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Get hooked!Don't run, don't run!return……"
Qiangwei is trembling with fear at the moment, on the one hand sweating for this group of poor fishes, on the other hand she is worried that the son-in-law will accidentally fall into the lake, anxiously persuading the person who can't be persuaded, but also wanting to be surprised by him. I was distracted by the shouting at first, and I only felt mentally and physically exhausted for a while, suffering unspeakably...
Your Royal Highness, I beg you to change the job for this servant? !
Shen Mingfeng didn't care how the people behind him fought against heaven and man, she was happily playing with herself.The fish were in groups, but they refused to come to play with her. After a few strokes, they all hid under the big lotus leaf, and some fluctuations in the water could be vaguely seen.
snort!What a blind fish!Do you know how many people are waiting in line to play with this young master? !
Second Master Shen pouted again, staring dissatisfiedly at the school of fish swimming farther and farther in the lake.
Qiangwei was thankful that the group of fishes escaped from birth. Seeing the son-in-law showing an unhappy expression as always, she secretly rolled her eyes and sighed in her heart: This son-in-law is really stupid, but he is as stupid as a little daughter-in-law Son, where is there a big man? !
Qi to Qi, Second Young Master Shen didn't throw the long branch into the lake badly, but just got up, looked at Qiangwei standing aside, and angered her displeasedly,
"It's you! Scared them away! What a nuisance!"
After speaking, ignoring her astonished expression, she lay down again, stretched out her arms from the railing, tried her best to reach down, and started playing with the water.
Qiangwei seemed to be frozen, her eyes widened, her lips twitched and wriggled for a long while, but she couldn't utter a word...
Shen Mingfeng was bored playing alone, and when she raised her eyes and saw a group of people passing by on the other side of the lake, she was so happy that she immediately forgot where she was, got up and stood on the railing chair, waved a tree branch and shouted: ,
"Hey! Big sisters on the opposite side! Come and play together! Come quickly!!"
Fortunately, this is the inner courtyard of the imperial palace, and the people inside stay in the palace every day, if the ordinary people outside, they would definitely regard the third son-in-law who behaves like this as the sisters who are trying hard to attract customers on the street.
The woman in palace attire headed by the passing crowd was not someone else, but the current Crown Princess. She led a girl in her teens, the daughter of her and the Crown Prince, the eldest granddaughter of the Emperor, with the title of Princess Lin'an.
The Crown Princess was leading her daughter on a tour of the Royal Garden, followed by a group of palace people, walking to the edge of the green lake, when she was suddenly attracted by a loud cry, she stopped and looked at the source of the sound, wanting to see who was so bold as to be there There was loud noise in the harem.
Everyone followed the prestige, and saw someone on the pavilion in the middle of the lake in the distance waving something towards them, yelling loudly, standing tall and not afraid of falling.
At this moment, Qiangwei was so frightened that her spine was shivering, her heart was beating faster, her legs were almost weak, and there was no one around to help her, so she had to panic and pull on the desperate son-in-law by herself, for fear that he would slip or fall. It was because the center of gravity was unstable or something, and the whole person fell into the lake.
This tossing dead son-in-law!You don't want to order me to want it!
The princess over there looked around for a while, and quickly recognized who was greeting them.
It turned out to be the famous third son-in-law!
At the Hall of Eternal Harmony that day, this man attracted their attention a lot.He was born with a fair and handsome face, and his demeanor was a little out of place, far beyond their expectations, the legendary silly boy.
Today is the day when the three princesses return to peace. What are the three sons-in-law doing at the Huxin Pavilion without accompanying the princess?What is the purpose of calling them over with such loud shouts and noises?
The princess was thinking to herself, and asked her daughter to hold her hand, and immediately withdrew her thoughts.
"Mother Concubine? Mother Concubine! Who is that man? Why are you calling us? Let's go and have a look?"
A group of palace people also withdrew their curious eyes, hoping that the crown princess would accept the emperor's granddaughter, and they also wanted to meet that bold person.
The Crown Princess had exactly this intention, and she smiled softly at her innocent daughter,
"Xuan'er, do you know who that person is? That's your third aunt's newlywed son-in-law, your new uncle!"
"Uncle?!"
The little princess has crooked eyebrows and eyes, she is already dignified and calm at such a young age,
"Then, can Xuan'er go play with my uncle?"
The princess smiled again, nodded, took her little hand and walked towards the lake pavilion.
Qiangwei, who managed to get the son-in-law down with all her strength, had no intention of dealing with this scene, she was already spread out on the chair and stool, hurry up and rest for a while.
Shen Mingfeng completely disregarded the life and death of the people around him, seeing that the group of people she greeted were really coming towards this side, he hurriedly greeted them happily.
The concubine, the imperial granddaughter, and a group of court ladies and eunuchs have already crossed the half-curved bridge and are getting closer and closer to the pavilion.
At this time, the sun was already high and the sun was shining brightly. Shen Mingfeng stepped out of the pavilion, stood under the sunlight, narrowed his eyes, and greeted the group of people with a smile.
When the crowd approached, Shen Mingfeng grinned and greeted them with a smile,
"Are you here to play with me? Come, come, come quickly!"
Rao, everyone had just heard the introduction from the Crown Princess, and they already knew who they were in front of them. Now when they saw this person for the first time, they were still shocked by his rude behavior.
This silly son-in-law is so bold!
The Crown Princess is not displeased, Ya'er's husband is such a person, she doesn't want to care about it.On the contrary, seeing the little princess was very novel, no one in the palace had yet talked to her calmly and normally like this person, so it was a little pleasantly surprised, and she felt a sense of love for this person.
"Uncle? Are you the third emperor's aunt's son-in-law?"
No matter how well-bred the little princess was, she was only about ten years old, and she couldn't hide her innocent and innocent temperament. She chased after a few steps and pulled Shen Mingfeng's sleeve, and asked sweetly.
Shen Mingfeng is also a child at heart, seeing a child is like meeting someone of the same age, and she leaned over to pull the other party's sleeve in joy, and asked stupidly,
"Who are you? Why do you say something I don't understand? My name is Shen Mingfeng, Shen Mingfeng's Shen, tomorrow's Ming, Fengye's Feng, what's your name?"
The little princess blinked her small eyes, raised her head,
"My name is Chu Lingxuan. I am the eldest daughter of the present prince and the eldest niece of the third princess. You are my uncle!"
Shen Mingfeng seemed to understand but didn't understand, and she simply attributed this complicated relationship to - relatives of the bad princess's family.
Qiangwei, who was exhausted before, also came back to her senses now, hurried out to greet her, knelt down and saluted,
"Slaves see the Crown Princess, Your Royal Highness the Princess."
The Crown Princess couldn't help laughing when she saw how hard and pitiful she was.
"Get up, is Qiangwei here alone with the three sons-in-law?"
"Back to the princess, it is true."
"Ah."
The Crown Princess didn't care, she looked at the couples who happily entered the pavilion, and led everyone up the steps to enter.
"Third son-in-law, do you still remember me? Just now you yelled so loudly to recruit me, but now you leave me aside, it's not kind!"
The Crown Princess is selected by thousands of people to be the mother of the world in the future, so how could she not have the majesty and momentum all over her body.But those words were teasing and teasing, Shen Ming Feng looked at her, looked and looked at her, but couldn't remember where he saw her before.
"Which one are you? I haven't seen you before."
Qiangwei reminded from the side: "My son-in-law, this is the Crown Princess, you should have seen her in the Great Hall of Eternal Harmony on the wedding day."
Shen Mingfeng squinted, she didn't remember who was in the palace that day, she just looked at the emperor, who cares about other people!
"Oh."
The Crown Princess sat on the stone bench in the pavilion, and let the palace maid fan her, not saying much, just watching her daughter communicate with this silly son-in-law.It was rare for Shen Mingfeng to have someone to play with and talk to with whom she shared a lot of language, so she couldn't concentrate on taking care of others.
It's just that the heart-to-heart conversation was only a few words, and the game hadn't started yet, an unexpected arrival made the very interested son-in-law suddenly languid.
Oops!
Why did I suddenly have unbearable abdominal pain!
Could it be... that one is coming!
The author has something to say: The little lunatic is coming to his aunt!The little lunatic is coming to see his aunt!The little lunatic is coming to see his aunt!
How can I... be so bad? !
Ha ha ha ha! ! ! !
☆, cheating
Shen Mingfeng froze, and slowly sat down on the railing chair, raised his eyes to look at the little princess, and then scanned the surrounding people, at a loss for what to do.
The little princess didn't know what was wrong with his uncle, so he moved up and sat on one side.
Shen Mingfeng was still in pain.
Fortunately, although Second Young Master Shen is not as intelligent as ordinary people, he has had menstruation for several years, and he is quite experienced in dealing with emergencies.Her pain was a precursor to menstruation, it was abdominal pain at first, and it would subside after a while. During menstruation, her legs were weak and her abdomen was no longer painful.
Shen Mingfeng has kept his mother's instructions in mind for many years, and when encountering such a situation, he must not put his hand on the sore spot in his abdomen, otherwise it will arouse others' suspicion.
"Qiangwei, I want to go back!"
Qiangwei didn't know, so the son-in-law who said that the wind is the rain just now became dizzy,
"Back...where?"
Shen Mingfeng was in pain and anxious, and he said angrily: "Of course I'm going back home!"
With someone else here, Qiangwei didn't dare to roll her eyes openly, she just spat in her heart: Tossing nonsense!
"My son-in-law, today is the day you accompany the princess back to peace. There will be a banquet in the evening, so I need to stay tonight and leave the palace to return to the palace tomorrow."
"I don't care, this young master will go back now!"
Shen Mingfeng had a clear purpose and didn't talk nonsense at all.The Crown Princess over there also heard this, at first she just thought of the third son-in-law talking nonsense, but when she heard him being so resolute, she felt a little suspicious in her heart, and saw that the man's complexion turned extremely bad at some point, as if It was very painful, my forehead was sweating, and my doubts deepened.
"Third son-in-law? Why do you want to go out of the palace and go back to the mansion? You don't look right. Could it be that you have an emergency?"
It is indeed a medical emergency, the Crown Princess!
At this moment Shen Mingfeng exhaled and inhaled for a long time, big beads of sweat dripped down, his face turned pale, and the severe abdominal pain was relieved slightly, bit his lip, and babbled nonsense,
"Hmph! It's not fun here, I want to go back to the... house to find my mother!"
Everyone saw that the son-in-law's expression was wrong, and they looked at each other, not knowing how to reconcile: the son-in-law is clearly in ill health, why didn't he say it?
Qiangwei already had an anxious expression on her face, why did the son-in-law suddenly look wrong?Still clamoring to go home!
The little princess also saw that something was wrong, so she hurriedly asked this funny uncle to care,
"Uncle? What's the matter with you? What's wrong with you? If you're sick, ask Aunt Huang to heal you. She's amazing!"
The little Princess' words awakened everyone, the Crown Princess and Qiangwei all thought of this incident, they were really led astray by the son-in-law's arguing to leave the palace just now.
The princess stood up and walked over a few steps,
"Yes, third son-in-law, if you are unwell, go back to Xichun Palace and ask Ya'er to show you." He tilted his head and told a little eunuch behind him: "Xizi, help me quickly." Qiangwei sent the third son-in-law back to the third princess, be careful not to make any mistakes."
The little eunuch should be respectful.
"My servant thanked the Crown Princess."
Qiangwei gave a blessing to the Crown Princess, and hurriedly turned around to help Shen Mingfeng up,
"My son-in-law, let's go back to the princess' bedroom first."
Shen Mingfeng didn't agree, now another burst of severe pain hit her, she didn't even have the strength to respond, she raised her eyelids, shook her head pitifully, and panted heavily.
Seeing this, everyone dared to procrastinate, Qiangwei didn't care whether she should or not, greeted Xiao Xizi, and lifted Shen Mingfeng up with one arm each.
"Princess Concubine, Your Royal Highness, servants and servants will leave first."
After speaking, he helped Shen Mingfeng slowly out of the pavilion.Shen Mingfeng didn't have the strength to struggle, so he let the two of them help him away.
It was very difficult for Qiangwei and the two to walk on the narrow and winding bridge with the help of the limp son-in-law. Fortunately, this place is not far from Xichun Palace, otherwise they would have to find a chariot and sedan chair.
Halfway through the walk, Shen Mingfeng felt that her abdominal pain had healed, and was worried that the blood would flow out at any time, and when it would show a flaw, people would see it, and then tell the emperor, then her own head, the heads of her whole family... click!
"Let go! Let go of the young master!"
After most of the pain, Shen Mingfeng regained some strength, began to struggle and scream, tried his best to break free, and his whole body fell still like a fool.
"Don't you guys let go of me quickly, this young master...is he going to see an official? Let go! Help!"
Qiangwei and Qiangwei were already tired, and they asked the son-in-law to block their movements by waving his arms vigorously. At this moment, they were dragging this person to walk.
I really can't drag it, so forget it, seeing that this person seems to be refreshed again, there is no need to help him!
Qiangwei panted, looking at the cheating son-in-law in front of her, she wanted to get angry but couldn't.It's a hot day, she's already sweating all over her body, it's sticky and greasy, and it's extremely uncomfortable. The son-in-law is all right now, so why don't you torment her? !
Dead son-in-law!Better be really silly!
Don't let me find out that you are deliberately messing with me, hum!
"My son-in-law, are you alright?"
Shen Mingfeng thrust her waist, raised her face to reveal a pair of nostrils, she looked very arrogant,
"When did this young master say that I was unwell? Obviously, you insisted that this young master was sick, hum! You are the only ones who are sick! This young master is going back home now!"
What?
Qiangwei saw that her face and expression had indeed returned to the rascal's, and she didn't want to be tortured again, so she sent Xiao Xizi back first, and then had a good talk with this nonsensical person.
"My son-in-law, your body is very important. Even if you are fine, you still need to take a good look at it. If something goes wrong suddenly, this servant can't afford it. We'd better ask the princess to feel your pulse."
Although Shen Mingfeng's pain was over, she was even more anxious, if she didn't go back now, when would she wait?Do you want to stay in the palace and let people discover your identity? !
"I won't go! You are with the bad princess, you...you must have thought of some tricks to bully me! My son is in good health, and you are the only ones who have to say that I am sick!"
Qiangwei was extremely angry, she gritted her teeth at this unreasonable son-in-law, and there was nothing she could do.
I was in a stalemate, when I heard a call from behind me in the distance,
"My lord! My lord! The princess sent her servants to summon you to have lunch in the palace of the concubine."
A little court lady ran over and saw Shen Mingfeng slightly blessing her body and saluting, her forehead was a little sweaty, obviously it was easy to find.
Qiangwei breathed a sigh of relief as if seeing the savior.If she continues to waste herself with the person in front of her like this, she will lose many years of her life!
Shen Mingfeng's worried heart had nothing to say, and when he rolled his eyes, he was still clamoring to leave the palace.
"I won't go! I want to go back to the mansion! Go and tell the bad princess that I want to go back!"
"This……"
Qiangwei went all out and winked at the little maid.The latter understood it, and cooperated with her very tacitly, grabbing Shen Mingfeng's arms from left to right, dragging him away desperately.
Hmph, the princess said that when dealing with the son-in-law, necessary measures must be taken...
Shen Mingfeng only felt that the time limit was approaching, so he looked up to the sky and screamed: I——no—go! ! !
Qixiang Palace is further away, and it took the two of them a long time to bring him there. When they let go, all three of them collapsed, and all three of them were liberated.
Shen Mingfeng didn't stop calling for help along the way, but how dare the palace people come forward to talk to her.Everyone spontaneously thought that this was the third princess punishing her son-in-law. What are they doing?
Feeling a strange and familiar feeling in his abdomen, Shen Mingfeng broke the boat and used his last strength to jump into the Qixiang Palace, and quickly found the figure of the third princess outside the palace gate.
"Princess! Princess! I want a bath!"
Chu Xunya talked with her mother in detail, and seeing that it was not early, she sent someone to call her son-in-law back. The food had already been delivered, and she was about to come up soon. This man brought him back, but he was clamoring for a bath what's going on?
It's broad daylight!
"My son-in-law, what are you doing? Why do you want to take a bath?"
Shen Mingfeng didn't even have the mind to argue for reasons, and used her usual characteristics-playing rascal.
"I want it, I want it! I don't care, I want to take a bath! I want it now! Tell them to prepare water!"
Concubine Qi also heard her son-in-law clamoring to take a bath in the palace, she sighed speechlessly, and came out to make a rescue.
"Ya'er, take your son-in-law back to the palace to take a shower and change clothes, and come back later to have dinner with your mother and concubine."
Chu Xunya didn't want to respond to the rude request of her son-in-law. It can be seen that she was very eager and couldn't explain the reason, so she became suspicious, and suddenly remembered something, and was shocked: Could it be that the son-in-law...
At this moment, the mother and concubine also agreed, so she pushed the boat along with the current and accepted this person.
"Yes, Ya'er knows."
After saying that, he turned around and ordered,
"Qiangwei, prepare water. Prince-in-law, come with me."
……
The author has something to say: It's really too late, everyone forgive me!
☆, rescue
Shen Mingfeng started to feel weak, his body was also unbearably sticky, and he left Qixiang Palace after Chu Xunya.
Qiangwei was also exhausted, and had to order the son-in-law to prepare water.In this hot weather, I want to wash myself well!
Not long after, Chu Xunya led Shen Mingfeng back to her bedroom, waved away a group of maids, turned around and sat down, and fixedly looked at her.
Shen Mingfeng felt worse and worse. Seeing this person sitting there looking at her, neither speaking nor moving, and showing no intention of avoiding her, he was very anxious.
"Hey! What are you doing, hurry up, my young master is going to take a bath, do you want to see it?"
Chu Xunya withdrew her gaze and poured herself a glass of water, unwilling to answer.Shen Mingfeng was anxious again, this person didn't listen to her words, and ignored her.
Mad!
There was no time to chat nonsense with her right now, Shen Mingfeng walked around the bedroom by himself, and found the bathroom inside, there was a bathtub and a tub in it.
This is the bathroom of the bad princess!
The bathroom of the three princesses is luxurious and spacious, with everything you need, hangers, gauze curtains, screens, wooden ladders, bath towels, top-quality pigling bath beans, and even sandalwood petals!Shen Mingfeng was overjoyed, and rushed out to warn Chu Xunya,
"You don't have to leave, you are not allowed to come in and take a peek!"
Chu Xunya finally reacted, glanced at her indifferently, and said calmly,
"What is the son-in-law afraid of? Since you and I are husband and wife, why would you take a peek and say, if I want to see my son-in-law taking a bath, who can stop me, and who can say no?"
Shen Mingfeng felt a warm current gushing out from his abdomen, and his underwear was a little wet, so he couldn't help trembling with anxiety, and also ignored the person in front of him, and carefully retreated to the door of the clean room, looking out with his head, for fear that the woman would suddenly come over.
The hot water was brought in quickly, some of the maids carried large buckets in twos, some carried small buckets by themselves, and quickly filled most of the large tub in the bathroom, leaving another bucket aside, and then saluted respectfully back down.
Qiangwei, as the third princess's personal maid, naturally doesn't have to do such rough work, now that she has free time, she looks strangely at the son-in-law who is standing next to the door and leaning against the wall, and then turns back to look at her own princess, getting a wink, clever He leaned over and asked this strange man,
"My son-in-law, the bath soup is ready, I invite my son-in-law to take a bath, I don't know if my son-in-law needs servants to serve me?"
When she said this, Qiangwei's face was a little shy and hot, but she had never served anyone other than a princess to bathe, let alone a man.
Chu Xunya also moved over, and stood by the door, with an obvious sense of constriction,
"Yes, son-in-law, if necessary, I can also help you."
Shen Mingfeng was out of breath and yelled loudly,
"Get out, get out! Who wants you to serve?! Could it be that you want to see my son's body? Shameless!"
Are these two villains going to leave? !Her bottom is almost bleeding like a river!
Die of me!
Seeing that she was really anxious, Chu Xunya stopped teasing her,
"Hurry up, son-in-law, I am waiting outside." After saying that, he took Qiangwei back to the outside room.
"Qiangwei, the son-in-law has sweated a lot today, I'm afraid that clothes will need to be changed, you go to the Shangyi Supervisor, and pick out a whole set of men's clothes according to the size of the son-in-law, oh, you can choose a set of casual palace clothes, too. Go and come back quickly."
Qiangwei led the order to go out, and walked quickly against the hot sun, she was very puzzled: could the princess be too used to the son-in-law?Thinking of the person who is enjoying the bath at the moment, and thinking of myself like this, I just feel that people are more angry than people.
After all, Shen Mingfeng's brain was not strong enough, and in his haste, he actually forgot the most important and crucial things. Seeing that the two men had gone far away, he closed the bathroom door, lifted the hem of his clothes behind him, bent his body and clamped his hands tightly. legs, struggled to move to the side of the tub, eagerly untied his clothes, climbed up the wooden ladder, and quickly jumped into the tub, splashing a giant splash.
well!so comfortable!
Soaking in warm water in a hot summer climate, the feeling, forget it!
Second Young Master Shen felt that he was about to smoke, and his whole body was full of vigor! .
There are a bunch of things on the table next to the bathtub, among other things, there is a glass bowl on it containing top-quality pig lings, which is used by the court, not to mention ordinary people, even high-ranking officials have no right to use it. Although Shen Mingfeng didn't know it, he knew it was a rare thing just by looking at it, so he grabbed a handful with great joy, and didn't know how to use it, so he threw it directly into the water, then grabbed a handful and rubbed it on himself...
Cool, cool, cool!
At this time, Second Young Master Shen didn't have abdominal pain anymore, he wasn't hot anymore, and he wasn't tired anymore, he happily rubbed his body and started playing with the water.
When Shen Mingfeng wanted to reach out for the petals in the basket on the table, he saw the clothes he had thrown on the ground casually just now, and immediately remembered that bathing is not the point!
Now she is very grateful that she is wearing a dark robe today, after a long delay, now she is only stained with dirty pants.However, this pair of obscene trousers can no longer be worn, where can I find a pair right now?Also, what about the menstrual belt?
How to do how to do?
Second Young Master Shen is in a state of desperation right now.
At this time, Chu Xunya in the outer room quickly went to her closet to find something, stuffed it into her sleeve and went to the inner bathroom.The door was closed, but fortunately it was not locked from the inside, and with a light touch, the door was pushed open and entered.
Going around the screen after entering the room, looking up, you can see the man with his back to the door, lying on the edge of the tub, showing his head and bare white shoulders, muttering to himself, inaudible something.
Chu Xunya's eyes flickered, her steps were very light and slow, and she approached quietly.
There were water stains on the ground beside the bucket, and a pile of clothes fell in the distance. The top ones were the man's obscene pants, and there were still sporadic spots of red!
As expected.
Chu Xunya pursed her lips, with a smile in her eyes.Shen Mingfeng was still distressed, and he didn't even notice that someone entered the room and came behind him.
How to do how to do? !If this goes on, the water will be cold!Even if the water is not cold, it must be dyed red!
It's rare for Second Young Master Shen to think so much, but even if she wanted to break her head, she still couldn't get a solution.
Chu Xunya stood by the barrel for a while, and stared at the back of her son-in-law for a while, wondering what she was thinking about.After standing for a while, seeing that the person was still oblivious to what was behind her, I couldn't help admiring her lack of vigilance and carelessness.
Taking advantage of the man's daze, Chu Xunya got closer step by step, took out the things in her sleeves, and slowly put them on the table behind her, and gently lifted the cover that was picked aside. The cloth of the flower basket was twisted up to cover it, exposing the small half of the thing's body.
Take it lightly, everything is done, and there is no sound at all.
The man was still staring in a daze at the pile of clothes on the ground over there, sighed, didn't move, and didn't turn his head.Chu Xunya stepped back lightly, and slowly retreated, paying attention to Shen Mingfeng's movements while retreating.
When she got out of the screen and retreated to the door, Chu Xunya opened the door and took a last look inside, she pursed her lips, and gently closed the door...
Hmph, this man was born in vain and tender.
Half a moment later, Qiangwei came back with two sets of men's clothes, very tired.
"Princess, this is the size of the prince's son-in-law, would you like to see it?"
Qiangwei was panting, the bangs on her forehead were a little moist with sweat, and she pressed them tightly, her face was reddened by the sun, and she was also sweating.Seeing her appearance, Chu Xunya quickly asked her to put down the tray and told her to go down to rest.
It's not easy for Qiangwei, she doesn't know if she will be buried by others even if she goes to rest alone in the blue sky.However, I was really tired.This son-in-law almost tossed his physical strength for half a day...
It's time to take a good rest, the master has already spoken, so let him go!
Chu Xunya took a look at the orange palace dress, then picked up another blue casual dress for a closer look, nodded, picked up the casual dress, got up and walked outside the bathroom door, tenderly called out,
"My son-in-law? My son-in-law, I called Qiangwei to prepare a new set of clothes for you, both inside and outside. Do I need to send them in for you right now? Or do you come out and get them yourself?"
Hearing this, the Second Young Master Shen, who was thinking about the countermeasures inside, suddenly came back to his senses, and submerged himself in the water with his neck and neck, leaving only his head, turned back to face the door, and shouted back nervously,
"Don't come in! Don't peek at me! Leave it at the door, and I will get it myself!"
Now it's all right, I have new clothes and new pants, so don't worry!
Why!No, without a menstrual belt, I still can't go out!
How to do how to do?
Now it's troublesome, without that thing, no matter how many clothes you have, you can't do anything!
Menstruation belt Menstruation belt, there is no menstruation belt, there must be a cloth strip!Strips, strips, strips!
Shen Mingfeng finally saw the piece of cloth on the table, and was overjoyed for a moment.There is cloth, and the material of this cloth is also high-grade, how about... use it first?
Just do it!
The second son of Shen seemed to have come up with some ingenious plan, and the worship of himself in his heart rose to another level. He stood up, climbed out of the tub, and then went down the ladder. Naked and barefoot, he quickly ran to the door, gently Open a crack, tense expression, afraid of someone standing outside the door.
Naturally no one.
Shen Mingfeng puffed up his cheeks, let out a breath from his nostrils, his face changed into a frightened expression, he stretched out his hand, grabbed a neatly folded set of clothes on the floor, and closed the door with a bang.
Hey!
Shen Mingfeng took the clothes, ran back again, didn't wipe himself, just put on the obscene clothes and trousers, while putting on the clothes, he frantically went to get the cloth on the table.
If you have a piece of cloth, you can support it for a while, and later ask the bad princess to send you back home, so you don't have to worry about menstruation belt?
Menstrual belt!
Shen Mingfeng froze his movements and his expression.
This is this...
How can there be such a thing here?It's still covered with this piece of cloth. Could it be that the bad princess left behind?
This menstrual belt looks like it's new, Shen Mingfeng twists it up, examines it carefully, it's soft, slippery, and fragrant!
Shen Mingfeng was already ecstatic as if he had found a treasure.Looking at the door, a pair of eyeballs rolled around, and with a snort, he started to use this month, thing, belt that he discovered by accident!
The bad princess must have been careless and left this thing behind without noticing it. She probably wouldn't have noticed that the young master had used it.
Well, this young master is really smart!
The author has something to say: Well, in fact, if you look carefully, there are many clues that can be seen.That's right, the princess knew the identity of the little lunatic from the very beginning!Knowing her big secret, that's why she has an almost obsessive thought about her stupidity, and she is pretending to be stupid!
☆, palace banquet
A flower bloomed in Shen Mingfeng's mood, put on new clothes, and came out of the bathroom happily.Chu Xunya saw that her clothes fit her well and her expression was happy, there was nothing wrong with her, so she felt relieved,
"Since the son-in-law has finished washing, let's go to Qixiang Palace with me to have lunch. It's really unfilial to ask mother and concubine to wait for you and me hungry after delaying for so long."
Shen Mingfeng didn't feel pain in his abdomen anymore, but felt empty, so he nodded his head in agreement.
The two went all the way to the Concubine's Palace, walking in a hurry just like when they came.
Concubine Qi had been waiting for a long time, and was about to send someone to remind her, when the two of them happened to have arrived.
"The son and minister visited the concubine mother and kept the concubine mother waiting for a long time."
Chu Xunya led Shen Mingfeng into the main hall and saluted.The latter also learned to speak, but only slightly bowed, and did not dare to make any other moves.
Concubine Qi nodded, looked at Shen Mingfeng,
"Lunch is ready, Feng'er has finished taking a bath, let's start eating."
Shen Mingfeng's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he nodded violently again.
When several people were seated, Chu Xunya thought of her son-in-law's spectacular eating scene as if fighting a war, and she couldn't help but feel a little worried. Seeing her staring at the dishes on the table that had been uncovered one by one, her eyes flashed one after another...
God!The son-in-law is about to start!
Shen Mingfeng lived up to expectations, moved his index finger wildly, bowing left and right, wishing he could wipe out all the food on the table in an instant.
Concubine Qi stared blankly, forgot to move her chopsticks, and didn't have the heart to move her chopsticks.Looking at his daughter with his eyes, what he saw was an embarrassing expression that was familiar but still unaccustomed.
Shen Mingfeng was only thinking that this is the meal in the palace, what is it called... imperial meal?The delicacies of mountains and seas are delicious, I can't let go of this excellent opportunity, I must have a good meal, I don't care what others think!And my mother also said that when I came here, I was weak, so I had to make up for it, eat more, and don't pay attention to the eyes of others.
Poor Mrs. Shen's instructions were misunderstood by her own silly child.What they mean is that if you eat in your own house, outsiders can't appreciate it or care about it.But are you in your own mansion now?Where are you? Who are you having dinner with? Do you know yourself?
Concubine Qi eats lightly on weekdays, and when dining with the emperor, she will also instruct the imperial dining room to pay attention to the combination of ingredients. She is a medical student, so she knows what is good for the body, which meals are more nutritious, and how to cook and eat. It is exquisite, and there are always some experiences in decades.Similarly, her daughter, Chu Xunya, has also been fascinated by it, and understands it somewhat.
Since she was having a meal with her daughter and son-in-law today, and she didn't know what his son-in-law's taste was like, she ordered the imperial chef to prepare a bigger meal.
But now that she was at the dinner table, she just learned that this Shen Mingfeng is really...pure childlike...
Concubine Qi, who has always been silent, had to cough to remind her, Chu Xunya understood, raised her hand to pull Shen Mingfeng, and explained to her helplessly,
"My son-in-law, eat slowly, chewing slowly is good for your health."
Shen Mingfeng didn't care to listen, he was still mouth full of fish rolls in tomato sauce, and went to pinch the angelica chicken feet again.
"Consort!"
Chu Xunya sighed weakly, knowing that she couldn't be persuaded, she could only imitate Mrs. Shen and scare her with words,
"No matter how rude the son-in-law is, the royal father will not like it when he sees it. Do you want the royal father to punish you for being rude and disrespectful?"
Shen Mingfeng raised his head, his eyes were wide open, a grain of rice was stuck to his chin, his bulging cheeks were still wriggling, obviously he was still chewing, and he couldn't say a word.
Concubine Qi and her daughter Qi Qi took a deep breath, looked at each other, and said nothing.
Shen Mingfeng's brain is rare and clever when dealing with such life-related issues, he slowly swallowed the food in his mouth, lowered his head, and didn't dare to pick up the food again, he only picked up the rice in small mouthfuls, staring at the vermicelli in front of him eagerly. Aggrieved to eat.
Concubine Qi couldn't bear to see it, but she couldn't say anything, she just picked up a piece of thornless fish for her, put it in her messy bowl, and said softly,
"Feng'er can eat whatever she wants, but she has to be slow, eating in a hurry is not good for her health." As he spoke, he poured another bowl of soup for her himself.
"Oh."
The second son of Shen was not happy at all, he chewed slowly, as if he was frightened by the words just now.
The mother and daughter shook their heads again, and began to eat elegantly and quietly.
After lunch, Shen Mingfeng felt a little drowsy, her menstruation was already overwhelming, her body began to gradually weaken, and she was listless.
Seeing her like this, Chu Xunya wanted to say goodbye to her concubine and take her back to her palace to rest.Shen Mingfeng wanted nothing more than she wanted, if she didn't find a place, she would just lie down anywhere.
Concubine Qi didn't stop her, she just pulled her daughter into the inner room, and gave a few simple and solemn instructions.
"Ya'er, regardless of whether the son-in-law recovers or not, his etiquette and rules must be corrected. He is now the son-in-law of the royal family, so we can't let him go on like this and make people laugh all the time. From now on, you need to supervise and educate him. "
Chu Xunya naturally understood that if Shen Mingfeng's behavior was not fake, then this task could be described as extremely difficult.But if Shen Mingfeng is no different from ordinary people, then all she needs to do is to find the flaws
Qiangwei is trembling with fear at the moment, on the one hand sweating for this group of poor fishes, on the other hand she is worried that the son-in-law will accidentally fall into the lake, anxiously persuading the person who can't be persuaded, but also wanting to be surprised by him. I was distracted by the shouting at first, and I only felt mentally and physically exhausted for a while, suffering unspeakably...
Your Royal Highness, I beg you to change the job for this servant? !
Shen Mingfeng didn't care how the people behind him fought against heaven and man, she was happily playing with herself.The fish were in groups, but they refused to come to play with her. After a few strokes, they all hid under the big lotus leaf, and some fluctuations in the water could be vaguely seen.
snort!What a blind fish!Do you know how many people are waiting in line to play with this young master? !
Second Master Shen pouted again, staring dissatisfiedly at the school of fish swimming farther and farther in the lake.
Qiangwei was thankful that the group of fishes escaped from birth. Seeing the son-in-law showing an unhappy expression as always, she secretly rolled her eyes and sighed in her heart: This son-in-law is really stupid, but he is as stupid as a little daughter-in-law Son, where is there a big man? !
Qi to Qi, Second Young Master Shen didn't throw the long branch into the lake badly, but just got up, looked at Qiangwei standing aside, and angered her displeasedly,
"It's you! Scared them away! What a nuisance!"
After speaking, ignoring her astonished expression, she lay down again, stretched out her arms from the railing, tried her best to reach down, and started playing with the water.
Qiangwei seemed to be frozen, her eyes widened, her lips twitched and wriggled for a long while, but she couldn't utter a word...
Shen Mingfeng was bored playing alone, and when she raised her eyes and saw a group of people passing by on the other side of the lake, she was so happy that she immediately forgot where she was, got up and stood on the railing chair, waved a tree branch and shouted: ,
"Hey! Big sisters on the opposite side! Come and play together! Come quickly!!"
Fortunately, this is the inner courtyard of the imperial palace, and the people inside stay in the palace every day, if the ordinary people outside, they would definitely regard the third son-in-law who behaves like this as the sisters who are trying hard to attract customers on the street.
The woman in palace attire headed by the passing crowd was not someone else, but the current Crown Princess. She led a girl in her teens, the daughter of her and the Crown Prince, the eldest granddaughter of the Emperor, with the title of Princess Lin'an.
The Crown Princess was leading her daughter on a tour of the Royal Garden, followed by a group of palace people, walking to the edge of the green lake, when she was suddenly attracted by a loud cry, she stopped and looked at the source of the sound, wanting to see who was so bold as to be there There was loud noise in the harem.
Everyone followed the prestige, and saw someone on the pavilion in the middle of the lake in the distance waving something towards them, yelling loudly, standing tall and not afraid of falling.
At this moment, Qiangwei was so frightened that her spine was shivering, her heart was beating faster, her legs were almost weak, and there was no one around to help her, so she had to panic and pull on the desperate son-in-law by herself, for fear that he would slip or fall. It was because the center of gravity was unstable or something, and the whole person fell into the lake.
This tossing dead son-in-law!You don't want to order me to want it!
The princess over there looked around for a while, and quickly recognized who was greeting them.
It turned out to be the famous third son-in-law!
At the Hall of Eternal Harmony that day, this man attracted their attention a lot.He was born with a fair and handsome face, and his demeanor was a little out of place, far beyond their expectations, the legendary silly boy.
Today is the day when the three princesses return to peace. What are the three sons-in-law doing at the Huxin Pavilion without accompanying the princess?What is the purpose of calling them over with such loud shouts and noises?
The princess was thinking to herself, and asked her daughter to hold her hand, and immediately withdrew her thoughts.
"Mother Concubine? Mother Concubine! Who is that man? Why are you calling us? Let's go and have a look?"
A group of palace people also withdrew their curious eyes, hoping that the crown princess would accept the emperor's granddaughter, and they also wanted to meet that bold person.
The Crown Princess had exactly this intention, and she smiled softly at her innocent daughter,
"Xuan'er, do you know who that person is? That's your third aunt's newlywed son-in-law, your new uncle!"
"Uncle?!"
The little princess has crooked eyebrows and eyes, she is already dignified and calm at such a young age,
"Then, can Xuan'er go play with my uncle?"
The princess smiled again, nodded, took her little hand and walked towards the lake pavilion.
Qiangwei, who managed to get the son-in-law down with all her strength, had no intention of dealing with this scene, she was already spread out on the chair and stool, hurry up and rest for a while.
Shen Mingfeng completely disregarded the life and death of the people around him, seeing that the group of people she greeted were really coming towards this side, he hurriedly greeted them happily.
The concubine, the imperial granddaughter, and a group of court ladies and eunuchs have already crossed the half-curved bridge and are getting closer and closer to the pavilion.
At this time, the sun was already high and the sun was shining brightly. Shen Mingfeng stepped out of the pavilion, stood under the sunlight, narrowed his eyes, and greeted the group of people with a smile.
When the crowd approached, Shen Mingfeng grinned and greeted them with a smile,
"Are you here to play with me? Come, come, come quickly!"
Rao, everyone had just heard the introduction from the Crown Princess, and they already knew who they were in front of them. Now when they saw this person for the first time, they were still shocked by his rude behavior.
This silly son-in-law is so bold!
The Crown Princess is not displeased, Ya'er's husband is such a person, she doesn't want to care about it.On the contrary, seeing the little princess was very novel, no one in the palace had yet talked to her calmly and normally like this person, so it was a little pleasantly surprised, and she felt a sense of love for this person.
"Uncle? Are you the third emperor's aunt's son-in-law?"
No matter how well-bred the little princess was, she was only about ten years old, and she couldn't hide her innocent and innocent temperament. She chased after a few steps and pulled Shen Mingfeng's sleeve, and asked sweetly.
Shen Mingfeng is also a child at heart, seeing a child is like meeting someone of the same age, and she leaned over to pull the other party's sleeve in joy, and asked stupidly,
"Who are you? Why do you say something I don't understand? My name is Shen Mingfeng, Shen Mingfeng's Shen, tomorrow's Ming, Fengye's Feng, what's your name?"
The little princess blinked her small eyes, raised her head,
"My name is Chu Lingxuan. I am the eldest daughter of the present prince and the eldest niece of the third princess. You are my uncle!"
Shen Mingfeng seemed to understand but didn't understand, and she simply attributed this complicated relationship to - relatives of the bad princess's family.
Qiangwei, who was exhausted before, also came back to her senses now, hurried out to greet her, knelt down and saluted,
"Slaves see the Crown Princess, Your Royal Highness the Princess."
The Crown Princess couldn't help laughing when she saw how hard and pitiful she was.
"Get up, is Qiangwei here alone with the three sons-in-law?"
"Back to the princess, it is true."
"Ah."
The Crown Princess didn't care, she looked at the couples who happily entered the pavilion, and led everyone up the steps to enter.
"Third son-in-law, do you still remember me? Just now you yelled so loudly to recruit me, but now you leave me aside, it's not kind!"
The Crown Princess is selected by thousands of people to be the mother of the world in the future, so how could she not have the majesty and momentum all over her body.But those words were teasing and teasing, Shen Ming Feng looked at her, looked and looked at her, but couldn't remember where he saw her before.
"Which one are you? I haven't seen you before."
Qiangwei reminded from the side: "My son-in-law, this is the Crown Princess, you should have seen her in the Great Hall of Eternal Harmony on the wedding day."
Shen Mingfeng squinted, she didn't remember who was in the palace that day, she just looked at the emperor, who cares about other people!
"Oh."
The Crown Princess sat on the stone bench in the pavilion, and let the palace maid fan her, not saying much, just watching her daughter communicate with this silly son-in-law.It was rare for Shen Mingfeng to have someone to play with and talk to with whom she shared a lot of language, so she couldn't concentrate on taking care of others.
It's just that the heart-to-heart conversation was only a few words, and the game hadn't started yet, an unexpected arrival made the very interested son-in-law suddenly languid.
Oops!
Why did I suddenly have unbearable abdominal pain!
Could it be... that one is coming!
The author has something to say: The little lunatic is coming to his aunt!The little lunatic is coming to see his aunt!The little lunatic is coming to see his aunt!
How can I... be so bad? !
Ha ha ha ha! ! ! !
☆, cheating
Shen Mingfeng froze, and slowly sat down on the railing chair, raised his eyes to look at the little princess, and then scanned the surrounding people, at a loss for what to do.
The little princess didn't know what was wrong with his uncle, so he moved up and sat on one side.
Shen Mingfeng was still in pain.
Fortunately, although Second Young Master Shen is not as intelligent as ordinary people, he has had menstruation for several years, and he is quite experienced in dealing with emergencies.Her pain was a precursor to menstruation, it was abdominal pain at first, and it would subside after a while. During menstruation, her legs were weak and her abdomen was no longer painful.
Shen Mingfeng has kept his mother's instructions in mind for many years, and when encountering such a situation, he must not put his hand on the sore spot in his abdomen, otherwise it will arouse others' suspicion.
"Qiangwei, I want to go back!"
Qiangwei didn't know, so the son-in-law who said that the wind is the rain just now became dizzy,
"Back...where?"
Shen Mingfeng was in pain and anxious, and he said angrily: "Of course I'm going back home!"
With someone else here, Qiangwei didn't dare to roll her eyes openly, she just spat in her heart: Tossing nonsense!
"My son-in-law, today is the day you accompany the princess back to peace. There will be a banquet in the evening, so I need to stay tonight and leave the palace to return to the palace tomorrow."
"I don't care, this young master will go back now!"
Shen Mingfeng had a clear purpose and didn't talk nonsense at all.The Crown Princess over there also heard this, at first she just thought of the third son-in-law talking nonsense, but when she heard him being so resolute, she felt a little suspicious in her heart, and saw that the man's complexion turned extremely bad at some point, as if It was very painful, my forehead was sweating, and my doubts deepened.
"Third son-in-law? Why do you want to go out of the palace and go back to the mansion? You don't look right. Could it be that you have an emergency?"
It is indeed a medical emergency, the Crown Princess!
At this moment Shen Mingfeng exhaled and inhaled for a long time, big beads of sweat dripped down, his face turned pale, and the severe abdominal pain was relieved slightly, bit his lip, and babbled nonsense,
"Hmph! It's not fun here, I want to go back to the... house to find my mother!"
Everyone saw that the son-in-law's expression was wrong, and they looked at each other, not knowing how to reconcile: the son-in-law is clearly in ill health, why didn't he say it?
Qiangwei already had an anxious expression on her face, why did the son-in-law suddenly look wrong?Still clamoring to go home!
The little princess also saw that something was wrong, so she hurriedly asked this funny uncle to care,
"Uncle? What's the matter with you? What's wrong with you? If you're sick, ask Aunt Huang to heal you. She's amazing!"
The little Princess' words awakened everyone, the Crown Princess and Qiangwei all thought of this incident, they were really led astray by the son-in-law's arguing to leave the palace just now.
The princess stood up and walked over a few steps,
"Yes, third son-in-law, if you are unwell, go back to Xichun Palace and ask Ya'er to show you." He tilted his head and told a little eunuch behind him: "Xizi, help me quickly." Qiangwei sent the third son-in-law back to the third princess, be careful not to make any mistakes."
The little eunuch should be respectful.
"My servant thanked the Crown Princess."
Qiangwei gave a blessing to the Crown Princess, and hurriedly turned around to help Shen Mingfeng up,
"My son-in-law, let's go back to the princess' bedroom first."
Shen Mingfeng didn't agree, now another burst of severe pain hit her, she didn't even have the strength to respond, she raised her eyelids, shook her head pitifully, and panted heavily.
Seeing this, everyone dared to procrastinate, Qiangwei didn't care whether she should or not, greeted Xiao Xizi, and lifted Shen Mingfeng up with one arm each.
"Princess Concubine, Your Royal Highness, servants and servants will leave first."
After speaking, he helped Shen Mingfeng slowly out of the pavilion.Shen Mingfeng didn't have the strength to struggle, so he let the two of them help him away.
It was very difficult for Qiangwei and the two to walk on the narrow and winding bridge with the help of the limp son-in-law. Fortunately, this place is not far from Xichun Palace, otherwise they would have to find a chariot and sedan chair.
Halfway through the walk, Shen Mingfeng felt that her abdominal pain had healed, and was worried that the blood would flow out at any time, and when it would show a flaw, people would see it, and then tell the emperor, then her own head, the heads of her whole family... click!
"Let go! Let go of the young master!"
After most of the pain, Shen Mingfeng regained some strength, began to struggle and scream, tried his best to break free, and his whole body fell still like a fool.
"Don't you guys let go of me quickly, this young master...is he going to see an official? Let go! Help!"
Qiangwei and Qiangwei were already tired, and they asked the son-in-law to block their movements by waving his arms vigorously. At this moment, they were dragging this person to walk.
I really can't drag it, so forget it, seeing that this person seems to be refreshed again, there is no need to help him!
Qiangwei panted, looking at the cheating son-in-law in front of her, she wanted to get angry but couldn't.It's a hot day, she's already sweating all over her body, it's sticky and greasy, and it's extremely uncomfortable. The son-in-law is all right now, so why don't you torment her? !
Dead son-in-law!Better be really silly!
Don't let me find out that you are deliberately messing with me, hum!
"My son-in-law, are you alright?"
Shen Mingfeng thrust her waist, raised her face to reveal a pair of nostrils, she looked very arrogant,
"When did this young master say that I was unwell? Obviously, you insisted that this young master was sick, hum! You are the only ones who are sick! This young master is going back home now!"
What?
Qiangwei saw that her face and expression had indeed returned to the rascal's, and she didn't want to be tortured again, so she sent Xiao Xizi back first, and then had a good talk with this nonsensical person.
"My son-in-law, your body is very important. Even if you are fine, you still need to take a good look at it. If something goes wrong suddenly, this servant can't afford it. We'd better ask the princess to feel your pulse."
Although Shen Mingfeng's pain was over, she was even more anxious, if she didn't go back now, when would she wait?Do you want to stay in the palace and let people discover your identity? !
"I won't go! You are with the bad princess, you...you must have thought of some tricks to bully me! My son is in good health, and you are the only ones who have to say that I am sick!"
Qiangwei was extremely angry, she gritted her teeth at this unreasonable son-in-law, and there was nothing she could do.
I was in a stalemate, when I heard a call from behind me in the distance,
"My lord! My lord! The princess sent her servants to summon you to have lunch in the palace of the concubine."
A little court lady ran over and saw Shen Mingfeng slightly blessing her body and saluting, her forehead was a little sweaty, obviously it was easy to find.
Qiangwei breathed a sigh of relief as if seeing the savior.If she continues to waste herself with the person in front of her like this, she will lose many years of her life!
Shen Mingfeng's worried heart had nothing to say, and when he rolled his eyes, he was still clamoring to leave the palace.
"I won't go! I want to go back to the mansion! Go and tell the bad princess that I want to go back!"
"This……"
Qiangwei went all out and winked at the little maid.The latter understood it, and cooperated with her very tacitly, grabbing Shen Mingfeng's arms from left to right, dragging him away desperately.
Hmph, the princess said that when dealing with the son-in-law, necessary measures must be taken...
Shen Mingfeng only felt that the time limit was approaching, so he looked up to the sky and screamed: I——no—go! ! !
Qixiang Palace is further away, and it took the two of them a long time to bring him there. When they let go, all three of them collapsed, and all three of them were liberated.
Shen Mingfeng didn't stop calling for help along the way, but how dare the palace people come forward to talk to her.Everyone spontaneously thought that this was the third princess punishing her son-in-law. What are they doing?
Feeling a strange and familiar feeling in his abdomen, Shen Mingfeng broke the boat and used his last strength to jump into the Qixiang Palace, and quickly found the figure of the third princess outside the palace gate.
"Princess! Princess! I want a bath!"
Chu Xunya talked with her mother in detail, and seeing that it was not early, she sent someone to call her son-in-law back. The food had already been delivered, and she was about to come up soon. This man brought him back, but he was clamoring for a bath what's going on?
It's broad daylight!
"My son-in-law, what are you doing? Why do you want to take a bath?"
Shen Mingfeng didn't even have the mind to argue for reasons, and used her usual characteristics-playing rascal.
"I want it, I want it! I don't care, I want to take a bath! I want it now! Tell them to prepare water!"
Concubine Qi also heard her son-in-law clamoring to take a bath in the palace, she sighed speechlessly, and came out to make a rescue.
"Ya'er, take your son-in-law back to the palace to take a shower and change clothes, and come back later to have dinner with your mother and concubine."
Chu Xunya didn't want to respond to the rude request of her son-in-law. It can be seen that she was very eager and couldn't explain the reason, so she became suspicious, and suddenly remembered something, and was shocked: Could it be that the son-in-law...
At this moment, the mother and concubine also agreed, so she pushed the boat along with the current and accepted this person.
"Yes, Ya'er knows."
After saying that, he turned around and ordered,
"Qiangwei, prepare water. Prince-in-law, come with me."
……
The author has something to say: It's really too late, everyone forgive me!
☆, rescue
Shen Mingfeng started to feel weak, his body was also unbearably sticky, and he left Qixiang Palace after Chu Xunya.
Qiangwei was also exhausted, and had to order the son-in-law to prepare water.In this hot weather, I want to wash myself well!
Not long after, Chu Xunya led Shen Mingfeng back to her bedroom, waved away a group of maids, turned around and sat down, and fixedly looked at her.
Shen Mingfeng felt worse and worse. Seeing this person sitting there looking at her, neither speaking nor moving, and showing no intention of avoiding her, he was very anxious.
"Hey! What are you doing, hurry up, my young master is going to take a bath, do you want to see it?"
Chu Xunya withdrew her gaze and poured herself a glass of water, unwilling to answer.Shen Mingfeng was anxious again, this person didn't listen to her words, and ignored her.
Mad!
There was no time to chat nonsense with her right now, Shen Mingfeng walked around the bedroom by himself, and found the bathroom inside, there was a bathtub and a tub in it.
This is the bathroom of the bad princess!
The bathroom of the three princesses is luxurious and spacious, with everything you need, hangers, gauze curtains, screens, wooden ladders, bath towels, top-quality pigling bath beans, and even sandalwood petals!Shen Mingfeng was overjoyed, and rushed out to warn Chu Xunya,
"You don't have to leave, you are not allowed to come in and take a peek!"
Chu Xunya finally reacted, glanced at her indifferently, and said calmly,
"What is the son-in-law afraid of? Since you and I are husband and wife, why would you take a peek and say, if I want to see my son-in-law taking a bath, who can stop me, and who can say no?"
Shen Mingfeng felt a warm current gushing out from his abdomen, and his underwear was a little wet, so he couldn't help trembling with anxiety, and also ignored the person in front of him, and carefully retreated to the door of the clean room, looking out with his head, for fear that the woman would suddenly come over.
The hot water was brought in quickly, some of the maids carried large buckets in twos, some carried small buckets by themselves, and quickly filled most of the large tub in the bathroom, leaving another bucket aside, and then saluted respectfully back down.
Qiangwei, as the third princess's personal maid, naturally doesn't have to do such rough work, now that she has free time, she looks strangely at the son-in-law who is standing next to the door and leaning against the wall, and then turns back to look at her own princess, getting a wink, clever He leaned over and asked this strange man,
"My son-in-law, the bath soup is ready, I invite my son-in-law to take a bath, I don't know if my son-in-law needs servants to serve me?"
When she said this, Qiangwei's face was a little shy and hot, but she had never served anyone other than a princess to bathe, let alone a man.
Chu Xunya also moved over, and stood by the door, with an obvious sense of constriction,
"Yes, son-in-law, if necessary, I can also help you."
Shen Mingfeng was out of breath and yelled loudly,
"Get out, get out! Who wants you to serve?! Could it be that you want to see my son's body? Shameless!"
Are these two villains going to leave? !Her bottom is almost bleeding like a river!
Die of me!
Seeing that she was really anxious, Chu Xunya stopped teasing her,
"Hurry up, son-in-law, I am waiting outside." After saying that, he took Qiangwei back to the outside room.
"Qiangwei, the son-in-law has sweated a lot today, I'm afraid that clothes will need to be changed, you go to the Shangyi Supervisor, and pick out a whole set of men's clothes according to the size of the son-in-law, oh, you can choose a set of casual palace clothes, too. Go and come back quickly."
Qiangwei led the order to go out, and walked quickly against the hot sun, she was very puzzled: could the princess be too used to the son-in-law?Thinking of the person who is enjoying the bath at the moment, and thinking of myself like this, I just feel that people are more angry than people.
After all, Shen Mingfeng's brain was not strong enough, and in his haste, he actually forgot the most important and crucial things. Seeing that the two men had gone far away, he closed the bathroom door, lifted the hem of his clothes behind him, bent his body and clamped his hands tightly. legs, struggled to move to the side of the tub, eagerly untied his clothes, climbed up the wooden ladder, and quickly jumped into the tub, splashing a giant splash.
well!so comfortable!
Soaking in warm water in a hot summer climate, the feeling, forget it!
Second Young Master Shen felt that he was about to smoke, and his whole body was full of vigor! .
There are a bunch of things on the table next to the bathtub, among other things, there is a glass bowl on it containing top-quality pig lings, which is used by the court, not to mention ordinary people, even high-ranking officials have no right to use it. Although Shen Mingfeng didn't know it, he knew it was a rare thing just by looking at it, so he grabbed a handful with great joy, and didn't know how to use it, so he threw it directly into the water, then grabbed a handful and rubbed it on himself...
Cool, cool, cool!
At this time, Second Young Master Shen didn't have abdominal pain anymore, he wasn't hot anymore, and he wasn't tired anymore, he happily rubbed his body and started playing with the water.
When Shen Mingfeng wanted to reach out for the petals in the basket on the table, he saw the clothes he had thrown on the ground casually just now, and immediately remembered that bathing is not the point!
Now she is very grateful that she is wearing a dark robe today, after a long delay, now she is only stained with dirty pants.However, this pair of obscene trousers can no longer be worn, where can I find a pair right now?Also, what about the menstrual belt?
How to do how to do?
Second Young Master Shen is in a state of desperation right now.
At this time, Chu Xunya in the outer room quickly went to her closet to find something, stuffed it into her sleeve and went to the inner bathroom.The door was closed, but fortunately it was not locked from the inside, and with a light touch, the door was pushed open and entered.
Going around the screen after entering the room, looking up, you can see the man with his back to the door, lying on the edge of the tub, showing his head and bare white shoulders, muttering to himself, inaudible something.
Chu Xunya's eyes flickered, her steps were very light and slow, and she approached quietly.
There were water stains on the ground beside the bucket, and a pile of clothes fell in the distance. The top ones were the man's obscene pants, and there were still sporadic spots of red!
As expected.
Chu Xunya pursed her lips, with a smile in her eyes.Shen Mingfeng was still distressed, and he didn't even notice that someone entered the room and came behind him.
How to do how to do? !If this goes on, the water will be cold!Even if the water is not cold, it must be dyed red!
It's rare for Second Young Master Shen to think so much, but even if she wanted to break her head, she still couldn't get a solution.
Chu Xunya stood by the barrel for a while, and stared at the back of her son-in-law for a while, wondering what she was thinking about.After standing for a while, seeing that the person was still oblivious to what was behind her, I couldn't help admiring her lack of vigilance and carelessness.
Taking advantage of the man's daze, Chu Xunya got closer step by step, took out the things in her sleeves, and slowly put them on the table behind her, and gently lifted the cover that was picked aside. The cloth of the flower basket was twisted up to cover it, exposing the small half of the thing's body.
Take it lightly, everything is done, and there is no sound at all.
The man was still staring in a daze at the pile of clothes on the ground over there, sighed, didn't move, and didn't turn his head.Chu Xunya stepped back lightly, and slowly retreated, paying attention to Shen Mingfeng's movements while retreating.
When she got out of the screen and retreated to the door, Chu Xunya opened the door and took a last look inside, she pursed her lips, and gently closed the door...
Hmph, this man was born in vain and tender.
Half a moment later, Qiangwei came back with two sets of men's clothes, very tired.
"Princess, this is the size of the prince's son-in-law, would you like to see it?"
Qiangwei was panting, the bangs on her forehead were a little moist with sweat, and she pressed them tightly, her face was reddened by the sun, and she was also sweating.Seeing her appearance, Chu Xunya quickly asked her to put down the tray and told her to go down to rest.
It's not easy for Qiangwei, she doesn't know if she will be buried by others even if she goes to rest alone in the blue sky.However, I was really tired.This son-in-law almost tossed his physical strength for half a day...
It's time to take a good rest, the master has already spoken, so let him go!
Chu Xunya took a look at the orange palace dress, then picked up another blue casual dress for a closer look, nodded, picked up the casual dress, got up and walked outside the bathroom door, tenderly called out,
"My son-in-law? My son-in-law, I called Qiangwei to prepare a new set of clothes for you, both inside and outside. Do I need to send them in for you right now? Or do you come out and get them yourself?"
Hearing this, the Second Young Master Shen, who was thinking about the countermeasures inside, suddenly came back to his senses, and submerged himself in the water with his neck and neck, leaving only his head, turned back to face the door, and shouted back nervously,
"Don't come in! Don't peek at me! Leave it at the door, and I will get it myself!"
Now it's all right, I have new clothes and new pants, so don't worry!
Why!No, without a menstrual belt, I still can't go out!
How to do how to do?
Now it's troublesome, without that thing, no matter how many clothes you have, you can't do anything!
Menstruation belt Menstruation belt, there is no menstruation belt, there must be a cloth strip!Strips, strips, strips!
Shen Mingfeng finally saw the piece of cloth on the table, and was overjoyed for a moment.There is cloth, and the material of this cloth is also high-grade, how about... use it first?
Just do it!
The second son of Shen seemed to have come up with some ingenious plan, and the worship of himself in his heart rose to another level. He stood up, climbed out of the tub, and then went down the ladder. Naked and barefoot, he quickly ran to the door, gently Open a crack, tense expression, afraid of someone standing outside the door.
Naturally no one.
Shen Mingfeng puffed up his cheeks, let out a breath from his nostrils, his face changed into a frightened expression, he stretched out his hand, grabbed a neatly folded set of clothes on the floor, and closed the door with a bang.
Hey!
Shen Mingfeng took the clothes, ran back again, didn't wipe himself, just put on the obscene clothes and trousers, while putting on the clothes, he frantically went to get the cloth on the table.
If you have a piece of cloth, you can support it for a while, and later ask the bad princess to send you back home, so you don't have to worry about menstruation belt?
Menstrual belt!
Shen Mingfeng froze his movements and his expression.
This is this...
How can there be such a thing here?It's still covered with this piece of cloth. Could it be that the bad princess left behind?
This menstrual belt looks like it's new, Shen Mingfeng twists it up, examines it carefully, it's soft, slippery, and fragrant!
Shen Mingfeng was already ecstatic as if he had found a treasure.Looking at the door, a pair of eyeballs rolled around, and with a snort, he started to use this month, thing, belt that he discovered by accident!
The bad princess must have been careless and left this thing behind without noticing it. She probably wouldn't have noticed that the young master had used it.
Well, this young master is really smart!
The author has something to say: Well, in fact, if you look carefully, there are many clues that can be seen.That's right, the princess knew the identity of the little lunatic from the very beginning!Knowing her big secret, that's why she has an almost obsessive thought about her stupidity, and she is pretending to be stupid!
☆, palace banquet
A flower bloomed in Shen Mingfeng's mood, put on new clothes, and came out of the bathroom happily.Chu Xunya saw that her clothes fit her well and her expression was happy, there was nothing wrong with her, so she felt relieved,
"Since the son-in-law has finished washing, let's go to Qixiang Palace with me to have lunch. It's really unfilial to ask mother and concubine to wait for you and me hungry after delaying for so long."
Shen Mingfeng didn't feel pain in his abdomen anymore, but felt empty, so he nodded his head in agreement.
The two went all the way to the Concubine's Palace, walking in a hurry just like when they came.
Concubine Qi had been waiting for a long time, and was about to send someone to remind her, when the two of them happened to have arrived.
"The son and minister visited the concubine mother and kept the concubine mother waiting for a long time."
Chu Xunya led Shen Mingfeng into the main hall and saluted.The latter also learned to speak, but only slightly bowed, and did not dare to make any other moves.
Concubine Qi nodded, looked at Shen Mingfeng,
"Lunch is ready, Feng'er has finished taking a bath, let's start eating."
Shen Mingfeng's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he nodded violently again.
When several people were seated, Chu Xunya thought of her son-in-law's spectacular eating scene as if fighting a war, and she couldn't help but feel a little worried. Seeing her staring at the dishes on the table that had been uncovered one by one, her eyes flashed one after another...
God!The son-in-law is about to start!
Shen Mingfeng lived up to expectations, moved his index finger wildly, bowing left and right, wishing he could wipe out all the food on the table in an instant.
Concubine Qi stared blankly, forgot to move her chopsticks, and didn't have the heart to move her chopsticks.Looking at his daughter with his eyes, what he saw was an embarrassing expression that was familiar but still unaccustomed.
Shen Mingfeng was only thinking that this is the meal in the palace, what is it called... imperial meal?The delicacies of mountains and seas are delicious, I can't let go of this excellent opportunity, I must have a good meal, I don't care what others think!And my mother also said that when I came here, I was weak, so I had to make up for it, eat more, and don't pay attention to the eyes of others.
Poor Mrs. Shen's instructions were misunderstood by her own silly child.What they mean is that if you eat in your own house, outsiders can't appreciate it or care about it.But are you in your own mansion now?Where are you? Who are you having dinner with? Do you know yourself?
Concubine Qi eats lightly on weekdays, and when dining with the emperor, she will also instruct the imperial dining room to pay attention to the combination of ingredients. She is a medical student, so she knows what is good for the body, which meals are more nutritious, and how to cook and eat. It is exquisite, and there are always some experiences in decades.Similarly, her daughter, Chu Xunya, has also been fascinated by it, and understands it somewhat.
Since she was having a meal with her daughter and son-in-law today, and she didn't know what his son-in-law's taste was like, she ordered the imperial chef to prepare a bigger meal.
But now that she was at the dinner table, she just learned that this Shen Mingfeng is really...pure childlike...
Concubine Qi, who has always been silent, had to cough to remind her, Chu Xunya understood, raised her hand to pull Shen Mingfeng, and explained to her helplessly,
"My son-in-law, eat slowly, chewing slowly is good for your health."
Shen Mingfeng didn't care to listen, he was still mouth full of fish rolls in tomato sauce, and went to pinch the angelica chicken feet again.
"Consort!"
Chu Xunya sighed weakly, knowing that she couldn't be persuaded, she could only imitate Mrs. Shen and scare her with words,
"No matter how rude the son-in-law is, the royal father will not like it when he sees it. Do you want the royal father to punish you for being rude and disrespectful?"
Shen Mingfeng raised his head, his eyes were wide open, a grain of rice was stuck to his chin, his bulging cheeks were still wriggling, obviously he was still chewing, and he couldn't say a word.
Concubine Qi and her daughter Qi Qi took a deep breath, looked at each other, and said nothing.
Shen Mingfeng's brain is rare and clever when dealing with such life-related issues, he slowly swallowed the food in his mouth, lowered his head, and didn't dare to pick up the food again, he only picked up the rice in small mouthfuls, staring at the vermicelli in front of him eagerly. Aggrieved to eat.
Concubine Qi couldn't bear to see it, but she couldn't say anything, she just picked up a piece of thornless fish for her, put it in her messy bowl, and said softly,
"Feng'er can eat whatever she wants, but she has to be slow, eating in a hurry is not good for her health." As he spoke, he poured another bowl of soup for her himself.
"Oh."
The second son of Shen was not happy at all, he chewed slowly, as if he was frightened by the words just now.
The mother and daughter shook their heads again, and began to eat elegantly and quietly.
After lunch, Shen Mingfeng felt a little drowsy, her menstruation was already overwhelming, her body began to gradually weaken, and she was listless.
Seeing her like this, Chu Xunya wanted to say goodbye to her concubine and take her back to her palace to rest.Shen Mingfeng wanted nothing more than she wanted, if she didn't find a place, she would just lie down anywhere.
Concubine Qi didn't stop her, she just pulled her daughter into the inner room, and gave a few simple and solemn instructions.
"Ya'er, regardless of whether the son-in-law recovers or not, his etiquette and rules must be corrected. He is now the son-in-law of the royal family, so we can't let him go on like this and make people laugh all the time. From now on, you need to supervise and educate him. "
Chu Xunya naturally understood that if Shen Mingfeng's behavior was not fake, then this task could be described as extremely difficult.But if Shen Mingfeng is no different from ordinary people, then all she needs to do is to find the flaws
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