[Ghost Lamp] The dark humor of hell

"Hey, why are you here, kid?"

"This should be what I want to ask, why are you still walking on the street in that suit as if nothing happened?"

I don't know which crossroads in present-day Tokyo——

It is the night before the Yu Lan Festival, and it is also a rare time for the dead to relax when they are returned to the hell of this world.

As for some of the dead who insisted on staying in hell to be punished, Gu Nu felt that it was better to ignore them.

After witnessing Lord Ghost Lantern spreading rumors in this world with her own eyes, the bone girl deeply felt that the appearance of "Hundred Ghosts of the Night" was inextricably linked with Lord Ghost Lantern.

The bone girl followed the ghost lamp to sacrifice overtime to come to this world for two main reasons. One is to help spread rumors, and the other is to help lead the way to find the gathering place of the ghosts.

...Why do you feel that your position is so meaningless?Being paid a lot of overtime pay despite not doing anything made the bone girl feel a little uneasy, especially now that she didn't know the exact location of Hyakki Yako.

And at this juncture, he unexpectedly met Shirasawa who was dressed in rustic clothes and Momotaro who looked normal.

If she hadn't seen Bai Ze leading a group of gods into karaoke and falling into the hell of human nature in Huajie, the bone girl would not have thought that the healthy old man in front of her was actually the top 2 most popular in hell.

By the way, according to the information registered by the Records Section, Ghost Lantern received the most beans and chocolates on Valentine's Day.

The Bone Girl quietly glanced at Ghost Lamp's side, but didn't find that the target was carrying the mace, the ultimate weapon. It seemed that she couldn't fight on this crowded street for the time being.

Comparing Bai Ze, who is smiling but not smiling, with Momotaro-san, who is watching the scenery, it is clear at a glance which one is easier to talk to.

"So how do you people in hell understand the taste of heaven? My clothes are chosen by Phoenix to represent longevity."

"Before you live a long life, let's see if you look like a long life. It's obviously a kingdom of heaven, so Momotaro dresses normally."

"Really? I think Miss Bone Girl dresses pretty well."

The bone girl lowered her head and inspected her... black mourning dress that she thought was not bad.

"...Miss Bone Girl, you have worked hard too..."

The two bosses started the usual quarrel mode as if no one was there, and Momotaro, who was traveling with Shirasawa, could only stand beside the bone girl and look helplessly across his eyes.

"No, I think compared with Mr. Bai Ze, Mr. Ghost Lantern is usually quite reliable."

The bone girl seriously refuted Momotaro's words.Hearing that the two looked at Bai Ze who was furiously teased by the ghost lamp, Momotaro had to agree with the bone girl.

If we continue to discuss this topic, my boss will probably lose face. Momotaro quickly changed the topic when he found out about this issue, "Is there something wrong with Ghost Lamp coming to this world on the eve of Yulan Festival?"

"...to preach."

The bone girl struggled to choose a reliable word to describe the behavior of the ghost lamp.

"Preach and... kill the people."

"..."

Momotaro looked strangely at the two people who could quarrel in the street at night, Mr. Ghost Lantern, have you decided to set off a revolutionary frenzy against Yama in hell and are you now laying a mass foundation for your supporters? !

"...That being said, I actually came to Baigui Yaxing to talk about life because of work."

The half-spoken bone girl spread her hands and let out a soft breath.

"Hey? You are also here to find the ghosts?"

The unexpected answer made the bone girl's bored eyes a little more questioning, and Momotaro touched the back of his head to tell the other party the intention of his business.

In fact, it is similar to their purpose.

"Master Bai Ze was entrusted by Gao Tianyuan's Amaterasu to find the monsters that have been raging on the ground recently. After all, Amaterasu is a famous beauty even in Taoyuan Township..."

Momotaro covered his face in distress and stopped talking, maybe even Miss Gu Nu could understand what he said next.Should he be ashamed of being such a boss...

"In other words, this beast that has lived for billions of years has been dragged to work for nothing, right?"

Although the appearance of ghosts and gods has been slightly modified in order to better integrate into the present world, the hearing of ghost lamps, known as hell ears, has not been weakened.

"How can it be said that it is a white job? The number of dead souls has decreased, but Gao Tianyuan is busy, and Amaterasu has to reduce the time for entertainment when he is busy. Hmph, how can you understand the importance of women in the development of history? In my country There are stories of success because of women, and tragedies of destroying the country because of it. Have you heard of Concubine Yang? Oh, that is really a beauty, Japan..."

"Didn't Amaterasu be imprisoned by Susano's fate? And if there is no one, there is Ono Komachi in Japan."

"I'm not interested in people I can't see."

Bai Ze quickly interfaced.

"There are three famous villains in China. Don't tell me you like that type? I didn't expect that you not only look like an old man in appearance, but also have been corroded to the ancient level in your heart."

Ghost Lantern and Bai Ze were completely crooked on the topic of women, and the bone girl staring at the sky felt that it would be impossible to end this topic for a while.

"So you look very mature, but you don't understand anything. The most important thing for a woman is her great tolerance and generous motherhood, and the secondary thing is her appearance."

The credibility of this kind of words from Bai Ze's mouth is so low that it is lower than the lower limit. The bone girl looked at Momotaro questioningly, and the latter hesitated before speaking slowly: "He went to talk to He Yeji next door yesterday. Life,... that is a woman with spiritual beauty."

The bone girl almost understood.

"Really? I really think the bull's head is very suitable for you, don't you consider taking a look?" Gui Deng hugged his chest, looking like "I'm a beast cupid, let me shoot an arrow".

"Motherhood doesn't mean motherhood for all creatures! Besides, don't have so many breasts! Two are enough!"

Bai Ze yelled in the middle of the road like he was furious. In fact, the two of them had already attracted many people's attention when they talked about this kind of issue on the main road. Momotaro and the bone girl silently turned their backs to them and pretended not to know each other.After he yelled like this, the passers-by around almost didn't call the police.

The bone girl felt that if it was her, she would definitely call the police immediately.This kind of blatant pervert speech is enough to keep this beast in a prison in this world for several days.

Maybe it’s fortunate that the time is now fixed at night. Although the few people standing on the street are illuminated by the lights of the roadside shops, as long as they don’t take pictures from the front, they probably won’t be clear. "Missionaries Discussing XX on the Street" was posted on the Internet. At this time, the bone girl was very boring leaning against the street lamp.

"that……"

Nunuo's female voice came from behind, and the bone girl noticed that Momotaro patted herself and then pointed in the direction of the two who were quarreling, so she was forced to look in that direction.

"Don't have too many breasts, two are enough?"

What a zombie topic.

After listening to some employees of Yan Modian chatting during their breaks, the bone girl instantly used their words in daily life.

The bone girl cast slightly contemptuous glances at the two, and saw a girl who was much taller than herself wearing a mask and could barely recognize her face from the exposed eyes and graceful body. .At this time, he was timidly pulling on the corner of Bai Ze's clothes, twisting his body uneasily.

... oops, this is...

"Oh? Oh oh oh, of course enough, you see, this is the charm of women, you little... son!!!"

Seeing the girl raising his hand coquettishly, Bai Ze was a little complacent, and followed the girl's movement as if showing off to the ghost lamp, raising his arm in the green coat.

With a side eye, he saw the girl put her hand to the side of the mask.

Before the bone girl could stop her, the girl tore off her mask with lightning speed, revealing her bright fangs, and bit Bai Ze's hand.

……

"oh oh!"

I don't know if the ghost lamp is to make the scene in front of me look more like a quarrel between friends, or just to express the joy in my heart, just like every time Bai Ze suffers, he keeps applauding.

"Hey, this is... Hey, wait!!"

Bai Ze touched his arm in pain, and yelled at the girl who was running away quickly.

The night was not particularly dark, but the sun had already set for a long time. The price for passers-by not being able to take photos of them in front of them was that the perpetrator who bit him quickly disappeared without a trace.

"...Tsk, what is that, a monster?"

Bai Ze smacked his lips and touched his arm, even if he was a divine beast, he would be somewhat injured if bitten by those fangs, it's not easy to expose the wound in front of passers-by.

He had absolutely seen it just now, the girl's mouth was so big that it almost spread from the left ear to the right ear.

"Hmm—I didn't expect monsters to be really rampant, but that's a girl with a gaping mouth, right? Shouldn't it be considered an urban monster?"

Ghost Lantern applauded and looked at the monster's masterpiece with satisfaction, nodded and commented casually.

"I've seen the Gap Girl, so it shouldn't be her. ...Urban monster? Hey, what news does Hell hold that Heaven doesn't know?"

Bai Ze gritted his teeth and stared resentfully at the ghost lamp with an innocent face.

"It's not a girl with a cleft mouth. The girl just now has two mouths, but they are both on the face. If it's close to something... I think it should be a two-mouth girl?"

Seeing that something happened suddenly, the bone girl had to get close to the two embarrassing bosses standing on the road, and narrated what she saw from the street lamp.

"Two girls?... What's so scary about a two-mouth girl whose second mouth isn't on the neck?"

Momotaro hurriedly took out the herbal medicine that he had brought along on this trip from his backpack, and when he was about to intensify the treatment, he found that they were still on the street at this time, so he had to stop what he was doing, and asked instead.

"I don't know either. Probably the horror is the same as the slit girl? This kind of two-mouth girl should be a variation of the original version. I have seen traditional monsters."

"This mutation makes sense?!"

Bai Ze yelled indignantly, his usual composure no longer on his face, he waved to Momotaro who was beside him to indicate that he was going to leave here.

"Yes,... I heard from an employee of Yan Mo Temple that it is popular to chop off the necks of monsters in this world. In order to survive such harsh conditions, they grow their mouths in front.... Maybe so? "

The bone girl said uncertainly.