Raiders of the high mountain flower on the runway [Rebirth]

After the Qingming holiday, Gong Yi returned home from a commercial show, and when he opened the door, he was shocked by the messy scene in front of him.

Woven snakeskin bags of different colors and plastic buckets blocked the door tightly, leaving no place to step down.

Plastic buckets are filled with various vegetables and fruits, plucked chickens and ducks, fresh poultry eggs, and lively fresh fish.

Gong Yi frowned, took off his coat and leather shoes, rolled up his shirt cuffs, and carried the pile of local products to the storage room in the kitchen.

After going back and forth three or four times, the door was finally cleared.

Lu Xingzhou was always there from the moment Gong Yi entered the door until he finished packing the things at the door, but he was wearing earphones, slumped on the sofa without any image, raised his tall Erlang legs and chatted on WeChat while listening to music. He didn't know that Gong Yi came back.

It wasn't until Gong Yi took off the earplugs in his ears that Lu Xingzhou woke up from his dream. A carp stood upright and jumped up.

"Lao Gong, why did you come back early?" Lu Xingzhou smirked, threw the phone on the sofa, and pushed the phone into the gap between the sofa cushions with his toes.

Gong Yi's eyelids twitched twice, and said calmly: "I miss you, so I came back early."

Standing on the sofa, Lu Xingzhou was much higher than Gong Yi, and wanted to climb up and kiss him, but found it difficult, so he knelt down on the sofa, hugged Gong Yi's arm, and shook: "We really have a good understanding, I miss you too , can be imagined."

"Hehe." Gong Yi smiled subtly, grabbed the headphone cable, and pulled out the cell phone hidden in the gap of the seat cushion little by little.

Lu Xingzhou was a little panicked, afraid that Gong Yi would discover the "secret" in the phone, so he just sat down and pressed the phone.

"Get up." Gong Yi's voice was not loud, but full of pressure.

"Why are you so fierce when you come back?" Lu Xingzhou muttered aggrievedly.

"Did I offend you?" Gong Yi said lightly.

Lu Xingzhou nodded with his mouth flattened.

Gong Yi said with a blank expression: "I'm busy with the show in France, so I don't have time to accompany you back to my hometown to worship the ancestors and visit the grave. I've always felt guilty. I rushed back as soon as work was over, and you didn't answer the phone when I got off the plane. I thought you were in a meeting. When you got home, the door was blocked and you lost yourself while playing with your phone. It’s fine if I didn’t spank you. Do you still feel wronged when I beat you up?”

"Hmm." Gong Yi's accusation made Lu Xingzhou speechless. When Gong Yi called, he was going to the bathroom and didn't take his phone to charge. Lao Gong called and forgot.

Lu Xingzhou lowered his head like a student who made a mistake and was caught by the teacher, and raised his eyelids from time to time to look at the face of the "teacher", weak, helpless, and pitiful.

Here we go again!Gong Yi was completely defeated by Lu Xingzhou's duality. He looked like a steel giant outside, unable to be blown down by a ten-level typhoon, and like a porcelain doll at home. He was the one who made the mistake. If you talk about it a little, he will show that he can't bear it. You Besides, I'll break it up for you to see.

Gong Yi let out a long breath, the person he loves should be pampered even on his knees, what else should he do?

Gong Yi let go of the cell phone cable in his hand, and asked Lu Xingzhou in a deep voice, "You have been behaving strangely when playing with your cell phone recently, can you tell me why?"

"I don't have any monkeys outside." Lu Xingzhou raised his head and kept shaking his hands.

"...There are no monkeys, are there wolves?"

"No, I only have you in my heart." Afraid that Gong Yi would not believe it, Lu Xingzhou stretched out two fingers of his right hand to swear to the sky.

Gong Yi sighed, grabbed Lu Xingzhou's hand, put it on his lips and kissed it, and said, "Okay, I believe it. It's fine if you don't want to share the secret with me, you can play by yourself, I'll go upstairs to take a shower and rest meeting."

After Gong Yi finished speaking, he let go of Lu Xingzhou's hand. Lu Xingzhou suddenly felt uneasy that he couldn't grasp Lao Gong's heart. Look, but you mustn't laugh at me."

"Okay." Gong Yi agreed with his mouth, but he was thinking in his heart: You don't make too many jokes, you've already gotten used to it.

"Hey, let's see." Lu Xingzhou handed the phone to Gong Yi.

The mobile phone stayed on the WeChat chat box interface, and the person who chatted with Lu Xingzhou wrote [this is not my sister].

Gong Yi said: "Are you chatting with your sister? Then you continue, I won't read the content."

Lu Xingzhou said, "Go up and see what the link my sister sent me is."

Gong Yi swiped upwards, and saw a title titled [Top Ten Rich Weddings, Extravagant! 】the link to.

Lu Xingzhou once said that the three brothers and sisters in his family, brother and sister were all married, and Gong Yi understood what his sister meant by sending him this link.

Gong Yi clicked on the link, looked carefully one by one slowly, and at the end, asked Lu Xingzhou, "Which one do you like?"

Lu Xingzhou shook his head, and said, "It's not a big deal. I used to think that the wedding was grand and costly, but now looking at these fancy scenes, I feel vulgar and eye-catching."

As Lu Xingzhou talked, he felt something was wrong: "Hey, Lao Gong, why are you asking me this?"

Gong Yi exited the WeChat interface, clicked on the calendar to look at it, and said: "Chinese weddings pay attention to auspicious days, let's see which time is suitable, and we will get things done."

"Are you serious?" Lu Xingzhou asked in disbelief.

Gong Yi said seriously: "Of course, can this kind of life event be joked? I'll go to your hometown to welcome the relatives first, and then we'll go to the Netherlands to get the certificate."

Lu Xingzhou's eyes widened: "You are so courageous, you have never even seen my family, and you said you want to welcome relatives?"

"They just met me." Gong Yi said: "Your sister sent you this kind of link and asked you if you have any ideas, which shows that they don't reject me. How did you praise me so that I passed? Where are they locked?"

Lu Xingzhou said: "I briefly introduced your personal situation and work situation, and then showed them your photos. Before I had time to praise you, my sister started to praise you..."

Lu Xingzhou squeezed his throat to imitate his sister's voice, "Oh my god, he looks so handsome now, like a person floating down from an oil painting, with an aristocratic air rushing over his face. French, right, not at all like French Oh, Chinese-French mixed blood, no wonder you are so attractive. You are only 26 years old, but unfortunately, my sister was born a few years earlier, so I can’t eat such delicious food. Looking at him, looking at your brother-in-law, I want to die There is."

"..." Gong Yi covered his face, and asked in a muffled voice, "The folk customs over there are so open? What do uncles and aunts say?"

"My mother wore reading glasses, looked at your photo for a long time, and said, 'Yes', my father has no right to speak at home."

"..." Gong Yi was overwhelmed by this family, it turns out that funny personality can be contagious.

"Who do you think I am?" Gong Yi asked again.

"Male cannon/friend."

"What?" Gong Yi thought he heard it wrong.

Lu Xingzhou explained: "Nanpao/you is our dialect, and when translated in Mandarin, it means boyfriend."

And this dialect?Gong Yi looked at Lu Xingzhou suspiciously.

It is said that one side of water and soil raises one side of people, and the place where Lu Xingzhou was born and raised definitely has the most peculiar geology and landforms on the earth, the most exotic customs and customs. Gong Yi put a big question mark on whether he can welcome his relatives smoothly.

Gong Yi frowned and was lost in thought. Lu Xingzhou felt that his performance just now was a bit too much. He was afraid that he might have frightened Lao Gong, so he quickly comforted him: "Lao Gong, my performance just now was too much, so just pretend you didn't see it. Actually, we When you two are together, it doesn't matter whether you have those common etiquettes, and I'm not a woman, so what kind of marriage should I welcome, just take some time to go home and meet my parents."

"Okay, you choose an auspicious day, and I'll arrange the rest." Among other things, Suxiao Jiuxin Pills may need to be prepared.

May 5 of the national calendar, the tenth day of the lunar calendar, is an auspicious day for marriage.

Gong Yi drove [-] kilometers and finally came to Lu Xingzhou's hometown - Tongxin Village, Gaoji Town.

As soon as Gong Yi's car drove to the entrance of the village, it was blocked by two wedding convoys of different couples.

Gong Yi had no choice but to drive the car up a small slope and stop.

Gong Yi got off the car and stood on a high place to watch the traffic flow.From the noisy noise, it was known that the two teams of rookies had a disagreement over who should go first and who should go last.

The two teams stood on each side, first comparing the size of the team and the richness of the bride price, and the result was that they were evenly matched.Then they competed to win or lose based on the appearance of the bride and groom.

Gong Yi clearly sees that the two couples are obviously twins, is it really meaningful?

Gong Yi was speechless, thankful that he didn't build a motorcade to join in the fun.

The two teams competed back and forth, but there was still no winner. In the end, they came up with a final decision mode - the awkward dance.

The groom goes out first, and then the groomsmen form a circle and decide who goes out first by tossing coins.

After the order was settled, the groom on the left took off his coat, threw it on the ground viciously, sprayed a ball of hairspray on the palm of his hand and rubbed it, then raised his hands to stroke the hair on the sideburns. A few seconds later, a The blinding non-mainstream cockscomb head took shape.

With a hairstyle, the groom’s self-confidence swelled to the point where the song “Agricultural Heavy Metal” came out from the tweeter hanging on the electric pole at the head of the village. Sweeping the hall legs to show his majestic posture, the dust on the ground was raised half a person's height, fascinated by the eyes of the people present.

This wave of operations is simply suffocating!Gong Yi covered his heart with his hands, went back to the car silently, and called Lu Xingzhou for help.

Five minutes later, the singing on the tweeter stopped abruptly, and an old male voice came out: "Please pay attention to the wedding team at the entrance of the village, please pay attention to the wedding team at the entrance of the village. It is better to get married than to dance awkwardly. It is better to get married than to dance awkwardly. If you miss the auspicious time, you will regret it." For a lifetime, miss the auspicious time, and regret for a lifetime. Mutual comity is a traditional virtue in China. Taking a step back is a brighter future. Everyone is responsible for civilized marriage. Finally, there is another sentence, please let a black Mercedes-Benz off-road vehicle parked at the entrance of the village go first, Mr. Lu will give rich red envelopes to the two couples later. Finally, husband, after you come in, go straight for 5 meters. Waiting for you at the second intersection."

The noisy crowd suddenly fell silent, everyone looked at each other for a moment, and collectively turned around to look for the black Mercedes-Benz off-road vehicle that was mentioned on the loudspeaker.

Even though Gong Yi is used to seeing big scenes and being saluted by others, but at this moment, Gong Yi can't wait to find a crack in the ground and drive the car in, and forget about being buried alive.Being called husband by the old village head, this unspeakable sour feeling has become the biggest psychological shadow in Gong Yi's life.

Gong Yi lay on the steering wheel, in a dilemma, feeling extremely complicated.

After the broadcast, Lu Xingzhou called Gong Yi.

"The call you made is temporarily unanswered, please try again later."

Lao Gong didn't answer the phone, what's the matter?Could it be that the broadcast didn't work, and Lao Gong hadn't succeeded in breaking through yet?

Lu Xingzhou quickly got on his brother-in-law's motorcycle and went to the entrance of the village to rescue Lao Gong.

Lu Xingzhou's brother-in-law's motorcycle had a big speaker on the back seat. As long as the ignition was turned on, it would automatically play songs in a loop. Lu Xingzhou came to the entrance of the village amidst the deafening singing of "Good Day".

When the motorcycle passed by the wedding team, Lu Xingzhou took out two thick red envelopes and handed them to the grooms of the two teams respectively, and sent blessings: "Happy newlyweds, and a baby."

The groom took the red envelope, smiled and said, "Thank you Mr. Lu, the song is very suitable for the occasion. Are you here to pick someone up?"

Lu Xingzhou nodded and said, "Yes, it's his first time here and he is not familiar with the way."

"It's your first time here, then you pick him up and go into the village, we'll leave later."

Lu Xingzhou pretended to be modest and said: "It's important for you to get married, so you should go first."

The groom shook the red envelope in his hand and made a loud "hey", "Our team leader, there are so many people, we can't finish the trip in a short time, so it's not good to keep the distinguished guests waiting for a long time, he only has one car, '咻' It's over in an instant."

The groom smacked his lips and continued: "My team originally planned to get him 40 cars. It's worth spending hundreds of thousands of dollars for such a one-time marriage in a lifetime. room."

Lu Xingzhou smiled disdainfully.You dare to show off hundreds of thousands in front of my brother, but the total price of your broken cars is only two million or so.It's also brother who is keeping a low profile now, otherwise you wouldn't be able to push me.

Lu Xingzhou nodded and said: "That's right, I didn't consider the size of your wedding caravan when I helped Murakami build the road. I didn't think carefully. By the way, there is a big open space in the back mountain, you can park your car go there."

The groom said: "Don't mention it, it is said that it was packed in advance, I don't know what to do."

"Who decided?"

"I don't know. If I know, I must call him out."

"Then there's nothing we can do." Lu Xingzhou wasn't in the mood to listen to him pretending to be aggressive, so he added fuel, said "I've given in", and then galloped away.

Lu Xingzhou saw Gong Yi's car parked on the small slope, no one bothered him, why didn't he answer the phone?

Lu Xingzhou parked his motorcycle under the soil slope, and walked to Gong Yi's car on foot. Through the window glass, he saw Gong Yi lying on the steering wheel.

Lu Xingzhou knocked on the car window and shouted, "Lao Gong, what are you doing?"

Gong Yi turned his head slightly, raised his eyelids to look at Lu Xingzhou, put down the glass, and said, "I'm thinking about how to do as the Romans do. I don't know how to dance their unique dance."

"..." Lu Xingzhou covered his face, held back for a long time, and laughed loudly: "Who asked you to dance that strange dance, Lao Gong, you are suddenly so cute, are you trying to laugh at me to death, hahahaha."

"I thought it was a wedding custom in your village." Gong Yi sat up straight and breathed a long sigh of relief, "It's fine that you don't need to dance."

Lu Xingzhou walked around to the co-pilot, opened the door and got in the car, saying, "Let's go, my family is waiting for you."

Gong Yi started the car and slowly drove down the small slope. Lu Xingzhou called his brother-in-law: "Brother-in-law, come to the village entrance and ride your motorcycle back. I can't control your high-tech electronic music."

When Gong Yi's car passed by the wedding party, Lu Xingzhou deliberately asked Gong Yi to open the windows on both sides of the driver's and co-driver's, so that he had to show off in public with such a dazzling husband.

Sure enough, there was a burst of exclamation from the crowd, among which the female voice was the loudest.

"Can I close the window? They seem to be watching monkeys." Gong Yi was speechless.

Lu Xingzhou didn't do it: "I'm obviously looking at the prince, okay? Why don't you shut it up, husband, please satisfy my little vanity, just go through this section."

Gong Yi stopped talking, and silently took out his sunglasses and put them on.

Lu Xingzhou turned his head and introduced to the enthusiastic onlookers: "This is my boyfriend/friend."

"It's cool, it's okay."

"He has a very good temper."

"International supermodel, do you want his autograph? I'll talk about it later."

Gong Yi's hands holding the steering wheel trembled slightly. The longest road he has traveled in his life is none other than Lu Xingzhou's routine.

After the car drove out of the wedding party, Lu Xingzhou closed the car window and suddenly said "I'm sorry" to Gong Yi.

Gong Yi didn't speak, and there was no emotion on his face.

Lu Xingzhou leaned closer to Gong Yi, and said in a low voice, "This is just this one time, this is not an example. I don't want to make you feel bad, I'm really sorry. It's not our custom here to dance, but vain comparisons are the only way to save face. I'm very sorry. Don't come back here, but my family is always there, and for them, I have to do this."

"Thank you for giving me enough face in front of outsiders. I promise that my parents won't make things difficult for you when I get home. I've made an agreement with them, and we will have a quiet meal."

"Lao Gong, would you please say something?"

Gong Yi's cold appearance made Lu Xingzhou afraid, and he regretted pushing the duck to the shelves without discussing with Lao Gong.

After a long time, Gong Yi, who was as indifferent as a sculpture, looked at his watch, and finally said, "Call all your relatives and tell them to come to the open space in the back mountain. I will pick up your parents and go there too."

"What?" Isn't the open space in the back mountain reserved by someone? Could it be that Gong Yi did it?

Gong Yi said calmly: "All your wishes, within my ability, I will fulfill them for you."

"Old Palace..." The corners of Lu Xingzhou's eyes gradually became moist, and he said in a broken voice, "You are my Aladdin magic lamp, I... woo woo woo."

Gong Yi reached out to wrap his arms around the back of Lu Xingzhou's neck, patted it lightly, and said softly: "Don't get excited, when uncle and aunt see you like this, they will think I'm bullying you."

Lu Xingzhou sniffed, "I don't want to be so unmanly, but I just can't help the tears."

"Okay, adjust your status, I have seen my uncle and aunt."

While speaking, the car had already arrived at the gate of Lu's house, and the old couple leaned against the door, stretching their necks in anticipation of their return.

Gong Yi and Lu Xingzhou got out of the car, and the old couple rushed up to greet them. Gong Yi handed the meeting gift to the old couple. Father Lu saw that he was an honest person with few words. He took the gift, thanked him, and went back to Nothing else.

Mother Lu enthusiastically called Gong Yi to come in and sit down, and she also brought a lot of steaming farm dishes into the kitchen for Gong Yi to taste.

The atmosphere at the first meeting was very good, and nothing strange happened, so Gong Yi finally felt relieved.

Gong Yi sat in the courtyard of Lu's house for a while, and after Lu Xingzhou notified his relatives and friends, Gong Yi drove the two old people and Lu Xingzhou to the back mountain open space.

On the way of the car, Lu Xingzhou heard the familiar sound of the engine coming from the sky, could it be...

Lu Xingzhou opened the skylight and looked up, and suddenly saw a heavy helicopter flying overhead, heading towards the back mountain.

"I booked a banquet at the Miramar Hotel in Bencheng." Gong Yi said, "This heavy helicopter can carry 84 people, is that enough?"

Lu Xingzhou nodded wildly: "It's completely enough, Lao Gong, you really have a heart."

Gong Yi went on to say: "It's rare for the family to go out. After the banquet, they can go wherever they want. I've also booked a travel agency."

Regardless of his parents being in the car, Lu Xingzhou directly said to Gong Yi, "Lao Gong, I love you."

When Gong Yi's car arrived at the open space in the back mountain, the relatives of the Lu family immediately gathered around to congratulate Lu Xingzhou. Lu's parents and mothers laughed from ear to ear.

Gong Yi's way of welcoming relatives is unprecedented in Tongxin Village, and Lu Xingzhou will always remember this wave of 666 operations.

From then on, the Lu family's prestige ranked first in the village, and no one could surpass it.

The author has something to say: This episode is purely for fun, and there is no intention to belittle the countryside or distort the three views, so please don't take it seriously.

Vanity has advantages and disadvantages. Positive people will turn it into motivation to fight for it, while negative people will blindly pursue it regardless of their own situation.

I hope my little angels are all positive, bright and cheerful people.

This article is officially over, thank you for reading, and I bow deeply.