[Comprehensive] The first national division

The younger brother got a pig, but I got a bean.

Will there be a big difference between the two from volume to weight to value to species?

No, maybe this is the legendary bean that can "scatter beans into soldiers".At the beginning, no one would have imagined that the pig Master gave Dali would be so good, right?

So this bean must also be a magic bean.

If the master makes a move, it must be a fine product.

The real master's brainless fan, the national teacher, Li Shenggou, expressed his guess with great interest, what kind of beans will become soldiers, what kind of beans will grow a huge ivy to ascend to the heavenly palace, etc., it is very unreliable Spectrum.

After listening patiently, Li Goudan burst out laughing, "Teacher, you think too much, this bean really needs to be planted by yourself, but it won't grow anything else, you will reap beans if you sow it." .Besides, this is the only one you have in your hand right now, so don't just eat it. Otherwise, you will really finish it. Don't tell him about it for the time being."

Otherwise, if the little apprentice who was recently possessed by money found out, wouldn't he be sold all over the world?If this fairy bean is in the hands of a real person, it will be really troublesome.

"Master, don't worry, I will definitely plant it before we talk about it." It's just such a broken bean, how could the younger brother come to snatch it?In a hurry, I threw it in my mouth to see what he can do?

Li Shenggou stretched out two fingers, intending to pinch the beans from Li Goudan's palm, and when pinching the beans, he schemingly stroked the master's palm twice.

Li Goudan looked at him solemnly, as if he didn't notice Li Shenggou's small movements at all.

Li Sheng drew the hook twice more.

Li Goudan still didn't respond, "Teacher, no matter how long you row in the master's hand, you won't have a second bean."

... Those crash books like "Teaching You to Pick and Tease Beautiful Men and Women" are really deceiving.He also said that the author is Xiao Mimi, who is so addictive that people don't pay for his life. The god and goddess who can catch up with you after reading it must be an advertisement for unscrupulous booksellers to increase sales.

fraud!

Find a reason to raise the tax on this book when you go back!

Li Shenggou was depressed for a long time, so he picked up the beans silently, looked at it with disgust, "Master, how long will it take to harvest?"

"About once every two or three months, about five pills at a time." Li Goudan withdrew his hand, clenched his fist slightly and said.

"So little? Then when will I save enough for a plate of fried green beans to eat?" Li Shenggou threw the beans up, pulled up with his hand, and said casually.

"If you eat a plate, you won't have to eat for a few years." Li Goudan showed a slightly sinister smile, "You can call it fairy beans, and you won't be hungry for ten days after eating one. The most important thing is, Even if the meridian is cut off, eating one can restore it to its original state. As long as it is not born, old, sick, and dying, other diseases can be cured by other immortal beans. It doesn’t matter whether it is a grand master or a grand master.”

In other words, it ignores the strength of the master itself?

Li Shenggou immediately thought of the great value behind this bean!

My God, if this is taken out, how many masters can break their heads for it?Be sure to keep it well!

Li Shenggou quickly caught the bean and held it tightly in his hand, "Master, you should have told me about the effect of such an important bean earlier." If he lost it just now, wouldn't he feel distressed for a few years?

"It's rare for a teacher to see you once, so it's okay to joke around." Li Goudan said slightly embarrassed.

Boo!

Li Shenggoumeng's heart hurts, and he thinks that Master's smile is really beautiful =v=.

ps: The difference in aesthetics is also an important reason for the differences between brothers and sisters.

"Master is leaving?" Li Shenggou couldn't help asking.

"Well, there is a three-day feast today." Li Goudan blinked and said, "It's a restaurant owner's son getting married, and the food is quite delicious."

"Master, do you want to eat all the flowing water banquets in the world?" A thought suddenly came to Li Shenggou's mind, and he quickly suppressed it and asked.

"This is also a good goal, think about it as a teacher." Li Goudan patted Li Shenggou's shoulder, "You don't have to push yourself too hard, apprentice, you have already fulfilled the requirements of being a teacher."

"I will do better." Li Shenggou said with a smile.

Li Goudan turned around with a smile.

"I once galloped along the long street in brocade robes, read the Four Books and Five Classics in court, just for the good spring in Liuchunyuan, drunk and lying on the flowers without knowing the dawn, Wu Nong's soft words are as sweet as honey, and the six suspension bridges of the West Lake are ecstatic... Slim and graceful Ladies, gentlemen are fond of money, stealing incense and jade, stealing magpie bridges..."

Li Shenggou looked at the fairy bean in his palm, and then looked at the direction in which Master left.

Unexpectedly, after so many years, Master still only sang one song "Lotus Falls".

"Who knows, before the hidden bridge crosses the broken bridge, the golden mountain is empty, the silver mountain is down, the money is used up, the bustard is angry, the mother and sister are turned against each other, the flowers are gone, the horse is cheated, and the book boy is killed. I sold it, my wife and children left in anger, my parents hanged themselves, I had no choice but to use a bamboo stick and a scoop to sing the lotus flower fall..."

Li Shenggou sang a few words to himself, and put the revised contract into his sleeve with a smile.

Li Dali floated into Li Shenggou's bedroom at noon.

"Brother, are you waiting for me to eat?" Li Dali deliberately picked such a time to come over, wanting to grab the dishes of the National Teacher's Mansion.

With a glance, his face immediately turned green.

Boiled fish, fish with pickled cabbage, fish in iron pot, dried fish...

Is this to feed him like a cat?

"Hey, junior brother, you didn't even want to ask you to catch a fish before. Your senior brother, I have to rely on myself. Now I live a life where I can eat whatever fish I want. These are just made, junior brother. You can eat all you want." Li Shenggou said with a smile.

Li Dali sat down with a green face, and began to eat fish with chopsticks.

He has been stuck with a fishbone before and has shadows on fish.

But thinking that his contract is still in the hands of his senior brother, it's good to eat slowly.

Things in this world are so strange, the more careful you are not to get caught by the fishbone, the easier it is to get caught by the fishbone.

"Junior brother, don't be so anxious, I still have a lot here." Li Shenggou took out a jar from the ground and threw it to Li Dali, "Drink it."

When Li Dali opened the box, he smelled a sour smell.

"If you get stuck, you should drink more vinegar." Li Shenggou said with a concerned expression.

This is the old mature vinegar that he specially asked someone to find. It is said that it is very sour, and it usually needs to be mixed with some water to drink.

However, the junior brother and him are generally immune to poison since childhood, and he is also a master master, so there will definitely be no problem with jealousy.

Li Sheng had a kind face with a hooked smile, he was really a kind and good senior brother.

Li Dali put the vinegar jar aside in disgust, stretched out his hand and tapped his neck a few times, and easily spat out a thorn.

He spat out the fishbone and shot it into the marble pillar.

Li Shenggou's smiling face froze immediately.

Li Dali said slowly, "Brother, you are too anxious. Don't you know that martial arts are omnipotent?"

"Senior brother has been taught." Li Shenggou almost said these five words from his teeth.

Martial arts or something, it's too deceitful!

Why can something like a fishbone get stuck with martial arts?

When will you be able to let a man who learns martial arts have a child!

In Li Shenggou's heart, there is a deserted Gobi, and countless mud horses run over it every day.

The two senior brothers finished the whole fish feast with no interest. This fish was at least for six people, but it was eaten by two senior brothers who didn't have big appetites.Li Shenggou also secretly took several pills to help digestion, so as not to make his stomach unsightly bloated!

"Brother, I'm done eating." Li Dali looked at the bare plate and forced a smile.

"Well, I've finished eating too." Li Shenggou really felt like vomiting this time, at least Li Shenggou didn't want to eat fish any more in the near future.

Cats are really the most powerful creatures in the world. They can eat fish for a lifetime without getting tired of it.

"Junior Brother, this is the contract I drew up. Master changed it. You can sign it without worry." Li Shenggou said with a hypocritical smile, and took out the two copied contracts from his sleeve.

"Of course I believe in Master." Li Dali signed without looking at it, and then put a contract into his sleeve.

He wasn't afraid that his brother would lie to him at all, if he found something wrong, then he would just beat him up.He is almost familiar with the National Teacher's Mansion.

"Then I'll wait for my senior brother." Li Dali finished signing, cupped his hands and said with a smile.

"Don't worry, Junior Brother, I will definitely handle it for you." Li Shenggou put away the contract and nodded.

"By the way, Senior Brother, give me a bag of pine nuts from that pine tree in your National Teacher's Mansion." Li Dali continued to demand.

"Go to the warehouse and get it yourself!"

"I don't have enough travel expenses."

"I, myself, go, warehouse, warehouse, take."

"I don't have the key."

"Don't you have martial arts, you can solve it yourself." Li Shenggou turned his head and looked at Li Dali with a distorted expression.

He was fed up, he spoke a little harder just now, and now his stomach hurts.

At this time, the younger brother is still moaning, it is not cute at all.

"Okay. Brother, don't blame me for the broken lock."

Li Dali got the promise, so he turned around and went to the warehouse of the National Teacher's Mansion, and finally left with a full load.

Li Shenggou rubbed his belly in the same place, and ran to squat for a while on the toilet. His specially designed flush toilet has incense, flowers and the latest Wulin gossip sample booklet!

After a long time, Li Shenggou picked up the demeanor of the national teacher again, and ordered a guard: "Come here, send someone to call the shopkeeper Jin Buhuan." It has been left unused.

"Yes."

"Wait, call the commander over. I'm in a good mood today, and I plan to add another benefit to you."

"Okay, thank you, Master Guoshi!"

on the street.

"Hey, it seems that the National Teacher's Mansion has added another benefit this year!"

"Yeah, I saw it too. Those unmarried young heroes and heroines in Chang'an are going crazy with excitement."

"Ah, it's a pity that I have a wife now."

"Are you not afraid of being discovered by your tigress when you say this?"

"She must regret it more than I do. What am I afraid of?"

On the announcement of the recruitment of guards in the National Teacher's Mansion, new benefits were added overnight.

For those who have passed the recruitment examination of the National Teacher's Office, the National Teacher's Association will personally be a witness to bless the couple when they get married, and the National Teacher's Office will bear half of the cost of the running water seats.