[Ghost Lamp] The dark humor of hell

Hell, inside Yan Mo Temple——

Passing employees cautiously greeted the ghost lantern passing through the middle of the road, and gave a strange look to the bruised but expressionless stone lantern behind him.

"Master Ghost Lantern, I found that I haven't eaten lunch yet, can I finish eating first and then come back?"

The destination is very clear. It is the collection warehouse of the ghost lamp that I have been to before. I don't want to look at the ghost lamp's evil collection again. Shi Lantern stares at the cluster of ghost lights behind him and asks to leave.

"Saving someone's life is better than building a seven-level pagoda, not to mention that Shi Lantern doesn't want to meet the bone girl who ignited your anger?"

He is clearly a man who ranks among the top ten in terms of the danger of working in hell, yet he says he wants to save lives. This is even more illusory than will-o'-the-wisps.Shi Lantern touched his eyes that had been beaten black, and decided to swallow this complaint in his heart. He was desperate for this world where force determines status.

——In other words, Master Ghost Lantern just meant that the big sister of the bone girl was collected by him as a collection?He thought you were contributing to the land of hell by digging a pit and burying her body casually.

Regardless of whether the bone girl is still alive or not, the stone lantern thinking of this point did not even deny that "it was the bone girl who ignited his anger", and kept the monster away... Although there was someone who saw the mermaid last time Mummy...but...this is the behavior of some kind of collector with strange hobbies...

"Huh? What's the matter?" Noticing that the stone lantern had slowed down, Ghost Lantern turned around and asked through the flames.

"..."

Collectors and Shaking S have the same results, but the fundamental way of thinking is different. Generally speaking, the former is more terrifying, because this kind of people have unique ways of thinking.It's like the current stone lantern doesn't understand the significance of the ghost lantern's collection of the bone girl...

"..."

Shi Lantern felt that he wanted to run away very much now, so he knocked on his younger brother who had never spoken, and decided to let him come out to face the crazy life.

"Master Guideng means that the big sister of the bone girl is still alive?"

Shi Lantern could hear the disdain in the tone of his younger brother who took his words.

"No, Jizo Bodhisattva was called by Takamahara's Tsukuyomi God to influence Amaterasu a few days ago, and she was free recently. Originally, she couldn't be reincarnated with Japan's own technology, so I told Jizo Bodhisattva about this before. She was also taken aback."

Ghost Lantern glanced at him, turned around and continued to walk forward, stopped in front of his warehouse door and opened the door to enter.

There is no way to save people with Japanese means alone. If you understand it from another angle——

"Wait,...does that mean that the world is in harmony?" Shi Lantern followed closely behind and closed the door, unable to keep up with Ghost Lantern's train of thought.

"No, it has nothing to do with that, it's just the best of the ordinary."

I don't understand why the stone lantern suddenly said "the world is one", but the ghost lamp denied it lightly: "Chinese phoenix feathers are extremely lethal to Japanese monsters, which is specifically manifested in that it can absorb and purify monsters. Monsters that do not belong to China will be eliminated directly if they cannot be purified. After all, although China and Japan originated from Buddhism, they are still somewhat different in essence. Afterwards, the absorbed parts can be collected with an Egyptian canopic jar, and her It's locked inside and can't be released."

Ghost Lantern counted on the shelf, and found the canopic jar found in the bone girl's room in a gap that Stone Lantern thought was just right for his younger brother, and handed one to Stone Lantern after looking at it.The half-blackened phoenix feather leaned against the jar. He picked it up, observed it carefully, and put it back.

"Actually, this jar has had an effect on her since she got it. She can see the main body inside from the eyes. The bone girl-san should have noticed it too, but I don't know if she has thought about it."

Stone Lantern looked towards his eyes, and he could indeed see a clear skeleton inside. It was impossible to judge the authenticity by its shape. After all, he was not an orthopedic expert, but there was no need for Ghost Lantern to deceive.

"If things go on like this, she will die peacefully, and she will be fine if I help her transfer her household registration to Western Ocean. There are many reincarnation methods there, and she can go directly to heaven through the purification of the church, without the judgment of hell. But bone girl Sang's unexpected behavior ...Maybe I underestimated her will to survive. In short, part of it was disrupted by the five reincarnation king's demon-exorcism charms, and the part collected in the end was incomplete. Europe is more or less neurotic, and if a part is missing, it means nothing. Whole bodies are not accepted, so I can only use backup methods, please ask Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva." Ghost Lantern took back the jar from Stone Lantern's hand and put it back to its original place.

"...I remember that Gao Tianyuan's definition of a dead soul is an invisible substance accumulated from experience in this world." Stone Lantern gritted his teeth.

"Hell once formed a research group. Although the weight of the soul is said to be 21 grams, the specific composition has not yet been studied. Let's look at it according to Gao Tianyuan... the bone girl sang passed through the hands of Bodhisattva Ksitigarbha. Because of the incomplete and original Unclean two causes lead to unhappy life."

Originally, he thought that the ghost lamp should not kill the bone girl for no reason, and it would not do him any good.In the end, Shi Lantern, who was still a little dizzy after hearing these words, shook his head and grasped the last point.

"Does Master Ghost Lantern want to turn the bone girl big sister into a ghost?"

"Bone girl-san is an indispensable talent for the screaming hell. After the former management agent was bullied by the jailers there and left crying, when the screaming hell was handed over to me, I found out through analysis that this year's performance Straight up, there is no longer the trend of the tail of the crane. The tense working atmosphere can not only put pressure on the prison guards, but also mobilize their enthusiasm. She has done a good job in this regard. Besides, it is not so easy to get rid of the debt owed to hell. The memories of monsters and the dead are not stable, so I thought about it, and creatures like ghosts are more durable."

"..."

Shi Lantern actually wanted to ask about the relationship between endurance and the stability of his memory. He swallowed and returned the jar in his hand to Ghost Lantern, but in the end he didn't ask, because what he cared about was another question: "It's just about work. reason?"

The last time when the bone girl asked Shi Lantern out to discuss countermeasures, Shi Lantern felt a little irritable. The other party said "Master Ghost Lantern". I can't help but feel a sense of depression belonging to my father that "the daughter who has been raised for hundreds of years was hooked up by the useless nerd who squatted at home and played games every day".

Although the ghost lamp has nothing to do with the otaku and the previous series of attributives, it can even be said to be the opposite of it - the representative of successful people in society, if you can change a little bit of the natural S personality, then you can definitely be included in the list of rich men. list.

Biting his finger, Shi Lantern recalled the hazy attitude of the bone girl, and his hostility couldn't help rising again. If he dared to give an affirmative answer, he would dare to burn the whole room down.

"...The reasons for work... Most of them should be, and there are some problems with her accounts. A small part is to study the composition of human beings. Her case can be used as a good reference..."

The corner of the stone lantern's mouth raised, and the hand holding the lantern slightly exerted force, a ray of fiery red light sprang up beside him, and when it was about to spread to various display cabinets, the source was extinguished by the "but" of the ghost lantern.

"But there are some. Her experience is quite similar to mine. Is there any problem?"

Gui Deng frankly nodded, making Shi Denglong doubt whether his three views are correct. In fact, he would consider aligning his three views with a natural S, which is already very abnormal.Rubbing his forehead, Shi Lantern sighed.

"The question is... Why did Lord Ghost Lantern go to such great lengths to turn her into a ghost, even causing her to die early?"

"I think that has just been explained very clearly."

"No, that's not right, I mean that," Shi Lantern frantically tried to express himself, "Why did you choose the bone girl big sister as the test object out of so many monsters?"

Ghost Lantern looked at the stone lantern strangely, and frowned displeasedly. Didn't he explain these questions clearly just now?Want him to emphasize it again?

"...It's nothing, please pretend that I didn't say anything just now, some things are better for yourself. Whether you want to play idle play, imprison play or even develop play, Mr. Ghost Lantern, it has nothing to do with me."

"Cultivating PLAY is good, but I prefer to manage PLAY."

"There's no such thing as a game."

Staring at the ghost lamp who was seriously thinking about "cultivating PLAY", Shi Lantern turned his head uneasily. The big sister of the bone girl just mentioned it casually. result.

"Speaking of which, Master Ghost Lantern is planning to let the big sister of the bone girl be reincarnated through the hands of Bodhisattva Ksitigarbha, right?"

Stone Lantern carefully thought about the possible methods to develop PLAY, and found some problems. After getting the confirmation of Ghost Lantern, he put forward his own opinion: "How does Master Ghost Lantern plan to awaken her memory of bills?"

"That's no problem. I went to Wudao Reincarnation King and got some snacks from the Fate-Mingtong brand, as well as peripheral products. It is said that it is a plaster for the elderly to treat low back pain. Because there are discounts and promotions recently, the price of buying two is cheaper than the same Take it internally or use it externally before posting it. If the memory doesn’t work anymore, you can feed it with Chinese Meng Po soup, or if it doesn’t work, you can send it to the king of reincarnation..."

The ghost lamp listed the solutions one by one.

"..."

Bone girl big sister, you might as well be dead.Stone Lantern thought deeply.