[The Coldness of the Ghost Lamp] The Underworld Manuscript

The last time the ghost lamp and Lu Juan fought for [-] rounds in Yan Mo Temple about whether they could poach the wall... Ahem, it’s a bit exaggerated. Although there are not as many as [-] rounds, it can be seen from the expression of the tearful King Yan Mo He said that he was very sad about this extravagant talent competition.

How should I put it, on the one hand, King Yan Mo actually doesn't want Xiaocao to go back so soon. According to his idea, he hopes Xiaocao can stay here. Strictly follow her own as the model, but I don't know if it's because of her personality. Although Xiaocao is not inferior to Ghost Lantern in terms of seriousness in doing things, her personality is much gentler than a certain first assistant officer who is uncertain.

"...ah... I really want Xiaocao to be the third assistant officer." King Yan Mo muttered with a brush between his upper lip and nose.

...Don't let Lord Ghost Lantern hear what your Majesty said.A drop of cold sweat slid down Tang Gua's forehead, "Speaking of which, where did Lord Ghost Lamp go? Even the matter of checking the data with the Records Department has been left to Xiaocao to handle." Tang Gua scratched The back of the head, "Could it be that you went to the front line to inspect again?"

Ding Xiaocao pushed a trolley full of scrolls to Yan Mo Hall, just in time to hear Tang Gua talking to herself, not far away, Eggplant was sweeping the floor and singing songs with unknown meanings, she turned her head and smiled, "I don't know , but the teacher said that today he would go to see Avici Hell and Hungry Ghost Road, but that seems to be an administrative area, so he didn’t take me there.”

"Abi Hell and Hungry Ghost Dao..." Tang Gua shuddered as if thinking of something bad, "But Xiaocao, last time, Eggplant and I invited Mr. Ghost Lamp home as a guest. "

"I know, he seems to be having a good time." Xiaocao nodded with a smile, "But..." But does that person really know what relaxation and harmony in a family are?It seems that he... well, Mr. Ghost Lamp has no family, and was an orphan before he became a ghost.But to Teacher Ghost Lamp, Dawang would be more like a parent, right?

Ding Xiaocao grew up in a healthy family before coming to the other world, so she is very familiar with and nostalgic for the harmonious atmosphere among family members.

"But what?"

"Ah, it's nothing. I always feel that according to the teacher's unconventional character, he will do some ridiculous things." For example, lying on the tatami in the living room with a coat on, eating a chocolate bar and reading a comic book Category.I don't know why it feels like a picture when I think about it this way.A drop of cold sweat rolled down Ding Xiaocao's head.

"...It's really amazing, all hits." Tang Gua also had a black line.

"But even if it is to inspect Abi Hell and go to the Hungry Ghost Road... it won't take as long as a day?" King Yan Mo looked up at the sky, "But let's ignore the ghost lamp, Xiaocao, do you want to consider staying here to work? Just like the assistant of the King of Equality over there, it was dug over in that friendly match a thousand years ago."

"I'm studying abroad at public expense, so I have to go back." Ding Xiaocao put his hand in front of his face and shook it twice.Then he said half-jokingly, "Let's talk about it if you feel that your job is not good in the future, but I think it is unlikely that I will resign and change jobs, because there is a discount for ghost pawns reincarnating, and it is said that if they do well during the job. , If you want to reincarnate and die that day, you will arrange a birth or something."

"Ah... this trick is quite ruthless, isn't there a lot of competition for jobs over there?" King Yan Mo asked Xiaocao like this while lying on the trial table, and the latter nodded, "Well, so the most important thing is to run for a prison guard." What is important is that you have not done any bad things and cannot commit crimes during your lifetime, otherwise you are not eligible to be elected as a ghost soldier."

"So Xiaocao has never committed any crimes?!" Tang Gua leaned over.

"The tutoring is getting stricter." Ding Xiaocao touched the back of her head with her hand, "But I've been thinking about one thing, Mr. Ghost Lamp is over 4000 years old, right..."

"Well, what's the matter?" King Yan Mo said.

"Will he become a bald middle-aged man in another 1000 years?" According to him being such a workaholic now, who likes to drink coffee, stays up late and gets up very angry, maybe he doesn't know that day... Ding Xiaocao thought silently After making up for those male and female cousins ​​who started to grow small pots as soon as they got married, bald and fat, they shuddered.

"Even if I live in 2000, I won't have a belly. I can rest assured that there are women and men who are bald and fat." The ghost lamp's voice came faintly from one side, almost scaring Ding Xiaocao down. vertical.

"Wow! Teacher, didn't you say you won't be back until one day?!" I dared to tell other people this because you were not around, and where did you come from!

As if he knew what Ding Xiaocao was thinking, Ghost Lamp took out a leaf from his pocket, "Civet Cat's Invisibility Leaf" he said, "Because I suddenly missed the feeling of using this, I took it out from the storage room. Speaking of the collection room, I don’t seem to have any good things in it recently.”

"...That thing should be one of the treasures left in the world that are slowly recovered like the Wanbao mallet... By the way, those treasures have basically entered your personal collection room, Ghost Lantern-san, right?" The behavior of private pockets is a very headache, but thinking about keeping this kind of thing is not of much use, it is actually okay to do as he pleases.

In this way, King Yan Mo looked like a father who doted on his young son.

That's why Ding Xiaocao felt from the very beginning that the way these two people got along was no different from father and son - of course, except for the fact that Ghost Lantern often fucks King Yan Mo.

"Ah, it's really rude, because I am full of interest in such mysterious things, so I can't help but collect them and put them in my personal storage room to appreciate and ponder over and over again." Ghost Lantern nodded to Yan The Demon King said, "However, considering that there is actually no suitable place to store these things that will never be useful if they fall into the hands of ordinary people, it's not a big deal to store them with me temporarily."

"It's true." King Yan Mo nodded with his arms folded.

Ding Xiaocao thought of that personal storage room... Ah, it seemed that he helped clean it when he went in last time. There were collections of Ghost Lamp's special hobbies everywhere. A strange feeling of oppression.But Miss Xiaozhong is very like-minded.

She turned her head to the side and saw that Ghost Lantern was holding something else behind her back.

"...Why did the teacher pick a lot of snapdragons." No wonder I felt a little weird from the beginning.

"Oh, this one, I almost forgot." Ghost Lantern lifted the snapdragon grass and placed it in front of her face, the corners of Ding Xiaocao's mouth twitched twice, "For me?" She wavered and pointed to her nose.

Ghost Lantern squinted and nodded.

King Yan Mo came to his spirits in an instant, held his breath and watched the next development.

Ding Xiaocao reached out to take it.

...Why do you suddenly want to give away snapdragons?

"And this, sign here." Ghost Lamp held up a piece of paper in front of Ding Xiaocao, pointed to a frame with a pen and clicked.

Ding Xiaocao's head completely crashed.

This, this jump is too fast, she can't turn her head around, hey!

What kind of trouble is it to ask her to sign on the "Marriage Session" right from the start? !

What is this? Hey!Is it a new method of poaching? ! ! !