[The Coldness of the Ghost Lamp] The Underworld Manuscript

Hell is going to hold a sports meeting, Ding Xiaocao thinks the sports meeting is very good, but it is not good if the sponsor of the sports meeting is the ghost lamp. No, she just recovered from the life-and-death torture of physiological pain and gastric ulcer...

Regarding this, Gui Deng, the person directly responsible, said that to become a qualified and excellent worker, she must have the perseverance to do what she should do even if she has stomach perforation and other erosions added to her body...

Regarding this, Ding Xiaocao said: Please don't compare yourself with him! QAQ has a huge difference in essence, okay!And ever since Ding Xiaocao found the blueprint of Alexander on Ghost Lamp's desk, she felt that this sports meeting is not so much a sports meeting as a way for this person to satisfy his own evil taste!

Ding Xiaocao participated in the running event, because of her understanding of a certain sponsor, she silently blocked her ears with a ball of cotton, thus escaping the deafening noise from the cannon barrel. Fate, but when she opened the things in her hand that she needed to borrow, she silently spit out a mouthful of blood from the bottom of her heart.

It says: The most difficult senior to get along with.

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Ding Xiaocao felt that she was about to vomit, the corners of her mouth twitched and her forehead was covered with black lines, she looked at the injured piece of paper, "Don't" and "Damn it!"Just find someone?No, no, no, it will definitely be discovered, it will definitely be discovered, and then... She remembered the drawing on the desk of the ghost lamp that made her creeps, and the bottom of the drawing is... Which one is it?It's a frying pan, right?

Not tempura!Wrap it in flour and fry it in a frying pan, and you can't serve it! Hey!

Ding Xiaocao silently swallowed a mouthful of old blood that had reached her throat, closed her eyes, and trotted to the headquarters on the side, arched her back and handed the note in front of Ghost Lantern, "I'm sorry! Please Teacher Ghost Lamp, come with me!" Because of the tense relationship, she shouted a little loudly.

The whole meeting place fell silent, and Tang Gua, who was struggling to find Sister Axiang over whether to be publicly executed, dropped the piece of paper on the ground. Only then can you continue the borrowing activity in hand without being affected at all. At this moment, whether it is the frightened King Yan Mo, Miss Mustard who is making spicy bread, or Bai Zehe who is dozing off with the rabbit over there, Momotaro, or the dogs who are gearing up...

Everyone raised their heads and stared at this side, the atmosphere was quiet as if time had been stopped.

Ding Xiaocao lowered her head and maintained the movement of handing out the piece of paper in her hand. She didn't dare to look up at the ghost lamp, but compared to being made into tempura, Ding Xiaocao swallowed her saliva and waited silently for the other party to take the ghost lamp. Steamed or stewed by myself, I only heard the ghost lamp with hands crossed against the chin seriously replied: "Thank you for the compliment."

...Eh...Well, although I said thank you for the compliment, why did I feel that I heard the connotation of "you are going to die" when it came into my ears? Ding Xiaocao was full of contempt silently.

"Although there are many jailers in hell who can basically be called your seniors, in fact, you don't get along with too many people, so you can make a judgment like 'I am the most difficult senior to get along with'. It's reasonable..." Ghost Lantern touched his chin and said in a very calm and relaxed tone.

What's the matter with this person!The senior who is said to be the most difficult to get along with is still there calmly analyzing the psychology of the other party making this judgment!But why are you so calm and feel that there are countless slots and there is no place to talk, teacher!

"So, since you've been named, it's okay to follow along." Ghost Lamp stood up, Ding Xiaocao looked up...

"QAQ I was wrong! I shouldn't say you are the most difficult to get along with please forgive me QAQ!!!!!!"

"Where is it, this is a very sensible, mature and correct judgment..."

"You just think I'm having a brain twitch! QAQ I don't dare to do it again!!!!!!!"

Everyone silently lit a row of candles for Ding Xiaocao in their hearts, this, little girl, you have a good journey, we will light the candles and burn incense for you.

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Three days later, Ding Xiaocao finally came out of the huge psychological trauma of being frightened by the black face of the ghost lamp at the sports meeting, and walked listlessly to the Yan Mo Hall with a stack of documents. Teacher Ghost Deng really...QAQ Thinking of three days What happened to her at the sports meeting before, she wanted to cry without tears.

It's okay to be hit in the face by Mr. Scarab's ball, and then almost be thrown by a big iron ball, run on the dominoes, get leg cramps, and finally almost fall into the frying pan and be fried into tempura - Ding Xiaocao can only think of this Neng sighed, "I brought the documents. Eh? Is Teacher Ghost Lamp not here today?" Ding Xiaocao handed the documents to King Yan Mo who was sitting on the trial table, and the latter nodded, "Go out and inspect Yep, be back soon."

Ding Xiaocao suddenly saw a half piece of cake on King Yan Mo's trial table, "Whose birthday is this?"

"Ah, this was sent by Xiao Yehuang, the first assistant officer of King Qin Guang over there. He said that his wife made it these few days. Let everyone try it." Speaking of this, King Yan Mo seems to have remembered something. Said, "Ghost Lantern doesn't like too sweet things, do you want Xiaocao to eat his portion?"

...Um, I always feel that he will be paralyzed by him with a mace when you make this suggestion... Ding Xiaocao shook her head, "I won't eat it, since it's for Teacher Ghost Lamp, it's not good for me to eat it. But Speaking of cake, I seem to be approaching my birthday..." At this point, Ding Xiaocao bowed in frustration silently, "Birthday, birthdays for people who are already dead are meaningless..."

King Yan Mo noticed the disillusioned expression on Ding Xiaocao's face, and immediately comforted him, "Ah, even a dead person can celebrate his birthday, but this old man helps his grandson celebrate his birthday every year. By the way, how old is Xiaocao this year?" .”

"No... I lost my temper... This year... well, I was 19 years old when I died... I just got into college..." QAQ just got into college! ! !asshole! ! ! !The more I talk, the more depressed I get!Ding Xiaocao shook her head, "Speaking of age—how old is Teacher Ghost Lamp?"

King Yan Mo looked up as if he was trying to remember, "Probably...should be...more than four thousand years old, right? But it's much younger than the old man."

The corner of Ding Xiaocao's mouth twitched, "It's over 4000 years old..." A super old man with a tender face in his 20s! ! ! ! ! ! !

"I'm in my prime."

"How is it possible to be more than 4000 years old... eh... eh?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ding Xiaocao was so frightened that she sat on the ground tremblingly and pointed her fingers at some unknown place. The ghost lamp that came out.

"By the way, I don't know the growth rate of ghosts and gods, because there are many ghosts who are about my age but look very old now, and it may be due to work pressure... But when it comes to grandpa, a certain man The old Chinese doctor in Fangdian is so old that even if he tremblingly falls on crutches and then suffers a stroke, it is not surprising at all..." Gui Deng rubbed his chin and said, then turned his head and stared at Ding Xiaocao with his slender eyes and said: "By the way, you are only 19 years old... What a pity, college is the happiest and most relaxing time in one's life. After work, you have to be busy with various things..."

"Please stop talking QAQ" Ding Xiaocao bent forward in frustration again.

This man definitely did it on purpose!

Never talk to him again QAQ!