[The Coldness of the Ghost Lamp] The Underworld Manuscript

"So...ask me if I'm afraid...that's what it's for..." Ding Xiaocao sat behind the recruitment desk and sighed, "Next...Mr. Toad?" She looked down at the man who jumped onto the table. A sea toad the size of a fist croaked, "I am a sea toad!"

"Well, Mr. Sea Toad, what is your specialty...?" Ding Xiaocao pushed his glasses and asked, Sea Toad puffed up his chest, "My skin glands can secrete toxins!"

"May I ask why the jailer was recruited..."

"I want to take revenge like those human beings who knocked our poor compatriots away with golf clubs! (croak)" Sea Toad's protruding eyes seemed to contain tears when he said this, "Obviously they made their own decisions We introduced it, and then hunted and killed it because we had no natural enemies to breed in large numbers! Reproduction is something that cannot be changed! I was kicked away by a golf club before I was alive, TAT"

It's really, really pitiful, "In short, let's leave the case first, and after the application is approved, you can enter the establishment of the animal jailer's hell to work. Please wait peacefully before..." Sending off Mr. Sea Toad, then continue Coming down is... "Miss Scorpion?"

...Ding Xiaocao spent the whole morning in the dialogue of "Okay" and "Why do you want to apply for the animal jailer..." The people who came to apply were scorpions, centipedes, spiders, toads, snakes, dogs, chickens, parrots, and dodo towers Smanian thylacine, saber-toothed cat, giant horned deer and even Archeopteryx... she was going crazy.

"Finally I can rest." She was lying on the table in the recruitment office with a look of exhaustion. The ghost lamp seems to be vigorously promoting the addition of animal jailers recently, but for ordinary people, some animals are too challenging for the lower limit, so... I am asking A series of animals that are simply nightmares for girls, but Ding Xiaocao is not afraid at all. After that, she was thrown by the ghost lamp decisively to recruit new animal jailers.

"Xiaocao, woof woof." A familiar woof woof sounded in front of the table, and Ding Xiaocao stood up, "Xiaobai?" Xiao Bai put a piece of dog biscuit in his mouth.

"Xiaocao is working hard." Xiaobai, who was hugged by Xiaocao and rubbed his hair, said vaguely while chewing biscuits, "By the way, what is Xiaocao busy with?"

"A new animal jailer is recruiting. Teacher Ghost Lamp is really serious. He actually proposed to build a prison exclusively for cockroach jailers. Even if I'm not afraid, it's still a bit creepy to be surrounded by a lot of cockroaches... Fortunately, it was rejected." Ding Xiaocao had black lines all over his head, "There are also earth spiders, centipedes——and so on."

Xiaobai Nao filled in the scene surrounded by densely packed centipedes, scorpions, cockroaches and other creatures, and suddenly black lined, "Absolutely not."

"I still like the dog jailer the most, because I can hold it in my arms and rub it~" Xiaocao buried her face in Xiaobai's fur and rubbed it twice, "Oh, by the way, is there a new dislike The staff came in, I heard the female prison guards discussing it recently." It is said that it is a dog (or a monster?) with a face that wastes resources... and has the habit of sniffing women... um—how should I put it? , this is disgusting.

"Eh? Is there any?"

"Forget it, I also know it's useless to ask you." Ding Xiaocao rubbed Xiaobai's head. "Liu Linan and Kakisuke are here too." Ding Xiaocao put down Xiaobai in his arms, and waved to the pheasants and monkeys coming from a distance. Kakisuke raised the lunch box in his hand and handed it to Ding Xiaocao, "I just came from Lord Ghost Lantern, Lord Ghost Lantern asked me to bring it to you!"

"Thank you Kakisuke, let's eat a banana." She handed the banana she put aside to Kakisuke, and the latter took the peel and gnawed it with bright eyes. Ding Xiaocao turned to look at Liu Linan, "Liu Li What do you want, man?"

"Ah, I don't need it anymore." Liu Linan seemed to be thinking about something, raised his paw and scratched twice to decline Ding Xiaocao's kindness.

"Hey, Xiaocao, let me tell you, Mr. Ghost Lantern saved a crane this morning."

"Crane?" Ding Xiaocao scratched his face, "Is it the kind of crane that will repay your kindness?"

"Does Xiaocao know too?"

"I seem to have seen it when I read the collection of Japanese legends and stories. In fact, we also have the saying that animals repay kindness, but generally they are very beautiful and fox fairy beauties, or make grass rings and so on..." Xiaocao said with a smile. Pointing his chin with his index finger, "I saved the crane... eh? That means there will be a crane to repay your favor? Asking for a night stay and marriage at the same time."

"However, I don't think there will be such cranes who are willing to dedicate their lives for their benefactors, right? After all, Mr. Ghost Lantern is not a life-saving benefactor, but his head is stuck in a tree hole." Xiaobai asked Ding Xiaocao, wagging his tail. Asked for a second dog biscuit, "I want a biscuit too." So Ding Xiaocao gave him another one.

"But why does Xiaocao carry dog ​​biscuits with her?"

"I don't take it with me. When I went to see Xiaobai and the others, I would bring some for Wang Jiang who didn't like it. This time, because there were dogs applying for the job, I took it with me. For cats, I brought Xiaoyu Do it."

"Eh?! Why is dog biscuit meow and dried fish... Is Xiaocao cat pie?!" Xiaobai had a shocked expression on his face.

"No, as long as it's a small animal, I like it." Ding Xiaocao scratched her face embarrassedly, "Just now I seemed to say... the crane that was saved by Teacher Ghost Lamp might go to him to repay his favor?"

"Master Guideng seems to say the same thing, and he said with a serious face, 'I can't tell what happened when the lonely man and the widow are living in the same room, maybe I don't want to marry her' or something like that." Kakisuke ate a banana Said like this, "If you are worried, Xiaocao can go and have a look at night, anyway, your room is very close to Mr. Ghost Lantern's room."

"...That person doesn't need to worry, but...you are unexpectedly conservative when you say such a thing?" Ding Xiaocao rubbed her chin, and when she thought of something, her expression darkened instantly, and even Xiao Bai next to her was frightened. Gotta drop half a dog biscuit, "Xiao, Xiaocao?"

"...the lonely man and the widow are in the same room and can't tell what happened?" Ding Xiaocao's face twitched.

"At that time, I will not be able to marry her if I want to...?" N complete intersections popped up on my head.

"Then he let me share a room with him when he went to hell in Europe! Look how bullying I am!!!!" Turning the table over!

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Bastard bastard bastard! ! ! ! ! !

Ghost lamp teacher or something, I hate QAQ the most! !

That night, Ding Xiaocao sorted out today's recruitment materials for the whole day and reported to Ghost Lantern. On the way, he met a worried Liuli man, and learned from him that recently there was a female crane with bad conduct who used the method of repaying favor to force marriage Regarding the matter, Ding Xiaocao smiled and waved his hands, "It's okay, Teacher Ghost Lamp doesn't need to worry."

Halfway through the walk, she saw a crane flying out cursing, saying "this man has a sick mind" and flying away. When she walked to the front of the ghost lamp room, she saw an old-fashioned loom there. It's clear, the one who came to repay the favor... Ah, no, the white crane who was forced into a marriage couldn't have run away in anger, right?

"Oh, you're here." Gui Deng reached out and raised the loom and threw it aside to make way for Ding Xiaocao. Ding Xiaocao saw the half-torn marriage application at first sight , the corner of her mouth twitched suddenly, "I said...she couldn't have just come here in Bai Wugou to force the marriage..."

"Bingguo." Gui Deng folded his arms and nodded.

...It seems that I can imagine her fate.Ding Xiaocao shivered.

"Compared to that, I came here to help with work," Gui Deng pointed to the pile of scrolls piled up next to him, and Ding Xiaocao bent forward in frustration.

It's going to be all night again QAQ.

I hate teachers the most!