I already have your child in my stomach [entertainment circle]

Since the beginning of the world, Fu Yao has seen how many species, color-changing, deformed, and mutated, there are countless, but he just thinks that Ruan Xiaoxi is incredible, and he can never think of any strange skills he possesses.

He wanted to meet the God of Creation even more, and wanted to ask Ruan Xiaoxi's identity, and if it was also his work, how did he create such a miraculous species.

Fu Yao picked him up and stroked him a couple of times, the feel still remained the same, then he buried his head in his fur and took a breath.

It's not orange-flavored, it even has a milky aroma.

Ruan Xiaoxi struggled in shock: "...you, you, you pervert!"

Fu Yao pushed him back: "How did you do it?"

Ruan Xiaoxi thumped and stopped, and thought for a while: "It seems that I can't hide it. In fact, the rabbit is just an illusion, and my real body is an orange. The internal competition among our orange spirits is very cruel, and we can only get inspiration by eating the same kind." If you don't eat, you will wither and die." He sobbed, "In order to survive, I can only keep eating, I am sorry for my companion who was eaten..."

Fu Yao was shocked again: "You are Tangerine?!" He looked left and right, opened all kinds of eyes, but he couldn't see anything other than the rabbit, "What kind of blindfold did you use?"

Could it be that Ruan Nan did the cover for him?Why did he do this?Are there hidden secrets behind the oranges?And he planted oranges to cultivate Ruan Xiaoxi and turn him into a killer?

He thought of Gu, the method of this thing is to put all kinds of poisons together, let them devour each other, and finally only one winner is left, which is the most poisonous thing.

Fu Yao's eyes changed, he never expected Ruan Xiaoxi to have such an identity under his harmless appearance...

Ruan Xiaoxi was also shocked: "You, don't you really believe it?!"

Fu Yao, whose thoughts were interrupted, was very unhappy: "Otherwise?"

"I made it up just now." Ruan Xiaoxi was silent for a moment, he couldn't believe his ears, "Why did you believe it? Anyway, anyway..." Anyway, after living for so many years, how could you believe such a ghost so easily?

Fu Yao: "..."

When a pot of cold water was poured down, the big conspiracy that had just been built collapsed in an instant, and he deeply felt the deception again.

It's not that he's easy to deceive, it's that Ruan Xiaoxi is so amazing, no matter what the identity of the other party is, he is not surprised.

However, this rabbit is very good at making up, the real and the fake are mixed together, and it is impossible to tell the difference.

A pair of scissors appeared in Fu Yao's hand, and he gestured lovingly on his head: "Your bangs are too long, you need to fix them."

Ruan Xiaoxi was stunned for a moment, then struggled violently, and shouted in horror: "What are you doing! Don't touch my hair! Help! Second brother! Second brother!!! Ah——"

The secretary hesitated outside the door, why were there miserable screams from inside, what bad things were they doing?Do you want to go to the rescue?

In the end, he sighed, shook his head and chose to leave. He was not qualified to meddle in the affairs of the two of them.

Half an hour later, Ruan Xiaoxi was sitting in front of the full-length mirror, looking at her modified hairstyle with no expression on her face, a pair of long ears drooping dejectedly, the color of her hair was dull, and her heart was ashamed.

His bangs, his cute little fur, although a little long and covering his eyes a little bit, are so soft and stylish, handsome with a little innocence, well-behaved with a bit of playfulness, and now they are all ruined up.

Fu Yao cut him a heart-shaped bangs, and stuck them on his forehead docilely, just like the ones in some costume dramas.

His hair doesn't grow fast in the first place, and he doesn't know when it will recover.

He may never want to see his true form in this life.

Fu Yao sat next to him, and his expression could be called cheerful in comparison: "Is my workmanship okay? It's my first cut, but I didn't expect the result to be good."

He put all the cut rabbit fur in a small kit and put it away.

"Tony, how many times have I told you that what I want is a five-pointed star." Ruan Xiaoxi said indifferently, "What did you cut for me? It's too unchallenging, worthy of your country's number one washing, cutting and blowing name?"

"Huh? Tony? What did you say?" Fu Yao only understood that he was dissatisfied, and touched his forehead very generously, "Then I'll fix it."

"No need, it's super beautiful!" Ruan Xiaoxi jumped up in shock, perfectly explaining what "jumping three feet high" means, and begged bitterly after staying away from Fu Yao, "Boss Fu, ancestor Fu, I was wrong, I promise Be more obedient than anyone else in the future, if I lie to you again, I will grow up like a rascal rabbit!"

Although I don't know what the rogue rabbit looks like, but it sounds like a poisonous oath, Fu Yao nodded: "You can do whatever you want, just let me know in advance before you make up a story next time."

Ruan Xiaoxi thought for a moment, then told him seriously: "Then there is no need to announce in advance."

"why?"

"Because what I say is basically made up."

***

Since Ruan Xiaoxi was a child, it was the first time that he was serious with him, and it was also the first time he was embarrassed, and he couldn't take revenge, after all, he couldn't beat him.

He thought about it carefully and found that there was nothing he could do.

There are people beyond people, and there are mountains beyond mountains. In the past, there was a bully in the village at home, and the "Weak and Little Monster Protection Law" protected me at school. I have never encountered a powerful big monster, and now I have learned a social lesson.

The pain in his heart is unspeakable, and he can't show it on his face. It just so happens that his role today is to interact with the heroine, but the hero intervenes/comes over halfway to take her away, and finally looks at their backs with sad eyes, It matched his sad mood very well, and he played the scene to the fullest. Even the director couldn't stop praising him: "Xiaoxi played perfectly today."

Finally, he got a sincere compliment, which finally made him a little happier.

During the break, other people saw that he was in a low mood, so they ran to him and told him something that made him happy: "Did you know that Yang Le crossed the road and fell on the railing yesterday! He hung on it on the spot and was sent to the hospital Yes, I heard that the lower body was injured, it’s no good, it’s hard to recover, tsk tsk..."

Ruan Xiaoxi was stunned for a long time before he realized what they meant when they said no, he was stunned.

Could it really have something to do with his oath?His conscience will not be disturbed at all!

Unexpectedly, the curse that is often used as a joke has become true, which has never been encountered before.

It seems that since he met Fu Yao, something has changed quietly, including the demon who suddenly appeared and was very interested in him.

Thinking hard.

The more Ruan Xiaoxi thought about it, the more dignified he became.

He is really dangerous!

***

Ruan Xiaoxi thought that he should talk to his ancestor, because he didn't listen to the explanation last time.

As soon as he got home, Fu Yao came back early, and the dinner was already set. Fu Yao sat at the dining table and greeted him gently: "Chui Chui, hurry up and wash your hands and eat."

For the sake of his poor Mao, Ruan Xiaoxi gave up arguing with him and just let it go, the words are different anyway.

Today's dinner includes boiled baby vegetables, boiled lettuce, scrambled eggs with bitter gourd, shredded potatoes with green peppers, fresh and eye-catching, very plain, there is nothing he can swallow.

Ruan Xiaoxi was stunned again, clutching his chest and dared not say anything: "You are so cruel, you even treat me harshly! I swear to reform myself! How long do you want to torture me! Is it only me who is dead? You are satisfied!"

Fu Yao calmly said: "Fei Liuliang told me today that you have gained weight recently, so you should restrain your diet. You are an artist, how can you not pay attention to your body shape?"

"It's impossible!" Ruan Xiaoxi said angrily, "I haven't lost weight since I went to college! It doesn't matter what you eat, he just wants to hurt me!"

Fu Yao comforted him: "I have already promised him, just endure it for two days, and I have prepared compensation for you."

compensate?

How could he be so kind.

Ruan Xiaoxi was dubious: "Diamond-encrusted scissors?"

Fu Yao said, "It's for food."

Ruan Xiaoxi was relieved, it couldn't be a laxative.

While grinding the vegetable leaves slowly, he told Fu Yao what he saw today: "Today I heard that Yang Le hit the railing, and the bottom was damaged. Maybe I really didn't want to lift it. I wanted to go see him. But everyone said such a shameful thing, he wished no one would know, forget it.” The more he said, the more excited he became, “Didn’t I sign a document with him before, I didn’t expect it to happen, what should I do? Is it my problem? Is it true that what I say will come true? Then I can’t talk nonsense in the future, what should I do if I really become an orange..."

Fu Yao's hand holding the teacup froze, and then he drank tea calmly: "It's none of your business, he's done it on his own."

It's so serious. He didn't expect it to be so serious. It shouldn't matter. It's all because he didn't obey the traffic rules. This is also a punishment. Maybe he avoided many traffic accidents...

Ruan Xiaoxi sighed, and became depressed again: "What should I do? I found that I am really dangerous, not only dangerous to myself, but also dangerous to others."

Fu Yao: "You finally discovered this fact." Whoever meets is unlucky.

Ruan Xiaoxi opened his eyes wide: "Really?" He was a little eager to try, "Then what is my identity? I can't figure it out."

He couldn't figure it out either, so he was looking for clues.

And the clues...

Fu Yao's expression changed: "I don't know."

"You don't know? You don't know and you force me to live with you! You are so domineering, cruel and vexatious..."

"Maybe someone knows." Fu Yao interrupted his scene, "You can, ask your second brother."

***

Ruan Xiaoxi didn't know why he asked the second brother, he was already completely attracted by desserts.

Five big bamboo baskets of mulberries were Fu Yao's compensation for him, and it was enough for a meal.

Mr. Fu seems to have misunderstood his appetite.

Ruan Xiaoxi decided to explain to him that he can eat oranges, but he is not so enthusiastic about other fruits.

"Eat as much as you can, as much as you can," Fu Yao said.

Looking at his expectant eyes, Ruan Xiaoxi was trembling and dared not refuse.

One third down, he really couldn't do it anymore, sat on the ground and wanted to cry without tears: "I don't want to eat, Mr. Fu, I was wrong..." Although I don't know what I did wrong, but to be a monster, you just want to eat it. Learn to bend and stretch.

With purple juice all over his hands, Ruan Xiaoxi had a flash of inspiration.

Sure enough, Fu Yao was dissatisfied with the remaining mulberries, but he still nodded: "Okay." Then he changed him back to his original shape.

"It hasn't changed color." His hair has returned to snow-white after a day. Fu Yao picked him up and touched him here and there, checking his paws. He was extremely disappointed, and there was no trace of change at all.

Ruan Xiaoxi: "... I don't change my color just by eating anything!"

Fu Yao asked, "Where are the oranges?"

This, he can't explain well...

Fu Yao said: "Maybe you eat too little, let's eat for a few more days."

are you crazy!He actually missed his hair!

There is really a generation gap with the elderly, the elderly in ancient times, and it is completely impossible to understand what is going on in their minds.

The next day I still ate mulberries.

Day three too.

Day [-]...

After eating for a week, there was no effect, Fu Yao finally gave up and started to think about other things: "Is there that kind of colorful food?"

The experimental subject chewed his own small vegetable leaves with tears in his eyes, and did not dare to make a sound, for fear of accidentally bringing disaster to himself.

So Fu Yao searched the Internet and found a lot of rainbow cakes.

The rainbow cake was still delicious. Ruan Xiaoxi happily recommended his favorite shop to him. The cream was neither sweet nor greasy, and it was very refreshing. He could eat a whole ten-inch cake in one sitting.

However, eating it for a month is not so good. Ruan Xiaoxi touched his stomach, both sweet and painful, thinking that fortunately his weight is basically fixed.

After eating the rainbow cake for a month, Ruan Xiaoxi did not change color.

Fu Yao finally gave up, but he was not discouraged, and patiently discovered other magical functions of the rabbit.

The author has something to say:

Happy belated New Years...

I am mentally handicapped, I actually forgot to bring the computer charging cable home, the words are not coded, and the appearance is not grabbed, it is a very wronged start to the new year... I want Riwan to make up for my mistakes.