Love rival forced to sell cute system

Thousands of years ago, the ghost gates were set up around the main city for no other reason, that is, it was convenient to handle affairs in black and white, but later the population of mortals gradually increased, and the range of activities of mortals became larger and larger. In dense places, it is easy to cause some unnecessary troubles, so the ghost gates are closed and moved a little bit, and finally moved to remote places, some even as far as the mountains, not to mention the tiredness of walking, even ghosts can't stand it, so the underworld Arrange bus transfers, and the yin of those old ghost gates did not dissipate so quickly. After a long time, they became famous haunted holy places in the world, such as No. 81 Chaoyangmennei Street, Beijing, Zhuhai Jinzhong Apartment, Shanghai Yan'an Road Elevated Dragon column.

At 12 o'clock in the middle of the night, when the yin is at its peak, there is a man in white clothes fluttering in ancient clothes standing on the side of Shuguang Road in Hangzhou.

The scene of standing with a cat in my arms in the middle of the night was really haunted. When many taxis passed by, the drivers accelerated their gas pedals, and some even saw them from a distance, and directly turned and fled in violation of regulations.

Jing Ya squinted her eyes, and saw a bold driver taking pictures with his mobile phone through the car window.

Well, he and Coffin Face are probably going to be in the headlines again.

Who made them so eye-catching, Jing Ya thought, and posed to ensure that she was in the best angle for the mirror, maybe some people with unique tastes would give him charm points after seeing it.

Thinking about it, Jingya involuntarily raised a bewildered smile.

He might be the Mona Lisa cat.

I don’t know when the fog started to appear on the street. In the distance, a bus slowly approached in the fog. The headlights flickered like will-o’-the-wisps in the dark night. Through the car window, I saw iron-blue numb grimaces.

The Huangquan bus stopped in front of Zhengyu, and the door slowly opened. The driver's face was full of sleepy and tired night shift. Don't mess with me. After seeing Zhengyu, his eyes lit up when he was depressed, and the driver sat up straight. The body greets Zheng Yu with the fullest state.

"Handsome guy, come up, RMB 10, Mingbi 20."

Zheng Yu was slightly astonished: "I don't have any change."

Tianting also has a special tourist line, which costs between 100 yuan and 1000 yuan for a trip, so Zhengyu directly brought 100 yuan to take the Huangquan bus. Who knew that the prices in the underworld were so cheap.

The driver waved his hand and said generously, "Miffe, a good-looking man, don't accept money."

Jingya was dumbfounded, brother driver, you are corrupt!

Although the driver said so, Zhengyu still put in 100 yuan.

The driver yelled a few times, muttering that the character of a beautiful fairy is noble. He couldn't help but look at Zheng Yu a few more times. Jingya thought for a long time, but he didn't realize that there was a dime between being beautiful and being noble. relation.

After Zheng Yu paid the fare, he approached the car, and the ghosts shrank back when they saw him. Before he could sit down, he heard the driver and people arguing behind him.

"I said, what's the matter with you on the 12th, Lao Ma and I just forgot to bring our work cards and you will charge our fare, and you let the person in front be free?"

"Happy? If you're happy, just go down and wait for the next trip."

"It's not the way to be a ghost." Niutou pointed at the driver angrily.

The driver raised his head and ignored Niu's head, the atmosphere between the two of them suddenly became tense, Ma Mian and Xi Ni said: "Forget it, it's 40 yuan, Lao Niu, I'll pay for it for you, and the night shift on the 12th is not worth it." easy."

"It's not easy for him to work the night shift, but it's easy for us." Niutou snorted.

Jing Ya roughly figured it out, Zhengyu didn't have change, the driver didn't charge for it, and the driver didn't have a work card for the bull's head and horse face, so the driver had to charge for it.

The reason, probably, is that the driver likes Zheng Yu's face. This is really a world of faces, no matter whether it is in the sky or the ground.

Niutou has a bad temper. He was treated unfairly by the driver just now, so when he passed by Zheng Yu, he rolled his eyes heavily at him.

The scene where a bull's head rolls its eyes and blows at you is a little scary, not to mention that this bull is still an ugly one.

Jing Ya trembled, he shrunk himself into a ball and buried himself in Zheng Yu's arms, not because he was scared, but because he was smoked by Niutou's tone.

Zheng Yu frowned slightly at the kitten's movement, he didn't even need to raise his hand, he just glanced at the bull's head, and the bull's head was flew up by him and stuffed directly into the last row.

Ma Mian saw his partner fly towards the back seat of the car inexplicably, and looked at the person in front of him with superb aura, surrounded by fairy light, but the fairy power he felt was very weak. Such a fairy is either weak in magic power or extremely strong in magic power. He has reached the point where he can take it in and out freely, and the move he just made proves that he must be the latter. This cold-faced fairy who came to the underworld to do business may be some high-ranking fairy, and he and Niutou can't afford to mess with it.

Although Ma Mian was a little upset, but he knew the truth that a gnat may be sorry for a tree and overreach, so he hurried to the back row and pressed down on the bull's head who wanted to settle the score with Zheng Yu.

Zheng Yu waved the bull's head away as casually as if flicking dust off his shoulders, and the car returned to tranquility.

The others were tired from work, so they didn't speak. As for the ghost, after all, they just died and felt sad, so they were all quiet.

At some point, the driver played a very timely song.

a rain trapped me here

Your indifferent expression will make me sad

Jing Ya was a little speechless, this underworld was very ghostly, and when she died, she was picked up by a car and played songs that suited the situation.

Niutou, who was sitting in the last row, howled: "You're fucking going to die! Play this song, you can change it to a cheerful one!"

The driver turned the switch, the music became louder, and singing wafted throughout the car.

Only silently waiting for you to change your mind

I didn't give up and I won't leave you

Even if we have to separate, I will still wait for you

Jing Ya was about to cover his ears, but felt the hand that was touching his hair tighten, meow?Jing Ya raised his head and looked at Zheng Yu in bewilderment. The expression on the coffin's face remained the same as before, and the clear black eyes reflected the scenery outside the window. As the bus moved, the scenery in his eyes kept changing.

The Huangquan bus passed through the gate of hell and entered the realm of the underworld. Manjusawa flowers were blooming on both sides of the driveway, red as fire and bright as clouds. The bus drove for a while, and the Wangchuan River next to the sea of ​​flowers gradually appeared in front of everyone.

The Huangquan bus stopped by the Naihe Bridge, and waited respectfully for Zheng Yu to get off the bus. Then he led the ghosts to get off one after another, and then brought the ghosts into the Hall of Yama for trial. After the trial, they went to the vending machine. Take Meng Po soup before the plane, and then enter reincarnation, this life will be completely over.

The passage to the Hall of Yama is full of ghosts, some are numb, some are weeping, some are aggressive, some are arrogant, in short, you can see through all kinds of life here.

There are ghost mountains and seas of ghosts beside the Naihe Bridge, and the ghosts who don’t give up are still making trouble. They don’t want to drink Mengpo soup, but most ghosts have accepted their fate and honestly drink Mengpo soup to enter the six reincarnations.

Mengpo soup is made from the tears of a person's life. The original Mengpo soup is provided for free, but the taste is so bitter that you can faint from the smell. If you are afraid of bitterness, you can choose the special Mengpo soup , the sweet one is only 10 yuan, but a bowl of Mengpo soup is also swollen, so the government has newly made a super concentrated version of Mengpo soup medicine, which is only the size of soybeans, and one can forget the past.

Among the ghost crowd, a beautiful woman with a hot figure and a flirtatious temperament is particularly eye-catching. She is Meng Po, who is doing a public opinion survey. Many ghosts who are about to reincarnate are already miserable, so how can they even think about doing opinion surveys.

"Think about it. After leaving here, it will take decades at the shortest, or a hundred years at the most. You still have to come back. It is for your future to give more advice."

All the ghosts thought it made sense, so you put forward suggestions for improvement, like cola flavor, sour flavor, there are all kinds of flavors.

Granny Meng took the notes carefully, and when she raised her eyes, she glanced casually and happened to see Zheng Yu who was about to enter the Hall of Yama. She threw the opinion form to her subordinates, shook her big curly hair, twisted her waist, and followed her steps, plump The two balls of meat vibrated up and down.

"Immortal Yan Yang, long time no see." Meng Po was radiant, sexy and enchanting.

Looking back, Zheng Yu saw that it was Po Meng, so he nodded slightly as a signal.

"Are you here to chat with Black and White Impermanence, or to deal with Hades?"

Jing Ya was held in Zheng Yu's arms, he happened to be facing Granny Meng's chest that was about to come out, two balls of white flesh dangled in front of his eyes, he couldn't help covering his eyes with his paws, do not see evil.

Meng Po confessed to Jing Ya a few times, but Jing Ya didn't like this style of Meng Po's, he preferred the elegant type and rejected Po Meng's confession, and then this woman Meng Po spread rumors everywhere that he liked the coffin face type, If he didn't care about women, he would have smashed Po Meng's business long ago.

"Yama."

"Our Hades is allergic to cat fur, please leave the cat with me, so that he won't embarrass you for a while."

It's a small matter for facial expression, but a big one for allergies, Zheng Yu decided to temporarily put Yun Tuan at Po Meng's place for the sake of Yan Wang's health.

"Then I will trouble you." Zheng Yu touched the white cat in his arms: "Yun Tuan, be good, I will pick you up later, remember, don't eat anything that Po Meng gives you."

When Po Meng heard this, she said displeasedly, "Ai ai, are you afraid that I will poison you or something."

Zhengyu said seriously: "I'm worried that you fed it Mengpo soup as water."

This oolong, Meng Po has a dark history, she once mistakenly served Meng Po soup as a drink to the gods who came to the underworld to do business.

Granny Meng coughed resentfully.

Of course Jingya wouldn't eat what Po Meng gave, he would be a fool if he ate any more, because he was the unlucky god who drank Po Meng's soup. Fortunately, the soup was too bitter, and Jingya spit it out as soon as he drank it, so he didn't After drinking it in his stomach, that's it. After he went back, his mouth was still bitter for three days, and everything he ate was bitter.

"Meow!" Resolutely refuse to drink, even if killed.

"Good boy." Zheng Yu rubbed Yun Tuan's little head, and found that the hair on the top of its head was longer than other hairs. He stroked it, and said with a light smile, "Go back and trim it for you."

"Meow meow." Although Jingya finds the coffin face distasteful in every possible way, she has to say that coffin face trimming is very experienced and technical, and every time he can be groomed into a heroic appearance, the beauty degree immediately increases several levels, Jing Ya Very satisfied.