I already have your child in my stomach [entertainment circle]

Ruan Xiaobei's love situation has always been the number one issue in the family. She is determined to find a perfect boyfriend with a height difference of [-] centimeters taller than herself. This hope is even more elusive after she successfully realized her dream of an e-sports player.

Ruan Xiaoxi burst into tears watching her younger sister who had grown to 1.8 meters eight.

Twelve centimeters, that is two meters high!You can't find a few like this in their entertainment industry!

Height has always been a pain for him. The standard male god baseline in their circle is 1.8 meters, and he is two centimeters short. He wears shoes that are at least two centimeters taller all the time. Fortunately, his body proportions are good, his hands are long and his legs are long, so he can’t tell A gap of two centimeters.

So he said, "Why don't you go to the basketball team next door to look for it?"

Ruan Xiaobei was puzzled: "How can there be a basketball team next door? I don't like playing basketball either."

"E-sports is also sports! There will always be intersections in the sports world!"

Ruan Xiaobei: "..."

After a long time, even Xiaocao looked at his aunt and sighed. Basically, the first sentence when they met was: "Auntie, do you have a date who is two meters away?"

Xiaocao was closest to her aunt at home before going to elementary school, and played behind her all day long, like a little tail. Although Ruan Xiaoxi tastes good, he is also pleased that his son's orientation has not been affected by the whole family, and he likes to be with girls play together.

Two weeks after Xiaocao entered the first grade of elementary school, when she went home and saw Ruan Xiaobei came to play, she didn't ask her if she had a date as usual, but watched her sigh and shake her head, hesitating to speak.

Ruan Xiaobei teased him: "What happened to Cao'er?"

Xiaocao shook her head and said in a commonplace way: "Auntie, when will I have a little uncle?"

Ruan Xiaobei asked: "Did someone bully you at school? What kind of uncle do you want? My aunt has never lost a fight."

Xiaocao sighed, and said earnestly, "Auntie, hurry up and find someone else. I won't be able to mess around with you anymore, because I have a girlfriend and you are alone again. What should I do?"

Ruan Xiaoxi and Fu Yao: "Pfft."

Ruan Xiaobei: "??? What's wrong with me alone? I'm very happy alone. It's not the old society now, so I have to find someone."

"I know Auntie, so where is your partner?"

"How can Cao'er have such a backward thinking! Contemporary women don't need to rely on marriage to realize their value, okay! Live out yourself! Be independent and confident! That's the truth!"

"I know Auntie, so where is your partner?"

"I don't have a partner, and I'm also very happy! I don't have a partner in e-sports! I don't have feelings! My partner affects my playing games!"

"I know Auntie, so where is your partner?"

Ruan Xiaobei: "..."

She cried with Ruan Xiaoxi for a while: "Is there really no man in this world who is two meters tall, has appearance and connotation, treats others as ruthlessly as the autumn wind sweeps fallen leaves, but only loves me?"

Ruan Xiaoxi comforted her: "There will be, you must find something you like, don't worry, are you really not considering the basketball team?" Seeing Ruan Xiaobei's expression changed, he hurriedly came up with another idea, "I'll tell you Before my brother-in-law fell in love, he watched a meteor shower on Nanhe Mountain, and the wish was very accurate. I think there will be another meteor shower tonight. Why don't you go and make a wish, maybe you will meet a two-meter male god by chance the next day. "

What he said made sense, Ruan Xiaobei decided to try it.

The meteor shower will fall at 12 o'clock in the middle of the night. Ruan Xiaobei went to the top of Nanhe Mountain to wait early. There are several astronomy enthusiasts on the mountain, but she is the only one on the top of the mountain.

At twelve o'clock, she saw a beautiful meteor shower across the sky. She stared blankly for a moment, staring at the brightest and most dazzling wishing.

Then she found that the meteor seemed to be flying towards her!

The meteor is getting closer and closer, and finally her pupils are full of that dazzling light——

"boom!"

After an earth-shattering loud noise, a flying object suspected of being a spaceship crashed into the top of the mountain. Ruan Xiaobei was stunned, but not afraid. He hurriedly ran over excitedly to see what happened. The man looked up at her, then drooped his head and passed out.

She dragged out the alien who was suspected of being in a traffic accident, and fell into deep thought.

This length, by visual inspection... is two meters!

Without saying a word, Ruan Xiaobei cast a trick on the spaceship, carried the man on his shoulder, and ran home quickly.

"Brother! Brother! What you said is true! The meteor shower gave me a partner!"

***

My name is Xiaocao, and I am an ordinary mimosa demon.

My father is a president and my mother is a star, so I am a rich second generation.

Because I have nothing but what my parents brought me, so I am a rich second generation who does nothing and does nothing.

In the eyes of outsiders, I'm just a lazy dude, but no one knows that I have great ambitions in my heart.

As for the ambition, I didn't think about it, anyway, I just want to do big things.

I have been shrouded in the halo of my parents since I was a child, so that outsiders cannot see my existence.

My family is very rich, which made it inevitable for me to spend money like water, and my classmates are also rich, so we spent money like water together, sweeping the shops next to the school on the way after school.

Two weeks after the first grade started, I bought two stores and gave them to my deskmate, thanking her for always reminding me to answer questions in class.

Looking at my deskmate's shy little face like a red apple and bright eyes, I curled up the corners of my lips recklessly.

Is she in love with me? What if she confesses to me? Am I going to have a girlfriend? Is puppy love allowed at home?I heard that my parents were married in the womb, so they shouldn't care about it, right?If I fall in love, what will my aunt do?She is the only one in our family who is single, isn't it too disrespectful?

My heart was tormenting until she really confessed to me.

It's embarrassing to fall in love for the first time.

We have lived a happy life since then, and we don’t need to pick her up after school. I have to go shopping for a while before I send her home.

The tablemate glanced at the balloon in the hand of the roadside vendor!

bag it!

The tablemate glanced at the gold shop opposite.

bag it!

This is probably the feeling of a domineering president. My parents are also like this when they are in love.

The deskmate broke up with me in fright, and asked the teacher to change the seat.

I was very depressed about this, but a bigger disaster came. I spent too much money, and my parents found out.

They were so shocked that the elementary school students were so prodigal, felt that there was something wrong with their education, and held an emergency family meeting.

I spent my summer vacation in the mountains. My parents took me to herd sheep for two months. I saw all the suffering in the world, and I had to do my homework at night.

A weak grass like me has an instinctive fear of herbivores. This kind of punishment is too severe for me. Fortunately, my parents are with me, leaving no shadow behind.

From then on, I never dared to spend money like dirt again.

When I was in the second grade of elementary school, my mother held my hand to hold a parent-teacher meeting. The next day when we went to school, our class was boiling, and my seat was completely surrounded.

I didn't expect to be so popular when I was in the second grade, which made people feel embarrassed.

My classmates asked me one after another: "Why didn't your father come to pick you up?"

"I want to see your dad."

"My mother asked you if your father will come to the parent-teacher meeting? If he wants to come, my mother will come."

"Can I go to your house to play? Can I take my mother?"

"My grandma wants to go too!"

……

Take a look at me!Anyway, I'm also a child star who appeared in "Where is Dad?" Hey!

After finishing elementary school, my knowledge and horizons have improved a lot. I have finished reading classics such as "Magic Elf" and "Legend of the Great Sage", and I have finally determined that my ambition is to save the world.

This ideal is so big that it shocked me, and it must be carefully planned.

So I worked hard to learn spells, hoping that one day when aliens attack the earth, I can single-handedly destroy a spaceship to protect the earth.

Soon this opportunity came, and my companion, the little deer demon, who also had great ambitions, found me mysteriously, saying that there was a strange big monster trying to destroy it, so we went to justice with arrogance.

It was a big lizard demon digging our school. Although I don't know why the lizard digs our school, it's right if it doesn't do something good.

I still can't forget that battle to this day, the lizard was so fierce, he made a move, and the little deer demon immediately passed out.

After all, I was young and energetic, so I was not frightened by him. I took out my small leaf flying knife to block his attack, but before I sent it out, the jade pendant on my chest flashed red and blocked his attack. My CEO father appeared in front of me, and the lizard demon disappeared with a wave of his hand.

My father leaned over and touched my head, and said gently but domineeringly: "Whoever bullies our Xiaocao, tell Dad, Xiaocao should not be hurt."

Looking at my father's heroic figure, I shed tears of regret.

From then on, the demons and demons who caused troubles in the world ran away when they saw me, and those who couldn't escape cried and begged me to let them go.

Haven't I had the chance to practice in my life!Can't realize the great ambition of saving the world!Do you want to live an ordinary life under the halo of your parents!

But it doesn't matter, Yaosheng is so long, it is not hopeless.

In my time, I saw the light of day.

My little uncle is an alien. When I was there, he finally repaired the spaceship and wanted to take my little aunt back to his home planet. I had an idea and proposed to go on a trip together.

My little uncle has been coveting me for a long time, because their galaxy is particularly short of mimosa, and tried to speak for me, and finally the whole family discussed that it would be good for me to exercise.

My chance to show off my ambitions finally came.

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