Silly mother, your brick fell

Classmate Wang Yifeng, who ate dinner for a while, felt comfortable physically and mentally ♂♂, and when he returned, he was still so fat that he tried to hook shoulders with Wuyi's silly mother.

Xie Ze slapped his dog's paw once, twice, three times... and then let him go.

Qiao Ling was completely ignored.

Wang Yifeng, who has no boy's self-consciousness at all and has no gentleman's demeanor at all, never thought of sending the girl back first when it was getting dark.

╮(╯▽╰)╭Anyway, he could just send his silly mother back. Isn't Qiao Ling always going home by herself now that she's such an adult?The silly mother looks so hot, so good-looking, so handsome, so handsome, so chic, so charming, what if she meets a bad girl with bad intentions, a wretched, evil uncle on the road?

Xie Ze: Hehe, try it?

In the end, it was Xie Ze who had the gentlemanly demeanor, and gently gestured to Su Mian with his eyes. Su Mian jumped out and volunteered to send Qiao Ling home, abruptly turning Qiao Ling's aggrieved and shy expression into shock and embarrassment.

"I, I can go back by myself, I don't need to be sent by my school girl." (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ give it to your sister, I want a handsome guy to give it to me! And you call someone younger than me Is it really okay for the school girl to send me off?

"It's okay, it's okay, let's go, I'll take you back to the dormitory. Sister, let me tell you, I am the previous Sanda champion and Taekwondo champion in our province..." Su Mian warmly took his arm, looking good The appearance of a best friend.

Qiao Ling: "..." Hehe, can I say no?Do you want to be so cruel just for dinner?Who did I provoke?

Glancing sadly at Wang Yifeng and Xie Ze, Qiao Ling was dragged away by the real woman Su Mian, and almost broke the high heels of her shoes in anger.

Because although Wang Yifeng was not as tall as Sanhua, he was still three centimeters taller than Xie Ze anyway, so he passed his arm through the back of Xie Ze's neck and put it on Xie Ze's right shoulder, which was very smooth.

"Silly mother, silly mother, can you tell me about the plot of "Blood Color"?"

"Go back and send you the script, read it yourself."

"QAQ stupid mother promised to teach me? We agreed clearly..."

"..." Who promised you?Whoever promised you, who do you go to?No, who knows you so well?After all, do you still not know my name?

Xie Ze wanted to hit someone.

"Su Mian, my cousin, our provincial Sanda champion and Taekwondo champion." Xie Ze's voice was flat.

Wang Yifeng looked innocent: "Well, okay, I understand, and then?"

"I'm her coach."

Wang Yifeng:? ? ?

Wang Yifeng:! ! ! ! !

Wang Yifeng: TAT silly mother, what do you mean, you just say it, I have a low IQ and I can't understand it!

Wang Yifeng: I'm going to be beaten.How would a silly mother beat me?Will it be disfigured?But hugging the silly mother's neck and driving the two of them got closer!

Xie Ze saw Wang Yifeng's tragic face, his face turned slightly to the right, the corners of his mouth were curved, and a very shallow dimple appeared on his face, which could hardly be seen clearly under the darkening sky.

"Silly mother, let's discuss it, can we not slap you in the face?" Wang Yifeng hesitated again and again, secretly watching Xie Ze's expression, pinched his shoulder to try to comfort himself, in fact, he is a liar, he is just a white chicken. TAT

"...Who is going to hit you?" Xie Ze was speechless, and instantly saw through his mind, "Or do you want to try?"

"No, no, I don't want to." Wang Yifeng complained, silently retracting his sinful claws.However, the silly mother's shoulders are so firm, and they feel good when pinched. (*/ω＼*)

After walking to the door of the house, Xie Ze kicked Wang Yifeng without any force, and threw the key to him directly. "Go and open the door."

Wang Yifeng happily took the key, wagging his tail like a big wolf dog, and he was very happy.

Xie Ze felt that he was about to be fooled by his stupidity.

"The script of "Blood Color" hasn't been revised yet, so you should read that book first to find out how it feels." Xie Ze bent over to change his shoes, his slender waist outlined a graceful arc full of power, and Wang Yifeng looked at it I can't even move it.

Again, bent down a little more, so white, silly mother's waist is white and thin. ⊙[-]⊙Nose, why is the nose a little hot?

Wang Yifeng wiped his nose and regained consciousness instantly.

Wucao Wang Yifeng, what happened to you? !What are you thinking!You are a man with a wife!You can't blame me! π_π If you want to blame it, blame the silly mother for her good looks, even a straight straight man can't hold it!

Wang Yifeng rushed back to the room with a whoosh, not daring to pester Xie Ze to teach him how to play the script.If he continues like this, he will do something wrong!

Xie Ze gave him a strange look, and returned to the room without expression.

Just now on the road, he said that he would send the script to Wang Yifeng, but he thought of the problem just after he finished speaking.Which button does he use for hair?Is it okay to just button up and expose it directly?And he didn't want to get a trumpet to pretend to be smart.

In fact, Xie Ze didn't deliberately conceal his gender, at most he just gave Wang Yifeng some misleading information.

Taking out a USB flash drive from the drawer under the computer desk, Xie Ze copied the script and put it aside, then clicked on the game and Waiwai.

Wang Yifeng's button still shows that the mobile phone is online, and Waiwai is not connected, so he doesn't know what he is doing when he returns to his room.

Xie Ze thought for a while, opened the account under the Mingjiao Sansheng tree, clicked on the portable mechanism bird, bought a real orange heart, and the number of gold coins in the backpack was only a few thousand in an instant.

Seeing Wang Yifeng with others, he realized that he cared more than he imagined.

After buttoning it, Xie Ze took the initiative to send a message to Wang Yifeng.

Xie Ze: Go to the game and teach the Three Living Tree.

Fengmu: (ω) Daughter-in-law, I am here

Fengmu: Is your wife swollen?I'm coming.

Xie Ze didn't reply, and silently looked at the focus list on the game plugin.He never accompanied Wang Yifeng to attack and defend, but no matter where he was, Wang Yifeng's Hidden Sword had always been his independent focus, and it was also the only player in his focus list.

only...

A reminder flashed on the screen, and a golden character appeared in front of his eyes. The appearance was a martial suit with hidden swords, with dark black hair and a golden woven gown, but it was not as good-looking as Wang Yifeng's smiling face in a white T-shirt.

Xie Ze selected his character, and after he moved a little after the map was stuck, he clicked on the true orange heart in his backpack.

A circle of candles exploded on the ground, forming a heart shape, with an adult man named Fengmu standing in the middle with a hidden sword.

[System] Jianghu Express reported that the heroine "Xie Yuan" used the legendary [True Orange Heart] on the knight "Fengmu" in Sanshengshu!In order to declare to the world "Xie Yuan"'s love for "Wind Wood", worship the sun and the moon as an alliance, show the world as a lesson, roar mountains and rivers as evidence, and respect ghosts and gods as evidence.From then on, the height of the mountains does not hinder his aspirations, the depths of the streams continue to travel, the fleeting years do not destroy his intentions, and the wind and frost do not hide his feelings.Even if the road ahead is full of thorns and thorns, you will walk with your sword calmly and without fear.In this life and in this life, never leave and never give up, forever and ever, let's promise each other!

Even if the road ahead is full of thorns and thorns, you will walk with your sword calmly and without fear.

In this life, in this life, never leave.

Wang Yifeng, do you know that what I want to say is very similar to this.

It's a pity you don't know.

Fortunately you do not know.

Wang Yifeng just got stuck on the map, before he could react, he was stunned when he saw the orange exploded on the ground.

His daughter-in-law, his goddess said again, what does this mean?

No matter how stupid Wang Yifeng is, he is not without brains. He and Xie Ze have known each other in the game and have been in love for more than two years.

The emotions in the game come and go quickly, and Xie Ze's behavior can be regarded as never leaving.

Moreover, Wang Yifeng is the commander of the faction, and there are always many men and women who blow up fireworks for him. Some brothers bought them to brush their achievements, some deliberately lost screenshots, and many girls confessed their love.Even some rich people can blow up around him, Wang Yifeng has long been used to it.

But Xie Ze had never set off fireworks for him, this was the first time.He also pestered Xie Ze to make a fuss before, but Xie Ze dismissed him because he had no money.He wanted to throw gold coins into Xie Ze's parcel, but Xie Ze didn't want it, so he gave him a face.Over time, Wang Yifeng had given up hope for this.

Now this true orange heart was thrown at his feet, making him feel elated, but at the same time, there was an inexplicable sense of panic in his heart.

[Private chat] Fengmu said quietly: Wife (⊙ω⊙`) Your account has been hacked?

[Private chat] You whisper to Fengmu: No.

[Private chat] Fengmu said quietly: Then, what's wrong with you?

Wang Yifeng asked a little cautiously.He has been calling a man's wife for two years. Although he has never had the idea of ​​running away before, but after getting along for so long, he also knows that Xie Ze has an inexplicable attachment to certain things.

[Private chat] Fengmu said quietly: Wife, you don't want A, do you? !

[Private chat] You whisper to Fengmu: ...

[Private chat] Fengmu said quietly: Wife...you...

[Private Chat] Feng Mu whispered: Don't leave, okay... I won't bother you anymore...

It was rare to see Wang Yifeng look so cautious, Xie Ze smiled, his mind turned a thousand times, and he circled around and finally came back again.

His original plan was that when Wang Yifeng had a girlfriend in real life, he would delete the game character and let him go completely.But who knew that Wang Yifeng didn't have a girlfriend yet, but just getting closer to a female friend, he was so jealous that he used this method to find a balance point.

Xie Ze, you are simply ridiculous.All Wang Yifeng's feelings for you are based on the key point of "you are a girl", but this point was wrong from the beginning.There are no high-rise buildings built on quicksand, and no feelings can be built on lies.

What Wang Yifeng said was indeed his plan.

This relationship cannot continue.

The author has something to say: (￣▽+￣*) Our idiots are going to be drowned in vinegar!Elementary school girls are amazing!It's so annoying~