Silly mother, your brick fell

Xie Ze at night...cough cough, as expected, he sang majesticly under Wang Yifeng's stalking...

Wang Yifeng pestered Xie Ze to do a shameless thing to him once, and he did a shameless thing again, and insisted on doing a shameless thing to him. The troubled Xie Ze regretted singing to him majesticly.

This shameless fellow!

It wasn't until Xie Ze couldn't bear it that he kicked Wang Yifeng under the bed and scolded him for being shameless, then Wang Yifeng finally calmed down, and then continued to shamelessly climb onto the bed and hug Xie Ze to sleep.

Wang Yifeng didn't take it seriously when the silly mother said that she was shameless.Why are you being ashamed of your own daughter-in-law?The face cannot be used for eating.If he wants face, he won't be able to catch up with the silly mother!snort! <(￣︶￣)>

Xie Ze couldn't complain about this.

The next day was originally planned to go to Liyuan. Although there were many people, it was considered a trip anyway.But this plan was shelved because of an old friend of Xie's father.

Xie Ze frowned slightly when he saw his father's old friend, called uncle lightly, turned his head and gave his father a hard look.

What an old friend, why come to stay at home for two days to catch up on the past, the old man still doesn't give up.

Father Xie's, cough, old friend's daughter saw Xie Ze, she was stunned with surprise on her face, reserved and wanted to wait for him to say something, but Xie Ze turned around and took a plate as if he didn't see her. The fruit goes upstairs.

Su Mian ran down the stairs to get fruit to eat, obediently said hello uncle, and obediently expressed friendship to the girl next to her with a stiff face, then chased Xie Ze to Wang Yifeng and asked him for Qiao Ling's phone number .

Seeing his son's annoying attitude, Xie's father's face completely darkened.It's not that I've been specially called here to have a blind date with you!Take a look at what's going on!The little girl looks so long that she doesn't catch your eyes!And even if you don't like him, you don't have to embarrass your father like this! (╯°°)╯︵┻━┻

Xie Ze said, do you always have face?You shouldn't have made such a fuss if you want to save face!Does this woman have plans for your son?Did your son have a date?

Mother Xie left her husband very disrespectfully and took the little girl outside to find the aunt to dance in the square. The little girl was stunned. ⊙▽⊙Auntie, is it really worthwhile for you to dance square dance with such a temperament and bookish atmosphere?

Wang Yifeng, who is addicted to kissing, saw Xie Ze come back and jumped up and hugged and kissed him. Su Mian, who followed Xie Ze, pretended to close the door by covering his eyes and secretly peeping through his fingers.

Xie Ze gave Wang Yifeng a white look, slapped him away, and stuffed his mouth with a piece of cantaloupe.

"Su Mian, go back."

Su Mian snorted, feeling particularly disgusted with her brother, she turned to wink at Wang Yifeng. "Sister-in-law, let me tell you, the little girl downstairs seems to like my brother very much~"

"What the hell is sister-in-law! (╯°□°)╯︵┻━┻" Wang Yifeng became irritable, and after being irritable, he felt that his focus seemed a bit wrong, "That shameless little fairy dared to rob my silly mother!"

Su Mian looked at him contemptuously.You always have the nerve to say that people are shameless?

Wang Yifeng raised his chin and stared back at Su Mian imposingly, as if I would be shameless and you can do nothing to me.

Su Mian stared at him for a while, then lost, pinching the hem of her clothes and blinking her big eyes to pretend to be pitiful. "Fengmu silly mother, can you give me Senior Qiao Ling's phone number?"

Wang Yifeng: "...you scared me to death, I thought you were going to blacken."

Xie Ze held back a smile and retrieved Qiao Ling's phone number from Wang Yifeng's phone and sent it to Su Mian, then decisively drove her out.

Su Mian didn't give up after being driven away, she went back and poked Wang Yifeng non-stop in the game.

[Private chat] Mu Mu cried stupidly and said quietly: Fengmu silly mother QAQ, what does Qiao Ling like in your family?

[Private chat] You quietly cried to Mu Mu:! !Qiao Ling doesn't belong to my family! ! !I have a silly mother in my family! ! !

[Private chat] Mu Mu cried stupidly and said quietly: ... Well, it's not your family.So what does she like?

[Private chat] You quietly cried to Mu Mu: ╮(╯▽╰)╭I don’t know~

[Private chat] Mu Mu cried stupidly and said quietly: ...(╯° °)╯︵┻━┻ Get the hell out, you stupid maple!!!

Xie Ze watched the two of them act stupid to each other, and poked a piece of cantaloupe into Wang Yifeng's mouth.

Wang Yifeng ate it obediently, his voice was indistinct. "Silly mom, your family really likes eating cantaloupe?"

"No, I bought too much." Xie Ze had no expression on his face. "When my mother was dancing in the square, she saw that it was too hard for others to buy fruit, so she bought a cart and brought it back."

Wang Yifeng: "...hehehe...Auntie is really kind."

Xie Ze nodded. "It's a truck loaded with fruit."

Wang Yifeng: "Pfft..."

The witty Wang Yifeng decided to change the subject. "Auntie can also dance square dance? You can't tell at all."

Xie Ze corrected while eating cantaloupe. "Call mother-in-law."

Wang Yifeng shook his head firmly. "How can it be! You can only call me mother-in-law!"

Xie Ze looked at Wang Yifeng, and leaned over to kiss him. "If you don't call mother-in-law, you will sleep in the toilet alone today."

Wang Yifeng: "...Okay. (T_T)" That's too bullying!

Satisfied, Xie Ze gave up the desktop computer to Wang Yifeng, and sat on the bed with the laptop to start the game.He doesn't mind at all now that it's okay to climb the game and show affection with Wang Yifeng in a fancy way.

The little girl named Fengmu Leg Pendant seems to have been converted because of the post bar.

Xie Ze admired the [Xie Yuan Leg Pendant] ID that Wang Yifeng was staring at without any guilt, and in a good mood gave him a promise of eternal love. As a result, the person with the special effect card dropped the line and swiped the world to scold them for dog abuse.

Then Wang Yifeng blew it back again, and wanted to swipe the world and say that I would abuse a dog if you have the ability to hit me...

Anyway, the members of the Haoqi League feel that their commanding style has become so horrible that they cannot be brought back... People in the guild kept asking if the two of them were really realistic, and Xie Ze gave a very cold answer.

Su Mian twisted her waist to sell gossip about the faction commander and the goddess of the faction in the main city of Yangzhou. Someone in the gang was idle and suggested a fight. It just so happened that Wang Yifeng's proud look was despised by the people in the Valley of the Wicked just now. Seek justice for the command of the noble camp].

Well, there’s nothing fair about it, they’re just idle…→_→

Wang Yifeng ran to Xie Ze's side to rub against him, pestering him to go together.Xie Ze, who never accompanied Wang Yifeng, gave him a white look, and then applied to join the team...

Wang Yifeng happily climbed up the crooked side, shouting that my daughter-in-law promised to help me increase my blood, and at the same time convened a group of enthusiastic members of the gang to prepare for a gang battle.When Xie Ze wanted to stop it, it was too late.

So Wang Yifeng pushed Xie Wuyi's vest crookedly, yes, Xie Wuyi's vest entered the gang channel.

Yesterday, he asked Wang Yifeng to go to Waiwai first, and then he went to Waiwai to recruit new ones.His computer is only for his own use, so he set up automatic login.And Wang Yifeng - that idiot didn't even think to see if it was his vest!

Wang Yifeng's voice couldn't be hooked on Xie Wuyi.It's not that it sounds bad, but—it's not the same style at all.Xie Ze's voice sounded a little cold, and it gave off a very light feeling. Wang Yifeng... oh, he always roared when he directed, what do you think?

The people in the gang quickly realized that the white vest was Fengmu. Some people wondered why he had changed the vest, and some girls screamed excitedly and asked if the vest belonged to him.

Then Wang Yifeng realized that before he had time to explain, an investigator appeared in the gang and said that this was Xie Wuyi's silly mother's vest.Because this crooked account is a yellow vest on the crooked channel of Baozipu next door, an administrator-level person will not be a passerby imitating a silly mother.

(╯°□°)╯︵┻━┻ What kind of people are these! You can go to the FBI to contribute to the world! What about a group of girls screaming a ball of yarn at my wife’s vest! Silly mom has a date! Look here! It's me! It's me!!!

Then soon, some girls questioned why the silly vest jumped into the guild channel?Why is the commanding voice coming out?

Xie Ze: "..." These girls are too tough...

Xie Ze looked at Wang Yifeng's little expression that couldn't handle it, smiled and sighed, and walked over to take the wheat. "I'm sorry he opened the wrong vest. Isn't it going to be a gang fight?"

(╯°□°)╯︵┻━┻Who cares about fighting at a time like this! Most of the male compatriots who don't know who Xie Wuyi is are shot to death on the beach by the girls.

There are a few girls who don't give up, yelling and asking him if he is alive and naked, silly mother, silly mother, I want to give birth to a monkey for you.

Wang Yifeng looked at Xie Ze sadly, and his voice was also sad. "Of course my stupid mom is alive, you are dead. My stupid mom doesn't need others to give birth to monkeys for him, but my stupid mom wants to give birth to monkeys for me—"

Why?Because he was beaten by his wife. <(￣︶￣)>

Xie Ze gave him a thump, said sorry again, returned the Waiwai, and replaced Wang Yifeng's own vest.

Wang Yifeng continued to look at him sadly, looking at him, looking at him, accusing. [Silly mother, they want to give birth to monkeys for you! ! ! ]

Xie Ze looked at him speechlessly, poked into the guild channel, just released the mouse and was about to go back and continue holding the notebook, when Wang Yifeng suddenly leaned over and smacked, the kiss was very loud, and his expression became very proud.

"Silly mother is mine, so I don't want you to have monkeys!"

Xie Ze: ...Can you not be so childish?But although he is childish...but he is very happy, what should I do?

Girls: "...Aooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! !"

Su Mian despised these two very much.You've wasted my mother's chance to make money!convex (｀⌒メ) convex

Xie Ze smiled, leaned over and kissed Wang Yifeng, his voice was a little muffled, but his words were clear. "Well, I belong to you, don't let others give birth to monkeys, you give birth to me."

Wang Yifeng, who was used to saying "I'm going to give you a monkey", didn't think there was anything wrong.

The male compatriots in the gang are very messy, and most of the female compatriots in the gang are very radical.

I didn't want to come out to my friends in the game so soon, but Wang Yifeng is so stupid... what should I do?

Fortunately, Jisan is worthy of being Jisan, and everyone's ability to accept is relatively strong. Even if they know that the faction commander is a real gay, those who should play together don't reject him, but there may be more posts of cursing each other in the future In the previous article, Commander Haoqi is gay.

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