[The Coldness of the Ghost Lamp] The Underworld Manuscript

"...So you want to use this piece of paper to abduct our future judge?"

"It's really rude. It's not 'abducting'. It's a legitimate marriage relationship. It's much more efficient than someone who has been chasing his girlfriend for three years and throwing a glance at most."

"...You really want to fight today, don't you?"

"If it can be solved with violence, I would be grateful here."

"..."

"So, let's settle things like this."

"Hmph, on our side, getting married requires parental consent! Are you sure you can get the approval of that girl's parents?"

"...Do you need me to introduce you to a better brain doctor?"

The above is the content of the cross-border long-distance between Ghost Lantern and Lu Pan. Ghost Lantern touched his chin—parents' consent?Well, although it is said that Ding Xiaocao gave in and signed with tears streaming down her cheeks—but...there is such a thing as parents...well, there is no ghost lamp, so he is fine.But strictly speaking, Ding Xiaocao is a dead person, so do the people in the underworld have to ask the people in the world to agree?

And if he brought Ding Xiaocao to appear in front of her parents and younger brother in the world, let alone what would happen if the other party saw him, seeing Ding Xiaocao would be enough to scare him into fainting.It is concluded that this pass is lost.Of course, it’s not that no one has ever asked Ghost Lamp what he likes about Ding Xiaocao... Ding Xiaocao himself asked this question, and the answer he gave at that time was so shocking that Bai Ze, a master pick up girl for thousands of years, was willing to bow down. The answer is: "It is because I can't tell what I like, so it is true love."

... This answer is really impeccable in every sense.

Ding Xiaocao could only cover her face in resignation, then blushed and couldn't help but want to find a hole in the ground to get in. ——I died at the age of 19, and now I am only 21 and have not yet reached the legal age of marriage.Although you can get married at the age of 16 here in Nihong, but she is an out-and-out girl who grows flowers...

When it comes to getting married, is it really still a dream for parents and younger brother on Ching Ming Festival?She thought so and moved to Gui Deng, "Ghost Lantern, can I dream up a dream for my parents in the world?" Agree!" face.

"Why do you want to hold a dream?" Ghost Lantern put down his faults and put his hands in his sleeves and turned his head, "Also, the title should be changed now, although I won't ask my wife to use the shameful title of 'Master', but at least I have to Say 'husband'."

"..." Ding Xiaocao squatted down again, blushing again, "...Sorry, I'll get used to it gradually QAQ" How embarrassing!She was forced to sign a marriage application without even talking about a relationship!

"Well, I really need to get used to it slowly." Gui Deng folded his arms and nodded, then picked up Ding Xiaocao, "Also, why do you want to dream?"

"My most important ashes are still over there." Ding Xiaocao showed a wry smile, "Although I am now a jailer of the underworld, the ashes are still in the cemetery, and for me, getting married in hell is the most important thing. This kind of thing is of the same nature as ghost marriage, so people in the family still need to agree and move the ashes out."

"Well... this question is still very important, but as a ghost, I was born after the combination of human soul and body with ghost fire, so there is no cemetery and no ashes." Agreeing to move the ashes here is a problem, after all, your parents don't seem like people who would believe such things. And now it's not as good as in the past, let people in the world see ghosts or something... ..."

"So it's a dream... I will explain the matter to my parents, and then..." Ding Xiaocao put his hands together, "I can't go to see them... I can ask the ghost... Please, Ananda, you go and hand over me His ashes?" She blushed with embarrassment, and kept rubbing the corners of her clothes with her hands.

Ghost Lamp nodded his face expressionlessly.

Ding Xiaocao was stunned for a moment, "Gee..." QAQ, this scoundrel!Even though he was thinking this way, he leaned over and kissed Ghost Lamp's face.

"Good." Gui Deng patted Ding Xiaocao's head in satisfaction.

The wretch! ! ! ! !Necrosis! ! ! ! QQ

Let’s not talk about what Ding Xiaocao’s dreams are about. Anyway, after the Tomb-sweeping Festival over there, the ghost lantern was pushed by Ding Xiaocao to the airport in the present world. Boxes of things stand there.A woman with gray hair was holding Ding Xiaocao's ashes urn.Her eyes were red and swollen, as if she had cried.

During the handover, the still-dead father-in-law—well, this title really made him feel very uncomfortable, because his age was hundreds of times that of the middle-aged man in front of him—looking at him like a kidnapper Similarly, Ghost Lamp nodded seriously and said, "I will give her the salary card and passbook for safekeeping."

Leaving Xiaocao's father's reaction aside, at least Xiaocao's mother's reaction was obvious. She cried and hugged her husband's arm, "Where's my Xiaocao?"

"We can't meet for some reason, but I will take both of you with me." Gui Deng replied earnestly and formulaically, continuing to remain expressionless.To be honest, he doesn't know how to get along with elders (it still feels very strange), so he directly adopts the usual way of dealing with them.

"Please feel free to hand her over to me." Ghost Deng hugged Ding Xiaocao's urn and bowed ninety degrees to Ding Xiaocao's parents.

Ding Xiaocao's mother left a lot of gifts for her daughter and ran away in tears.After Ding Xiaocao's father stared at the ghost lamp with complicated eyes for a long time, he went after Ding Xiaocao's mother.

Ghost Lantern carried the urn back the same way, and took out a weeping grass from behind the flower bed, "Really, I told you not to come."

Ding Xiaocao wiped away her tears and smiled at the ghost lamp.

"How long are you going to be in a daze, go home." Ghost Deng walked out of the airport with a large box of bride price in his arms on the ashes urn.

"...Mmm." Ding Xiaocao sniffed and followed.

The underworld ushered in a rare happy event. According to legend, the first assistant officer of King Yan Mo, who was once single for 4000 years and was suspected of sexual orientation, Gui Deng finally...married!old!Po!up!

King Yan Mo felt that his life was complete.

"I won't go home if I don't get drunk tonight!" Pixiu cheerfully counted the small money, because as long as he pays enough money, he will do a good job, so Ghost Lantern is very relieved to let him handle the wedding banquet.Of course it is impossible for Pixiu to screw things up. As for Bai Ze on the side, he has already approached seven or eight girls since just now. Of course, he came here uninvited.

"Ah, even Mr. Ghost Lantern is married, I have to think about my own affairs." Ah Xiang said intentionally or unintentionally, and the Tang melon on one side directly turned into braised Tang melon.

"Well, Tanggua, your face is so red."

"Shut up, you idiot eggplant!"

"Tang Gua is delusional." This is a son!

"Tang Gua Lai □ wants to eat swan meat." This is the second son!

QAQ → This is the Tang melon that was blown to weathering.

Others, such as Beelship who came from Western Hell, who didn’t know whether it was to smash the scene or to congratulate, and Lilith who sighed with "ah, that person is married too", were surrounded by a bunch of dead houses and asked for autographs. Maki and Miki, and Shi Ji, who broke the girl's heart and wept silently, and the wood spirit who comforted her, Daji, who had a good chat with Pixiu, and Snow Ghost, the special envoy of Bahan Hell, were talking to Xiaobai Liuli. The one-inch master and Momotaro, who are the male persimmons to help reminisce about the old days, etc., are so many that it is difficult to describe them one by one.

"I said Xiaocao, you have to take good care of Lord Ghost Lantern in the future, and make him more tactful..." King Yan Mo said, holding a wine glass next to Xiaocao.

Powerless, this...Ding Xiaocao is wearing Bai Wugou, because it is really difficult to discuss whether the wedding dress should be Japanese style, Chinese style, or simply Western style, so Ghost Lantern decided that she should wear every outfit.

Ding Xiaocao only felt the black lines all over her head.

"My lord, I think it's better for you to sober up now." The voice of the ghost lamp drifted over faintly, without any ups and downs, almost like a haunted ghost.

King Yan Mo burst into tears with a mace on his head—why does Guidengsang even bring this with her when she gets married...

...Why do you have to bring a mace even when you get married?This is also the confusion of all the guests attending the wedding.

Of course, after beating up a certain beast that was trying to have a drink with the bride, no one planned to know the answer to this question.

After the wedding banquet was over, Ding Xiaocao was so tired that she just wanted to lie on the bed and never get up again. "I'm so tired...it seems to be going straight to sleep."

Gui Deng touched his chin and stood seriously on the edge of the bed, looking at the exhausted Ding Xiaocao thinking about a serious question. "Sorry, I'm afraid this won't work."

"Why?" Ding Xiaocao got up in a daze.

"Because there are things that must be done after the wedding." Ghost Lantern stated a certain fact expressionlessly.

...?

……and many more……

Help, help! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Extra

A large area of ​​snapdragons swayed in the wind, but even the snapdragons, in this atmosphere, all shut up and kept quiet.

Facing a large piece of snapdragon grass, there are two figures, one big and one small.

The same action - holding the chest.

The same expression—dark face like a shoebill.

The same features—same slender snake eyes, haircut parted in the middle, the only difference being that the bigger one had a single horn on his head, while the smaller one didn't.

But if you ignore this point, they are almost carved out of the same mold.

The two looked at each other quietly with their arms folded, like warriors duel. Even the marrow-sucking bird that occasionally flew over here voluntarily closed its mouth to slow down its flying speed.

After a long time, the older one reached out and took a sip of tea from the tea bowl in front of him, "I heard that you knocked out Shuten-douji's front teeth?" The boy felt waves of grief.

"Yes, Father." It looked like a child of seven or eight years old, but for some reason, when he was dark-faced, there was a kid who could instantly kill most adults and nodded with his arms crossed.

"Why did you do that?" No matter from the tone or the attitude of the question, as a father, he didn't take what his son did at all.

"According to the situation at the time, using violence was the fastest solution and would least involve other people." The son didn't care about his father's black face at all, and narrated his judgment on his own, "Just As my father often said, this is hell, where the strong are honored."

"...Well, I always feel that you have grown up and passed the second grade recently." Gui Deng rubbed his chin and commented.

"It's all because of my father's good teaching." Chuan Wu unceremoniously hit the ball back to his father.

Ghost Lantern stared at his son condescendingly with his arms folded. Because they looked so much alike, and even had almost the same personality, they couldn't help tensing their faces whenever they faced their son's (dad's) face. Nerves want to compete.

but!

Fighting is not allowed at home.

"Ananda, Chuanwujiang, it's time to eat, you two don't always sit there with a straight face, and don't always choose ways to connect between father and son that normal people can't understand!" Ding Xiaocao said The smooth long hair was tied back into a bun, and she came out of the kitchen wearing an apron and holding a pot of curry sauce, "I'm eating curry rice and croquettes today, hurry up and wash your hands."

As long as the mother speaks, both the son and the father must follow suit.

"Ananda, Chuanwu's school will hold a parent visit meeting next Thursday, do you want to go and see it together?" Ding Xiaocao put curry sauce on the rice in Gui Deng's hand, and sandwiched a croquette for him by the way , Chuanwu raised the rice plate in his hand, "Mom, I want two yuan."

"Okay." Ding Xiaocao added two croquettes to him.

"The parents of primary school students can figure it out with their toes, and there is a job that day." Ghost Lantern shook his head, "You can go for this kind of thing. Dads all over the country leave this kind of thing to mothers, right?"

"As far as I'm concerned, I don't want my father to go at all." Chuanwu expressed his opinion seriously, "Anyway, when he goes, he will definitely say something that makes normal people laugh and cry and pay attention to some places that normal people don't pay attention to. By the way Then dig the brain hole to a place that normal people would not think about."

"Chuan Wu...how did you talk to Dad?" Ding Xiaocao poked Chuan Wu's forehead, and the latter rubbed the poked place after complaining, and put on a serious and obedient baby, "Mother's It just keeps getting better and better.”

If you can, please don't let your father go to the kitchen again for the rest of your life, in case he makes all kinds of strange dishes to break the limit and destroy the three views.

"Well... Really, I will make dumplings for you tonight." Ding Xiaocao expressed his satisfaction after being praised by his son.

"For dumplings, you can have shrimp and asparagus stuffing, radish meat stuffing is also fine." Gui Deng suggested, "But I still want to try brain stuffing."

"...Please don't bring up your personal bad taste at the dinner table..." Ding Xiaocao's head was full of black lines, thinking of some things that he didn't want to think about, for example, the first meal after getting married was some kind of miso soup dish—— How to say the taste...it's not bad, but the raw materials used are really...hahaha.

"Well, I'm sorry." The ghost lamp quickly swept away more than half of the remaining croquettes, and quickly stared at the last piece on the dining table. Seeing that there was a flash, Chuanwu reached out to fish it into his mouth and chewed it. He went down, and then continued to confront his father with a blank face.

"..." Ding Xiaocao's forehead slipped a drop of cold sweat, "Well... don't grab it, there are still in the kitchen." Really, every time you eat, you have to make such a tense atmosphere, if Chuanwu is a girl Enough……

"Mother, don't just give me brain supplements to change my gender." Chuanwu made himself another bowl of curry and rice, and seriously interrupted Ding Xiaocao's delusions.

"Sometimes I also want to have a daughter." Gui Deng touched his chin, then squinted at Ding Xiaocao, who had goosebumps all over his body, "You father and son, don't contact each other." Start bullying me!" Woohoo, I hate it, why isn't Chuan Wu her daughter QAQ, I really want a sweet little padded jacket.

"I went out to play." Chuanwu patted the corner of his clothes and stood up after eating.

"Be careful when you go out~ Say hello to the elders when you see them! Also! Don't bully King Yan Mo's grandson~" Ding Xiaocao waved at Chuan Wu's back.

"Got it!" Chuanwu replied.

Ghost Lantern stared at the dining table and rubbed his chin as if he was thinking about something very important.

"Ananda? What are you thinking?" Ding Xiaocao leaned over and kissed Ghost Lamp's face.

"I'm thinking..." Ghost Lantern stood up and pinched her under his arm, Ding Xiaocao watched him walk towards the bedroom with black hair, "Wait... wait, it's still broad daylight! Hey!!!!"

"Don't you want a daughter?"

"Not now!!!!!!!!!

Chuan Wu outside the door put his hands in his sleeves and let out a long sigh like a little old man... "My lord, it's really troublesome."

When he came to a Sichuan restaurant in Zhonghe Hell, he happened to see Pixiu entertaining two Zashiki boys to eat spicy pot.

Having said that, the first sister and the second sister seem to get along very well with Mr. Pixiu over there, um... Wannian Luoli and Wannian Zhengtai, but... "Mr. Pixiu seems to be a bit greedy."

Pixiu turned his head with a smile, "Oh, isn't this Chuanwu? What did you say, we just had a good talk with the Zashiki girls about how to make money and treasure. What do you want to eat? ? We have a new florist dessert here."

"Well... I want a Sichuan cold cake." Chuan Wu nodded, then sat by the window and looked outside, seeing a certain mythical beast that had been hanging around the flowers for thousands of years leading a group of girls swaggering past.

I really want to beat up.

As if sensing something, Bai Ze shuddered and turned his head, just in time to see the kid from his nemesis looking at him through the glass with a spoon in his mouth, so he showed a wretched smile, and walked over to give Chuan a hand through the glass. Wu made a grimace.

Chuan Wu's finger pierced the glass first, and then the third eye on Bai Ze's face. The Divine Beast fell to the ground covering his eyes, and the blood tank was emptied.

The quickness of the shot was accurate and the ruthlessness was not lost to his father at all.

Well... what my father didn't do, I did it myself.

Go back and show off, and blow up your father in anger.

Chuan Wu dug a spoonful of cold cake, silently thinking this way in his heart.

...Probably not long before, a new nightmare of hell will be born.