[Gintama] This is true love

"Yin-sang, what should we do? There are still so many people wearing afros, but the afro star is coming in more than half an hour!" Xinpachi said anxiously looking at Yinshi.

"Shut up! I didn't see Yinsang, I was already working hard to take off those disgusting afro heads." Yinshi said, taking the afro heads off the heads of people in line with quick movements, his hands were so fast that it was almost shocking. Can't see clearly, like a propeller.

"Do you want bamboo sauce to be jealous of kelp?" Kagura handed Okakura bamboo a piece of vinegar kelp.

"Thank you, Kagura-chan." Okakuratake took the vinegar kelp, and the two of them ate the vinegar kelp and looked at Yintoki in the busy green leisurely.

It's free...they really don't have anything to do now.

"I really want to go back and watch TV, Lu."

"I really want to go back to sleep."

Okakuratake and Kagura yawned together after speaking, it was too idle...

"Hey! You two are enough, can't you come and help me?" Yinshi turned his head and looked at the two of them and asked, his hands still moving non-stop.

"But, the only one who can take off the afro is you, Silver-chan. We have naturally straight hair, and only you, Silver-chan, have curly hair." Kagura said while picking her booger and squinting her eyes.

"What's wrong with the curly hair? You can take that disgusting afro off your head because of Gin-chan's curly hair, you bastard!" Gintoki roared.

curls?Gang Cangzhu suddenly remembered something, she clapped her hands and said: "By the way, Yinsang was able to remove the afro from those people's heads because of her natural curls. I'll find some people who also have natural curls to try." Let's see if we can take the afro off."

"That's right! Ms. Okakura is right, Yinsang, let's find some natural rolls and try it out." Shinpachi also agreed with this idea.

"Then hurry up, I can hardly hold on alone." Yin Shi said with sweat profusely.

Five minutes later, Okakuratake, Shinpachi, and Kagura each pulled a bunch of people with curly hair and asked them to remove the wig from the Afro's head, but none of them succeeded.

"Why! Why am I the only one?" Gintoki yelled.

"It seems that Yin-san's curls have penetrated into the soul, and those people's curls only penetrated the hair follicles. Yin-sang, you are destined to be curvy all your life." Hasegawa who appeared out of nowhere said while patting Yinshi's shoulder.

"Bastard, you appeared so naturally, don't steal the scene so naturally." Yin Shi dripped more and more sweat from his head: "Ah, it can't be done, my hand is about to break."

Gang Cangzhu walked over and handed over the strawberry milk with the straw inserted in his hand: "Drink it, and work quickly after drinking it."

Yinshi's eyes lit up all of a sudden, and he took the strawberry milk and drank it in a big gulp, then sighed with the aroma of strawberry: "It's so comfortable, as expected, I still need strawberry milk."

"That, I'm sorry..." The pink kimono hem appeared in front of Gintoki.

What is this familiar voice?Gintoki slowly raised his head, it was the anchor Yukino, um, the anchor Yukino wearing an afro.

"Now it's my turn, Mr. Sakata, can you please help me remove the afro on my head?" the anchor Yuye asked with a smile.

"No problem! Whether it's the hair on the top or the hair on the bottom, I'm willing to help anchor Yuye get it for you!" Yin Shi stood up and blushed and said.

Kara!Behind him came the sound of cracking a milk carton.

"Yin Sang, you are sexually harassing me." Gang Cangzhu smiled and pinched Yin Shi's shoulder and said, her strength was getting stronger and stronger, Yin Shi could already hear the sound of his bones being crushed.

"Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm so excited." Gintoki said with cold sweat.

"Next time I do this again, I'll put a ping pong ball into your ○○—— and let you act as a ping pong shooter." The smile on Okakura Takeshi's face grew bigger and bigger, and the sweat on Gintoki's face flowed more and more many.

"I, I see..." Gintoki said tremblingly.

After solving the anchor Yuye, Yinshi also asked the anchor Yuye to sign his name. He was very happy to see the signature, and decided to keep it when he went back.

"Hmph! Men are such creatures!" Gang Cangzhu turned his head and snorted coldly.

"That's right, Lu!" Kagura-chan also turned her head contemptuously like her.

"That...excuse me, can you take off the afro for me?"

What is this voice?Okakuratake and Kagura turned their heads together...

"Ah! Isn't that Abe narrow! Mr. Abe narrow, I am your fan!" Okakuratake walked over excitedly, looking at the posture, he could not wait to jump directly.

"Cough, cough, cough." Yin Shi coughed a few times behind her, but Gang Cangzhu didn't pay any attention.

"Mr. Abe narrow, can you give me the afro that will be taken off your head later? I like your Jiro very much!" Okakuratake's eyes looking at Abe narrow can be described as sparkling.

"Cough, cough, cough, cough, cough, cough." Yin Shi clenched his fists and coughed vigorously behind him, his face turned red from coughing, and his neck was so thick that Gang Cangzhu didn't look back.

"Thank you, miss, but this afro is too dangerous. I'll sign it for you later, okay?" Abe narrowed his head slightly and asked Okakuratake.

so handsome!Abe Satoshi is so handsome!Okakuratake held her chest and looked at Abe Zai with a blushing face. She felt that she was about to pass out from excitement.

"Ah! Okay! If you can, please sign it on the chest of my shirt..." Okangzhu grabbed his neckline and said, but before she finished speaking, Yin Shi pulled her away.

"Okay, don't stop Yinsang from saving the people of Edo, please get out of the way for irrelevant people, go and go." After Yinshi finished speaking, he waved to Okakuratake and drove her away like a beggar.

Okakuratake walked to the side with her mouth curled, but when she saw Gintoki, she took off Abe narrow's afro and rushed over again, holding a signature pen in her hand.

"Mr. Satoshi Abe, please sign here!" Okakuratake pulled his shirt and puffed up his chest to sign for Satoshi Abe. Okakuratake has never seen a set of ○ - after that, he is a long-time fan of Satoshi Abe, so he didn't expect it to be here She was so happy to see a real person.

"It...is it really okay?" Satoshi Abe said embarrassingly while holding a signature pen.

"It's okay, it's okay, Mr. Abe Sakai, you don't mind, it's just a signature, the main thing is that the signature is the most conspicuous here, so I can post it on Twitter, please." Okakuratake said expectantly, pulling his shirt .

"Okay, let's sign it for you, Miss." After finishing speaking, Abe Sato took a signature pen and planned to sign Okakuratake.

"I'm sorry! Mister, I'll give you a try to see if the signature pen works for you first!" Gintoki forced|inserted|came in and snatched the signature pen from Abe Narrow's hand and wrote it on Okakuratake's chest. The four characters of "Sakata Yinshi" were added.

"..." Okakuratake.

"What are you doing! Bastard!"

The writing is so ugly and there are such big words on her white shirt, she doesn't even want this dress anymore!

In the end, because the shirt on the chest was completely covered by Sakata Gintoki's name, Okakuratake could only take a step back and let Abe Zao sign her on the back.

"Oh, it would be nice if there was no garbage in front." Okangcangzhu turned his head and looked at the signature on the back and said with a sigh.

"Whose signature are you calling rubbish!" Gintoki roared angrily.

"Yin-sang, it's bad! Only 10 minutes left! The afro star is coming soon, what should we do?" Shinpachi ran over and said, his face was full of panic.

"How do I know what to do? There is only one Yinsang, and there are so many people waiting for me to get the afro, what do you want me to do?" Yinshi said with dead fish eyes.

"Danna, it's okay, we've already figured out a way." Sougo, who had disappeared for some time, suddenly reappeared.

"Mr. Okita, what were you doing just now..." Xin Bahua was stunned before he finished speaking.

"What is this?!" Shinpachi asked, pointing at the mosaic cannon with trembling fingers.

"You don't even need to ask, isn't it the Armstrong jet swivel Armstrong cannon?" Sougo said, blinking his eyes.

"Wait! Then why did you put me in the cannon barrel?" Gintoki struggled and shouted.

"Danna, after discussing, we decided to shoot you as a secret weapon directly on the spaceship of Afro Celestial Beings. If it was you, it would be fine, right?" Sougo said with a very innocent expression.

"No! Then Yin-sang will end up like that old man who yelled 'hello, boys! imback!', I will just butterfly away!" Yin Shi yelled with cold sweat all over his face.

"No, no, no, I believe Dan that you will shout upyoursi and give those afro-headed gods to the backup men." Sougo said with a smile.

"What is backup! Yin-san, I will only checkmate with those afro-heads!" Yin Shi roared.

"That's enough, Sougo, don't scare that useless guy." Hijikata walked over, smoking a cigarette.

"The natural scroll on the top, listen carefully, besides you, there is also a secret weapon against the Afro stars that the shogunate bought from an alien planet, you have to fly up and put the weapon under their control Then go to the room, then the crisis on the earth will be resolved." Earth Fang said lightly.

"Are you kidding me? Why is it me? Yinsang! Did you shogunate police make a mistake and let innocent Edo citizens take risks? You tax thieves are so useless!" Gintoki became even more angry up.

"I can't help it, Wanshiwu, you are the only one who is not afraid of that kind of explosive head controller, and I can only leave this matter to you." Kondo, who came out of nowhere, said with a rotten vegetable leaf on his head.

"Shut up! You fart-haired orangutan." Yin Shi shouted angrily.

"Wait, isn't it too much to do this, Lu." Kagura walked over and said, patted his chest and stared.

"Kagura..." Gintoki was moved all of a sudden: "Kagura, Yinsang is not in vain. I worked so hard to raise..."

"At least ten years of vinegar kelp is required. No, no, 20 years is better." Kagura said, shaking his fingers.

"..." Yin Shi.

"Damn brat! Silver mulberry is only worth 20 years of vinegar kombu?!"

"That's right, Kagura-chan, 20-year vinegar kombu is a bit too much." Shinpachi stood up and said.

"Ah! Xinbaji! I know you are the smartest person with glasses in the house of all things, use your glasses to convince them!" Yinshi shouted happily.

"At the very least, all the limited-edition dvds and figures from Atong's collection should be added." Shinpachi pushed his glasses and said.

"...Asshole! Believe it or not, I'll change you from wearing human glasses to a pair of glasses!" Yin Shi's veins burst out.

"Your demands are too high, isn't the value of danna not that high?" Sougo said and took out a stack of coupons: "The value of danna is worth so much, here is a [-]% discount coupon from the supermarket , there will be no more."

"Huh? There's a supermarket near me, with a [-]% discount, which is quite a deal." Okakuratake walked over and happily took the coupon in Sougo's hand.

"Hey! Take a look at me, don't ignore me, please!" Yin Shi cried.

"..." Okakuratake.

"..." Kagura.

"..." Xinba.

"..." Zou Wu.

"..." Earthwork.

"..." Kondo.

After a few seconds of silence, everyone chatted enthusiastically again.

"Bastards! Don't ignore me!" Gintoki shouted angrily.

"Ah! Here we come!" Yamazaki looked at the sky and shouted.

Everyone raised their heads and yelled, and an afro-shaped spaceship flew slowly over the blue sky of Edo.

"Citizens of Edo! Surrender!" The afro star announced loudly from the spaceship.

"Fourteen?" Kondo looked at Hijikata with determination in his eyes.

"Well, it's time to act. This is a sacrifice we must make." Earth said solemnly.

"Here is the sacrifice you are about to make! Why are you pretending to be solemn!" Yin Shi shouted with his eyes wide open.

"Silver sauce, I will miss you, and I will never forget the little things we did when we established Master House." Kagura took out a handkerchief and pretended to wipe away tears.

"Yin-sang, my sister and I will definitely inherit your will and pass on the spirit of the samurai." Shinpachi covered his face with his sleeves.

"Yin Sang, next time I will buy strawberry milk at home and put it on display for you."

"Remember the three of you! Yinsang will never forget you..."

"emission!"

boom!Before Gintoki finished speaking, the earthworker had already issued an order, the Armstrong cannon was ignited, and Gintoki was shot out together with the weapon in the barrel.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ah

Okakuratake, Kagura, Shinbasan and Shinsengumi looked up at the sky together, and saw that Gintoki rushed directly to the Afro star's spaceship like a cannonball, and hit the Afro star's spaceship all at once. big hole.

"Yin Sang's head is really hard." Gangcangzhu said with narrowed eyes.

"No, Yin-chan has a thicker skin, Lu." Kagura said.

"You're right, Kagura-chan." Shinpachi raised his head and said.

"Why do you feel a little free..." Kondo said suddenly.

"How about we play uno?" Sougo suggested.

"I like playing uno the most, Lu." Kagura raised her hand and happily agreed with Sougo's suggestion.

As a result, several people began to gather together to play uno cards.

"..." Xinba.

etc!Even though you were so nervous half an hour ago, is it really okay to be so relaxed now?

"Xinpachi, don't worry." Okakuratake came over and patted Xinpachi on the shoulder, she chuckled and said, "That guy is not such an easy person to die."

"Miss Okakura..." Shinpachi was stunned looking at Okakura Take.

Boom!The spaceship in the sky exploded, smoke, dust, sparks, and scrap iron fell down one after another, and everyone on the street hurriedly avoided it.

"That man, he knows that no matter where he goes or what he does, we are behind him." Gang Cangzhu raised his head while talking.

In the smoky sky, a silver-white figure pierced through the dust and flew out of the red flames. He fell straight down with a reassuring expression on his face.

"Silver mulberry!" Gang Cangzhu.

"Silver mulberry!" Shinpachi said.

"Silver sauce!" Shinpachi.

"House of Everything!" Kondo said.

"Dana!" Sou Wu said.

"Tsk tsk, that trash!" Tu Fang said.

Everyone ran over to catch Yinshi.

"If you bastards don't catch me, I will definitely come to your house to have a party tonight..." Yinshi closed his eyes and smiled.

He knows, just like what Chen Ma said no matter where he flies, someone will catch him on the ground, so does he, no matter how he flies, these guys on the ground will definitely catch him...

"By the way, I forgot to say that the way to deal with the afro star is to use the trichotillobacter of the afro star to deal with them, but then you may be infected with the pathogen again now."

Suddenly, Sougo who had already stood aside blinked and looked at the crowd and said with a smile.

"Huh?!" Everyone let go of Yinshi at once, and scattered away from him with a bang, and Yinshi fell heavily to the ground.

"What? What does it mean to be infected with pathogenic bacteria again?..." Yin Shi fell to the ground, and he touched his head with trembling fingers.

Swish, swish, clumps of silver hair fell out slowly, his scalp was slippery...

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

Saving the world is really not an easy thing.

The author has something to say: Roll, dears, come and play with the fanatics, I really like playing house and kissing games with you =3=