm the big brother?

Give him a blind eye.

They know shit.

Sometimes you can't use height to judge length.

Gu Yiming scolded him with a smile: "Don't make fooling around."

But full of rippling eyes.

That's right.

Yu Bei read it right.

It is rippling.

When receiving the best actor trophy, Gu Yiming was not so restless.

Yu Bei was used to seeing Gu Yiming give his acceptance speech with a cold face.

As if he deserved it.

Now it's like a primary school student receiving an award on stage.

What is Gu Yiming proud of?

Why doesn't he deny it?

"No, this is an opportunity to witness the relationship between you and sister-in-law, Mr. Gu, at least let us show off our affection and let us eat dog food!

The actor was very excited.

It's like getting married and wanting to be a father.

Gu Yiming pulled Yu Bei, and said in a low voice: "Yaoer, you see they are too enthusiastic, so let's just cooperate reluctantly?"

Yu Bei didn't want to.

There is no food yet, so how can I feed you?

If you want to eat, go to Yuan Longping, the patriarch, and make sure you are full.

"Hand in hand and cut together!" The male actor took the lead in shouting.

Yu Beixin was unwilling, but Gu Yiming held his hand.

"Yaoer, save me some face."

Yu Bei couldn't refuse Gu Yiming's request.

Don't talk about face.

I will give him all the lining.

Gu Yiming dominated his hand and cut the cake from the middle.

Yu Bei noticed that the big chocolate-covered cherry was assigned to the left.

"Oh!!!"

People around applaud together.

The rest is left to the waiters, who properly portion the delicate cakes on small serving plates, trying not to spoil the aesthetic.

Yu Bei got the plate with big cherries.

Who has my quick eyes and quick hands?

Someone wiped it on the face.

Yu Bei looked up, the actor succeeded in playing a prank, clapped his hands and laughed.

"Hahaha! Sister-in-law, don't wipe it, let Gu Yiming wipe it for you! Use your tongue!"

Yu Bei was forced to smirk.

This guy's bad taste is still in the fourth grade.

he does not know.

In fact, Gu Yiming and I had more fun behind the scenes.

But kissing the mouth and face, it seems that there is really no such thing.

Except for the first time in the car, Yu Bei took the initiative to force Gu Yiming to hit Jie Bo'er.

No matter how intense the intimacy was later, Gu Yiming never touched his face.

Why, can my face be dirtier than my butt?

Thinking about Yu Bei made him very sad.

Gu Yiming really never kissed him proactively.

Probably in the eyes of straight men, kissing on the mouth and face is the most unacceptable thing, and it will feel disgusting.

But can accept papa papa.

After all, when the sperm are on their brains, just give them a mineral water bottle.

Gu Yiming's feelings for me are probably similar.

Gu Yiming was still dealing with the audience: "It's not for you to watch, it's not suitable for children!"

"Stop, Mr. Gu, let's watch it as an adult!"

Gu Yiming unbuttoned his suit, opened the sides that blocked Yu Bei's vision, and then lowered his head.

"Yaoer, I'm here."

Come and come.

Do I need to write a notice?

Gu Yiming's mouth was already on Yu Bei's face, and he muttered lightly.

His lips were soft and hot.

"I……"

What Yu Bei wanted to say was interrupted.

"Gu Yiming! Are you ready? Just a little butter, will it take so long?"

With a flick of Gu Yiming's tongue, he hooked the small lump of cream over.

Yu Bei's heart seemed to be swept away by a list of chicken feathers.

Another slap in the face.

It hurts even more than being spanked by Yu Xianglian when she was a child.

Gu Yiming put down the hem of his clothes, and licked off a bit of white on his lips amidst the shouts of the crowd.

"I didn't wash my face in the morning..."

Gu Yiming was immersed in inexplicable joy, and put his arm around Yu Bei's shoulder.

"It's okay, it's not dirty."

Not dirty, I haven't seen you kiss me before?

Gu Yiming is really contradictory.

The guests presented their gifts one by one, and within a short while, Gu Yiming collected a table full of exquisite boxes and bags, which should be worth a lot of money.

The world of the rich doesn't understand.

Why does Gu Yiming need so many perfumes, belts, wallets and watches?

Enough for him to open a shop.

Why don't you give it to me and sell it online.

Lin Beier took the initiative to stand by the table, thanking the guests.

I feel like he has the same purpose as me.

"Sister-in-law, where's your gift?"

This actor is really the one who can't open the pot.

Gu Yiming forgot about this, and when he said it, he stared at Yu Bei.

"I……"

Yu Bei was also very ashamed.

He really didn't know what birthday present to give.

Gu Yiming has everything.

Yu Bei had given these luxuries before, but what happened?Gu Yiming didn't know where to put it.

I feel more and more humble about my own existence.

Lin Bei'er folded her hands, watching the joke.

What he gave to Gu Yiming was a cufflink, which looked small, and he himself said it was designed and made by a top French designer.

"No way, Mr. Gu, sister-in-law didn't prepare a gift for you? You have no status, haha!"

Even Gu Yiming is ashamed.

"Fart, who said no?"

The more Gu Yiming said this, the more Yu Bei couldn't hold his head up.

The waist is almost bent into a fishhook.

"Then take it out and have a look, sister-in-law, we can't take it away!"

"Don't bother him!" Gu Yiming stood in front of Yu Bei, "I just don't want to show it to you!"

There is a fart.

Yu Bei felt embarrassed for Gu Yiming.

"Gu Yiming." Yu Bei whispered, "You don't have to admit that we are related, and I didn't force you."

Gu Yiming looked back at him.

Lin Bei'er walked over and said, "Brother Yiming and Brother Xiaobei have been roommates for many years, and they have a very good relationship, so there's no need to do this."

Lin Beier said this very delicately.

Relieve Gu Yiming.

Also put aside the relationship between the two of them.

Gu Yiming yelled: "I sent it to you long ago, why do you still need to show it to you? Yaoer, don't be shy, why don't we give them Lulu! Gu Yiming's burden is quite heavy.

It couldn't fill the fat man's face and it was swollen.

Yu Bei watched Gu Yiming take out a few times from his trouser pocket, and took out a small black box.

"So it was with you? What is so precious?"

Everyone gathered around.

Not to mention they were curious, Yu Bei was in a daze.

Gu Yiming smiled mysteriously, opened the small box, and inside lay two men's diamond rings nestled together.

Isn't this the diamond ring you ordered before Chinese New Year?

Buy one get one free.

When the goods arrived, Gu Yiming didn't say a word.

It turned out that Gu Yiming had long thought of a way out.

He really saves face.

more than loving me.

"DR Diamond Ring!! Damn it! Gu Yiming, are you guys so romantic?!"

The actor was jealous and envious.

DR is not the top luxury brand, but it means the most affectionate and romantic, and it is only given to one person in a lifetime.

"Damn it... I'm really full of dog food, what am I talking about, it's my own crime..."

The actor slapped himself in the face, making everyone laugh like crazy.

Gu Yiming was triumphant, and even turned around to show it to others.

"I just said whether I can't see it or not, I'm looking for abuse."

"Who knew you guys were so serious? You didn't think about the misery of our singles at all, it made my scalp tingle... woo woo woo.

Gu Yiming closed it, and was stopped before he retracted it.

"Still hiding it in your pocket? Why don't you take it back and confess it? Look at your breath! Put it on!"

"Is there still trouble?"

Gu Yiming made a gesture to beat him.

"Put it on! You must wear it today! Anyway, the dog food is full, and I don't care about it!"

"Don't mess with it, watch it too." Gu Yiming turned his head to look at Yu Bei and said, "Kids don't care about face."