"I'll give you an hour." After being taken to the dormitory, the serious-looking ghost lamp is said to be the ghost lamp of Ding Xiaocao's mentor for the next four years. He took out a pocket watch from his pocket and inserted the key into the keyhole. "Go in and clean up the room and arrange all the daily necessities, and then come to Yan Mo Temple to find me." He paused, and added, "If you don't arrive on time..." His slender eyes slanted to stare at Ding Xiaocao looked at it for a while, giving her a terrifying feeling of being stared at by a snake.
"I will definitely not be late!!!" She stood up straight and swallowed her saliva——QAQ is so scary when he gets rid of him as soon as he comes up.Ghost Lantern put away his pocket watch, and walked away with Xiao Bai who followed behind him wagging his tail after saying "Come on".When Ding Xiaocao came back to his senses, a scream comparable to that of a snapdragon resounded throughout the dormitory, "Wow!!! I don't even know where Yan Mo Temple is!!!!!!!" Rushing into the room, the room looked like it hadn't been lived in for many years, it was full of dust and there was no furniture or decorations, "It can't be done in an hour at all..." Ding Xiaocao only felt that her own It was extremely heavy on the shoulders.
She looked at the watch in her hand. It was adjusted on the plane according to the time difference between Neon and Tianchao. Since the room can't be cleaned in an hour, why not just go to Yan Modian first, In case of being late... Ding Xiaocao shuddered. At this moment, she was almost certain that this tutor was a person with a weird temper who liked to bully the students.
After locking the room, she quickly ran out of the dormitory and began to look for someone who could ask the way. Just in time, two people who looked like children walked up to them. Because of the sharp horns on their heads, Ding Xiaocao could almost see them at a glance. After confirming that they should also be jailers working in hell, they stepped forward to say hello, "Hello."
One of the white-haired children immediately replied, "Hello." The other one said, "Hello... eh? Haven't seen you here?" Ding Xiaocao was wearing a wide-sleeved T-shirt and warm The combination of trousers is quite like a living person in this world, and she does not have the same horns and pointed ears as these little ghosts.
"Hmm... Well, I came here from China to study in Japan. My name is Ding Xiaocao. How are you?"
"My name is Eggplant!" This is the child with white hair.
"My name is Tang Gua!" This is the one in brown clothes. "Ah! I seem to have heard Lord Ghost Lantern say that he is going to pick up a Chinese girl who is here to study today. Is that you?"
"Chinese ghosts don't have horns, and their ears are not pointed..." Eggplant's focus was a little strange.
"It's rude for an idiot to pay attention to this as soon as we meet!" Tang Gua covered his friend's mouth.
"Ghosts and ghosts in China are the same, and they are also dead people. I am different because I am a ghost..." The white puppy just now seemed to be concerned about this issue?Always feel that the concept of neon and celestial ghost seems a bit different?
"Ah! Ghost messenger means ghost soldier! I know it's said in "Angels of China"~" Eggplant raised his hand.
"Hey! Did you watch that too?!"
Wait—wait, I always feel that the topic seems to be dragged farther and farther... "That... May I ask where is Yan Modian going?" Ding Xiaocao felt that if she didn't bring the topic back, she would probably be dragged all over the place There is no way to ask the direction of Yan Modian.
"Ah? We are also going to Yan Mo Temple to find Lord Ghost Lantern, shall we go together?" The child named Eggplant seems to be a natural acquaintance?Ding Xiaocao, touching her chin, followed the two brats and walked forward.When I arrived at Yan Mo Temple, I happened to see a ghost with a paralyzed face processing documents. When I saw Eggplant Tanggua and Ding Xiaocao coming to Yan Mo Temple, Ghost Lantern took out a pocket watch from his arms and looked at it, "You have already It seems that the room has not been tidied up." The pair of slender eyes raised up and Ding Xiaocao subconsciously trembled.
"Well... because I judged that cleaning in one hour would never be possible, and I didn't know the location of Yan Modian, and I didn't know how long it would take to ask the way and get there, so I decided to give up cleaning the room and look for the location of Yan Modian first..." Ding Xiaocao tremblingly lowered her head to explain, and then carefully peeked at Ghost Lantern who was sitting at the table processing the documents. The latter calmly rolled up the scroll on his hand and put it aside, pushed the table and stood up.
A few steps forward, he walked in front of Ding Xiaocao who bowed his head, "A very sensible judgment on current affairs." He said so.
Eh?Was it praised?Ding Xiaocao was very surprised that the other party agreed with her judgment. She originally thought that she would be criticized by this strict teacher of ghosts and gods.
"However, if the strength is sufficient, it can be completed within an hour. So the judgment you made proves that your own strength is insufficient."
...Sure enough, I was complained about QAQ.
"Well... Ghost Dengsang, don't be so strict with the little girl." A voice came from the side, at this time Ding Xiaocao raised his head and saw...a wall?Uh... She can only see the speaker's face when she raises her head. What she wants to say should be a face that is so huge that the camera can't fit it in, right?But it looks extraordinarily kind and full of affinity.
"My lord, please don't come and interrupt me while I'm teaching the students."
Even if it's the boss, Teacher Ghost Lamp won't give face... Once Ding Xiaocao heard him call this kind-looking old man, he knew his identity. He should be the Yan Mo King, right?
"The little girl is the student who came to study here from hell in China, right?" Maybe it was because he was used to S, or because he was born with a good temper, King Yan Mo didn't have any grievances about Ghost Lantern's behavior of not showing face in front of newcomers, and turned to him. Ding Xiaocao said hello, "Ah, what a cute little girl and she dresses up like a living person, very fresh."
"Hi, my name is Ding Xiaocao." It should be a bow at this time, right?Ding Xiaocao bowed while thinking about it.
"Oh, what a polite child." Yan Mo Dawang said with a simple and honest smile, "Is his surname Ding?" When he said this, he turned his head and looked at the ghost lamp who was flipping through other scrolls. No response, just doing the work in his hand, pointing Tanggua and Eggplant from time to time, the two little ghosts nodded in agreement.
"Well, you can call me Xiaocao."
Ghost Lantern put down the scroll in his hand, "My lord, next I will take the newcomers to visit hell."
"Oh, is it? Then go."
I always feel that this boss seems to be easy to talk to. Compared with King Yan Mo, I always feel that Mr. Ghost Lamp is more like a boss... Ding Xiaocao stayed in place for a while, and Ghost Lamp had walked more than ten meters away. Hurry up and trot to keep up, she was originally a clerk, she often sits in an office, her physical strength is definitely not up to the ghost lamp with a mace all day long, Ding Xiaocao looked at the one who knew the weight was extraordinary at a glance mace --
I don't know what it will look like if I get smashed-if I don't take it seriously, I will definitely get smashed!Thinking of this, Ding Xiaocao suddenly felt a sense of fear—it seems to understand why everyone is unwilling to come...
But after thinking about it, this is probably also a kind of cultivation?In short... well, if I can live by this ghost for four years, I probably won't be hit by anything after I go back...
"Hell is divided into eight major hells and eight cold hells. There are a total of 272 small hells, with a total of [-] deployments. Let's start with the living hell..." Ghost Lantern led the way in the explanation, and then used the posture of playing wild ball without hesitation Beating a ghost into the air, "Those who commit the evil karma of killing will fall into this hell..." Ding Xiaocao recorded it in his notes while he was explaining.
Following the introduction of hells one by one, when she arrived at Zhonghe Hell, Ding Xiaocao was completely overwhelmed by all the beautiful sisters on Needle Mountain, "This is..."
"This is the place to deal with unscrupulous people and those who commit crimes related to women's sex." A big octopus walked past Ghost Lantern and Ding Xiaocao waving its eight soft claws.
Why are there octopuses on land?Ding Xiaocao thought about it, but still swallowed the question, always feeling that this is a very stupid question?Why don't you ask about it?
When she arrived at the unhappiness place, Xiaocao was completely shocked by the scene she saw with her own eyes, "There are so many cute dogs..."
"This is a place of displeasure. Those who kill animals during their lifetime will go to this hell to be bitten and pecked by animals." Ghost Lantern looked coldly at a dead man whose arm was being bitten by a group of hell dogs. At that time, he punched the person flying three feet away, and accurately projected it into the pile of vicious dogs. "Your hell doesn't have this kind of criminal law, does it?"
"Although there is no penalty in this regard, people who commit such crimes will be thrown into the realm of animals." Ding Xiaocao wrote in his notes, "However, recently, some people in the underworld have proposed to formulate relevant regulations in the underworld for the cruelty to animals that occurs in this world. I think it's good if you don't like it... But Mr. Ghost Lantern, what will happen after you are released from prison?"
"After serving the sentence, you will be reincarnated." Gui Deng explained, and then took out a pocket watch from his pocket, "It's time for dinner, come with me to the cafeteria."
"Well... Actually, I don't need to eat..." Ding Xiaocao closed the notebook, "I was originally a ghost so..."
"I need to eat." Ghost Lantern turned his head over his shoulders and stared at Ding Xiaocao with those slender eyes that looked a little bit like snakes. The latter shivered, "I'm sorry, please go slowly!"
So scary QAQ! ! ! ! !
Ding Xiaocao's four years of study and life began under the guidance of such a strict and serious strange teacher.
Anyway, tomorrow is another day! QQ
I always feel that... I have no confidence in what I say...
the third
For Ding Xiaocao, the hells in Japan are a bit too hot, but it is said that the eight cold hells other than the eight great hells are so cold that they can freeze a person's bone marrow—it should be hotter, right?It is more uncomfortable to be cold than to be hot.With this in mind, she spread out the notebook that recorded the conditions of the sixteen small hells that the ghost lamp introduced to her. This is really a place where every detail will be recorded.
"Excuse me... here is a record of what a person does in his life..." Ding Xiaocao sat at the dining table and asked the ghost lamp who was holding a rice bowl and turned her head to watch TV. Because she didn't need to eat, she basically didn't even eat. All the time is left, anyway, you must first have a simple understanding of the entire operation process.
Gui Deng picked up the deep-fried tempura in his own bowl, dipped some soy sauce into his mouth and chewed it—this was already the fifth or sixth bowl of rice he had eaten, which made Ding Xiaocao worry about his stomach. What kind of structure caused curiosity, of course, she only dared to be curious in her heart, if she asked...it would be so silly.
"He was born god." Gui Deng replied, and reached out to take away the notebook in her hand and turned over two pages. , and will go back to the Hell Records Section to report what this person has done in his life." He threw the notebook back to Ding Xiaocao, who quickly wrote a few strokes on the notebook.
"Speaking of which..." Ghost Lantern turned his head to look at Ding Xiaocao as if he remembered something, "How do you record the good and evil deeds of people?"
"Book of Life and Death." Ding Xiaocao looked up, "After a person is born, there will be a Book of Life and Death about this person in the library of the underworld. Criticizing the book with a black pen—by the way... I also had a lot of misunderstandings about the book of life and death when I went to the underworld to be a scribe, and the senior taught me a lot before I figured it out." Speaking of which, Ding Xiaocao embarrassedly scratched his head. Scratching the back of his head, he couldn't help being a little ashamed when he thought of the mistakes he made when he was just a ghost messenger.
"Hey, are you that ghost messenger from the hell in China?" A voice sounded from the left, Ding Xiaocao turned his head away but didn't see anyone, and when he lowered his head, he found it was a monkey.
……Um?monkey?She turned her attention to the pheasant and the dog next to the monkey. This seems to be the dog that came to pick her up at the airport with the ghost lamp?
"Hello, my name is Ding Xiaocao." Xiaocao left the chair, squatted down in front of the three animals and stretched out her hand, "Ah, my name is Kakisuke." The monkey put its paw on Xiaocao's hand, " Then again, Chinese ghosts don't have horns or pointed ears."
... How many times will this stalk be used... Ding Xiaocao couldn't help but think, this is the third time I've been asked this question, right?
"Well, ghosts and ghosts are a bit different." It would be troublesome to explain repeatedly, "Excuse me... what is it?" bad?Ding Xiaocao thought to herself.
"Actually..." Kakisuke answered the monkey's paw right, "You are from China, have you seen General Monkey King?" With a pair of bright eyes full of longing, Monkey King is really an idol in the monkey world?Ding Xiaocao thought so.But—speaking of Sun Wukong, she remembered that when she just became a ghost messenger in the underworld, she asked the seniors who had worked here since the Tang Dynasty out of curiosity, and was laughed at in the end.
When she saw the real Monkey King, she suddenly felt that something was wrong with this world, and then she was severely brushed off.
"Oh, Monkey King," said Ghost Lamp, who seemed to be full after eating the seventh or eighth bowl of rice, stood up, "I've seen it before."
"Eh?! Have you ever seen Master Ghost Lantern?"
"Ah." He nodded, and then his eyes fell on Ding Xiaocao who was squatting on the ground. Ding Xiaocao scratched his face.
"Sun Wukong...is a very beautiful beauty..." Ding Xiaocao heard the voice of Sanguan who shattered the ground when she said these words, and when she turned her head to look at Kakisuke, she found that he had already Petrified into pieces.
Hmm... did you say something serious?Ding Xiaocao thought this way, but she could understand it, because when she knew about it, she almost dislocated her jaw...
"In short, in short, she is now working part-time as the director of the Tianjie Residential Office in Mount Emei. She is a strong woman and beautiful. Occasionally, it is rumored that Erlang God gave her 99 roses and was kicked into the waterfall by her. violent incidents..." Ding Xiaocao looked up at the sky, "It is said that one of the four famous classics at the time was written by this beautiful woman who could not slander her courtship..." Wow!When Ding Xiaocao lowered her head, she saw that the stone statue named Kakisuke was completely shattered into a puddle.
This... is it a little exciting for him?Ding Xiaocao thought about it.But when she found out what these hell workers were talking about after dinner, her views were shattered! ! ! !What Erlang God failed in chasing his sister and then slandered other people's beauties as monkeys, but even if he slandered others, he gave them a lot of hints in the book... In short, Ding Xiaocao didn't care about these two people who fell in love and killed each other.
Ghost Lantern pushed open the door of the cafeteria, "Ding Xiaocao, follow me."
"Yes!" Ding Xiaocao, who was squatting on the ground a moment ago, stood up quickly, and caught up with the ghost lamp at a speed so fast that even the rocket launcher Liu Linan couldn't catch up.
It's so dangerous, I always feel that if I take a slow step, I will be hit hard on the head with a mace.Ghost Lamp didn't say anything along the way, but just led her to a room. Although Ding Xiaocao was a bit road-crazy, once he remembered the route, he would never forget it.She remembered that this place should be the accommodation area - a few steps to the side is her room.
"This is my room. If you have any questions in the future, you can come to me to ask questions, but don't move things casually." The ghost lamp opened the door and pressed the light switch. Ding Xiaocao was immediately shocked by the room in front of him.
How should I put it, this room feels... so messy.
There is a bed in the middle, with books beside the bed, all kinds of messy decorations that can be seen as gifts at a glance, all kinds of things like Chinese herbal medicines, all kinds of bottles and jars are messy on the table - standard The unmarried men's room... the standard unmarried men's chaos.
Ding Xiaocao scratched her hair, and her eyes fell on a pile of documents—this was the only thing in the room that was not messy, and it should be the documents that had not been processed yet.
Judging from the thickness of the document, Mr. Ghost Lamp will probably stay up all night tonight.
She probably has to stay up all night tonight, but ghost messengers don't need to rest, so she doesn't care, but... "Does Teacher Ghost Deng need to rest? No...or do ghosts and gods need to rest?" Ding Xiaocao asked subconsciously.
"Of course I need to rest." Gui Deng replied, and then said as if thinking of something, "Doesn't the ghost need to rest?" While touching his chin, he put on a pensive expression. At that time, Ding Xiaocao's body felt cold for no reason, feeling like a frog being targeted by a poisonous snake.
"No... no need to rest, because we should be regarded as spirit bodies, the same existence as undead, so we can continue to work without eating, drinking or resting..." Thanks to this characteristic, the population exploded after the war The disproportion of ghost pawns to ghosts doesn't cause too much confusion - wait, why am I answering him like that?An ominous premonition spread in Ding Xiaocao's heart.
I always feel... as if, I said something that shouldn't be said?
Ghost Lantern stopped touching his chin, made a fist with his right hand and smashed the palm of his left hand: "Let's do it like this." Then he looked condescendingly at Ding Xiao with a look that no one would come to save you if you screamed Grass is like a butcher looking at a piece of meat waiting to be slaughtered on the cutting board.
Ding Xiaocao: "Eh...eh?" The ominous premonition became more serious.
As expected, that night, Ding Xiaocao, who had just arrived in this country of workaholics, was dragged to work as a coolie all night.
From making coffee for a late-night snack to moving papers to tidying the room—why should I even do things like tidying the room? !Is this treating people as free cleaners and coolies who don’t need to pay wages! ! !I don’t know how long those books have been out. Various magazines, otaku comics, real ones, and even gossip ones!Sir, is your scope of study so broad?Ding Xiaocao silently overturned several tables in her heart.Although she didn't feel tired after a busy night, she did!She felt that her three views had been greatly impacted.
Moreover, I am even more convinced that in the next four years, I may... very, no, good, too... Thinking of this, Ding Xiaocao couldn't help but bow down in frustration.
As for the ghost lamp that has been up all night, he has no psychological pressure to regard Ding Xiaocao as a coolie delivered to his door, or the kind that does not need to be paid.
Out of vigilance, Ding Xiaocao felt that she should not touch those bottles and cans. It was already the next morning when she came out of the ghost lamp room. She didn't need to rest or feel tired, but that didn't mean she wouldn't Feeling tired and worried about my future for the next four years.When he was going to Yan Mo Hall with a stack of documents, he happened to meet Eggplant and Tanggua. They still looked full of energy, and Eggplant was still holding two peaches in his hands.
"Good morning, eggplant, Tanggua." Ding Xiaocao greeted with a smile while holding the document.
"Good morning, Xiaocao, King Yan Mo gave us some fairy peaches in Yan Mo Temple, Xiaocao, if you go now, you can get them too! It's super sweet~" Tang Gua said, holding up the peaches in his hand.
"Really? I'm just going to deliver documents there." Saying goodbye to eggplant and Tanggua, Ding Xiaocao quickened her pace and rushed to Yan Mo Temple, just in time to meet King Yan Mo who was processing the documents.
"Oh, it was sent by the little girl, just put it here." King Yan Mo looks much more kind than Mr. Ghost Lamp, Ding Xiaocao couldn't help thinking like this, but a peach was stuffed in his hand, "Try it, this is a fairy peach from Taoyuan Township. It's very sweet."
Xiantao?ah!Is that the fairy peach?Because there is no need to eat, the underworld rarely distributes food to ghost soldiers, and most of them directly distribute money.She wiped the fluffy peach skin with her sleeve and bit down.
Suddenly, a sweet taste of fruit filled the whole mouth, "Well, it's so sweet." She nodded with a smile, swallowed the pulp in her mouth, and as she ate the whole fairy peach, a strange, very familiar But the feeling that I couldn't remember for a while gradually occupied my brain.
Eh? ...Suddenly feel...a little sleepy?
Ding Xiaocao just felt that the sky was spinning and his eyes went dark for a moment, and he didn't know anything.
Fourth more
When Ding Xiaocao woke up, she found that she was sleeping in her own room. When she got up in a daze, she found a strange familiar feeling in her stomach. She said it was familiar because she had basically been a person for more than 20 years. If she didn’t know It's strange what it feels like to be hungry.
It's strange...that's because why is she hungry? !Also, why did she fall to the ground after eating Xiantao? Before she fell to the ground, it seemed that it was because of staying up all night. Why did she faint because of staying up all night? Ghosts are not hungry or sleepy ?
Could it be - the problem lies in the fairy peach she ate?But having said that, it seems that she did not eat any food after becoming a ghost messenger. Ding Xiaocao, who was frightened into a cold sweat by this thought, immediately turned on the computer and connected with Lu Pan who was far away in the underworld with a penguin. After eating Xiantao by mistake, he scolded her with a serious expression: "Idiot."
"QAQ...I was wrong..." After hearing the whole story, Ding Xiaocao almost wanted to pick his throat and spit it out, but it was obviously useless!She could only burst into tears in her heart, "Then... Mr. Judge Lu, do I have to eat and rest from now on?"
"Ah, from today onwards, you will feel exhausted and need to eat, rest, and excrete. Oh, yes, Ding Xiaocao, you are a girl..." Lu Juan in the video looked at the sky and touched the sky. The chin gave Ding Xiaocao an ominous premonition, "Yes... so what?"
"If it's a girl, menstrual periods will gradually appear." Lu Pan put on his glasses and said seriously, "It's okay, just treat yourself as a living person."
"Crack it." Ding Xiaocao almost smashed the mouse on the face of the guy in front of him who was saying obscene things with a serious face. Fortunately, he thought that this was his computer so he didn't act impulsively. "It's easy to say! If I'm a living person, doesn't it mean that I have to start spending money on various daily necessities!" Considering that she doesn't need to deal with various life problems, she didn't apply for much scholarship, okay?
"I will apply for you here for the bursary, but I think you'd better find a part-time job or something." Lu Juan flicked his wrist lightly, then looked at his watch, "But as a You who have just become a ghost messenger still can’t bear the aura of fairy peaches. Fortunately, the peaches in Taoyuan Township are not as strong as those in Pantaoyuan, otherwise you will probably have to sleep for several days to digest the aura. No matter what How to put it, I always feel that even if it is not an authentic peach, you can take advantage of it..." He touched his chin with an expression of envy and hatred, "Only a few elites can eat something like a fairy peach in hell. Well...ah, it's getting farther, my lunch break here is over, you can do it yourself." Saying this, Lu Pan cut off the video screen, and Ding Xiaocao stared at his embarrassing face on the computer screen, wondering what to do for a while. What to say.
……find a job?What can she do?It's impossible to go out now and hug Teacher Ghost Lamp's thigh and say: Dear, during the internship period, you don't need a salary and three meals to eat?She shuddered herself, she might be blown away...
Just when she was overwhelmed by her own thoughts, one Buddha prostrated and two Buddhas ascended to heaven, but there was a knock on the door. When she ran to open the door, she found a beautiful big sister she didn't know standing outside the door, wearing a dress around her waist. Two snakes, "Hello." Ding Xiaocao greeted subconsciously, with a kind smile on the beauty's face, "Hello, my name is Axiang."
"My name is Ding Xiaocao." Ding Xiaocao smiled silly while pointing at her own face, "Excuse me...?"
"Actually, I just came to see if you were awake. When you fainted after eating Xiantao, I just went to Yan Mo Temple to find Lord Ghost Lantern to check the access to the weapon arsenal. He was not there but he saw you fainted, so I sent you away. Go to the infirmary. Fortunately, I just couldn’t stand staying up all night, thinking that you should be almost up now, so I decided to come and see you on my own." The beautiful sister named Axiang raised the bento box in her hand, " Are you hungry?"
...Family! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !Ding Xiaocao kept repeating the word in his head, and almost jumped up and hugged the beautiful sister.
"By the way, Sister Axiang, do you know where you can get a part-time job?" Ding Xiaocao asked Axiang who was sitting next to him drinking tea while eating sushi rice, "Because at first I thought that ghost soldiers don't need to eat and rest. Yes, so I didn't bring much cash and didn't apply for a bursary. Now that I think about it, I feel that I am too forward-looking..." Ding Xiaocao thumped her chest, she almost choked on eating too fast.
"For a part-time job... Zhonghe Hell welcomes female prison guards very much." Axiang put her finger on her chin and said, "But you are a student of Mr. Ghost Lantern, how about asking his opinion?"
“诶?说到鬼灯老师……”丁小草两眼望天,“我旷课了啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!!!!!!!!!!!!”超可怕啊!There is a super scary mentor who sleeps until noon without any sense of crisis! ! ! !Ding Xiaocao squatted to the side with her head in her arms, she would be crushed by the mace!
"He should be waiting for the living hell to inspect now, you can talk to him now." Ah Xiang smiled, "Do you know how to get out of the living hell?"
Ding Xiaocao nodded, "Thank you, Sister Axiang." She put away the food box, "I will return it to you after I wash it." Axiang covered her mouth and smiled, "Where can it be, if the ghost lamp If the adults let you choose, remember to come to Zhonghe Hell to find me." Then he walked out with a smile.
All hell?Ding Xiaocao remembers that this seems to be a place to punish all kinds of lewd|evil people, right?Does Miss Axiang work there?Thinking of this, she also packed up her clothes and ran out of the dormitory in a hurry.Sister Ah Xiang just said that Teacher Ghost Lamp is waiting for a living hell?This seems to be the place to punish those who committed the crime of killing life.
It is not difficult to find the waiting living hell, but the difficult thing is to find the ghost lamp who is patrolling in an unknown place. When she was looking around, she suddenly heard an alarm "an evil spirit in the waiting living hell has escaped", accompanied by He said: "Master Ghost Lantern! It's not good! The evil spirit Sadako has escaped from waiting for living hell!" Such a scream.
Wait, Sadako?Why do you think this name is slightly familiar?
It can't be that Sadako... Ding Xiaocao ran over following the voice, just in time to see the order "Stick all the TVs with charms, and put a 52-inch TV with built-in Blu-ray here!" The ghost lamp of command.Ding Xiaocao watched everyone staring at the 52-inch built-in Blu-ray TV, wondering if Sadako would really come out of here?For some reason, even if she kept staring at the screen, there was no sign that Sadako would crawl out of here.
Ghost Lantern put his hand on his chin: "Could it be that there are still TVs that haven't been blocked?"
In other words, the reason why she escaped was because... Eggplant brought her mobile phone to wait for the living hell?
Thinking of this, Ding Xiaocao remembered that he also brought his mobile phone, so he took out the smart phone that could watch the video from his bag.Then she saw a bloodshot eye.
She stared at this eye for a long time, then shook the phone screen twice violently, as if trying to throw out the stowaway inside, "Mr. Ghost Lamp, here." She shook and stared at each other. The jailers on the TV shouted.
"Wow! Damn girl!" The evil spirit, who is said to be the protagonist of a well-known horror movie series in the present world, yelled and crawled out of the crowded smartphone screen, "I was expecting you to take me out...Wow! What are you doing, stinky girl! Let it go!"
Ding Xiaocao grabbed Sadako's hair, stepped on the smartphone, and tried to pull Sadako out of her smartphone like a carrot, "Come out quickly! My phone's memory is originally It’s not enough, and I expect to use it to record the course of the class! It’s too much to smuggle with a smartphone!”
"Is this the point????!!!!!!!!!!" All the jailors were dumbfounded.
"Tsk..." Gui Deng picked up his mace, "This method...is too tender!" Then a mace hit Sadako's head and her whole body... oh, no, it was the whole ghost All smashed out.I saw that messy long black hair was blown away like a hit baseball, and fell exactly into the net prepared by the jailer who had been waiting for a long time, "Next time, don't bring your smartphone to wait for the living hell. Many evil spirits captured in this world will escape through this kind of medium." Ghost Lantern put away the mace and warned Ding Xiaocao.
Ding Xiaocao nodded, picked up the smartphone, wiped the dust and put it back in the bag, "Well, actually, Mr. Ghost Lamp, I'm here to talk to you about something..."
"Master Ghost Lantern~ah, there is also Xiaocao."
Ding Xiaocao turned her head and saw a group of white furry things, "Xiaobai!" Ding Xiaocao knelt down and reached out to touch Xiaobai's head.
A quarter of an hour later, Ghost Lantern, Ding Xiaocao, and Xiaobai were sitting next to the vending machine. Ghost Lantern kept trying to open the soda can with the tab on its hand that fell off for some reason, while talking with Ding Xiaocao. Xiaobai chatting.Xiaobai has recently gotten used to a job he doesn't like, and it's mainly Ding Xiaocao's problem.
"Tsk, so you will also need to rest in the future?" Ghost Lantern smashed the can twice hard, but still failed to open it.
"Hmm..." Why do you feel that you look very disappointed after knowing that I need to rest... Ding Xiaocao felt the corners of her mouth twitching, "Because I need to maintain my daily expenses, I wonder if I can find it in hell?" job."
"Ah, there should be a shortage of staff at the Unhappy Place..."
"That's where the animal jailers stay!!!!" Ding Xiaocao roared.
"Huh?" Ghost Lantern continued to toss the can in his hand.
"I was wrong...QAQ I don't choose the QAQ of the place."
"The Hell of Zhonghe needs a female jailer." Ghost Lantern seemed to be about to give up opening the soda can in his hand. Just as he was about to throw it away, Ding Xiaocao took out a fruit knife from his bag, "Use this to pry it open." If you can't stand it anymore, you can just poke it with the spike of a mace.
What kind of cuteness does a big man sell...
Of course, Ding Xiaocao dared to complain in his head.
"You're not thinking 'what kind of cute is a big man selling'?" The deep voice of the ghost lamp accompanied by the harsh "squeak" sound of the soda can being pried open entered Ding Xiaocao's ears faintly.
She succeeded in getting goosebumps all over her body, "No, no QAQ."
"Go to Zhonghe Hell for a try." Ghost Lantern brought the topic back to Ding Xiaocao's finding a place to work.Ding Xiaocao breathed a sigh of relief—as expected...
Let's go to the gentle and beautiful Axiang sister to try...
Teacher Ghost Lamp is so Alexander QAQ.
Fifth
Ding Xiaocao noticed that her teacher is a person with a bit of a strange habit. For example, he planted a certain kind of grass somewhere. The problem is that the grass with leaves similar to platycodon flower is not a flower but a goldfish... Actually, Ding Xiaocaojue
"I will definitely not be late!!!" She stood up straight and swallowed her saliva——QAQ is so scary when he gets rid of him as soon as he comes up.Ghost Lantern put away his pocket watch, and walked away with Xiao Bai who followed behind him wagging his tail after saying "Come on".When Ding Xiaocao came back to his senses, a scream comparable to that of a snapdragon resounded throughout the dormitory, "Wow!!! I don't even know where Yan Mo Temple is!!!!!!!" Rushing into the room, the room looked like it hadn't been lived in for many years, it was full of dust and there was no furniture or decorations, "It can't be done in an hour at all..." Ding Xiaocao only felt that her own It was extremely heavy on the shoulders.
She looked at the watch in her hand. It was adjusted on the plane according to the time difference between Neon and Tianchao. Since the room can't be cleaned in an hour, why not just go to Yan Modian first, In case of being late... Ding Xiaocao shuddered. At this moment, she was almost certain that this tutor was a person with a weird temper who liked to bully the students.
After locking the room, she quickly ran out of the dormitory and began to look for someone who could ask the way. Just in time, two people who looked like children walked up to them. Because of the sharp horns on their heads, Ding Xiaocao could almost see them at a glance. After confirming that they should also be jailers working in hell, they stepped forward to say hello, "Hello."
One of the white-haired children immediately replied, "Hello." The other one said, "Hello... eh? Haven't seen you here?" Ding Xiaocao was wearing a wide-sleeved T-shirt and warm The combination of trousers is quite like a living person in this world, and she does not have the same horns and pointed ears as these little ghosts.
"Hmm... Well, I came here from China to study in Japan. My name is Ding Xiaocao. How are you?"
"My name is Eggplant!" This is the child with white hair.
"My name is Tang Gua!" This is the one in brown clothes. "Ah! I seem to have heard Lord Ghost Lantern say that he is going to pick up a Chinese girl who is here to study today. Is that you?"
"Chinese ghosts don't have horns, and their ears are not pointed..." Eggplant's focus was a little strange.
"It's rude for an idiot to pay attention to this as soon as we meet!" Tang Gua covered his friend's mouth.
"Ghosts and ghosts in China are the same, and they are also dead people. I am different because I am a ghost..." The white puppy just now seemed to be concerned about this issue?Always feel that the concept of neon and celestial ghost seems a bit different?
"Ah! Ghost messenger means ghost soldier! I know it's said in "Angels of China"~" Eggplant raised his hand.
"Hey! Did you watch that too?!"
Wait—wait, I always feel that the topic seems to be dragged farther and farther... "That... May I ask where is Yan Modian going?" Ding Xiaocao felt that if she didn't bring the topic back, she would probably be dragged all over the place There is no way to ask the direction of Yan Modian.
"Ah? We are also going to Yan Mo Temple to find Lord Ghost Lantern, shall we go together?" The child named Eggplant seems to be a natural acquaintance?Ding Xiaocao, touching her chin, followed the two brats and walked forward.When I arrived at Yan Mo Temple, I happened to see a ghost with a paralyzed face processing documents. When I saw Eggplant Tanggua and Ding Xiaocao coming to Yan Mo Temple, Ghost Lantern took out a pocket watch from his arms and looked at it, "You have already It seems that the room has not been tidied up." The pair of slender eyes raised up and Ding Xiaocao subconsciously trembled.
"Well... because I judged that cleaning in one hour would never be possible, and I didn't know the location of Yan Modian, and I didn't know how long it would take to ask the way and get there, so I decided to give up cleaning the room and look for the location of Yan Modian first..." Ding Xiaocao tremblingly lowered her head to explain, and then carefully peeked at Ghost Lantern who was sitting at the table processing the documents. The latter calmly rolled up the scroll on his hand and put it aside, pushed the table and stood up.
A few steps forward, he walked in front of Ding Xiaocao who bowed his head, "A very sensible judgment on current affairs." He said so.
Eh?Was it praised?Ding Xiaocao was very surprised that the other party agreed with her judgment. She originally thought that she would be criticized by this strict teacher of ghosts and gods.
"However, if the strength is sufficient, it can be completed within an hour. So the judgment you made proves that your own strength is insufficient."
...Sure enough, I was complained about QAQ.
"Well... Ghost Dengsang, don't be so strict with the little girl." A voice came from the side, at this time Ding Xiaocao raised his head and saw...a wall?Uh... She can only see the speaker's face when she raises her head. What she wants to say should be a face that is so huge that the camera can't fit it in, right?But it looks extraordinarily kind and full of affinity.
"My lord, please don't come and interrupt me while I'm teaching the students."
Even if it's the boss, Teacher Ghost Lamp won't give face... Once Ding Xiaocao heard him call this kind-looking old man, he knew his identity. He should be the Yan Mo King, right?
"The little girl is the student who came to study here from hell in China, right?" Maybe it was because he was used to S, or because he was born with a good temper, King Yan Mo didn't have any grievances about Ghost Lantern's behavior of not showing face in front of newcomers, and turned to him. Ding Xiaocao said hello, "Ah, what a cute little girl and she dresses up like a living person, very fresh."
"Hi, my name is Ding Xiaocao." It should be a bow at this time, right?Ding Xiaocao bowed while thinking about it.
"Oh, what a polite child." Yan Mo Dawang said with a simple and honest smile, "Is his surname Ding?" When he said this, he turned his head and looked at the ghost lamp who was flipping through other scrolls. No response, just doing the work in his hand, pointing Tanggua and Eggplant from time to time, the two little ghosts nodded in agreement.
"Well, you can call me Xiaocao."
Ghost Lantern put down the scroll in his hand, "My lord, next I will take the newcomers to visit hell."
"Oh, is it? Then go."
I always feel that this boss seems to be easy to talk to. Compared with King Yan Mo, I always feel that Mr. Ghost Lamp is more like a boss... Ding Xiaocao stayed in place for a while, and Ghost Lamp had walked more than ten meters away. Hurry up and trot to keep up, she was originally a clerk, she often sits in an office, her physical strength is definitely not up to the ghost lamp with a mace all day long, Ding Xiaocao looked at the one who knew the weight was extraordinary at a glance mace --
I don't know what it will look like if I get smashed-if I don't take it seriously, I will definitely get smashed!Thinking of this, Ding Xiaocao suddenly felt a sense of fear—it seems to understand why everyone is unwilling to come...
But after thinking about it, this is probably also a kind of cultivation?In short... well, if I can live by this ghost for four years, I probably won't be hit by anything after I go back...
"Hell is divided into eight major hells and eight cold hells. There are a total of 272 small hells, with a total of [-] deployments. Let's start with the living hell..." Ghost Lantern led the way in the explanation, and then used the posture of playing wild ball without hesitation Beating a ghost into the air, "Those who commit the evil karma of killing will fall into this hell..." Ding Xiaocao recorded it in his notes while he was explaining.
Following the introduction of hells one by one, when she arrived at Zhonghe Hell, Ding Xiaocao was completely overwhelmed by all the beautiful sisters on Needle Mountain, "This is..."
"This is the place to deal with unscrupulous people and those who commit crimes related to women's sex." A big octopus walked past Ghost Lantern and Ding Xiaocao waving its eight soft claws.
Why are there octopuses on land?Ding Xiaocao thought about it, but still swallowed the question, always feeling that this is a very stupid question?Why don't you ask about it?
When she arrived at the unhappiness place, Xiaocao was completely shocked by the scene she saw with her own eyes, "There are so many cute dogs..."
"This is a place of displeasure. Those who kill animals during their lifetime will go to this hell to be bitten and pecked by animals." Ghost Lantern looked coldly at a dead man whose arm was being bitten by a group of hell dogs. At that time, he punched the person flying three feet away, and accurately projected it into the pile of vicious dogs. "Your hell doesn't have this kind of criminal law, does it?"
"Although there is no penalty in this regard, people who commit such crimes will be thrown into the realm of animals." Ding Xiaocao wrote in his notes, "However, recently, some people in the underworld have proposed to formulate relevant regulations in the underworld for the cruelty to animals that occurs in this world. I think it's good if you don't like it... But Mr. Ghost Lantern, what will happen after you are released from prison?"
"After serving the sentence, you will be reincarnated." Gui Deng explained, and then took out a pocket watch from his pocket, "It's time for dinner, come with me to the cafeteria."
"Well... Actually, I don't need to eat..." Ding Xiaocao closed the notebook, "I was originally a ghost so..."
"I need to eat." Ghost Lantern turned his head over his shoulders and stared at Ding Xiaocao with those slender eyes that looked a little bit like snakes. The latter shivered, "I'm sorry, please go slowly!"
So scary QAQ! ! ! ! !
Ding Xiaocao's four years of study and life began under the guidance of such a strict and serious strange teacher.
Anyway, tomorrow is another day! QQ
I always feel that... I have no confidence in what I say...
the third
For Ding Xiaocao, the hells in Japan are a bit too hot, but it is said that the eight cold hells other than the eight great hells are so cold that they can freeze a person's bone marrow—it should be hotter, right?It is more uncomfortable to be cold than to be hot.With this in mind, she spread out the notebook that recorded the conditions of the sixteen small hells that the ghost lamp introduced to her. This is really a place where every detail will be recorded.
"Excuse me... here is a record of what a person does in his life..." Ding Xiaocao sat at the dining table and asked the ghost lamp who was holding a rice bowl and turned her head to watch TV. Because she didn't need to eat, she basically didn't even eat. All the time is left, anyway, you must first have a simple understanding of the entire operation process.
Gui Deng picked up the deep-fried tempura in his own bowl, dipped some soy sauce into his mouth and chewed it—this was already the fifth or sixth bowl of rice he had eaten, which made Ding Xiaocao worry about his stomach. What kind of structure caused curiosity, of course, she only dared to be curious in her heart, if she asked...it would be so silly.
"He was born god." Gui Deng replied, and reached out to take away the notebook in her hand and turned over two pages. , and will go back to the Hell Records Section to report what this person has done in his life." He threw the notebook back to Ding Xiaocao, who quickly wrote a few strokes on the notebook.
"Speaking of which..." Ghost Lantern turned his head to look at Ding Xiaocao as if he remembered something, "How do you record the good and evil deeds of people?"
"Book of Life and Death." Ding Xiaocao looked up, "After a person is born, there will be a Book of Life and Death about this person in the library of the underworld. Criticizing the book with a black pen—by the way... I also had a lot of misunderstandings about the book of life and death when I went to the underworld to be a scribe, and the senior taught me a lot before I figured it out." Speaking of which, Ding Xiaocao embarrassedly scratched his head. Scratching the back of his head, he couldn't help being a little ashamed when he thought of the mistakes he made when he was just a ghost messenger.
"Hey, are you that ghost messenger from the hell in China?" A voice sounded from the left, Ding Xiaocao turned his head away but didn't see anyone, and when he lowered his head, he found it was a monkey.
……Um?monkey?She turned her attention to the pheasant and the dog next to the monkey. This seems to be the dog that came to pick her up at the airport with the ghost lamp?
"Hello, my name is Ding Xiaocao." Xiaocao left the chair, squatted down in front of the three animals and stretched out her hand, "Ah, my name is Kakisuke." The monkey put its paw on Xiaocao's hand, " Then again, Chinese ghosts don't have horns or pointed ears."
... How many times will this stalk be used... Ding Xiaocao couldn't help but think, this is the third time I've been asked this question, right?
"Well, ghosts and ghosts are a bit different." It would be troublesome to explain repeatedly, "Excuse me... what is it?" bad?Ding Xiaocao thought to herself.
"Actually..." Kakisuke answered the monkey's paw right, "You are from China, have you seen General Monkey King?" With a pair of bright eyes full of longing, Monkey King is really an idol in the monkey world?Ding Xiaocao thought so.But—speaking of Sun Wukong, she remembered that when she just became a ghost messenger in the underworld, she asked the seniors who had worked here since the Tang Dynasty out of curiosity, and was laughed at in the end.
When she saw the real Monkey King, she suddenly felt that something was wrong with this world, and then she was severely brushed off.
"Oh, Monkey King," said Ghost Lamp, who seemed to be full after eating the seventh or eighth bowl of rice, stood up, "I've seen it before."
"Eh?! Have you ever seen Master Ghost Lantern?"
"Ah." He nodded, and then his eyes fell on Ding Xiaocao who was squatting on the ground. Ding Xiaocao scratched his face.
"Sun Wukong...is a very beautiful beauty..." Ding Xiaocao heard the voice of Sanguan who shattered the ground when she said these words, and when she turned her head to look at Kakisuke, she found that he had already Petrified into pieces.
Hmm... did you say something serious?Ding Xiaocao thought this way, but she could understand it, because when she knew about it, she almost dislocated her jaw...
"In short, in short, she is now working part-time as the director of the Tianjie Residential Office in Mount Emei. She is a strong woman and beautiful. Occasionally, it is rumored that Erlang God gave her 99 roses and was kicked into the waterfall by her. violent incidents..." Ding Xiaocao looked up at the sky, "It is said that one of the four famous classics at the time was written by this beautiful woman who could not slander her courtship..." Wow!When Ding Xiaocao lowered her head, she saw that the stone statue named Kakisuke was completely shattered into a puddle.
This... is it a little exciting for him?Ding Xiaocao thought about it.But when she found out what these hell workers were talking about after dinner, her views were shattered! ! ! !What Erlang God failed in chasing his sister and then slandered other people's beauties as monkeys, but even if he slandered others, he gave them a lot of hints in the book... In short, Ding Xiaocao didn't care about these two people who fell in love and killed each other.
Ghost Lantern pushed open the door of the cafeteria, "Ding Xiaocao, follow me."
"Yes!" Ding Xiaocao, who was squatting on the ground a moment ago, stood up quickly, and caught up with the ghost lamp at a speed so fast that even the rocket launcher Liu Linan couldn't catch up.
It's so dangerous, I always feel that if I take a slow step, I will be hit hard on the head with a mace.Ghost Lamp didn't say anything along the way, but just led her to a room. Although Ding Xiaocao was a bit road-crazy, once he remembered the route, he would never forget it.She remembered that this place should be the accommodation area - a few steps to the side is her room.
"This is my room. If you have any questions in the future, you can come to me to ask questions, but don't move things casually." The ghost lamp opened the door and pressed the light switch. Ding Xiaocao was immediately shocked by the room in front of him.
How should I put it, this room feels... so messy.
There is a bed in the middle, with books beside the bed, all kinds of messy decorations that can be seen as gifts at a glance, all kinds of things like Chinese herbal medicines, all kinds of bottles and jars are messy on the table - standard The unmarried men's room... the standard unmarried men's chaos.
Ding Xiaocao scratched her hair, and her eyes fell on a pile of documents—this was the only thing in the room that was not messy, and it should be the documents that had not been processed yet.
Judging from the thickness of the document, Mr. Ghost Lamp will probably stay up all night tonight.
She probably has to stay up all night tonight, but ghost messengers don't need to rest, so she doesn't care, but... "Does Teacher Ghost Deng need to rest? No...or do ghosts and gods need to rest?" Ding Xiaocao asked subconsciously.
"Of course I need to rest." Gui Deng replied, and then said as if thinking of something, "Doesn't the ghost need to rest?" While touching his chin, he put on a pensive expression. At that time, Ding Xiaocao's body felt cold for no reason, feeling like a frog being targeted by a poisonous snake.
"No... no need to rest, because we should be regarded as spirit bodies, the same existence as undead, so we can continue to work without eating, drinking or resting..." Thanks to this characteristic, the population exploded after the war The disproportion of ghost pawns to ghosts doesn't cause too much confusion - wait, why am I answering him like that?An ominous premonition spread in Ding Xiaocao's heart.
I always feel... as if, I said something that shouldn't be said?
Ghost Lantern stopped touching his chin, made a fist with his right hand and smashed the palm of his left hand: "Let's do it like this." Then he looked condescendingly at Ding Xiao with a look that no one would come to save you if you screamed Grass is like a butcher looking at a piece of meat waiting to be slaughtered on the cutting board.
Ding Xiaocao: "Eh...eh?" The ominous premonition became more serious.
As expected, that night, Ding Xiaocao, who had just arrived in this country of workaholics, was dragged to work as a coolie all night.
From making coffee for a late-night snack to moving papers to tidying the room—why should I even do things like tidying the room? !Is this treating people as free cleaners and coolies who don’t need to pay wages! ! !I don’t know how long those books have been out. Various magazines, otaku comics, real ones, and even gossip ones!Sir, is your scope of study so broad?Ding Xiaocao silently overturned several tables in her heart.Although she didn't feel tired after a busy night, she did!She felt that her three views had been greatly impacted.
Moreover, I am even more convinced that in the next four years, I may... very, no, good, too... Thinking of this, Ding Xiaocao couldn't help but bow down in frustration.
As for the ghost lamp that has been up all night, he has no psychological pressure to regard Ding Xiaocao as a coolie delivered to his door, or the kind that does not need to be paid.
Out of vigilance, Ding Xiaocao felt that she should not touch those bottles and cans. It was already the next morning when she came out of the ghost lamp room. She didn't need to rest or feel tired, but that didn't mean she wouldn't Feeling tired and worried about my future for the next four years.When he was going to Yan Mo Hall with a stack of documents, he happened to meet Eggplant and Tanggua. They still looked full of energy, and Eggplant was still holding two peaches in his hands.
"Good morning, eggplant, Tanggua." Ding Xiaocao greeted with a smile while holding the document.
"Good morning, Xiaocao, King Yan Mo gave us some fairy peaches in Yan Mo Temple, Xiaocao, if you go now, you can get them too! It's super sweet~" Tang Gua said, holding up the peaches in his hand.
"Really? I'm just going to deliver documents there." Saying goodbye to eggplant and Tanggua, Ding Xiaocao quickened her pace and rushed to Yan Mo Temple, just in time to meet King Yan Mo who was processing the documents.
"Oh, it was sent by the little girl, just put it here." King Yan Mo looks much more kind than Mr. Ghost Lamp, Ding Xiaocao couldn't help thinking like this, but a peach was stuffed in his hand, "Try it, this is a fairy peach from Taoyuan Township. It's very sweet."
Xiantao?ah!Is that the fairy peach?Because there is no need to eat, the underworld rarely distributes food to ghost soldiers, and most of them directly distribute money.She wiped the fluffy peach skin with her sleeve and bit down.
Suddenly, a sweet taste of fruit filled the whole mouth, "Well, it's so sweet." She nodded with a smile, swallowed the pulp in her mouth, and as she ate the whole fairy peach, a strange, very familiar But the feeling that I couldn't remember for a while gradually occupied my brain.
Eh? ...Suddenly feel...a little sleepy?
Ding Xiaocao just felt that the sky was spinning and his eyes went dark for a moment, and he didn't know anything.
Fourth more
When Ding Xiaocao woke up, she found that she was sleeping in her own room. When she got up in a daze, she found a strange familiar feeling in her stomach. She said it was familiar because she had basically been a person for more than 20 years. If she didn’t know It's strange what it feels like to be hungry.
It's strange...that's because why is she hungry? !Also, why did she fall to the ground after eating Xiantao? Before she fell to the ground, it seemed that it was because of staying up all night. Why did she faint because of staying up all night? Ghosts are not hungry or sleepy ?
Could it be - the problem lies in the fairy peach she ate?But having said that, it seems that she did not eat any food after becoming a ghost messenger. Ding Xiaocao, who was frightened into a cold sweat by this thought, immediately turned on the computer and connected with Lu Pan who was far away in the underworld with a penguin. After eating Xiantao by mistake, he scolded her with a serious expression: "Idiot."
"QAQ...I was wrong..." After hearing the whole story, Ding Xiaocao almost wanted to pick his throat and spit it out, but it was obviously useless!She could only burst into tears in her heart, "Then... Mr. Judge Lu, do I have to eat and rest from now on?"
"Ah, from today onwards, you will feel exhausted and need to eat, rest, and excrete. Oh, yes, Ding Xiaocao, you are a girl..." Lu Juan in the video looked at the sky and touched the sky. The chin gave Ding Xiaocao an ominous premonition, "Yes... so what?"
"If it's a girl, menstrual periods will gradually appear." Lu Pan put on his glasses and said seriously, "It's okay, just treat yourself as a living person."
"Crack it." Ding Xiaocao almost smashed the mouse on the face of the guy in front of him who was saying obscene things with a serious face. Fortunately, he thought that this was his computer so he didn't act impulsively. "It's easy to say! If I'm a living person, doesn't it mean that I have to start spending money on various daily necessities!" Considering that she doesn't need to deal with various life problems, she didn't apply for much scholarship, okay?
"I will apply for you here for the bursary, but I think you'd better find a part-time job or something." Lu Juan flicked his wrist lightly, then looked at his watch, "But as a You who have just become a ghost messenger still can’t bear the aura of fairy peaches. Fortunately, the peaches in Taoyuan Township are not as strong as those in Pantaoyuan, otherwise you will probably have to sleep for several days to digest the aura. No matter what How to put it, I always feel that even if it is not an authentic peach, you can take advantage of it..." He touched his chin with an expression of envy and hatred, "Only a few elites can eat something like a fairy peach in hell. Well...ah, it's getting farther, my lunch break here is over, you can do it yourself." Saying this, Lu Pan cut off the video screen, and Ding Xiaocao stared at his embarrassing face on the computer screen, wondering what to do for a while. What to say.
……find a job?What can she do?It's impossible to go out now and hug Teacher Ghost Lamp's thigh and say: Dear, during the internship period, you don't need a salary and three meals to eat?She shuddered herself, she might be blown away...
Just when she was overwhelmed by her own thoughts, one Buddha prostrated and two Buddhas ascended to heaven, but there was a knock on the door. When she ran to open the door, she found a beautiful big sister she didn't know standing outside the door, wearing a dress around her waist. Two snakes, "Hello." Ding Xiaocao greeted subconsciously, with a kind smile on the beauty's face, "Hello, my name is Axiang."
"My name is Ding Xiaocao." Ding Xiaocao smiled silly while pointing at her own face, "Excuse me...?"
"Actually, I just came to see if you were awake. When you fainted after eating Xiantao, I just went to Yan Mo Temple to find Lord Ghost Lantern to check the access to the weapon arsenal. He was not there but he saw you fainted, so I sent you away. Go to the infirmary. Fortunately, I just couldn’t stand staying up all night, thinking that you should be almost up now, so I decided to come and see you on my own." The beautiful sister named Axiang raised the bento box in her hand, " Are you hungry?"
...Family! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !Ding Xiaocao kept repeating the word in his head, and almost jumped up and hugged the beautiful sister.
"By the way, Sister Axiang, do you know where you can get a part-time job?" Ding Xiaocao asked Axiang who was sitting next to him drinking tea while eating sushi rice, "Because at first I thought that ghost soldiers don't need to eat and rest. Yes, so I didn't bring much cash and didn't apply for a bursary. Now that I think about it, I feel that I am too forward-looking..." Ding Xiaocao thumped her chest, she almost choked on eating too fast.
"For a part-time job... Zhonghe Hell welcomes female prison guards very much." Axiang put her finger on her chin and said, "But you are a student of Mr. Ghost Lantern, how about asking his opinion?"
“诶?说到鬼灯老师……”丁小草两眼望天,“我旷课了啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊!!!!!!!!!!!!”超可怕啊!There is a super scary mentor who sleeps until noon without any sense of crisis! ! ! !Ding Xiaocao squatted to the side with her head in her arms, she would be crushed by the mace!
"He should be waiting for the living hell to inspect now, you can talk to him now." Ah Xiang smiled, "Do you know how to get out of the living hell?"
Ding Xiaocao nodded, "Thank you, Sister Axiang." She put away the food box, "I will return it to you after I wash it." Axiang covered her mouth and smiled, "Where can it be, if the ghost lamp If the adults let you choose, remember to come to Zhonghe Hell to find me." Then he walked out with a smile.
All hell?Ding Xiaocao remembers that this seems to be a place to punish all kinds of lewd|evil people, right?Does Miss Axiang work there?Thinking of this, she also packed up her clothes and ran out of the dormitory in a hurry.Sister Ah Xiang just said that Teacher Ghost Lamp is waiting for a living hell?This seems to be the place to punish those who committed the crime of killing life.
It is not difficult to find the waiting living hell, but the difficult thing is to find the ghost lamp who is patrolling in an unknown place. When she was looking around, she suddenly heard an alarm "an evil spirit in the waiting living hell has escaped", accompanied by He said: "Master Ghost Lantern! It's not good! The evil spirit Sadako has escaped from waiting for living hell!" Such a scream.
Wait, Sadako?Why do you think this name is slightly familiar?
It can't be that Sadako... Ding Xiaocao ran over following the voice, just in time to see the order "Stick all the TVs with charms, and put a 52-inch TV with built-in Blu-ray here!" The ghost lamp of command.Ding Xiaocao watched everyone staring at the 52-inch built-in Blu-ray TV, wondering if Sadako would really come out of here?For some reason, even if she kept staring at the screen, there was no sign that Sadako would crawl out of here.
Ghost Lantern put his hand on his chin: "Could it be that there are still TVs that haven't been blocked?"
In other words, the reason why she escaped was because... Eggplant brought her mobile phone to wait for the living hell?
Thinking of this, Ding Xiaocao remembered that he also brought his mobile phone, so he took out the smart phone that could watch the video from his bag.Then she saw a bloodshot eye.
She stared at this eye for a long time, then shook the phone screen twice violently, as if trying to throw out the stowaway inside, "Mr. Ghost Lamp, here." She shook and stared at each other. The jailers on the TV shouted.
"Wow! Damn girl!" The evil spirit, who is said to be the protagonist of a well-known horror movie series in the present world, yelled and crawled out of the crowded smartphone screen, "I was expecting you to take me out...Wow! What are you doing, stinky girl! Let it go!"
Ding Xiaocao grabbed Sadako's hair, stepped on the smartphone, and tried to pull Sadako out of her smartphone like a carrot, "Come out quickly! My phone's memory is originally It’s not enough, and I expect to use it to record the course of the class! It’s too much to smuggle with a smartphone!”
"Is this the point????!!!!!!!!!!" All the jailors were dumbfounded.
"Tsk..." Gui Deng picked up his mace, "This method...is too tender!" Then a mace hit Sadako's head and her whole body... oh, no, it was the whole ghost All smashed out.I saw that messy long black hair was blown away like a hit baseball, and fell exactly into the net prepared by the jailer who had been waiting for a long time, "Next time, don't bring your smartphone to wait for the living hell. Many evil spirits captured in this world will escape through this kind of medium." Ghost Lantern put away the mace and warned Ding Xiaocao.
Ding Xiaocao nodded, picked up the smartphone, wiped the dust and put it back in the bag, "Well, actually, Mr. Ghost Lamp, I'm here to talk to you about something..."
"Master Ghost Lantern~ah, there is also Xiaocao."
Ding Xiaocao turned her head and saw a group of white furry things, "Xiaobai!" Ding Xiaocao knelt down and reached out to touch Xiaobai's head.
A quarter of an hour later, Ghost Lantern, Ding Xiaocao, and Xiaobai were sitting next to the vending machine. Ghost Lantern kept trying to open the soda can with the tab on its hand that fell off for some reason, while talking with Ding Xiaocao. Xiaobai chatting.Xiaobai has recently gotten used to a job he doesn't like, and it's mainly Ding Xiaocao's problem.
"Tsk, so you will also need to rest in the future?" Ghost Lantern smashed the can twice hard, but still failed to open it.
"Hmm..." Why do you feel that you look very disappointed after knowing that I need to rest... Ding Xiaocao felt the corners of her mouth twitching, "Because I need to maintain my daily expenses, I wonder if I can find it in hell?" job."
"Ah, there should be a shortage of staff at the Unhappy Place..."
"That's where the animal jailers stay!!!!" Ding Xiaocao roared.
"Huh?" Ghost Lantern continued to toss the can in his hand.
"I was wrong...QAQ I don't choose the QAQ of the place."
"The Hell of Zhonghe needs a female jailer." Ghost Lantern seemed to be about to give up opening the soda can in his hand. Just as he was about to throw it away, Ding Xiaocao took out a fruit knife from his bag, "Use this to pry it open." If you can't stand it anymore, you can just poke it with the spike of a mace.
What kind of cuteness does a big man sell...
Of course, Ding Xiaocao dared to complain in his head.
"You're not thinking 'what kind of cute is a big man selling'?" The deep voice of the ghost lamp accompanied by the harsh "squeak" sound of the soda can being pried open entered Ding Xiaocao's ears faintly.
She succeeded in getting goosebumps all over her body, "No, no QAQ."
"Go to Zhonghe Hell for a try." Ghost Lantern brought the topic back to Ding Xiaocao's finding a place to work.Ding Xiaocao breathed a sigh of relief—as expected...
Let's go to the gentle and beautiful Axiang sister to try...
Teacher Ghost Lamp is so Alexander QAQ.
Fifth
Ding Xiaocao noticed that her teacher is a person with a bit of a strange habit. For example, he planted a certain kind of grass somewhere. The problem is that the grass with leaves similar to platycodon flower is not a flower but a goldfish... Actually, Ding Xiaocaojue
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