to the corpse

After wandering all the way, finally came to the dazzling golden house, Du Weiwei stuck the sugar liquid from her mouth on Yi's corpse's clothes.A strong milky smell came, Du Weiwei just finished eating the candied haws, she licked her lips: "Let's have another bowl of milk tea."

Du Weiwei took a step into the store, and Wu Xiubo became furious: "You still dare to come? Get out of here! You took away my double repair book last time, what else do you want? Get out!" He finished speaking He also took the book in his hand and threw it over.

This kind of attitude is a little baffling. Du Weiwei didn't kill his beloved woman, nor did he open a yurt-like store next to him to grab business. Why did he make such a big fuss?What?You said that double cultivation?That's not enough, because it was printed in batches, and there were more than a dozen copies.

So in the end, there was only one reason for using the method of elimination, and that was the person sitting next to Wu Xiubo, who made him so angry that he didn't want Du Weiwei to go in.Of course Du Weiwei wasn't so mean, she quietly withdrew.

"Huh?" The person sitting next to the uncle stood up, Wu Xiubo gritted his teeth, it was really a fucking bad time to come.

"Ghost Boy, ah, compared to Ghost Boy, I'm more interested in you, Du Weiwei."

Yi's body froze a bit, and this person came out step by step. When standing in the sun, there was no warmth, only coldness.

When facing an existence that is much stronger than yourself, then you must not run, because you will die faster, it is better to die with face and dignity. —— Yi Corpse's own famous quote.

"Your little Ba, why has your realm retreated so much? This is not acceptable."

Du Weiwei really wanted to ask who you are directly, but she still chose to protect Xiaodoudou first: "You are such an old man, you will never attack children, right?"

"Hahaha, you're really interesting, otherwise you wouldn't have cracked up Lao Wang."

This sentence contains a lot of information. Du Weiwei's old kings, do you still remember that at the beginning of the academy, the hedgehog spirit, by the way, the hedgehog spirit's thorns were all made into weapons by Du Weiwei and used by Yi Corpse. Why didn't I mention it until now, I forgot.

Logically speaking, this matter should be unknown to everyone, but why does this person know now?Of course, the above is all Du Weiwei's wishful thinking, but two things died on the rooftop!Even if the hedgehog is mutated, what about the mandrill?No one has dealt with it yet.

Besides, Lao Wang disappeared out of thin air, and many people knew that he went to school before disappearing, so Du Weiwei was still too young.

"Come on, girl, come in and sit down. I really don't want to discuss too many deals with you now. It's okay to chat with you. It just so happens that the milk tea is ready." When the man spoke, he glanced at Wu Xiubo meaningfully. , Wu Xiubo stroked his own beard, pretending that nothing had to do with him.

"Don't touch it, it's time to scratch it."

Du Weiwei didn't catch her breath for a long time while holding the milk tea, but Xiao Doudou was blowing and drinking by herself, playing with the prayer wheel happily.Yi's body was still in a frozen state, mechanically stuffing the tsampa into his mouth one by one.

"Don't be nervous. Let me introduce myself. My surname is Min, and I'm the leader of Lao Wang, the kind of leader he has never seen before."

Du Weiwei let out a dry laugh from between her teeth: "Your name is really special, and you are really the same as all the leaders, you have no airs at all, oh hehehe."

Min Baa also laughed: "Then you must know that I am the same as all the leaders. I can tell who is flattering and who is talking hypocrisy. I am also a half-demon, so you can understand it a little bit. Yet?"

Du Weiwei rolled her eyes, Wu Xiubo smiled unkindly, and Min Baa added another cup of milk tea for herself, causing Wu Xiubo to stop laughing immediately, although it was wholesale, it was also very expensive, okay, the milk essence content is super high.

"I'm being rude. You are a child who has no one to teach you. You will easily go astray if you come into contact with the bottom class. Let me take care of you." This sentence is a statement, not a question. Du Weiwei doesn't like it very much. She had already noticed the abnormal behavior of Yi's corpse. There was no tsampa on the plate, and she was still mechanically repeating the grabbing action.This Min Baa just said that Yi Corpse's realm has retreated, so it can be easily deduced that Yi Corpse can't beat this half-demon.

"Can I understand that what you just said is scolding me? It is meaningless to say that I am uneducated. Such a personal attack is meaningless."

Du Weiwei just glanced at Yi's corpse out of the corner of her eye, but Min Baa still saw it.

"It's meaningless for you to mess around. Don't worry, kids. I won't do anything to you. After all, this is a neutral place. Besides, I have no one to teach me. Go back to the topic I just talked about. Demon. Just like our great XX Party, we are also an organized and disciplined gang.”

Du Weiwei complained silently, is it really good to say that.

"We also have many schools, and sometimes there will be struggles, but we are still unanimous in dealing with demons. As for me, I am one of the Zodiacs of our half-demon alliance. In a sense, I am very strong. "

"Are the zodiac signs divided according to the constellations?" Of course Du Weiwei was nonsense, contacting Min Baa's name, she had a bad feeling, could it be that Min Baa is half-goat, half-human?

Min Baa smiled all over her face: "Children really believe in horoscopes. They belong to the twelve zodiac signs. I am the head of a goat. Coincidentally, I am also a half-goat and half-goat."

Pfft, yeah.Du Weiwei had the impression that you were teasing me, and it was the right choice not to complain about the name before: "So that's the case, what does that have to do with me?"

Min Baa shook her head: "I think that when a person is caught by others, if he lowers his posture appropriately, there is a 30.00% chance that the other party will be paralyzed."

Du Weiwei gritted her teeth: "You must be the 70.00%."

"This doesn't affect your low profile. I think not only we are interested in your identity as a demon doctor, but the demons are also very interested. But now we will not touch you, nor will they, we will not It’s a kind of balance. Of course, it’s really a coincidence today, I’m here to buy something, and you just appeared on the stage like this, although it’s not unexpected, it’s also unexpected, and it’s not a break of the balance.”

Du Weiwei finally understands that although there are few demon doctors in the world, she is still too weak, and now she is not even qualified to deal with them. Isn't this just looking at people through the cracks of the door and looking down on people!

"Talking about the tongue twister, you, I almost understand it now, do you have anything else to explain?"

Min Mea really thought about it seriously: "Instead of asking us to mess with you after you graduate, it's better for you to make your own decision, which also shows that we are democratic. I'll just say it straight, please don't go to a big hospital after you graduate, that way It will waste a lot of your time, but at this point, I have a good place to recommend you, how about the Shennongjia tourist attraction community hospital?"

Du Weiwei looked constipated. After studying for so many years, she was finally sent to the community hospital. Is this really okay?She doesn't have the face to attend class reunions. It's definitely impossible for her to marry in the future, so she can't compare to her husband. The work is still like this... Typical studies are good and there is no representative of a good end.

"Don't be too disappointed. If possible, we will also give you some subsidies, car and house, and marriage if you need it. If necessary, we can also provide you with various weaponry , make you more face."

"Hey, let me stop complaining about why you know what I'm thinking. Is it really okay for my life to be planned by you?"

Min Baa had already finished the milk tea in the cup, he stood up and took the thangka on the side of the stool in his hand: "Since this pair of thangkas have been returned to the original owner, I will take my leave and finally sell you a pair of thangkas." Favor, this kid is hopeless. If we found him in the early years, it would not be the case now, but you should also know that there is a kind of kiwi fruit called: Invincible Hawthorn Pill, which will be delivered to you in a few days. You can live a few more days."

It turned out that the Thangka that Du Weiwei brought back belonged to this lord. Looking at his leaving back, Du Weiwei gritted her teeth, and even repeated insinuations couldn't arouse her to work hard. Isn't this nonsense? It's more than ten, is it too late to learn the piano? !This guy's parents are gone, who beat her!

Besides, where is it called Invincible Hawthorn Pills!Isn't it just a fruit, but it is said that this thing has disappeared long ago, and the half-demon alliance is really quite powerful.

Seeing that Du Weiwei wanted to drink milk tea, Wu Xiubo hurriedly stopped her: "Then what, it's so expensive, no, I mentioned it to you last time, your bone is just ordinary, and no one on the street can buy it." Will take the initiative to find you."

Du Weiwei was very depressed: "Stop it, stop it, I don't learn Tathagata God's Palm, I just learn some ordinary spells. A few days ago, when I encountered a ghost hitting a wall, there was no countermeasure, which made Xiaodoudou eat unclean things like this of."

"It's getting harder and harder for me as a middleman. I can't afford to mess with order and the way of heaven. So, in business, business, you are poor now, and this is the only one left. If you are still stupid, even if You owe me a favor."

Du Weiwei resolutely drank another cup of milk tea: "It's a good idea, I understand, I will still be useful in the future, order and heaven are the names of the half-demon and demon alliance, it's really big to get a name, both sides have different names It’s so wonderful.”

Wu Xiubo squinted his eyes. He had never seen such a brazen person. He even asked him to help him, even eating and taking, without giving him a penny.

"Hey, hurry up and go, I can't afford to provoke you, can't I still hide, Yaoshou."

No, it can't just leave it alone!Wu Xiubo is also very human, and he still knows how to snort the most despicable in the arena.

"Change!"

Du Weiwei rolled and hid on the spot, Yi's corpse was not so lucky, boom, she turned into a grass mud horse.

The author has something to say: I feel that if I don't write the main story...it's over, and I've been following the funny route, which is really bad!Let's write this article, more or less have my own shadow, but how can a cold person like me be so funny!