[The Coldness of the Ghost Lamp] The Underworld Manuscript

how to say.Although I know that Mr. Chilong is here to travel, but what kind of trouble is it that he keeps pulling himself to talk to himself about the ghost lamp teacher going to Kunlun Mountain and Fengdu to study... The black line on Ding Xiaocao's head, I don't know at all... …No, in fact, it seems that I still have a little interest.

"So, the child can basically only tolerate the level of spiciness of cumin, at most it is pepper, because pepper was introduced later, and the climate in the Sichuan Basin is suitable, so there are more plants. That's all." Chilong spread his hands, "But..." He stroked his chin and looked Xiaocao up and down, "The times have changed..."

Why, why did you suddenly change the subject?

Although Chilong kept talking to Xiaocao about Ghost Lamp's studies at the beginning, it could be heard from his words that he was actually quite satisfied with this student. It’s just all kinds of black-bellied and trembling ghosts, but it’s really a good guy.”

"Although I am also very grateful for the teacher's teaching during that time, please don't continue chatting with my students anymore, you have taken up too much of her work and study time." Ghost Lantern folded her hands in her sleeves , The wooden clogs creaked and walked behind the two, Ding Xiaocao felt a chill behind his back and immediately jumped up and down.

"I'll go to work right away! QAQ" The teacher is so scary!

Xuanli yawned, unscrewed the wine gourd and took a sip, "Would you like some?" He raised the wine gourd in his hand, and the ghost lamp looked at it, "It's still the same, with the wine bottle with you."

"This is not just my jug, but also a magic weapon that I never leave." Chilong said with a smile, "Why don't you have a sip? The sweet-scented osmanthus wine made by Chang'e. It's very fragrant."

"Will calling people suck people in?" Ghost Lantern sat down and picked up a wooden wine glass, "Just take a sip, I'm not an alcoholic."

"That's a purple gold gourd, right?" Xuanli's head was hung with a row of black threads, and he poured a glass for the ghost lantern. It was indeed very fragrant and clear wine. I know how it feels."

"Isn't he already a monk?"

"That's why~" Xuanli spread his hands, and then took another sip of wine, "But even monks on your side can marry wives, right?"

"The atmosphere has become civilized." Ghost Lantern put down his wine glass and rolled up his sleeves. From the perspective of others, this is where two uncles are sitting on the steps drinking and chatting. In fact, only the person involved knows that this is a silent conversation between master and apprentice who haven't seen each other for thousands of years. contest.

"By the way, that little girl is a naturalized ghost pawn from our underworld, right?" Xuanli turned his head to stare at the side face of Ghost Lamp, "That kid is a nice person, if you want to make a move soon, this is October of the second year Already."

"Are you so gossip because you're old?" Ghost Lantern squinted at Xuanli with a narrow smile on his face.

"You little guy will live alone if you don't listen to the old man." Xuanli simply admitted that he is a gossip old man, even if this kind of thick skin is not pierced by the knife eye of the ghost lamp.Moreover, this old dragon transformed from water essence is not ashamed but proud, and eats all over the world with a thick skin, "To be honest, listen to me, after the guy came back, he came to me for a drink and told me that you always bully us The little girl who came here over there, I said, is your child not graduated from elementary school?" Xuanli was about to shake his head at this point, "Oh, don't grab my hair, be gentle to the old man!"

"There's no need to be gentle with an 'old man' with such a tender face." Ghost Lantern tugged at Xuanli's hair.

"This strange power hasn't changed at all..."

"Please, I'm also very busy. Please go back to retire soon after your trip, retired old man."

"...That's right, hahaha, anyway, they are already receiving retirement wages."

Facts have proved that the venom sprayed by the ghost lamp's poisonous tongue is simply ineffective for thick-skinned dead people, or simply speaking, old dragons with scales.

Xuanli stood up, carried the wine gourd and wobbled away.

While walking, he drank and drank happily, but for some reason, he suddenly walked faster and faster, and in the end he changed back to his original shape and ran away.

The ghost lamp gave a "tsk", "Is it taking so long to take effect?" He put his hand around his mouth as a loudspeaker and shouted, "Xuanli Sang, be careful not to go to the wrong toilet!"

"You little bastard... little bastard... bastard... bastard..." The long echo echoed above Yan Mo Hall, full of the resentment of a certain unlucky dragon who was recruited.

"Tsk, shouldn't you blame yourself for eating indiscriminately?"

"What was that sound just now?" Ding Xiaocao passed by Ghost Lamp with a stack of documents in his arms, "It seems to be the voice of Master Xuanli, right? Teacher and Master Xuanli stopped chatting?"

"You can't leave a lot of work alone just to entertain him." Ghost Lantern gathered his hands in his sleeves, "Why don't you use a cart? You can bring more things with less effort."

"..." Ding Xiaocao choked, "I forgot about the cart OTZ"

"..." Ghost Lantern rubbed his chin, "It's too natural to be too dumb."

"If you forget it once, please forgive me QAQ."

"By the way, what did the old man tell you?"

"The thing about the teacher hugging the little lamb in Kunlun Mountain when the teacher was a child." Ding Xiaocao remembers this thing most clearly, "He said that Teacher Ghost Lamp, who has never changed his expression for thousands of years, smiled while hugging the soft little lamb." So far , Ding Xiaocao pursed her lips and stared at the ghost lamp curiously, "Speaking of which, why doesn't the teacher smile?" I'm a little curious about what the teacher looks like when he smiles, the M-shaped mouth turns into a W when he smiles...

Come to think of it, it's a little cute...

"Don't just imagine the shape of my mouth."

"Hey! I'm sorry!" Ding Xiaocao stuck out her tongue. She seemed to be used to whether the ghost lamp could see through her thoughts. "However, I heard from the animal jailer that the teacher's smile last year was for koalas! I'm fine too." I want to hug a koala."

Wrong point!

"If you are willing to wear the special parade costume for the snapdragon conference, pretend to be a snapdragon, dance the snapdragon dance on the street and imitate the song of the snapdragon, the ghost will give you a laugh." Ghost lamp raised his index finger seriously suggested.

"...Forget it." Although there is no sense of repulsion, it feels very strange, and this is the job of the ambassador of Mimomo Maki's snapdragon grass!And teacher, what happened to your self-proclaimed just now!The atmosphere suddenly became so strange!

"Then change it and drink the brain miso soup I cooked."

"Ya, Ya Butterfly!" I always feel that I will die if I drink it!Xiaocao remembered the pot of punishment from heaven.

Wait, I seem to be dead...

But I'm really curious about Mr. Ghost Lamp's smile...drinking soup...that's all...should be, no problem...right?

If it's just general cooking, the teacher's cooking skills are pretty good.

It's just...brain miso soup...is it a normal dish?

Just don't try it, just to be safe, to be safe.

36 chapter

"Speaking of which, did the teacher go to the present world to inspect recently?" Ding Xiaocao sat behind his desk and scratched his face with a ballpoint pen and asked Yan Mo, who was sitting behind the judgment table, "When I left, I still ran The beauty salon yelled, 'Give me the most handsome and refreshing hairstyle in this world', such a shameful play..." Thinking of the scene that day, Ding Xiaocao suddenly felt that she couldn't understand what was going on in this person's mind.

"...Ah, let's forget about that kind of thing." King Yan Mo, who is well aware of the unpredictable personality of his subordinates, decisively told Xiaocao not to continue to entangle with this issue, because she was absolutely entangled and couldn't understand. "But having said that, Kannazuki is still a few days away from ending. He will go to the real world to inspect it. It seems that he should go to a company in the real world or something like that?"

"It seems that more and more deaths from overwork make him very upset because they are all the targets of commutation." Ding Xiaocao remembered that not long ago, when he faced countless dead people whose sentences were commuted due to death from overwork, he was inexplicably suddenly The ghost lamp that jumped and exploded couldn't help but shudder—this person is actually serving as an assistant officer to satisfy his trembling heart...

"Speaking of this, Xiaocao, do you want to see how the ghost lamp looks during the inspection in the real world? After all, I remember that if I go to the company in the real world, I have to wear a uniform? In this way, I can't wear a hat to cover the horns and ears. "King Yan Mo turned on the TV with the remote control in his hand—no, it was the Jingliuli mirror, which reflected a scene of the world.

"So in this way, I have to take medicine that can turn into a human being." Xiaocao put her finger on her chin, "But that medicine..." He seems to have said that the effect is the same side effect as cold medicine that makes people sleepless Well... that person's anger in waking up is scary enough, and you have to keep him in a state where he can't wake up for a long time and go back to work in the company in the morning and work overtime in the evening...

Ding Xiaocao shuddered again - really, really there is no problem?Is it really not fatal? !At this time, she heard King Yan Mo coming out from behind the trial table and walking in front of Jingliuli Mirror, "Eh? This kid looks familiar. By the way, the ghost-san with short hair and uniform looks like a working class." ..."

"Isn't that Mitao Maki and Meiji..." Ding Xiaocao approached, "They have gone to the real world too." Is the TV station going to make some real-world documentaries recently?Ding Xiaocao blinked, "But the teacher looks really old in a suit, and suddenly looks like a middle-aged uncle."

"It's not too much." King Yan Mo touched his chin, "Speaking of middle-aged uncle, to be honest, I really hope that he can marry a wife earlier and become a little smoother..."

"Let's not talk about whether the teacher will become a smooth person... Why do you think that marrying a wife can make people smooth..." Ding Xiaocao's head was dripping with sweat, "But From just now, I saw that the king has been staring at the letter in his hand, what is this?"

"The letter of bond, you only need to write the names of two people on it."

"Hey... isn't that the same as Yuelao's red line over there?"

"Yuelao's red thread?" King Yan Mo turned his head to look at Xiaocao, "I seem to have heard of this, as long as two people are tied together with a red thread, they will definitely get married."

"The red line seems to be moved only by Yuelao, and it only cares about mortal romances, but it seems that there were misoperations before that caused mortals and immortals to fall in love..." Ding Xiaocao touched his chin, raised his head and looked serious, " Mistakes in work operations can really have serious consequences.”

"...you really sound like a ghost lamp." King Yan Mo complained, "but the letter of fate is a bit different from the red thread. It seems that it can only bridge the two, but it seems that it can only manage human beings. This king I wanted to write the name of the ghost lamp, but he is not human either."

"Speaking of this, I have an idea, do you want to try it?" A voice that was not unfamiliar came in at the same time.

"Mr. Xiaoye." Ding Xiaocao greeted him, "Is this the document sent by Lord Qin Guang?" She was referring to the pile of documents in Xiaoyehuang's hand.

"Oh, Xiaocao, it's been a long time and I'm getting more and more capable." Ono Huang put the paperwork on the desk, turned his head and said to King Yan Mo, "The ghost lamp should be in the world now? And the one beside him The little girl seems to be his acquaintance, so why don't you take advantage of them in this world to try the effect of the letter of bond? There is nothing to lose anyway."

...I always feel that if the teacher finds out about doing this, he will be torn to pieces.A drop of cold sweat rolled down Ding Xiaocao's forehead. "It's better not to... If the teacher knows that you are using the marriage letter to play a prank on him, and don't say what will happen to Mr. Ono when he comes back, you will definitely be beaten with a mace..."

They will definitely be beaten with sticks!He will be beaten into a pig's head so that even his grandson won't recognize him!

When Ding Xiaocao said this, King Yan Mo, who was very interested in writing his name on the letter of fate, suddenly turned his head with a stiff expression, "It's... finished..." Why didn't you remind me earlier! QQ

Don't be instigated by pranksters and just do it!And the object of the prank is still that super shaking S! ! ! !Ding Xiaocao immediately blew up.

But the next situation...how should I put it...the one who thinks that this person will be married by a mere marriage letter is the most ignorant, Mr. Ghost Lantern, he has entered the state of a super workaholic like no one else, hey!The Red Line God has been brushing the lower limit non-stop, hey!What traffic jams, hungry bugs and rocks!And what is snapdragon bread!Generally, when girls say they are hungry, they will take them directly to a restaurant to eat at least a bowl of noodles!Teacher, don't do this!After watching the whole process, Ding Xiaocao only had one comment.

Tucao powerless.Deserves to be alone.

"It doesn't seem to work at all." Ono Huang also understood the fact that the ghost lamp could not be handled by the handwriting, and gave up regretfully. Only King Yan Mo, after slipping a black line, turned his hopeful eyes to Ding. Xiaocao's body.

"... Your Majesty, what's the matter?" Ding Xiaocao took a step back.

King Yan Mo reached out and grabbed Xiaocao's shoulder, his eyes were watery, "Xiaocao sang, can you ask Yue Laosang from the flower planter to borrow the red thread QAQ?"

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"It's no use! Your Majesty, don't think about it anymore, and Mr. Ghost Lantern is the ghost, god, moon elder on your side. The red line doesn't work anymore!"

Really, what are you thinking, my lord!

"But Xiaocao Sang seems to be from there. And I heard from some friends in the kingdom of heaven that you seem to allow Yuelao to open the red line function to ghost soldiers and immortals, right?" Ono Huang rubbed his chin, then typed He snapped his fingers, "In other words, the red thread also works on Xiaocao, right?"

"Please don't use props across borders, thank you!" Ding Xiaocao furiously said, "Instead of borrowing the red string that only Yuelao can move, it's more straightforward to buy the 'one-off Cupid's Golden Arrow' bought online in Greece! There are also advertisements on the Internet that 'regardless of gender, national boundaries, and race, it can work for everyone'!"

After Ding Xiaocao complained in this way, facing King Yan Mo's shining eyes, an ominous premonition whizzed past his mind with a tap dance.

Ah... blah... Did I make some incredible suggestion?

37 chapter

"In the end, I don't know if the king bought it or not." Ding Xiaocao thought when she pushed the trolley to push the scroll of the recording department to Yan Modian. She was investigating the Greek hell on the Internet and saw it in the online store. Promotion of Cupid's one-time golden arrow.

However, it is said that even the genuine ones often come up with all kinds of messy oolongs, and this kind of one-time golden arrow can only maintain its effectiveness for 24 hours at most-then the unscrupulous slogan is "24 hours, the gods and goddesses love "Fucking you" and the like-if the teacher knows, I will probably complain about "chaos" or something.

But it is said that Cupid over there is a reckless brat... Ding Xiaocao sighed, saying that the teacher should be back today, right?As soon as she opened the side door of Yan Mo Hall, she found that the ghost lamp was crushing Yan Mo King with a mace. ...Ah, judging from this appearance, it is estimated that Yan Mo Dawang used the letter of marriage to expose it.

"That... the next trial is about to begin, isn't it..." Ding Xiaocao weakly raised his hand and said to the ghost lamp who was crushing King Yan Mo with a mace.

Ghost Lamp let go of the mace and let the heavy weapon press on the head of the tall and burly King Yan Mo, "Preparing for the next trial, how decent is it for you to lie on the trial table like this again, my lord?"

"Isn't this lord doing it for Guidengsang? Although you are much younger than the old man and Mr. Bai Ze, you have already reached the age of marriage anyway." King Yan Mo clamped his nose and upper lip Pencil said with an aggrieved face, "Old man, I sincerely hope to see a different Ghost Lantern than usual."

"Will that kind of thing increase your work efficiency, my lord?" Gui Deng picked up a scroll in Xiaocao's cart and turned around to ask King Yan Mo.

"...uh... this..." King Yan Mo looked up at the sky.

"Then can it make you, my lord, all of a sudden, able to hold a pen in each hand and quickly approve documents, and quickly complete all trials?"

"...Of course it's impossible, okay, and what's the difference between this and improving work efficiency! Ghost lamp, can't you think of anything else in your mind besides this!"

"No! And what the king needs most is to improve work efficiency! If possible, I really hope that you can complete a lot of work 24 hours a day without sleep." Ghost Lantern answered him very simply, King Yan Mo lasagna tears.

"Ghost Lantern-san, you are really..."

It's so inhuman.Ding Xiaocao complained silently in his heart, of course it was impossible for him to say this directly, he just thought about it silently in his heart.

"I'm not human at all." Gui Deng turned his head and said to Ding Xiaocao, instantly making her goosebumps explode.

Don't use this cheating skill casually!What the hell did you hear!It's too much!Ding Xiaocao cried and fell to the ground, why every time she complained in her heart, this person would find out, interpret and catch him!

"Because your expression has changed so much, I don't think it's hard not to see it." Gui Deng touched his chin and made up the knife again, Ding Xiaocao's face was full of blood and the bar returned to zero.

Yuan, so it was because of his expression. Speaking of which, it is very difficult for Mr. Ghost Lantern to remain expressionless all year round... No, this person can only do it when he has a dark face... Ding Xiaocao suddenly felt that if he continued to think about it, he would touch something terrible field.So she decided not to continue thinking about it.

"But then again, teacher, you..." In fact, what Ding Xiaocao wanted to ask was "Mr. Ghost Lantern, do you really have no feelings for Mi Tao Maki?" Because it seems that Mi Tao will be like him The middle age is strange for the style that Shushu likes, but after seeing the net glass mirror showing that even with the red line god bonus, this person can enter the state of workaholic like no one else, she seems to understand why she is so popular in hell and heaven Ghost lamps who are all very tall don't have a wife until now.

This is the rhythm destined to be lonely.

But before she asked, she found that King Yan Mo had appeared...

Majesty, hurry up and put away the one in your hand, hey!Dangerous items don't move casually, hey!In the end, you still really bought it!Don't use please put it away quickly and don't use it!Please don't use the second-hand toys that Xiongzi auctioned online if you are old!

"But again, last time Mrs. Lilith called me and said thank you for the snapdragon seedlings I gave her last time, and said that I will come here for shopping in the near future..." Ghost Lantern turned her head while rubbing her chin. Going to hit the Cupid's golden arrow that was rushing straight at him with a mace, and it was inserted only about one centimeter away from Yan Mo's head, trembling. "Your Majesty can't exercise, so don't use such boring tools casually. It's not good to hurt yourself... right?"

When I said "right", my whole face turned black!The black energy on his body has already materialized!That look is obviously the way Yamaba looks at the guests staying at the hotel!Ding Xiaocao squatted aside with her head in her arms.Then he was picked up by the collar, "Although most people can search online, except for the fact that the bull head is very obsessed with the Minotaur over there, although the king knows a little about the Greek heavens, he bought 'one time The idea of ​​a product like Cupid's Golden Arrow is definitely not something he could come up with..."

"Wait, wait... Teacher, how do you know about the 'One-time Cupid's Golden Arrow'..." Ding Xiaocao raised her hand to protect the back of her neck - she always felt that if she was not careful, the back of her neck would be cut off... No, the other party Height is 1.8 meters five, I am too short... Wait, what am I thinking at this time!Ding Xiaocao's face was full of excitement, "I accidentally slipped my mouth." QAQ I don't dare anymore.

"Compared with this, I want to know where you know this." Gui Deng let go of Ding Xiaocao's collar and touched his chin.

"I saw the promotion when I searched for the Greek hell on the Internet...How did you know, sir?" Sure enough, I am still curious about this question.The ghost lamp was silent for a while and squinted his eyes, "When I checked online to see if there were any new home appliances for sale, I found a push below and thought it was too irresponsible to sell such dangerous goods, so I took a look and concluded that it was fraudulent consumption. By."

"...Eh?" Leaving aside the issue of dangerous goods, I actually thought so too—but how did you come to the conclusion about defrauding consumers?Just glanced at it... A drop of cold sweat rolled down Ding Xiaocao's forehead. "Teacher, you...have you used it...?" No way, who did you use it for?Doesn't work? !So is it cheating consumers? !

Ghost Lantern didn't answer. He squinted his eyes to the side and quickly clapped his hands, "Okay, the next trial is about to begin, and each department is in its place!" Then he went to the back and pulled out the golden arrow still stuck in the wall. Folded in two, the disposable golden arrow turned into a pile of dust and disappeared.

... Guilty, this person is definitely guilty!Who has it been used on?

I hate it, I hate shaking S QAQ when it arouses other people's curiosity and is not satisfied!