[The Coldness of the Ghost Lamp] The Underworld Manuscript

Ding Xiaocao never knew that Ghost Lamp was interested in girls like Maki Momo, she always thought that he should like girls like Sister Axiang.But in fact, this old man with a tender face is still single.Well, but now she is not so interested in this kind of thing, she was so sleepy on the plane, so she just curled up in the seat and fell asleep, going to hell in Europe would be jet lagged, even though she really wanted to go to Europe before she died travel, but...

After death... Well, how should I put it, although it is a bit strange, but it is still traveling abroad. The only thing Ding Xiaocao doesn't understand is why the ghost lamp has a passport in this world. Isn't it very strange, as a ghost from hell... ... You must know that although the hell staff over there will have a real passport, they are all people from the real office, and the general ghost soldiers who stay in hell for a long time do not have it.

"That's because I often travel and inspect in this world, so I must have a passport." Ghost Lantern explained to Ding Xiaocao who was sitting next to him while eating the plane meal.

"By the way, teacher, have you ever been to a European hell before?" Ding Xiaocao scratched her face. Although she understood the concept of "beyond world", could it be said that the hells of the whole world are actually in the same place as the earth? On a sphere——no, no, in this way, shouldn’t the Kingdom of Heaven be the same?Ding Xiaocao felt a little dizzy.

The ghost lamp rubbed its chin, "Although it is possible to pass from the present world, the 'beyond world' seems to have its own way of communication, and the functions of various hells are different because of the different concepts of the 'beyond world', such as It is said that the hell in Europe is a place that tempts people to fall—while the hell in Greece is constantly changing functions, from the place where the dead rest in the beginning to the place where people who challenge the authority of the gods are punished, and now it is basically the same as Japan and Japan. The function of the hell in China is similar to that of the hell in India—speaking of which, I feel that the hell on our side is more similar to the hell in India..."

After talking a lot, Ding Xiaocao felt dizzy even more, "Sorry teacher, I feel a little airsick..."

The ghost lamp glanced at the blue-faced Ding Xiaocao: "Too weak..."

"Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee."

Ghost Lamp’s trip to Europe this time does not need to stay for too long. In fact, besides going out for business, he still has the idea of ​​going to Hell in Europe. Now, if she wants to talk about it, she doesn't think it's necessary to send someone to study in Europa Hell, which lures mortals to fall, and...

She thought of the one she met last time...it must be Satan, he looks like he is obsessed with ACG, is there really no problem? Just when she followed the ghost lamp to the place where the agreement was signed, the ghost lamp suddenly said to her, "Suddenly remembered, you said before that you wanted to bring local products back to the king?"

Ding Xiaocao was stunned for a moment, then nodded, "The king said he wanted me to bring him some homemade desserts, Miss Axiang wanted perfume and eyeliner, Eggplant wanted a new paintbrush (but why do you want this? What about the paintbrush next to her) Tang Gua... Tang Gua said that she wanted to bring fashion to her sister (what a good brother)," Ding Xiaocao pointed out one by one.

"Hey—oh, my memory is pretty good, I can remember so much without taking notes." Although Ding Xiaocao said so, Ding Xiaocao didn't mean that at all when he heard what Ghost Lantern said, and suddenly panicked, "That. That, actually wrote I recited it several times in my notebook..."

"It is also a skill to be able to remember the needs of others, and to be understanding in human relations, but don't forget that if you buy for your own needs, forget that any one person is a thing that will plant a seed for yourself. It's a disaster." Ghost Lantern raised his hand, clenched his left hand and tapped his palm, "You go and buy it first, the king doesn't need to worry about it."

... the king will cry.Ding Xiaocao silently slandered, this person always pays attention to some strange things and makes some strange analysis.

But she is still very happy that the ghost lamp can give her a yard to give her time to go shopping. This time, the time spent in Europa Hell is not too long, and the plane is also tomorrow morning. She and the ghost lamp are actually just staying here for one night. After all, although there is no place where there will be chaos if there is no ghost lamp, the absence of the assistant officer always gives people a feeling of uneasiness.

Ah... This is definitely not saying that King Yan Mo is not good. In fact, Ding Xiaocao thinks that he is very suitable as a leader.

It's just that when she returned to the so-called "hotel" with the things she bought, the corners of her mouth twitched silently, "Teacher, can't you change to a better hotel..." What is a motel! ! ! ! !

"Actually, I've wanted to try it for a long time." Ghost Lantern silently raised his head and looked up at the sky, "Motels like this are very popular in Western countries, both in hell and in reality, and... this is part of experiencing life!" Don't say it so bluntly!Ding Xiaocao spits out her soul face.

"And it helps save money."

"All year round, people who pay to go to the zoo to see small animals tell me to save money!!!"

"To understand the inspections of this world and the turbulent customs changes, so that the laws of hell will not be out of touch with this world-speaking of this, after going back, do you have to consider cutting out some idiots who don't need outdated criminal laws and brain circuit blockages? Think about the charges and then add some practical content..." Ghost Lantern opened the bathroom and walked in while thinking calmly.

And it's a room with a double bed! ! ! ! , Ding Xiaocao wanted to grab his collar and shake it desperately.Just because he wanted to sleep in a motel, he refused Mr. Satan's request to stay overnight!Came to sleep on the sheets that I don’t know how many people have slept on!You really have brain problems!

She looked at the double bed with a bloody quarrel and dead eyes. It seemed that only a man and a woman would need a room abroad, and it was considered normal, while the same sex did not live together—because of a conceptual problem...?

At this time, the door of the hotel room was knocked twice, Ding Xiaocao went to open the door, but what she saw was a black-haired and black-eyed... compatriot? "Ah, I was thinking that it should be the person who came to study from our side. Why did he refuse Master Satan's request to stay here? Hey, I forgot to introduce myself. I came here to study in hell, called I, Xiao Zhao, will be fine." The young man smiled and rubbed his hands, "Why do we live in the same room..." He looked Ding Xiaocao up and down, "Could it be... the legendary hidden- rule!"

——Don't shout so loudly!What is the legendary unspoken rules!There is nothing but the person inside wants to live in a motel on a whim!Ding Xiaocao wanted to grab Xiao Zhao by the collar and shake it.

But someone reacted faster than him. A wooden clog flew directly from Ding Xiaocao's side and hit Xiao Zhao in the face. The latter fell to the ground clutching his nose. , condescendingly staring at Xiao Zhao with a condescending expression that made everyone other than Alexander: "It's unspoken = rule = rule."

Ding Xiaocao: =mouth=! ! !

The brain is dead, unable to restart.

"And then, are you going to report to some prudish guy?" He picked up Xiao Zhao by the collar and lifted him to the railing on the second floor, and the latter grabbed his hand, "Hey hey hey , I was just joking, do you want to do this... Don't, don't, don't let go, I just came to see my colleagues, free love and free love... Right, right, let me down, wow!!!!!! !!!!!!!" Ghost Lamp decisively threw the person off the second floor and then closed the door with a bang.

It took a long time for Xiao Zhao to get up and wipe his mouth, "Damn, I came here to explore the bottom, but I didn't expect to meet this guy." He stood up and stretched, "Tsk, that little girl looks dangerous Oh, do you want to tell Lord Judgment Lu~~~ But the sentence just now should be a joke, tsk tsk~" Saying this, he staggered back.

Of course, Ding Xiaocao has no time to worry about what happened to Xiao Zhao, and now her mind is full of ghost lamp's words "it's the unspoken rules".

Ma Ma, this ghost is so scary, I want to go home TAT! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !