to the corpse

She went to the mountain many times. Du Weiwei brought thick clothes this time, and was laughed at by the other two girls. She stood in the yard early in the morning and let out a sigh of relief. The hot air condensed into white mist, and the temperature difference was very large.

"It should be because there was rain in the mountains last night, and the temperature dropped so much today."

Abu's brother was actually wearing a down jacket, and he was wearing leather gloves: "It seems that you were all tired yesterday. There was a torrential rain in the middle of the night. It rained for half an hour, but the temperature dropped by almost ten degrees. Today we don't It’s too deep, I’ll take you guys to play, it’s better after it’s rained, the fungus has come out, it’s very delicious.”

"Come on, put it on, don't be disgusted."

Abu brought two earthy clothes that looked like they were in the 80s. Although they looked ugly, they were still warm.

"Thank you, Lord Abu, for the gift."

Abu’s family still has guns. Brother Abu straightened his waist with a gun, making the girls scream again and blushing again.

The young man, yesterday he was concerned about other people's life and death, and today he entered the mountain and started to live and dance again, pointing at this and commenting on that, he was very happy.It's not that the world is hot and cold, it's that it's none of your business.

Abu and Abu's elder brother are like ducks in water when they enter the mountains, delicious small yellow wild fruits can be seen everywhere in the grass, and there is a nice name called Huangdibao.There are also wild hazelnuts on the tree, Brother Abu can be sure of every dozen.

"What is this?"

Now these girls will not let go of the tree with fruit, and Du Weiwei has never seen this kind of green fruit. She grabbed the ear of Yi's corpse: "You pretend to climb the tree, and beat me some of these small fruits .”

So Yi's corpse used its limbs together, like a leopard, and ran up the tree. Abu and Abu's brother were shocked. What kind of tree climbing method is this?Not hallucinating? ! excuseme?

"Wow, your cousin is so good, she is indeed a girl who came out of the mountains, and the test questions shake the tree."

Yi's corpse shook hands on the tree: "Get out of the way."

The few people took a few steps back in a daze, and then took a few more steps. With a click, the tree on the top of the tree snapped. Du Weiwei twitched the corners of her mouth: "I didn't tell you to cut down the tree, come down!"

Yi's corpse used both hands and feet again, and ran backwards with its head up. Fortunately, those people's attention was already on the fallen branches, otherwise they would have died of fright.

"It's a little sticky, what is this thing? Can it be eaten?"

Brother Abu picked a few cracked fruits and peeled the fruits inside, and several people suddenly realized: "This is a chestnut! Wild chestnut!" Raw wild chestnuts are very watery and sweet in the mouth. It is even more delicious than fried chestnuts in sugar.

While the few people were eating with gusto, there was a noise not far from the woods, and Brother Abu immediately raised his gun: "There is a lot of movement, it should not be a hare, it may be a silly roe deer."

"Could it be a bear or a tiger?"

Brother Abu narrowed one eye: "I haven't seen it for decades, it's impossible, you stand behind me."

Everyone was not afraid of anything, and besides, there was a gun. Everyone walked towards the sound. To their surprise, it was not an animal hiding in the bushes, but a child.

If a piece of music is added at this time, this kid should be the best in the dance hall, and he dances so flamboyantly.

"Boom, Shakaraka, Dang Dang Dang Dang."

"Vivi, no soundtrack..."

"Oh."

Brother Abu walked over and grabbed the child by the hair and lifted him up: "Isn't this a little vagabond? It seems that no one is feeding today, so he ran to the mountains by himself."

Abu squatted down and rummaged through the leaves, and some colorful mushrooms were exposed. Abu picked some: "The little wanderer ate the mushrooms, no wonder he is so crazy, so he was poisoned, what a pity."

"No father or mother?"

"Wild child, mom went out to work and disappeared."

Du Weiwei is more interested in mushrooms: "What kind of mushroom is this, will you die if you eat it?"

"It's not like a dead person, it's just that eating it will cause hallucinations, and it will be happy when eating, but after eating it will have very serious side effects, such as strong vomiting and dizziness, ah, Weiwei, what are you doing?"

Du Weiwei ate more than half of the mushrooms in one bite, and she swallowed them almost without chewing. Xiaojie stammered: "Why, why?"

"Friend." Du Weiwei patted her on the shoulder: "Have you ever taken medicine? No, this is an opportunity!"

Abu's elder brother controlled the crazy child with one hand, while looking at Du Weiwei worriedly, is this the one his sister wants to introduce?Or the other two girls are more normal, good and good.

"Damn it, there are flowers blooming on your heads."

Several people looked at each other and started.

Du Weiwei stretched out her hand to grab it, and she picked a flower from the head of Yi's corpse: "Look, lily."

Qi Qi looked at Du Weiwei's hand, and nodded in confusion: "What color is it?"

"White as snow, so fragrant, very good! Watch me make dumplings for you!"

Du Weiwei quickly threw away the lily, and started kneading the dough. She woke up for a while, cut strips, rubbed them long, cut them into small pieces, flattened them with her hands, and finally rolled them into skins and began to fill them with fillings. Cook them and serve them on the table : "Okay, let's eat together, do you want to put garlic? It's stuffed with leek and yellow pork, it's very delicious."

Just when he was hesitating whether to eat or not, Du Weiwei became angry: "Is my cooking not delicious?"

"delicious."

Abu and the others were in tears, they were all in their twenties, and they still wanted to play house, so everyone had to pretend to take a dipping dish, poured vinegar and chili, and ate it with relish.

"It's good as long as it's delicious, I'll give you some more, and there are more."

Suddenly Du Weiwei froze, as if the colander in her hand fell to the ground, she covered her mouth in panic: "Don't eat it!"

Xiaohui's face was full of black lines: "What's the matter? Your dumplings are poisonous?"

"The Japanese are coming! We are all flower girls, run!"

puff.

Du Weiwei started running by herself, and everyone was worried, so they had to keep up. Yi's corpse caught the little homeless who had started to vomit under his armpit, bumped and vomited while running, and suffered all kinds of torture.

Finally, Du Weiwei was tired from running, and she sat down against a tree: "I, I'm too tired, I can't do it anymore, the Japanese are really vicious, don't they just want to know the secrets of our country? I won't tell them!"

Abu also stuck out his tongue tiredly, she took a step forward, Du Weiwei stared at her eyes: "Don't come here, Ya Die! I'm going to call my accomplice."

"You shout, I'm exhausted."

"I, forget it, let me tell you, our country has a shocking secret, and that is..."

Hmm, everyone held their breath.

"There is a beauty like me."

"cut."

Du Weiwei was already a little sober, she looked at everyone, and finally could recognize the clothes, that is, the child caught by Yi's corpse turned into a civet cat, and after a while everyone turned into Teletubbies again.

"My God, what are you doing with a civet cat between the dead bodies?"

Yi's corpse didn't answer her, she looked at the tree Du Weiwei was sitting on: "Why are the leaves of this tree still emerald green?"

"Ah, pick it off! I also have this tree over there. It's very delicious for making pastries. I'll teach you."

"Are you sure? Do you want to do it for us on the spot again?"

The child caught in Yi's body stopped vomiting, he suddenly took a bite of Yi's body, Yi's body frowned, he just vomited up just now, it was so dirty, he tore it up and threw it on the ground.

"You are not human! You all bully me, you don't give me food, I curse your whole family! Even you bully me, why do you hold me, I will kill you in the future, kill the whole village."

Xiaojie couldn't bear it: "This child is pitiful. It's not good to spit it out. Is it possible that you want to be poisoned all the time? You are really, it's a matter of one mouthful of food."

Abu complained: "How can we be blamed for this? He is a fellow in the village. We often give him food, and I even give him chocolates. It's just that his appetite is different from ordinary people. He can finish an adult's daily meals in one meal."

"Yeah, it's because of this reason that his aunt and grandma can't stand him. They kick him around like a football. Who doesn't have two or three children, so they can't afford to feed him."

While they were talking, the little vagabond got up and ran away, no one cared about him, Du Weiwei looked at the direction he was running: "Why is there a big raccoon?"

Everyone just thought she was still in a hallucination and didn't care. Yi's corpse, like Du Weiwei, frowned as he watched a big raccoon drag the little raccoon away.

"It's getting late, let's go back early, we should have dinner again when we go down the mountain."

Everyone naturally seconded the proposal, eating dumplings and being chased by the Japanese, I was already hungry, this trip up the mountain is not a disadvantage, at least for Du Weiwei, at least her youth has been knocked down by mushrooms, and she will not be caught. The dog ate it.

Only Yi Corpse collected a lot of leaves by himself. Du Weiwei just wanted to say that it was indeed a corpse, her little padded jacket, etc., but Yi Corpse scooped her up like a sack, and threw Du Weiwei head down to resist. on the shoulders.

So everyone went down the mountain singing and dancing with wild chestnuts, delicious hazelnuts and all kinds of fresh mushrooms, except for one person, that is Du Weiwei who walked all the way and vomited all the way. She beat Yi's body: "No wonder they want to kill you Ouch, I'm going to kill you too!"

Abu walked in front: "If I knew this, why would you eat that mushroom? You still eat the mushroom that is poisonous. Don't tell me you don't regret it."

"I, I regret it!"

Unexpectedly, ordinary leaves can really be steamed into delicious cakes. Du Weiwei ate more than a dozen yuan, but one piece can actually detoxify, mainly because it is so delicious.Looking at the delicious and sweet Yi corpse, she stretched out her hand to put Yi's corpse in her ear.

"Is it the big raccoon?"

Yi Corpse nodded.

"I can see a demon after eating this mushroom?"

Corpse Yi nodded and lowered his voice: "That kid is a raccoon cat half-demon, and that big raccoon is a big raccoon demon."

Du Weiwei was a little embarrassed. Although mushrooms are good, the problem is that they always vomit after eating them.

The author has something to say: Be cautious when eating mushrooms, Quack.