Rebirth III: Sword Spirit Goldfinger
Chapter 34
Bo Hongyan, Bo Goddess.But this NPC in front of me is actually more beautiful and charming than Goddess Bo, so I almost went straight back.
But now is really not the time, besides, nine out of ten people who will appear here are not human beings.But I still couldn't help but open my mouth to confirm, and asked politely: "Madam, who are you?"
The goddess in white smiled gently while holding the tea, and said, "I am your client, Yun Xiaodan, welcome back, Qianyuan."
Sure enough, only the virtual goddess is the most perfect!
Yun Xiaodan smiled and said, "Is there anything I can do to help you?"
She laughed so hard, my heart melted, and I was so touched, Miss Xindao, you are so understanding!After asking her identity clearly, I stopped being polite to her, and asked anxiously: "Miss Yun, do you know how to get the poison from Jiang Feng onto me?"
Yun Xiaodan maintained a gentle smile, and replied gently: "I know. As a sword spirit, if you want to absorb the toxin in the main body of the sword, you have the following three options."
She raised the first finger of her left hand.
"First, give me a kiss."
"Huh?" It's me.
She held up a second finger on her left hand.
"Second, give me a hug."
"Huh??" It's still me.
She holds up a third finger on her left hand.
"Third, get some sleep."
"...That's it?" I thought, kissing between men is too ambiguous, but hugging and sleeping can still be tried purely.But Yun Xiaodan's next sentence completely broke my pure worldview.
She said: "Friendly reminder, the above three methods must have skin-to-skin contact to the point of blushing and heartbeat!"
WTF!
I was confused for a second just now by this system with its own emoticons, and mistakenly thought that she would have such things as shame and integrity. In the Zhongzhou Dao world, I was really too young! ! !
Flip the table!
(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!
"Other than this, is there no other way?" I asked Yun Xiaodan with drooping eyelids and a speechless expression.
"Of course not, okay~"
I knew...Jiang Feng's saying was so true, what his master made was never reliable!I sighed and said helplessly, "Okay then, please send me out."
"Hey! Xiaoyuan has already made a choice? Why don't you be shy first?" Yun Xiaodan's eyes were full of expectations, and he put his hands together in front of his chest. Hey, he turned his face away and didn't want to look at her again.She smiled helplessly, and sighed with some resentment, but her eyes were filled with the desire to watch a good show.
"Hey! Xiaoyuan is so uncute."
I let out a couple of hehes with a face full of lovelessness, and imitated her tone when she spoke for the first time: "Sorry, there is no value of 'cute' in the attribute column of Qianyuan Sword. I apologize for this, probably Irresponsible, thank you."
Yun Xiaodan covered her mouth and shrugged, and sighed again with regret.Then he returned to normal, and said in that calm and gentle voice again: "Dear customer, are you sure you want to log out of this system?"
I say yes."
Yun Xiaodan suddenly rushed over and hugged me, I was stunned immediately, but soon I found out that she did this to push me into the water, my body had no time to react, and fell into the water stiffly, icy cold The lake instantly surrounded me, and Yun Xiaodan's smiling voice came from my ears.
"I look forward to seeing you next time! (^-^)V!"
Whoops, I want to complain!
When I came back to my senses, I found that I had sat back beside Jiang Feng's bed again, and everything just now seemed like a ridiculous dream.But the reality is cruel. As a sword spirit, I have never slept at all, let alone the advanced enjoyment of dreaming.
I shook my head with lingering fear, but I finally found a solution.I checked Jiang Feng's body again, he was sweating all over, and his underwear seemed to be dripped by water.It must be uncomfortable for him to fall asleep like this, besides, the meaning of Yun Xiaodan's words is centered on the four words of skin-to-skin dating.
Isn't it simple?
Just strip him naked and hug him to sleep.
Although I am a broken sleeve, I am a broken sleeve with principles, and I can't just find someone to break it.In my opinion, Jiang Feng is more like a child who hasn't grown up - I reckon that Dongli Zhuke's original intention is also to find him a daddy.Ben Jianling has no distracting thoughts, and we are both men, so what's wrong with sleeping?
Humph, I am so open-minded!
But in fact, I was still too overestimated myself, and too young.
Originally, everything was fine at night——I stripped Jiang Feng naked first, and then I stripped off my clothes and got into his bed.I originally thought that the two of them would face each other with their backs, so that the contact area would be larger, and it would not be easy to be awkward when waking up the next morning.But Jiang Feng's bed is a bit small, and Jiang Feng's movements are not smooth at night. When I fell asleep, a gust of cold wind poured into my back. When I looked back, he almost fell, and then I could only pull him back Straightened, and continued to turn his head back to back with him.Going back and forth like this three times, I couldn't stand it myself, I hugged Jiang Feng under the bed in a hurry.
Speaking of this God's heart blood poison is also wonderful, I can feel something slowly flowing into my body during the contact with Jiang Feng, and gradually I feel sleepy for a long time, and then I fell asleep.
Later, I was woken up by the sound of a copper basin hitting the ground. I opened my eyes in a daze, and when I raised my eyes, I saw Jiang Feng's back.
I was delirious thinking, ah, I am so strong and have beautiful muscles, I am envious!
Then I wanted to turn my head and go back to sleep, the scream of the maid pierced my eardrums, I heard a series of noises, a large gust of cold air and a large mass of meat were stuffed into my bed again, I Fully awake, turned to see Jiang Feng, Jiang Feng also saw me, with a look of astonishment, and then howled a wolf.
I couldn't help stretching out my hand from under the quilt to touch my forehead.
Jiang Feng stammered excitedly.
"You, you, you...Xiao Xiao...Xiaoyuan, I, I...I...I, we."
While rolling my eyes in my heart, I made up an excuse and said: "It's nothing, you felt cold last night, I'll come up to warm you up."
"Oh... oh... oh... oh... Where are the clothes?"
Jiang Feng blushed anxiously. I knew what he wanted to ask was why we all took off our clothes, but this question was too troublesome to explain, and his question was ambiguous, so I made the mistake and kept it simple. He calmly replied, "On the ground."
Jiang Feng opened his mouth a few times, and immediately turned his head to touch the clothes on the ground, and hurriedly put them on under the quilt.Just as I was thinking of fooling this guy, Ling Qinghan walked in with his ice black iron fan.Even though he has seen a lot of worldly people in Fengyuechang like this, he couldn't help being stunned when he saw the mess in the room, and then pointed to Jiang Feng who was getting dressed , pointed at me again, covered his face and said: "You two... just forget that you didn't learn well when you were young, and you are a guest at someone else's house! Can you pay attention to the influence!"
He couldn't bear to look directly at him, he was heartbroken, and he was very involved in the play, only his smiling voice betrayed his essence.
I looked up at the lotus curtain above my head, pretending not to hear.
Jiang Feng, who was picking up the clothes, couldn't help but roared at him below.
"roll."
I lay in the quilt and waited for Jiang Feng to put on his fiery red round-neck robe indiscriminately, then I lazily moved out of the bed and reached out to touch my clothes on the ground.Jiang Feng saw it, and suddenly a hungry tiger rushed over, piled up my clothes, then pulled out the inner garment and carefully stuffed it into my hand.
I don't know why, but I couldn't help but chuckle.
After Jiang Feng heard it, he immediately shrank away with his head drooping and grunting.I suddenly felt that raising children is really interesting.
I put on my clothes slowly, and cast a spell to smooth out the slightly wrinkled cuffs.Getting up and going out, I found that Jiang Feng was sitting listlessly on the stone steps under the porch, the ponytail on his head was not as vibrant as before.
I folded my sleeves and leaned against the big pillar in front of the door. I couldn't help but asked Jiang Feng with a smile: "What's the matter with you? Didn't you just sleep with me? It's not like I haven't slept on the same bed before. You and I are open-minded. You don’t have to care what other people say.”
Jiang Feng said gloomyly: "What if I feel ashamed?"
I was at a loss and asked, "Do you have someone in mind?"
Jiang Feng turned his head away and responded with a muffled voice.
I thought to myself that it's miserable for you, poor Brother Feng, I just fell asleep with my innocence.
I thought about it again, and said with relief: "That should also be my guilt. You were neither conscious nor motivated at that time last night. You can tell her that I forced you."
As a result, Jiang Feng said something angrily, something I couldn't understand.
He said, "Qianyuan, are you stupid?!"
I didn't figure out the logical relationship, but I saw a boy come to Jiang Feng, saying that Zhen Ping and Zhen Er Ye wanted to see him.Jiang Feng may be thinking that his little reputation has just been stained by me, or it may be that he got up early in the morning and was in a particularly bad mood this morning, so he replied mercilessly.
"not see."
I thought this is not good, we are still in other people's territory anyway, we still have to give this little face.Then he reminded him: "Don't forget that Master's birthday is coming soon! We haven't got the congratulatory gifts yet!"
Seeing Jiang Feng leaving with smoke above his head, I was content to find some delicacies to reward myself. When I left the courtyard where Jiang Feng was convalescing, it was Mrs. Zhou Xiaotai's fairy grass garden.
But now is really not the time, besides, nine out of ten people who will appear here are not human beings.But I still couldn't help but open my mouth to confirm, and asked politely: "Madam, who are you?"
The goddess in white smiled gently while holding the tea, and said, "I am your client, Yun Xiaodan, welcome back, Qianyuan."
Sure enough, only the virtual goddess is the most perfect!
Yun Xiaodan smiled and said, "Is there anything I can do to help you?"
She laughed so hard, my heart melted, and I was so touched, Miss Xindao, you are so understanding!After asking her identity clearly, I stopped being polite to her, and asked anxiously: "Miss Yun, do you know how to get the poison from Jiang Feng onto me?"
Yun Xiaodan maintained a gentle smile, and replied gently: "I know. As a sword spirit, if you want to absorb the toxin in the main body of the sword, you have the following three options."
She raised the first finger of her left hand.
"First, give me a kiss."
"Huh?" It's me.
She held up a second finger on her left hand.
"Second, give me a hug."
"Huh??" It's still me.
She holds up a third finger on her left hand.
"Third, get some sleep."
"...That's it?" I thought, kissing between men is too ambiguous, but hugging and sleeping can still be tried purely.But Yun Xiaodan's next sentence completely broke my pure worldview.
She said: "Friendly reminder, the above three methods must have skin-to-skin contact to the point of blushing and heartbeat!"
WTF!
I was confused for a second just now by this system with its own emoticons, and mistakenly thought that she would have such things as shame and integrity. In the Zhongzhou Dao world, I was really too young! ! !
Flip the table!
(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!
"Other than this, is there no other way?" I asked Yun Xiaodan with drooping eyelids and a speechless expression.
"Of course not, okay~"
I knew...Jiang Feng's saying was so true, what his master made was never reliable!I sighed and said helplessly, "Okay then, please send me out."
"Hey! Xiaoyuan has already made a choice? Why don't you be shy first?" Yun Xiaodan's eyes were full of expectations, and he put his hands together in front of his chest. Hey, he turned his face away and didn't want to look at her again.She smiled helplessly, and sighed with some resentment, but her eyes were filled with the desire to watch a good show.
"Hey! Xiaoyuan is so uncute."
I let out a couple of hehes with a face full of lovelessness, and imitated her tone when she spoke for the first time: "Sorry, there is no value of 'cute' in the attribute column of Qianyuan Sword. I apologize for this, probably Irresponsible, thank you."
Yun Xiaodan covered her mouth and shrugged, and sighed again with regret.Then he returned to normal, and said in that calm and gentle voice again: "Dear customer, are you sure you want to log out of this system?"
I say yes."
Yun Xiaodan suddenly rushed over and hugged me, I was stunned immediately, but soon I found out that she did this to push me into the water, my body had no time to react, and fell into the water stiffly, icy cold The lake instantly surrounded me, and Yun Xiaodan's smiling voice came from my ears.
"I look forward to seeing you next time! (^-^)V!"
Whoops, I want to complain!
When I came back to my senses, I found that I had sat back beside Jiang Feng's bed again, and everything just now seemed like a ridiculous dream.But the reality is cruel. As a sword spirit, I have never slept at all, let alone the advanced enjoyment of dreaming.
I shook my head with lingering fear, but I finally found a solution.I checked Jiang Feng's body again, he was sweating all over, and his underwear seemed to be dripped by water.It must be uncomfortable for him to fall asleep like this, besides, the meaning of Yun Xiaodan's words is centered on the four words of skin-to-skin dating.
Isn't it simple?
Just strip him naked and hug him to sleep.
Although I am a broken sleeve, I am a broken sleeve with principles, and I can't just find someone to break it.In my opinion, Jiang Feng is more like a child who hasn't grown up - I reckon that Dongli Zhuke's original intention is also to find him a daddy.Ben Jianling has no distracting thoughts, and we are both men, so what's wrong with sleeping?
Humph, I am so open-minded!
But in fact, I was still too overestimated myself, and too young.
Originally, everything was fine at night——I stripped Jiang Feng naked first, and then I stripped off my clothes and got into his bed.I originally thought that the two of them would face each other with their backs, so that the contact area would be larger, and it would not be easy to be awkward when waking up the next morning.But Jiang Feng's bed is a bit small, and Jiang Feng's movements are not smooth at night. When I fell asleep, a gust of cold wind poured into my back. When I looked back, he almost fell, and then I could only pull him back Straightened, and continued to turn his head back to back with him.Going back and forth like this three times, I couldn't stand it myself, I hugged Jiang Feng under the bed in a hurry.
Speaking of this God's heart blood poison is also wonderful, I can feel something slowly flowing into my body during the contact with Jiang Feng, and gradually I feel sleepy for a long time, and then I fell asleep.
Later, I was woken up by the sound of a copper basin hitting the ground. I opened my eyes in a daze, and when I raised my eyes, I saw Jiang Feng's back.
I was delirious thinking, ah, I am so strong and have beautiful muscles, I am envious!
Then I wanted to turn my head and go back to sleep, the scream of the maid pierced my eardrums, I heard a series of noises, a large gust of cold air and a large mass of meat were stuffed into my bed again, I Fully awake, turned to see Jiang Feng, Jiang Feng also saw me, with a look of astonishment, and then howled a wolf.
I couldn't help stretching out my hand from under the quilt to touch my forehead.
Jiang Feng stammered excitedly.
"You, you, you...Xiao Xiao...Xiaoyuan, I, I...I...I, we."
While rolling my eyes in my heart, I made up an excuse and said: "It's nothing, you felt cold last night, I'll come up to warm you up."
"Oh... oh... oh... oh... Where are the clothes?"
Jiang Feng blushed anxiously. I knew what he wanted to ask was why we all took off our clothes, but this question was too troublesome to explain, and his question was ambiguous, so I made the mistake and kept it simple. He calmly replied, "On the ground."
Jiang Feng opened his mouth a few times, and immediately turned his head to touch the clothes on the ground, and hurriedly put them on under the quilt.Just as I was thinking of fooling this guy, Ling Qinghan walked in with his ice black iron fan.Even though he has seen a lot of worldly people in Fengyuechang like this, he couldn't help being stunned when he saw the mess in the room, and then pointed to Jiang Feng who was getting dressed , pointed at me again, covered his face and said: "You two... just forget that you didn't learn well when you were young, and you are a guest at someone else's house! Can you pay attention to the influence!"
He couldn't bear to look directly at him, he was heartbroken, and he was very involved in the play, only his smiling voice betrayed his essence.
I looked up at the lotus curtain above my head, pretending not to hear.
Jiang Feng, who was picking up the clothes, couldn't help but roared at him below.
"roll."
I lay in the quilt and waited for Jiang Feng to put on his fiery red round-neck robe indiscriminately, then I lazily moved out of the bed and reached out to touch my clothes on the ground.Jiang Feng saw it, and suddenly a hungry tiger rushed over, piled up my clothes, then pulled out the inner garment and carefully stuffed it into my hand.
I don't know why, but I couldn't help but chuckle.
After Jiang Feng heard it, he immediately shrank away with his head drooping and grunting.I suddenly felt that raising children is really interesting.
I put on my clothes slowly, and cast a spell to smooth out the slightly wrinkled cuffs.Getting up and going out, I found that Jiang Feng was sitting listlessly on the stone steps under the porch, the ponytail on his head was not as vibrant as before.
I folded my sleeves and leaned against the big pillar in front of the door. I couldn't help but asked Jiang Feng with a smile: "What's the matter with you? Didn't you just sleep with me? It's not like I haven't slept on the same bed before. You and I are open-minded. You don’t have to care what other people say.”
Jiang Feng said gloomyly: "What if I feel ashamed?"
I was at a loss and asked, "Do you have someone in mind?"
Jiang Feng turned his head away and responded with a muffled voice.
I thought to myself that it's miserable for you, poor Brother Feng, I just fell asleep with my innocence.
I thought about it again, and said with relief: "That should also be my guilt. You were neither conscious nor motivated at that time last night. You can tell her that I forced you."
As a result, Jiang Feng said something angrily, something I couldn't understand.
He said, "Qianyuan, are you stupid?!"
I didn't figure out the logical relationship, but I saw a boy come to Jiang Feng, saying that Zhen Ping and Zhen Er Ye wanted to see him.Jiang Feng may be thinking that his little reputation has just been stained by me, or it may be that he got up early in the morning and was in a particularly bad mood this morning, so he replied mercilessly.
"not see."
I thought this is not good, we are still in other people's territory anyway, we still have to give this little face.Then he reminded him: "Don't forget that Master's birthday is coming soon! We haven't got the congratulatory gifts yet!"
Seeing Jiang Feng leaving with smoke above his head, I was content to find some delicacies to reward myself. When I left the courtyard where Jiang Feng was convalescing, it was Mrs. Zhou Xiaotai's fairy grass garden.
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