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——BBS outside the wall, a very popular community (personal) irrigation section——

Title: [About the guy who kicked the door of the cupboard that the landlord saw, your Qu male god]

1L: The thing is like this, the host is a resident of a certain T-base, on this sunny and cloudless day, the host saw the real body of your male god Qu who dominates the screen all the year round! ! !real body! ! ! !It's not a fake, it's real

Really

real! ! !

I don't want to be calm.jpg

As we all know, our male god Qu is noble and glamorous, and strangers are not allowed to enter. He has blocked the whole world all the year round. To tell you a word, it is your ancestors who smoked green smoke to open up the grace of heaven! (blow hard)

but! !

Here comes the important point, do you still remember the little boyfriend who was officially stamped (?) by the Central Military Region? ! !It's the one with white skin and long hair who also issued a wanted warrant ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! ! ! ! !

I will carry the official banner!

Hee hee Of course I also saw the real body of that little boyfriend, but I can't reveal too much.Anyway, it's just good looking!Tall, handsome, with a nice voice, and a super nice smile, prprprprpr, ahem, I can tell you a little bit, that little boyfriend is surnamed L.For convenience, let's call him Mr. L!

2L: The official CP of holding the grass and my double wanted is finally not the one who doesn't love my father or mother!My fucking cp is not in vain!Ask the landlord to reveal more! ! !Woohoo I want to know about Mr. L! !

3L: Is there anything wrong with the landlord?Qu Nanshen is our Professor Ye's. Is there any reason to argue? ?What official CP, let’s take a look at Ganyuan Shuangbi to wake up, OK? ? ?

4L: Did you force the CP upstairs?When you were studying back then, you already investigated straight and straight, okay?Who is out of his mind?Professor Ye's fiancée is watching you.

5L: Chiji, upstairs is the anonymous natal family?Excited!When I was admitted to the military academy that I applied for for Qu Nanshen, Qu Nanshen had already left!angry! !very angry! ! !

6L: I don't want to be sober, I, Qu male god, can't move Fanxin!A god who falls in love with a mortal will be punished by God!His life is a great life, there is no room for love!

7L: Right!I also think that ql is unlikely to do this. I guess the poster is overcompensating himself?

8L: What about the landlord? ? ?Call out the landlord for a hammer!What kind of a man is he who just says a few ambiguous words! (gossip rubbing hands)

9l: I'm the host, what the hell is your internet speed, do you live in the forum!The post is brushed too fast!

10l: No further text? ? ?What the hell, it looks like YY at first glance, more than 100 posts of this kind of hook and bait can be turned up in a month, and you still believe it?

11l: So what about Mr. L's next article? ? ? ?Wait, what am I so excited about? ?

12L: I don't believe it, you guys are so boring, if this is true, I will live stream and eat the terminal

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54L: Nima, you guys are swiping too fast!I continued to say, I want to be hammered, I'm afraid I said that you want to go to the rooftop, if you really want to hear me, just say it.

They live in one room.a room

a room! ! !

OK?Are you satisfied? ? ?

Well, in order to avoid some self-deceiving people saying that I think too much, I swear with my conscience, I told a lie and let zyjq catch me to make soup!

When there was a mistake in this room, our lady actually wanted to make up for it and arrange it into two rooms, but what happened?You Qu male gods have acquiesced, there is no need to change it!

55L: WTF? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

56L: Quye stocks plummeted

59l: Qu blue stock crashed

63L: Am I the only one who cares about how the landlord knows? ?

64L: I seem to know who the host is...

69L: The one who can observe at such a close distance... is the T-base again...

71L: Why do you all care that the landlord doesn't care that ql actually shares a room with someone? ! !Is it a bed? This is my last stubbornness! ! !

72L: Oh Lou just said it too quickly, I lost my horse... Friends who know, please keep a low profile, otherwise I will break the news in the future! ! !I am using my life to bring you the latest news from the front line! !

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77L: There are more! !Am I the only one who wants to eavesdrop on the ♂ wall ♂ corner!

78L: I often feel out of place with you because I’m not perverted enough. Here I form a group to listen to the corner 199/200

79L: There are more! !in a hurry! ! !I want to know more! ! !Landlord, I fucking want to crawl over your IP and watch around, it's closed, I can't see the male god and his male ticket at all, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

……

102L: Now that I've lost my horse, let me say one more thing, that is, one night something happened to our T-base, and then everyone couldn't live in the room, and had to gather in the lobby.Guess what happened.

I hid in a corner and watched quietly, and saw Mr. L sleeping on Qu Nanshen's lap!There was an interaction of feeding Qu Nanshen before, my Ling Xiao had a nosebleed, nurse... quick... milk me...

This pair of gays!Pay attention! ! !

I was fucking on the sidelines and almost passed out! ! !

103L: ql actually! ! ! !I don't know how to say this fucking completely overturned my understanding! ! ! !

120L: Wow!Hold the grass!Is there really anyone in the world who can do this kind of operation? ? ?

121L: Jealousy and a little excitement!How fat four! ! ! !Jumping from Qu Wei to Qu L without hesitation!

137L: Wait a minute! Mr. L dotes on ql so much? ? ?Is it time for us to stop LQ? ?

138L: LQ! ! ! ! ! ! (Excited! Put ql like this!!!)

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406L: ...weakly in the back row raise your hand, um... I've seen ql up close too, but... he's so cold and fierce... I was almost scared to death at the time, but if that L you mentioned Sir, I have seen...

407L: There's something upstairs! !quick! ! ! ! (rubbing hands expectantly)

408L: Why have you seen it all? It feels like the whole world has seen it but I haven't seen it? ?

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512L: What's the matter? I've also seen ql's game account kneeling 50 times in one night, directly falling from the king to the stubborn bronze?I don't need to say who is operating it?Damn, I really respect ql for being a man, I dare not give my game account to my girlfriend to play, okay?

513L: Upstairs, I think you really fell in love after watching it all night.

560L: I know this, and the ranking is still in Yutang. Our team was shocked at the time... Our boss was so scared by the live broadcast at that time, he typed and asked who was the god who dared to steal this account.

578L：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈爆笑，我看了那个直播！It turned out to be Mr. L!He also typed mysteriously at the time and said: Let you know how powerful my strongest summoner is, he fucking summoned ql!

601L: Who the hell wants to watch it all night? I originally wanted to challenge Mr. L to a one-on-one match. If I won, I would take a screenshot and pretend to be a jerk. Who knew that I would change people halfway through, and I was taught to be a man haha!

612L: Mid-way change people!Still don't understand!Just by my side all the time!

632L: Maybe I still hold him in my arms and watch Mr. L play games~~~

634L: Upstairs, your brain hole is so flirtatious, but I like it!

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769L: I’m sorry, I’m 406, I just lost my network card, that... I think you’re right on QL, because I saw QL come over with my own eyes that day…………………………

772L: Hug? ? ? ? ? ? ?hug! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

790L: Oh my god, my life is complete. I finally saw my son find his wife. The tears of the old mother

800L: Thrilling!This post has not lost, and the outside stock market has now collapsed. Hahahahahahaha hahahaha is crowded with people. Fortunately, I stand right CP!Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha everyone is asking who Mr. L is.

803L: Let me also say that weakly, I have also met Mr. L, but it seems that I am not the same person as the host? ? ?Isn't he kind of weak? ? ?By the way, as a straight man, I really can't stand the way they get along, whoever mentioned their brotherhood to me, I'm fucking poking my eyes out!

810L: Huh? ? ? ?weak? ?Is it the delicate and frail kind? ? ? ? ! ! !

811L: Then don't you understand, it's just being a little bird in front of your husband? ?

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909L: Anonymously revealed that your Mr. L actually likes acting like a badass

910L: Another one in stock!Catch the upstairs and don't run away!

911L: I want to see Mr. L's photo! ! ! !I fucking watch the news every day in front of the screen, but there is no news about Mr. L!I'm so angry I'm so angry!

1023L: Let’s not talk about it, is it the T-base? Arrangements are made.

1041L: I've asked my secretary to change my schedule, and it's on my way.

1042L: +1 on the road

On the way, T-base>>>

The author has something to say

Let’s release the transition sand sculpture paragraphs between volumes that I wrote before.

Sand Sculpture Brain Hole Extra Story

[If the 15-year-old Qu Lin (traveling through time and space under the arrangement of his mother) meets the 15-year-old Luo Xingyi, the outline of the brain hole will be a happy sand sculpture, thank you for being unreasonable]

15-year-old Qu Lin, before being taught by fate to be a man, had a particularly stubborn problem left over from history-people, you can do well, but you must carry it!He also carried a set of sets, showing the demeanor of a national first-level horizontal bar athlete.

The purpose of specifically emphasizing this question is to explain the reason for his crossing, and of course it is also because of arguing.

The night was calm and the moon and stars were thin. Qu Xiaolin sat on the balcony on the second floor and read a book. He read a book about lingering love and couldn't understand it. He asked the teacher, "Fu Yunzhi, what is love?"

Professor Fu was watering the flowers in the garden, and he was very surprised when he heard the words: "Has puberty really come? Even you have begun to think about such an eternal event for human beings? By the way, little student Qu, how many times have I told you not to call you like that?" Life mentor, an old man who is over sixty years old, this is very rude."

"I just want to mention two points: [-]. This is a lucky thing. You should face it directly and not avoid it. [-]. No reason can analyze your feelings. Don't try to use reason to analyze your feelings. On the contrary, you should Follow it. If you use means, use methods to analyze and deconstruct it, then my situation is the end of doing so."

Qu Lindao: "Oh? Sentenced to prison without a wife like you?"

"Hiss...Little classmate Qu Lin," Fu Yunzhi put down the kettle in his hand and turned around, looking at Qu Lin very seriously: "Your life mentor, I have taught you for so long, but he has not taught you that shutting up is a virtue." something?"

"Also Qu Linxiao, your old tutor thinks that, compared to such mysterious things as love, you should first learn to understand, learn to empathize, and learn to be a person. Otherwise, in your current situation, if you want to understand love ? No kidding. Impossible."

Qu Lin used to raise the bar: "What if I have it? What if I know it's him as soon as that person appears?"

Fu Yunzhi sneered: "You're not very old, you're pretty good at dreaming."

Unexpectedly, when Qu Lin opened his eyes the next day, he crossed over.

1.

On this unusual morning, Qu Lin found that he did not wake up from a big bed of [-] square meters (?) as usual, but when he opened his eyes, he was already fully dressed and standing on the street.

The sun is still very gentle, it is a morning.

Standing on the street with people coming and going, he was frequently surrounded by people because of his outstanding appearance, he frowned, turned around and left.

He had never seen this street before, and he never knew that the world still looked like this. Reflexively wanted to get a weapon, but found that he had nothing on him.

Just when he was still confused about the situation, an extremely angry voice suddenly broke out in the campus separated by a wall: "Luo Xingyi! If you don't cut your long hair for me, you will wear a girls' school uniform for me tomorrow." !!!”

"I don't think so!"

"Aren't you ok? How dare you be so confident when you skip class and play games! Stop!"

The noisy voices of the two were getting closer, and Qu Lin subconsciously stopped in his tracks. Then he saw a figure turn over the wall, propped himself up with one hand, jumped down and landed in front of him.

The body is light and agile, and the long hair is flowing.

The two took a face-to-face photo.

At this moment, the light is just right, the wind is just right, and the two seem to be frozen in the brilliance of beauty.On the frolicking streets, Luo Xingyi and Qu Lin thought they saw an angel at the same time.

2.

Qu Lin was wearing white clothes and black trousers, and his fairy looks raised the level of the whole street. With a small braid tied behind his head and slightly curly hair, he looked like a medieval nobleman who had stepped out of an oil painting.

Luo Xingyi was stunned for a while, and in the background of the dean's reprimand, he sized Qu Lin up and down, and asked very, very carefully, "Hello?"

Qu Lin was also stunned, because the person in front of him had different pupils, one black and one red, very magical.

Seeing that he didn't answer, Luo Xingyi asked a lot of questions in English in a hospitable manner, are you a new classmate here, are you also skipping class, do you know the way...

The other party didn't answer, but asked him very vigilantly: "Where is this?"

As soon as he opened his mouth, Luo Xingyi's expression changed, he was suddenly depressed, lost all interest, and left with a fist in his arms: "So it's a boy. Excuse me. I have important things to do next, so let's go ahead!"

But after walking two steps, Luo Xingyi suddenly heard behind him and said: "Why are your eyes different colors?"

Immediately shocked!

He quickly covered his eyes and turned back, sincerely said: "Excuse me, classmate, I lost my contact lens, can you help me find it!"

Luo Xingyi covered his eyes with his hands, and the other eye was very cute under the fluttering eyelashes like a black grape. Qu Lin was intrigued (crossed out) when he saw the color, and for the first time, he lowered his noble head and looked around on the ground.

Unfortunately, no.

At this time, the angry dean persistently chased him out!Luo Xingyi covered his eyes with one hand, and pulled Qu Lin with the other (taking him as a student who also skipped class): "It's not suitable to stay here for a long time, let's go!"

Qu Lin withdrew his hand for a second and didn't want him to touch him at all, and was about to fight immediately——

Luo Xingyi: "I can't fight, let's go!"

3.

Fight, or fight.

Do you think Qu Lin will listen to you and don't fight?

It was also this fight that they didn't know each other without fighting, and discovered the identity of the wizard hidden in the other party's Muggles!

It's just that the two accidentally fell into the water when they were fighting (don't ask why!), and they got soaked.There was nothing he could do, so Luo Xingyi had no choice but to secretly call the butler to deliver two sets of school uniforms and a pair of black contact lenses.

After changing his clothes and putting on the colored contact lenses that concealed the color of his pupils, Luo Xingyi turned his head and said seriously: "Student, I hope you keep this a secret, for the reason that our eyes are not black."

Luo Xingyi: "It's not that I'm alarmist. If you tell the story, you may not see the sun tomorrow!"

Qu Lin, as the devil king who has been harming Gan Yuan for many years, has never known what rules are, but that Vita lemon tea is so damn sweet!

Qu Lin was bought by a box of Vita Lemon Tea, and decided to keep the secret for 24 hours for the wizard who was worthy to talk to him.

After skipping class all morning, Luo Xingyi decided to go to class in the afternoon.After all, he is a man who wants to take the S University exam!Learning is like sailing against the current, if you don't advance, you will overturn, how can you slack off!

As for Qu Lin, in this place full of Muggles, isn't it natural for wizards and wizards to be together!So he followed the class.

As soon as I stepped into the campus, it happened to be the end of the first class in the afternoon, and everyone on the campus came to watch the new students I had never seen before.

Qu Lin said with a face: Get out, Muggle, stay away from me.

The queen of blue is about to clear the road.

Luo Xingyi saw that this great god was about to make a move, so he hugged and dragged away in a second: "Don't do it! Don't do it!"

The senior high school senior in the upstairs hallway looked at it, and asked Luo Xingyi with a smile: "Where is the new classmate abducted? I haven't seen it before. It's not good to sneak into the school, right?"

Luo Xingyi: "I picked it up, low-key, low-key."

Senior: "Everyone picks up cats and dogs, you are terrible, Luo Xiaoyi, you picked someone up."

Luo Xingyi: "..."

Qu Lin: "His tone is bad, but I can help you shut him up."

Luo Xingyi: "I understand... Please don't do anything."

4.

All the way to pull the problematic teenager Qu Lin back to the classroom, Luo Xingyi felt very tired, and felt that the journey into the classroom was the biggest test he had encountered in the first half of his life.Then bring the person, and you have to arrange a seat.

Fortunately, Luo Xingyi's deskmate often asked for leave this semester, and the seat was often empty and no one sat, so he dedicated the throne to Qu Lin.

Qu Lin glanced at the position, raised his leg and kicked the desk and stool of the person in front of him, and then sat down.

Luo Xingyi: "...Student, it's not good to sit in such a big seat by yourself."

Qu Lin turned a deaf ear to it.

Luo Xingyi began to regret bringing this little classmate to school.

But it's okay in the future, apart from having a strong sense of territory, this little classmate basically didn't look for trouble, he was a lot of good, and he was vaguely curious about what Luo Xingyi was learning!

For example, the Chinese teacher asked the students to read the text silently first, and Qu Lin read it.Seeing that he was interested, Luo Xingyi moved the textbook to the middle for him to read together.

After reading two sentences, Qu Lin had a question: "Why are there comments with different meanings under one word?"

Luo Xingyi answered patiently: "Because this is classical Chinese, some words have one meaning in ancient times, but another meaning in modern times."

Qu Lin was puzzled: "Why do you want to learn this kind of thing?"

Luo Xingyi: "..." I couldn't answer for a while!He smiled awkwardly but politely: "Because I have to go to university."

5.

Just in the weirdness of "there is a strange classmate, why the teacher and classmates didn't respond!", the two peacefully mixed into the fourth self-study class.

Luo Xingyi planned to do his homework, and it was boring to watch Qu Lin, but he couldn't find anything for Qu Lin to play with, so he handed him the math book against his conscience.

Then I started writing the math exercise book, writing and writing, until the last big question.After writing the first question, I feel stable; when I write the second question, I have a good idea; when I write the third question...

friend, do you knowIn this world, you can do anything when you push people into a hurry!Except math problems!

Luo Xingyi: I am at odds with mathematics!smile.jpg

Just in time, Luo Xingyi saw that Qu Lin who was next to him had finished flipping through the book, and was very bored, so he suddenly thought of something!Poked Qu Lin: "Student, can you write function problems?"

Qu Lin: "Yes."

Luo Xingyi: "Then can you read this question for me, and give the boss Vita lemon tea!"

Qu Lin took his exercise book over and looked at it, picked up a pen and thought about it, counting the typed drafts, there were only a few rows in total, and he wrote it out.

Luo Xingyi exclaimed: "Student, you are too good!"

Qu Lin (hiding his proud face): "It's okay."

However, Luo Xingyi waited for him to stop writing, and took a look: "...mate, classmate, the formula you used is beyond the outline. Isn't there a problem-solving method suitable for high school?"

Qu Lin said: "I read your textbooks, and using that level of formula to prove that there are too many steps is troublesome."

Luo Xingyi: "Isn't it troublesome to use the new formula? The teacher invited me to the office for tea."

Qu Lin glanced at him, thought it was really troublesome, took the exercise book again, and gave the proof of the derivation of the formula next to him, then boldly pulled an arrow, and forcibly stuck on the answer question.It means that you can use it directly by writing a formula to derive the proof.

Luo Xingyi, who was speechless, chose to break the jar: "I think it's wonderful, classmate, let's do homework together!"

6.

When doing homework in the evening self-study, Luo Xingyi whipped the damn little cube that always slides back and forth, and asked Qu Lin curiously: "Student, what do you usually do in class? I feel that you are learning well."

"No class, read by yourself." Qu Lin helped him write the chemistry paper, "Fu Yunzhi doesn't know how to teach, he just keeps asking questions."

What Qu Lin said was the truth. His teacher never taught him any language, mathematics, physics, chemistry, politics, history, and geography. There was only a huge library and a quiet electronic reading room.

Here, the book is right there, with everything in it, and the answers to all the questions you have encountered so far are clearly written in it.Fu Yunzhi said so.

"But all they can give you is a reminder that it is normal to be unable to understand at this stage, especially in social sciences. This is not a question of talent or not, but it really needs to be confirmed one by one by what you see and feel. Then Qu Lin, you will find and understand that some questions that have never been thought of before are very relevant to what the predecessors said."

In the self-study class, the classroom is quiet and quiet, the teacher usually does not guard, and the students occasionally say a few small words.

After finishing a big problem of force analysis, Luo Xingyi approached Qu Lin and asked curiously, "Student, are you here to exchange? Where do you live? I can come and play with you when I'm free!"

Qu Lin thought you couldn't find it, I don't even know where it is.But because Luo Xingyi spoke quietly and was very close to him, his warm breath rushed towards him, his eyes flickered again, and when the words of refusal came to his lips, he turned a corner: "I will take you to play when I have a chance in the future."

"Okay!" Luo Xingyi was happy, he didn't have that kind of friend who could drop by! "It's a deal!"

With the promise, Luo Xingyi continued to do his homework honestly.

Originally, according to the inverse law of appearance and handwriting, Luo Xingyi didn't expect Qu Lin's handwriting to be so good-looking, and he seemed to be a foreign friend who didn't even know classical Chinese, so it would be good if he could write.

Unexpectedly, Qu Lin showed his hand and was amazed!

Unexpectedly, in this age, there are still people who can write neatly and without tilting on white paper!Not even a change!

See this chemistry unit volume?This is the level of Yan Zhenqing's own account.

Luo Xingyi felt that a box of Vita Lemon Tea could no longer express his gushing respect, so he changed it to something that could fully express his gratitude—when the bell rang after class, Luo Xingyi pulled Qu Lin away: "Let's go, My Xueba is great, today I will take you to my favorite barbecue restaurant to taste the taste of peerless pork belly!"

But before he reached the barbecue restaurant handpicked by Luo Xingyi as the best in the city, Qu Lin said, "It's time."

His day trip is over.

Although nothing earth-shattering happened that day, I even just sat in the classroom and listened to the boring beeping of the teacher all afternoon.But Qu Lin thinks it's very good here, it's not the same as Gan Yuan at all.

All right, he is still not from here.

Luo Xingyi asked: "Are you going home?"

Although Qu Lin didn't know how he got here, he could feel that he was being rejected by the rules here, so he nodded and said, "I'm going back to Ganyuan."

Luo Xingyi felt a little regretful that he hadn't invited this classmate he liked at first sight to eat pork belly.

It was already past nine o'clock after the evening self-study in high school, and the food shops on the road were all open, and young couples and students after school were all chatting and shopping.

Luo Xingyi accepted the regret and said, "Okay then. Next time, let me come to you instead."