to the corpse

Du Weiwei's face was flushed, Yi Corpse looked at her, and sincerely apologized: "I didn't do it on purpose, someone hit me with something, and my head was flattened."

"I don't even know what to say, so you did it on purpose last time?"

Yi Corpse thought for a while, then nodded: "That's not true, it's always played like this on TV, kiss goodbye, will you want it in the future?"

"...No need for anything special."

"Pay attention to me!"

Du Weiwei picked up Ci Hai and threw it back: "You just say, what do you want me to bring out, big waist?"

"Cut, it's only 10,000+, and you still have to be arrested. You will be poor at first glance. Let me think about it. You go and get a pair of thangkas for me."

"Where can I get it? Tibet? I was hit by altitude sickness before I arrived. Do you provide rhodiola?"

Wu Xiubo spat out the melon seeds: "Where do you need to go? You go to Hangzhou for a while, and I will help you when you come back. I will get a few knots of lotus root to make a new body."

"Uncle, let's discuss, can we make it with roses?"

"Okay, I will use durian, and you will be a durian fairy from now on."

"I smashed you to death!!!"

Wu Xiubo threw another address to her: "Go, Pikachu."

"Fuck you, it's not an NPC, the mission didn't explain where to go, who do we ask for Thangka? Do you want money? Or what?"

Wu Xiubo threw a handful of melon seeds: "You'll know if you go there, these melon seeds are for you to eat, one can suppress your demon nature for a day, or you will start eating papa before it arrives."

"On behalf of all of us, I spit on you!!!"

Coming out of the Xiaojin Building, Du Weiwei stroked her chin: "How did he know that I had just two weeks free? He gave me fourteen melon seeds. Isn't that forcing people to take them back in two weeks?"

Yi's corpse didn't say a word, Du Weiwei felt strange, turned to look at her, why she also blushed, and asked: "Dried?"

"If Weiwei really becomes Ba, I will always be by your side."

Du Weiwei kicked her ass: "I don't want to become Ba, by the way, I'm curious, what name did I give you in my last life?"

"Easy one."

With fallen leaves blowing by, Du Weiwei was thinking, what kind of person was she in her previous life?

"Let me tell you, look at this address, the second alley of Jinshan 80st Road, what does it mean? This is a big hermit hidden in the city. In such a Jiangnan water town, there are many alleys in the [-]s and [-]s, the kind that don't even have toilets. Some people specialize in emptying spittoons, living there is not suffering, but flirting."

Corpse Yi opened his mouth: "I'm hungry."

"laity!"

Turning and turning, the two of them lost their way in the alley as expected. Du Weiwei was led past the same wonton stall three times by Yi's corpse. Now, does the demon need to eat every day?."

"Grandma, five bowls."

Small dried shrimps, black seaweed, green chives, yellow egg skin, and a little pepper, small wontons one bite at a time, the deliciousness is a bit outrageous.Du Weiwei and Yi Xingshi even finished their soup, and a bowl of wontons only cost four yuan. Du Weiwei felt that this should be on the tip of the tongue of China, and most of the delicious food is in the folk.

"Grandma, let me ask you, how to get to this place?"

"Little girl, you have to turn your head here. You have finished all my wontons. I just closed the stall. Please help me, and I will take you there."

It was a big pot and a stove, and there was a huge pile of things stuffed on the cart. Yi's body pushed, Du Weiwei supported, and followed her mother-in-law carefully, not daring to make mistakes.

"Mother-in-law, you have been selling wontons for decades, right? It must be the kind that has never been raised in price and has the same quality for decades? Is there any secret? Is it a sincere heart?"

"No, I've only been here for three years, and there's no secret recipe, it's just a little bit more MSG."

"Oh." There was no way to chat happily anymore, and the three of them were silent all the way.

After arriving at her mother-in-law's house and setting it up for her, and even washing her, the mother-in-law slowly said, "Why are you here looking for me?"

"Who is looking for you? Hey?!"

The mother-in-law wandered upstairs, Du Weiwei was a little dazed when she heard the sound of mahjong, she was playing tricks on them, if you want them to work, just tell them!

Walking on the wooden stairs, creaking and not seeing the sun, it is a miracle that there is no mold living here, so it is not surprising that the thangkas are moldy.

"Can I just take it away? I ate your wonton again and washed the pot for you. You have to pay us back."

The mother-in-law squinted: "Sit down, I won't stop you if you want to go to heaven."

The room is so small that there is only one bed, and Du Weiwei jumped up as soon as she sat down: "Why is it still wet?"

"As long as you have a lot of work, who will turn on the electric blanket for you. Let's agree first, this Thangka can be taken away, but you have to help me bring something out of it."

Tsk, the chain of missions is really not the end here, Du Weiwei pointed at Thangka: "What do you want, I will tear a piece for you, anyway Wu Xiubo didn't say he wanted it complete."

The mother-in-law picked up the thangka: "Have you read Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio? Remember there is a story called wall painting? A reader stood in front of the mural and had a big dream. He couldn't tell if it was real or not. Like you, enter the thangka and take out a lotus flower for me.”

Du Weiwei looked at the moldy thangka, and a musty smell came out. The mother-in-law shook the thangka, and Du Weiwei was almost knocked out. ah?"

"More than a dozen people have gone in and never came out again. I have a nickname besides Wonton Zhang."

"What the hell?"

"Cannibal Zhang!"

The mother-in-law took a thangka and slapped the two of them on the head. Du Weiwei just thought that it was too late to show all kinds of emoticons, so she rushed to the street and passed out.

Crash, clatter, Du Xiaoyue opened her eyes, a huge lotus leaf covered her face, she lost the lotus leaf, squinted her eyes, and fell asleep unconsciously.

"Xiaoyue must have been sleepy late last night, look quickly, she has black eyes, hahaha."

Du Xiaoyue sat up, the boat swayed, she stretched herself: "I can't sleep all day long, cutting it is too hard, hey, there is a lotus pod, we picked it."

The boat rowed towards the place Du Xiaoyue pointed to, and several girls were laughing and laughing. Du Xiaoyue tiptoed to hook and caught the lotus pod and she smiled: "I caught it, it's so big, look at my .”

No one listened to what she was saying, the two who were fighting couldn't stand firm, Du Xiaoyue was pushed like this, and she fell straight into the lotus lake.

"Oh, Xiaoyue fell into the lake, haha."

"Xiaoyue, swim up quickly."

Du Xiaoyue choked on her saliva: "Ahem, I can't swim!"

Now the ladies were all terrified, all the children in Jiangnan Water Town could swim, even the girls, they rushed to pull her.The lake is not deep, but is full of mud.Du Xiaoyue was also flustered, her feet sank into the mud, dragged and dragged for a while, almost everyone fell into the water.

"Oh, Xiaoyue'er is dirty."

"Boatman, hurry back, hurry up, Yi is going to catch a cold."

The speed of the boat has increased, and the boatman is also a little embarrassed. Today, he has rowed all afternoon and has reached the center of the lake.A bigger boat came from a distance, and when he looked closer, the boatman heaved a sigh of relief.

"Ladies, those are the clothes of my friend Abang. His boat is very big. He usually rents it out to rich and dignified people's homes. There must be towels and hot water on it. It's good to wipe it off. What do you say?"

It's not cold, but it's muddy all over. It's unbearable. Everyone is looking at Du Xiaoyue. Du Xiaoyue looks at the slowly approaching boat and nods. She remembers when her cousin came I have also been on it, and it is indeed much better than this boat.

"Abang, abang, boast a little."

"I know."

This boat is just a small shed, and a woman came out, dressed very gorgeously, the red cheongsam was shining brightly in the sun, she was so tall, she didn't look like a southerner, but she was from inside the Guan. It's not that he looks very good, maybe a few more words from the country came out.

"Where is my sister, the whole body is covered in mud, she rolled down by accident, come on, come on, I'll wipe it off for you."

The good-looking woman stretched out her hand, and it was the first time for Du Xiaoyue to be unguarded against strangers, she reached out and put her hand on her hand, she felt that this tall girl's hands were cold and very comfortable in the scorching summer.

"Then I'll wipe and wipe."

Du Xiaoyue looked at the woman who was about to follow in, the woman smiled, she wanted to help out of good intentions, but she sensed Du Xiaoyue's embarrassment, and went out again.

"The little girls are out to play?"

"Yes, the school is on holiday."

"Oh, you are from Jiatang Women's College, right?"

"Yeah, you don't know, the one inside is the daughter of the principal of the school."

"Hey, I know this. It's better to say that everyone in Hang County doesn't know who doesn't know who doesn't. It's Ms. Du, right?"

Du Xiaoyue wiped it for a long time, and a lot of mud had penetrated into her blue college uniform. She walked out in a little embarrassment: "Thank you, let's hurry back."

The tall woman turned her head and smiled: "Miss Tingqing, I just came to swim in the lake by chance, and I didn't bring a lot of clothes. The boat is fast. Go to my place and change some clothes."

"Why bother you, I'd better go back. If you dare to ask my sister's name, I will definitely visit and thank you in the future."

Before the tall one could speak, her good sister started to turn against her.

"Just go to my sister's place."

"Yeah, your house is in the north of the city, passing through the city, it's so dirty, it's not good, you'd better go to my sister's place."

Du Xiaoyue has a bit of a headache, this is a stranger, sister is long and sister is short, isn't it good?

The author has something to say: Quack, I'm going to someone's house for the first time, okay?good!

Thank you, Mines of the First Sun of Winter

Thanks to the smiling half-step crazy mine