[Ghost Lamp] The dark humor of hell

What is the difference between ghosts and monsters?

The bone girl, who was once rejected by hell's ghost jailers, asked the member of the recording department who is known as the most knowledgeable member of hell before, and the answer she got made her feel too casual.

"If you think he's a ghost, he's a ghost. If he looks like a monster, then he's just a monster."

This kind of perfunctory answer made her directly give up thinking about the question of "did the other party answer seriously", and instead lamented the warmth and coldness of human relations.

Confused about the difference between monsters and ghosts, the bone girl still lives like a fish in water in hell. It was not until today when she saw Miss Anzi blindly chasing Sadako in front of her that she brought up this question again.

"To be honest, hell is not so clearly divided... This kind of thing should be better understood by the kingdom of heaven, right? After all, we have to help humans expel monsters from time to time."

Ghost Lantern stroked his chin, squatted down so that his cold gaze was at the same level as that of Miss Anzi who was being stepped on by the bone girl, and answered casually after being asked, throwing the question to the two heavenly residents beside him.

A strange picture was maintained in the toilet.

After counting to "ten" from the toilet, she rushed out with disheveled hair. Miss Anzi, who looked like she was trying to scare her, was knocked by the outstretched feet of the bone girl, and she fell towards the wall at the corner unsteadily.

Seeing this, the bone girl became more and more reluctant to admit that she was a monster.

Sighing and mourning the decline of urban monsters, the bone girl who is now a resident of hell stepped forward and lightly stepped on the arm that Miss Anzi was about to raise, warning softly.

"Don't move, if you move again, post the diary you wrote in middle school on the homepage of the most popular website."

The black history known as hell torture is very useful to Miss Anzi, and the woman who has been struggling suddenly stops her movements and blushes,... There is really a monster writing a diary in middle school? !

Do monsters have middle schools too? !

"I don't know about this...but there is indeed a 'Ghost Special Zone', Bone Girl-san should also know about it. The monsters there will not leave home casually unless there is a problem with livelihood...Miss Anzi, let me ask again, can you Will you take us to see the Night of the Hundred Ghosts?"

Guideng's cold eyes made Miss Anzi shudder, and under his instruction, the bone girl's feet moved away from Miss Anzi's arm, and the latter crawled back a few steps in a panic.

"You, you, you! You and your partner have been cursed by Miss Anzi! If you do this to me, then he..."

"Ah, if Miss Anzi likes this guy, she can do whatever she wants."

"That's right, anyway, he's a scumbag who doesn't learn his lesson and only seduces women. If he's worth the ticket price...Mr. Bai Ze, you raised the price."

Hell and the two fully expressed their casual attitude towards Shirasawa who was cursed by the monster, as if considering Momotaro's mood, they even went back to ask for his opinion.

"...As long as he can send me this month's salary, it will be fine."

"Momotaro-kun, you've deducted all your salary this month☆." Bai Ze held the baby in one hand, and twisted his smile behind Momotaro.

"You, you, aren't you companions?!"

Feeling puzzled by this ruthless team, Miss Anzi stretched out her fingers tremblingly and pointed among them, "How can you say that..."

"Companion? No, Miss Anzi, you are mistaken, not a companion. He is just a pathetic creature who was fascinated by a passing little girl and then bitten back."

Gui Deng waved his hand, motioning for the bone girl to help Miss Anzi up from the ground, and pointed to the human border under his feet.

"No matter how you look at it, you are all companions, okay! Besides, how can you be so clear if you are not a companion! ... By the way, why do you still keep calm when facing me——"

The so-called jokers are very serious when they appear on the stage. The bone girl helped Miss Anzi, who was stepped on by her, and helped her straighten her dry and messy black hair. She was a little scary just now, but once she talked...horrible Feeling gone.

Just like Qiao Ji used to stand on the bridge and she was very temperamental, once she opened her mouth, she was just a joke.The jailer in her own hell who has been depressed recently appeared in the bone girl's mind.

"I'm sorry I haven't introduced myself yet. I'm the hell's Yan Mo assistant officer Ghost Lantern. That's my subordinate, Miss Bone Girl. These two are from the kingdom of heaven.... As for the little girl who has been silent over there, she is the former Filling the mountain girl."

"...Huh? Is it?...Is Shizanhime...Izanami's...formed god?"

Miss Anzi stood in horror, not daring to turn her head to look at this strange talk monster who used to have the same status as her.Noticing her strange behavior, the ghost lamp looked at the bone girl who is an expert in the world of monsters in a sense.

"Monsters have a certain sense of vigilance or fear of gods...but this phenomenon only exists among the new generation of monsters. Any monster who has lived a long time knows how unreliable the kingdom of heaven is."

"Wait, wait, you... you're Tianshan Ji, that is to say, the one you've been with all this time... is the girl of water?"

The new generation of monsters, Miss Anzi asked cautiously.

Ji Shanji nodded grimly.

Miss Anzi's complexion suddenly turned ugly.

The bone girl who just saw what happened in this toilet is now more certain. The crime rate in Japanese toilets is particularly high, and in order to protect the privacy of users, cameras cannot be installed... Although these have nothing to do with monster crimes relation.

"what happened?"

The big BOSS ghost lamp stood at the door of the women's toilet with arms folded, like a giant Buddha.

"...Yokai's...Hyakki Night Walk, a few months ago...lost the acting master...so the Hyakki collapsed, the world is very chaotic, some youkai are looking for youkai to join...hoping to revive the scenery,...Hanako...Water Miss Wang was captured by one of them..."

Miss Anzi backed away timidly, seeing that the ghost lamp should not cross that line, somehow she became more courageous.Kidnapping a young girl is something that disturbs one's conscience,... abducting a young girl from a god is a heinous crime for a monster! !

"Yes, Mizutaka was taken away by a guy with strange big eyes... and she hasn't come back for several days, and I've been inquiring about her whereabouts four times."

"So, that is to say, the current chaos is not because of the Night Walk of the Hundred Ghosts, but the current situation because of the absence of this constraint?"

The ghost lamp summed up a bit of information that is very important to hell.

"Yes, and most of them are unknown but weak urban monsters. The older generation have all returned to the Monster Special Zone peacefully."

Deciding that the two in the women's room were not threatening, Miss Anzi moved slowly while answering the ghost lamp's question respectfully.

Very well, the only threatening guy is obsessed with moral issues and dare not approach rashly, she should still have a chance to leave!

"... Break them one by one, although it is not difficult, but we don't have time..."

With less than two hours left before the dawn of the Yulan Festival, the plan to talk about life with the leader of the Hundred Ghosts was completely disrupted by an accident.

"In this way, there are many rumors about the Night Walk of the Hundred Ghosts. Hua Piao used to be the master of the Hundred Ghosts in an era. Who is this era?"

She glanced at Miss Anzi, who had abnormal movements of her hands and feet, and the bone girl spoke.

"Ah? Ah, it's an old monster. It is said that it is Ibaraki-douji-sama who was entrusted by Master Huabao to the Hundred Demons."

……

That poor boy who is serving his sentence in hell, disguised as a woman, not to mention cheating Watanabe Tsuna, and finally was sent to hell by the boss Shuten Doji, who is not good at thinking, and his deadly enemy hand in hand? !

Wasn't he sent to hell after Shuten-douji was dismissed?

"Ibaraki Doji was indeed sent by Watanabe Tsuna from Heaven not long ago, probably not long before Ms. Hashihime. I didn't expect him to be the boss of Hyakki...Miss Anko, what's going on now...ah."

Anzi leaned on the wall and wanted to run away.

The bone girl was well prepared and stretched out her foot to stir her again, and then stepped on her chest worse than before.

"I told you not to move around. I will go to the Youkai Special Zone to find your home later, dig out the diary and post it on the Internet. If you move again, I will catch you in front of the pure glass mirror and write all your complaints to your boss. Send them a copy."

The bone girl threatened with a deadpan face, maybe because of her deadpan face, it was a little more terrifying out of thin air.

"I'll tell you to steal my sister's account later, Miss Bone Girl, right? Is there any way you can find Shuizheng now?"

"Maybe... Bone Girl-san can take us to the Monster Zone?"

"……What?"

The completely bewildered tone and the two questions in a row made the bone girl look strangely at Tian Shanji beside her, and then she turned her gaze over the ghost lamp to the outside of the women's toilet, who was bullying the baby fiercely, and Bai Ze, who was bullying the baby, stared blankly at what he was doing. Momotaro.

She reluctantly said: "It's not impossible, but it's not suitable for people from the kingdom of heaven to go there. Just like a teacher visiting home, children will always have grudges in their hearts."

"I think the old monsters are still very important. If you ask them, maybe you can get a lot of help."

"That's all right, Miss Anzi, please come with us, and Mr. Bai Ze and Momotaro-san over there..."

Bai Ze was in a very bad mood at first glance. One day, the two girls who struck up a conversation one bit him and ran away, and the other even cursed him... What's even more strange is that both of them are monsters...

"Sure enough, there won't be any good things if you stay with you. I should have found out earlier...Momotaro, let's go, we must solve this matter before they do and ask Amaterasu for a reward☆"

Even though he was twisted, he still showed a smile, Bai Ze turned his head and walked away. Occasionally, he could still see some clearly cursed gray smoke in the darkness.

In this way, the Bone Girl Sang is indeed all the way...

Bringing the Bone Girl didn't mean that at all, Ghost Lantern looked at her questioningly.

"No, it has nothing to do with me."

She distanced herself.