to the corpse

Where did Du Weiwei go?When Du Weiwei fell, she actually fell into the water. It wasn't like those youth movies that were shot so beautifully. She had a concave shape before entering the water, and her hairstyle was not messy. The water is blue and the person is beautiful. Du Weiwei hurried Almost choked on water.

When she was not in good health, she could not hold her breath for a minute, but now she practiced Wu Qin Da Fa, and it took only a little more than 1 minutes.

The water ghost's method is to pull the person down, and when the person is suffocated or frightened to death, it will take the opportunity to replace the person. If Du Weiwei dies, it will definitely not be her, it may be Du Huahua.

Du Weiwei subconsciously wanted to go upstream, and when she kicked her foot, her right leg was grabbed, and when she looked down, the black thing was definitely not a water plant.On the contrary, Du Weiwei was not in a hurry, she held the scalpel behind her hand to cut it, and it felt like she was cutting hair, as expected.

While cutting, Du Weiwei felt that her right foot was also in pain. She paused for a while, and the same thing happened when she went to cut again. She was stunned for a moment, how did she cut herself?Hallucination?

"You can't escape."

The voice of her own memories echoed in all directions, Du Weiwei was a little panicked, she looked up inexplicably, but was hit on the waist, swallowed a mouthful of water, spit out a lot of bubbles, and a shadow quickly receded and disappeared.

Du Weiwei really regretted it in her heart at this moment, why did she insist on eating sashimi!If you don't eat sashimi, you won't come to such a cold place here, and you won't fall into the river. If you don't fall into the river, your mobile phone won't break. Mobile phones are not cheap now.

Seeing that if it continues to develop, it will become a memory before death, Du Weiwei shook her head, the problem is that she really can't hold her breath anymore!There were lights of colorful colored glaze floating in her eyes, Du Weiwei felt her chest was about to explode, and died on the way to eat, what a shame!

Countless water monsters cheered and swam out from the bottom of the water. They circled around Du Weiwei, obviously performing some kind of cheering ceremony.Their cold palms brushed against Du Weiwei's chest one by one, apparently to test the goods, and after that, the water ghosts actually started fighting.

Du Weiwei obviously still had a breath, she saw this situation and almost went straight away, she was obviously robbing someone, everyone was getting impatient in the water, and wanted to go ashore to be human and enjoy the beautiful life of human beings, so If you don't let me, I won't let you either.

Finally, a fatter water ghost won, with a huge belly, it looked like he had drunk too much and was dragged into the water by the water ghost.Du Weiwei actually turned back to the light at this moment, her eyes widened, Ya Butterfly!If such an ugly monster wanted to occupy her body, she would not even die!

In fact, there is more fear now. Du Weiwei felt that the water ghost bit her right foot, and the hair that had been tied up with her just now disappeared. She saw the wound she had cut herself. above.

Are you going to die like this?The bastard Yi Corpse is really unreliable, and he hasn't come yet, he's really stupid!Du Weiwei sighed, what would I do without her easy corpse, no, she can't die!

Du Weiwei's horn carving necklace was floating in the water. Once again, she saw the horn carving doll and smiled and blinked. She was sure that this was not a hallucination before death!

The feeling of wanting to kill everything came again, and Du Weiwei became in a trance, as if she had become a butcher, that is, a butcher.

She has been slaughtering pigs for 20 years, with her eyes closed and her hands up and down, the bones and meat are separated, and the best plum blossom meat, pork belly, and large and small rows are neatly stacked. She has such confidence, because she has been slaughtering pigs for many years. felt it.

Today's big hatchet has become a small scalpel, but it doesn't matter, this does not affect Du Weiwei's performance, her expression is focused and serious, her right foot is raised, and the fat water ghost is lying on Du Weiwei's body without knowing it. His legs were motionless.

Du Weiwei twisted her head with her left hand, and started to work with her right hand. First, the two sides of the arms, with two cuts on one side, the meat was separated, then the chest, where the meat was very tender, and then the back, where the lean meat was cut open little by little. In the end, I cut off the head. If I had a big plate, I would be able to make a flower by now.

The water ghosts were a little shocked. Didn't this person die just now? What's the matter with this sudden change?Before everyone could react, Du Weiwei had already caught the second water demon.

This water demon is not a water ghost, it thinks it can escape by turning back into its real body, a grouper fish appeared, the corners of Du Weiwei's mouth curled up, there was a fish.

The grouper just swung its tail, and it was poked in the head by Du Weiwei. Du Weiwei actually scraped the fish scales in the water. This kind of technique is definitely not like someone who can't cook.Thin slices of five to eight centimeters floated in the water.

Grouper has very few bones, and the most common method is steaming. Few people eat sashimi. The best dipping sauce for this fish is not soy sauce and wasabi, but chopped pepper. The hot and sour taste can make you Heaven in an instant.

Well, those who didn’t know thought this was an introduction to food. Back to the topic, Du Weiwei made sashimi, but the problem is that she can’t eat it now, which gave her a headache. She just remembered, should she go back The shore is the business!

Du Weiwei looked at the remaining water ghosts and water demons. They had already run away timidly, but a few stayed behind with gritted teeth. After all, borrowing life was too tempting for them.

A female water ghost rushed up first, her hair stretched infinitely, unlike the hair just now, these hairs have a corrosive effect, and Yi's body-pained face twitched a little, she coldly said: "Looking for death !"

These two characters turned into bubbles, and I don't know if Yuyu understands them or not.

Enduring the pain, Du Weiwei wrapped her hair in her hands, pulled the female water ghost over forcefully, and then kicked her in the face: "I gave you a face, didn't I, I said I wanted to eat you, so go ahead!" Come here with a pole? Who knows what kind of fish you are with a confused face? My sister told your sister not to eat crucian carp, do you know how many thorns you have?"

Gudongdong, a series of bubbles, the water ghosts are stunned, and finally know to run away, Du Weiwei transformed into Ye Shiwen, caught every one accurately, in a few years, the Rio de Janeiro Olympic Games in Brazil, our country may have another veteran in the water event .

Anyway, when Du Weiwei surfaced, she had a string of fish in her hand.Looking around, she saw Yi's corpse struggling in the distance, sighed, swam over and stood up, walked over and kicked Yi's ass: "Are you filming? "

Yi's corpse choked on several saliva, she finally sat down with her buttocks, her head was still above the water, and she was very embarrassed for a while.

"I caught the fish, let's go back and eat." Du Weiwei collapsed after finishing speaking, probably because the plug-in had been on for too long, and finally she was exhausted and collapsed.

The sun rose at [-]:[-], Du Weiwei opened her eyes and started a busy day. When she got dressed and was about to get out of bed, she saw her footbath, washbasin and that basin, all filled with fish. !

There are all kinds of species here, crucian carp is the most, followed by grass carp, and Chinese sturgeon giant salamander and other national first-class protected animals. Du Weiwei is a bit square, she has not forgotten what happened yesterday, everything is vivid and impressive.

Her first reaction was to pick up her horn carving. This doll is cute and naive, and it still looks the same.Du Weiwei glanced at Yi's corpse, who was still sleeping soundly, and cleared her throat.

"Ahem, I know you are alive, can you speak? What the hell are you? Did someone cross over to the horned eagle? Oh, then you are too miserable."

After talking for a long time, Du Weiwei finally felt that her behavior was a little stupid. She heard the sound of Yi's corpse turning over, and calmly put the horned eagle back.Three pots of fish also heard her talking to herself, Du Weiwei slammed her mouth: "Let's eat fish hot pot tonight."

Du Weiwei went to the toilet, and Yi's corpse finally got up. She stretched herself, and a grass carp emerged from the water: "For the sake of being a demon, I advise you to run away quickly, that woman is crazy. The necklace speaks for itself!"

Yi's corpse patted the bed: "I know she has no good intentions in taking that necklace, it must be because that necklace looks like Guo Biting!"

Fish: Damn retarded.

Today, only Du Weiwei and senior brother Zhou were the only two people attending the consultation. Du Weiwei didn't know what was wrong, and she felt very irritable when she sat down.After seeing a few patients, they sent off for further examination. She took a sip of cold boiled water, but she couldn't suppress it.

"What's the matter, Auntie is here today?"

"Your whole family has come to be your aunt!"

Brother Zhou chose to shut up quickly, this is not coming to the aunt, this is eating explosives.

Another person came in, this time he brought a film, Du Weiwei just glanced at it, and she opened her mouth impatiently: "You've already..."

"Hey!"

Brother Zhou quickly took the film: "This is not well controlled, did you come alone? What about your family?"

"outside."

"Call in, you go out and wait a while."

Du Weiwei didn't realize it until she was interrupted like this. What she wanted to say just now was: What has it all spread into? It's a waste of time to come to us. She's still busy if you're not busy. Hurry up and get on with the funeral.

The doctor is benevolent. Although she doesn't have good intentions in her heart, she still wants to treat patients. Is such a cold-blooded person really her?

"What's the matter? I see that you have been doing nothing lately?"

Du Weiwei rubbed her temples: "I'm not too sure, maybe I'm really unwell, I'll see if no one comes, so, the school will be on holiday soon, I'll go back and sort out the report, adjust it, I'll come back when I'm on vacation."

"Junior Sister!"

Du Weiwei twitched the corner of her mouth: "Don't shake me, are you Ma Jingtao? You shook me to death even though I was alive."

"No, I just want to express that I am very tired without one more person working."

The author has something to say: Well, it’s the weekend, I wish you all a happy weekend~

Discuss with everyone, in today's society, is it better to be a villain or a gentleman?

Finally, thanks again to Mo Shengran for mine~