[The Coldness of the Ghost Lamp] The Underworld Manuscript

Just now, as a hamster being targeted by the black mamba, Ding Xiaocao felt as if he was facing a predicament that he would not encounter until now—no, even for a long time to come.

A ghost animal teacher asked her "Are you expressing the message 'I like you'?" To be honest, she felt that her ears were buzzing-how to answer? !Answer "No"?Those who will be chopped into eight pieces will definitely be chopped into eight pieces!Answer "yes"?It's a shame that paly can't say it!Help, who will help!If I drag it on any longer, I will die... No, I seem to be dead already.In short, come to someone for help!Ding Xiaocao wailed in her heart.

She could only stare stiffly like a hamster stared at by a snake with a smirk as she looked at the ghost lamp who was waiting for her answer with a serious expression on her face, the corners of her mouth twitched, "That..."

"Come in." At this moment, she jumped up as if she heard a call from heaven, "Teacher! Miss Phantom let us in!" Miss Phantom, you are an angel, an angel, an angel! QAQ completed the makeup in a timely manner, thank you very much, I will send you local products!Ding Xiaocao ran over with one hand and one foot to open the door but found that she couldn't move a step, turned her head stiffly and found that the ghost lamp was holding her collar like a chicken.

"The one who answers first." Ghost Lantern's expression was no different from that of a whalebill stork, and his whole face looked like a black-faced god, which made people feel a lot of pressure.

"...That, that, Miss Phantom finally prepared it, I'm sorry to make you wait so long, right, or else..." Ding Xiaocao struggled desperately.

"As for me, I have a bad habit of being extremely obsessed with things I don't know or understand. If I don't get the answer..." Ghost Lantern dragged Ding Xiaocao back by the collar. For a moment, Xiaocao felt that the goosebumps all over her body were exploding. "You know the result, right?"

Ya, Ya Butterfly QAQ I was wrong, I dare not do it again, please let me go.What is going on with this coercive attitude!I know you are a ghost, but you have never said such an exaggeration before!Evolved yet?It has evolved!Ding Xiaocao thought with tears in her eyes.

"I said, I'm ready." A male ghost behind Miss Ghost who I saw before opened the door because he was impatient, and shouted again, just in time to see a guy with a blue hat outside the door who was walking around The little girl who was following him - that expression was more evil than a ghost.

"Ah, please don't disturb others casually." Ding Xiaocao, who still had tears in her eyes, turned her head and said to male ghost A.The latter shrank back to the front of the door with a swipe, "Wh-how can I repair it, I almost pee in fear when I'm so bloodless, QAQ, who the hell is this guy?"

To put it another way, being carried away like this is actually just a mosquito-repellent incense with tears streaming down her face, that little girl is quite tough.

"OK, so what's your answer?" After retreating in disorder, Ghost Lamp continued to say to Ding Xiaocao, who was about to have a stomach piercing, with no expression on his face. I won’t dare again in the future, the teacher is not cute at all QAQ” It’s scary! ! !

"Tsk... I know I can only get this answer." Ghost Lantern let go of Ding Xiaocao, "Even at work, interpersonal relationships will not change, especially when you go out with your boss, even if the boss says 'Now It is absolutely unbelievable to say that there is no work relationship, just a simple vacation."

"... I've started workplace education on my own." Ding Xiaocao rubbed the goosebumps on her arms, but it was really scary just now, and there was a kind of "dare to answer 'yes'" that would put you off. It feels like throwing away Avici Hell.

"Ah... What a hopeless man, he can't catch up with the girl like this." Miss Ghost and the male ghost ABCD who poked their heads out from behind the door at some point in unison, after Miss Ghost finished speaking. After the sentence, he nodded.

"It's just too bad."

"EQ is negative."

"Doomed to be alone forever."

"...I don't know why, although I really want to agree with you, but in order not to leave a terrible psychological shadow in the ghost life, please stop talking." Ding Xiaocao looked at the ghosts with cold sweat and said, her own In a sense, the teacher may actually be a guy more terrifying than the evil spirit.

As the object of complaints, Ghost Lamp is still expressionless, but Ding Xiaocao swears that although this person may not do anything to Miss Ghost, he will definitely do something to the male ghost ABCD... "Compared to me, I am not alone. This question, why do all the ghosts come out of the haunted house?"

"Ah!" The ghosts who came out to watch quickly returned to the house, and then said in a ghostly tone: "Come in~~~ come~~~ let's go~~~"

Even if you are playing tricks now, as long as you see your faces, you will remember the crowd watching and makeup before, and you will not be afraid at all.Ding Xiaocao complained silently in her heart, and the ghost lamp opened the door directly. Just after opening the door and entering the hall, she saw a big box flying towards him and Ding Xiaocao behind him.

The ghost lamp raised its foot, and the box was kicked away.Like a bowling ball, he knocked away the male ghost ABC who launched the spirit attack, "I've waited so long just to be attacked by this big box, I'm really upset..."

... I always feel that the person who goes to the haunted house will leave a psychological shadow is definitely not himself but the ghosts he visits, right?Ding Xiaocao silently wiped off her sweat, but couldn't help but think of Ghost Lamp's threatening and seductive black face.

Completely, I don't understand at all, what is this person doing... for workplace education?or something else?Precepts and deeds?No!

"Ah! It's completely chaotic!" Ding Xiaocao squatted on the ground with his head in his hands, looking distressed, but after getting along with him for nearly two years, he still didn't understand what was going on in this person's mind!

Ding Xiaocao is distressed here, while Miss Phantom over there has been crying in anger by the ghost lamp.

"Are you still a human being with flesh and blood! You are so cruel!" Male ghost A accused with righteous indignation.

Strictly speaking, he is not a human being of flesh and blood.

"Ah, it's my fault, please don't cry anymore." Ghost Lamp ignored male ghost A's accusation and apologized to Miss Ghost, who suddenly made a big grimace that almost startled Ding Xiaocao. He pointed it out expressionlessly, "This face will be more intimidating when others approach it."

"...Yes, is it? Try it next time." Miss Phantom couldn't complain anymore.

"...I can't keep up with the rhythm." A drop of cold sweat rolled down Ding Xiaocao's forehead.What on earth is this man coming to the haunted house for?

besides!Why are you being so polite to other women and bullying me alone QAQ! ! !The teacher is super annoying!super annoying!

"Hey... I also feel that I can't keep up." The male ghost ABCD nodded in agreement. "Eh?! That person is fine, aren't you afraid?!"

"Me?" Ding Xiaocao pointed to her nose, and then smiled, "I am also a ghost, but not an evil spirit. He is too, but the meaning is a bit different." She pointed to the ghost lamp and said, a little confused. How to explain the gap between "ghost" and "ghost" in the neon sense? This kind of preaching work is generally exclusive to the ghost lamp teacher.

"Who the hell are you guys?! You've been suspicious since just now! Take off your hat!" Miss Phantom jumped up and pointed at the ghost lamp. The latter took off her hat expressionlessly to reveal her pointed ears and one horn.

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"Ahh! It really is ET! Where is the UFO! Take me to see it!" The ghosts in the haunted house were excited.

E.ET.

Ding Xiaocao silently made up the ghost lamp on ET's face, and burst out laughing.

"Go back to the hotel tonight, and answer the question just now." Ghost Deng folded his arms and gave a magical touch.

Ding Xiaocao burst into tears again, "I said no QAQ." The teacher is an elementary school student who loves to bully others!Ignore you QAQ!

I suddenly feel that the temperature around me has dropped several degrees hahaha... Help QAQ

...I said that I can't catch up with girls like this.The ghosts looked at the black-faced god-like ghost lamp with black lines.From expression to emotional intelligence, it's too bad.

Note!Certainly!solitary!born!