[The Coldness of the Ghost Lamp] The Underworld Manuscript

The hell here is different from the underworld over there. Monsters or other existences other than jailers are not allowed to live in the underworld over there. If there are any, undead who are unwilling to drink Mengpo soup and cannot be reincarnated are not allowed in Wangchuan. Stop and hesitant.Because monsters are not allowed to live, instead, there is an organization in this world that specializes in managing monsters living in this world-the Night Watchman.

Different cities have different night watchmen who protect ordinary people from supernatural forces.

But here is different, there are a large number of monster residents living in the hell here, because it is also called "the other world" together with the heaven. such needs.Ding Xiaocao was flipping through the magazine in her hand, with a bunch of black threads hanging on her head.

"What the hell is this magazine...?" She looked at the Santuchuan magazine in her hand, "Maoyou's... a gossip magazine?" By the way, the fairy peach she ate back then came from Taoyuan Township, right?Momo Maki, seems to be an idol star here or something?She took the magazine and walked towards the door, "Is this the magazine ordered by Teacher Ghost Lamp?" Ding Xiaocao only dealt with some miscellaneous items and checked the simple weapons in and out of the warehouse. document.

But that's right, Ding Xiaocao is only here to study and will go back in four years, so no matter what, she will not be allowed to involve some confidential documents.So her other job became to pick up the magazines, newspapers, etc. that the postman left at the door.This person seems to be a bit of a collector...

Ding Xiaocao's hair was blackened, thinking of the various gifts in the ghost lamp room, souvenirs collected during business trips and other gadgets, as well as the room that hadn't been tidied up for many years and was full of various magazines and books in the world By the way, that room really has all kinds of books, reasoning, horror and suspense, and even romance novels...

For this, the explanation of the ghost lamp is: it is helpful to understand the inner psychological state of the people in the world. It is said that a very popular novel in an era is a side expression of the inner needs of people in that era.Speaking of this, the ghost lamp also specifically listed various romantic stories that were very popular in the Heian period...

Having said that, Mr. Ghost Lamp seems to be planning some kind of activity for the new guards after returning from his business trip last time—probably because he was very, very upset about the escape of the dead last time—let her follow him later. "This is also a learning opportunity for you." He said this to himself. Although Ding Xiaocao thought that what he said was indeed correct, she always felt that... speaking from the mouth of that ghost animal teacher made her feel a little bit Fluffy.

During the visit and study, nothing happened ahead, but when the ghost lamp invited Miss Jiezi out, Ding Xiaocao’s sixth sense alarm immediately sounded. Has she heard it before? After hearing the story told by Ghost Lamp's unwavering voice, she was completely moved by Miss Mustard.

"It's... a very remarkable rabbit..." She stretched out her hand and touched Mustard Seed's furry head, even though she asked everyone before if they had a mouthful of poop besides grass...Of course Ding Xiaocao knows that rabbits have food Feces, but there will always be a few vile people who will tell the rabbit breeder who has a nosebleed because of the rabbit's cuteness with an expression like "Hey, don't you know?" , especially girls.

Then laugh and watch them become disillusioned with creatures like rabbits...

Ding Xiaocao expressed her disdain!Stop talking about rabbits!Hamsters sometimes stuff their poop into their cheek pouches too!Because people are cute when they grow up, people who know that people have evolved coprophagia, which is incomprehensible to humans due to millions of years of evolution, and are disillusioned, don’t they like small animals!

Those who say that on purpose are too much!

Cough, far away.

"Hehe... I'm so sorry..." Jiezi touched the back of his head with his front paws. Ding Xiaocao has always liked small animals, so he couldn't help but reached out and hugged Jiezi into his arms.Ghost Lantern clapped his hands, "Miss Mustard is here today to teach you her special torture skills..." He turned his head to look at Ding Xiaocao, "Please put Miss Mustard down, although I also like to rub furry little Animals but now is not the time to do this kind of thing."

...Why do you think it's scary for him to say this with a serious face... Of course, Ding Xiaocao only dared to think about it for a while... Just as she was thinking this way, she put the mustard seed on the ground, Looking up from a subtle angle, I saw... the ghost lamp with a more serious expression than when he spoke just now.

...Why does it feel so much like a shoebill.Ding Xiaocao shivered and silently lowered her head like a lamb facing a jackal and squatted aside.

The ghost lamp turned to look at Mustard and explained how to make mustard miso, and then discussed which dead person should try it, "This is the place where flying insects fall, the hell where criminals who cheated and swindled a lot of money fell into ..." He turned his long and narrow eyes to one side of the experimental subject who was being abused in various ways, "corruption, tax evasion, fraud..." His gaze shifted upwards, whether it was intentional or unintentional, and he turned his head as if unconscious Said, "In this world, this kind of person is called-the old civet cat." The pronunciation of "old civet cat" was deliberately lengthened! ! ! !

"Tanuko, damn raccoon, damn raccoon, damn raccoon!!! You villain who killed the old woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Wow! You become sick and delicate in a second!"

"Okay, everyone pay attention to Miss Mustard who turned on the switch!" Ghost Lantern watched the dead who were blown away and clapped their hands at the guard visiting group.

... Facing Miss Jiezi who transformed into a sickly girl in a second, Ding Xiaocao, who was squatting on the ground, silently felt a stomachache. This person must have done it on purpose!Deliberately press the switch!It's just too bad, you black-bellied devil!

The above Ding Xiaocao only dared to think in his heart.Of course, she has now learned not to look at his face after slandering the ghost lamp because he will always make her think: "This person definitely knows what's going on in his head." Such thoughts.

"Recently, there are not many jailers who can knock the dead away..." Ghost Lantern touched his chin and sighed, Ding Xiaocao felt someone grabbed his ankle, "Please...please help me, I don't have any That civet cat in Jigajishan is so bad, although I was cheated and abducted but I didn't kill it..." Ding Xiaocao silently picked up the earthen pot with improved mustard miso, and put it upside down on the one that caught her. On the dead man's head at the ankles, the dead man who jumped up in the next second because the spicy smell rushed straight into the seven orifices was directly hit by mustard seed with an oar.

"Good judgment." Gui Deng clapped his hands and applauded, but that face still had no ups and downs at all, as if the facial nerves were completely dead, and he didn't feel that he was being praised at all, but felt that he was being threatened.Ding Xiaocao turned her head and shed bitter tears.

...No, I just think that if I don't do this, then I will be the one with a mustard seed miso... Ding Xiaocao squatted on the ground clutching her stomach.

I always feel that if I look at Alexander with the ghost lamp teacher, I will get a stomach ulcer...

Ding Xiaocao burst into tears silently in her heart. Ever since she went to hell, she felt that the self who would catch out the earthworms struggling in the pond after the rain and put them on the muddy ground, has gone... Oh, ah, it’s because of death, everything changes after one’s death, it’s really because of death.

She squinted at the sky.

As for the ghost lamp, he said that this student is still very valuable as a teacher. Whenever he encounters this type, he will burn the soul of the old (lao) teacher (ma) of the teacher (tiao).

Ding Xiaocao suddenly felt a chill on her back—er, is she going to go to a Chinese medicine clinic for a cupping or something...

Why do you feel that an ominous air suddenly rushed from the toes to Tianling Gai, and turned countless times on the eight meridians of the whole body!Ma Ma I want to go home! QAQ!

It has to be said that small herbivores are still very sensitive to the dangers around them.

As a purebred herbivore who stays next to the No. 1 dark ghosts and gods, Ding Xiaocao thinks that maybe she should go to sell some prescription drugs to take care of her ulcerous stomach.

The pressure... so much QAQ.