to the corpse

Du Weiwei and Yi Corpse couldn't leave Shennongjia for too long. After much deliberation, they planned to make a big game to attract everyone, which could be regarded as an away game and a home game.

"Wu Xiubo is first and foremost a businessman."

Corpse Yi nodded: "Profit comes first. If killing his father can give him something to be jealous of, I don't think he will even blink."

"Yes, this is his characteristic. He thinks that our strength is weak, and he should be regarded as a weight that can be sold. In his view, this is normal and fair, and we can only think so."

Du Weiwei poked at his photo: "He thinks he is a jack-of-all-trades, extremely lubricated, just like a loach, no one can catch him, a perfect middleman, then I will slap him hard in the face to let him know Sometimes when people do things, in addition to their own morality, they also need to have a basic bottom line."

Yi Corpse nodded: "Slap him in the face hard, let's make him believe it, and finally break his promise and humiliate him." At this point, Yi Corpse narrowed his eyes: "It's okay to break a leg, isn't he Do you look down on us?"

"You really ate his soft tongue. I originally wanted him to never see this world again."

Yi Corpse was really embarrassed: "I drank too much milk tea and ate too much tsampa, and besides, I took a lot of his pornographic books."

"Okay, let him go, let's talk about the Gu carving."

Yi Corpse smiled inexplicably, and Du Weiwei's face was strange: "What's the matter, have you eaten too much chicken feet with pickled peppers?"

"I didn't eat all the bones on the table! You ate most of them, okay?"

Du Weiwei immediately understood that last time Gu Diao really bullied the two of them hard, and the injuries suffered were serious, but not life-threatening.It is more contempt for them than an insult.

"Didn't he say that at our level, we can't catch up with him in 100 years?"

Yi's corpse also swallowed half a bucket of Yaoyuan, which is much faster than eating monsters. Now that he encounters Gu Eagles again, he will definitely have the strength to fight again, and they must be the winners this time!

"I really hate him to the bottom of my heart. I don't feel comfortable killing him."

Du Weiwei nodded: "Yeah, it's not an exaggeration to lose one's bone and ashes. The next thing to do is to go directly to the Gu carving clan to expose that this Gu carving is greedy for the family's treasure. .”

"Then there is the middle policy and the best policy."

"That's right, the best strategy is to pull him into the Celestial Immortal Bureau, let him trade as a single person, and then we'll beat him up to relieve his anger."

"What's the best policy?"

Du Weiwei snorted softly: "Anyway, the two of us who are barefoot are not afraid of a group of them wearing shoes. If we want to make this game realistic, then let everyone come in and have fun. In addition, we have lost faith in the Gu carving clan, and everyone shouted Fight, let's..."

Yi Corpse also laughed: "Yeah, we are all like this, it doesn't matter if it is bigger, dead pigs are not afraid of boiling water."

"You're scolding yourself. How can you even scold me? The key to this game is to have truth and falsehood. Only nine points of truth and one point of falsehood can make people believe it."

"I know, we're going to have baits that make the fish jump out of the water."

Du Weiwei nodded: "A child can be taught."

"OK, the plan is set, let's go to bed first."

"Hey?!"

After the matter was over, Du Weiwei smoked a cigarette, pinched the chest of Yi's corpse and smiled evilly: "Little lady, this is the end of the matter, you just follow me, hahaha."

Bah, bah, that's not the case, Du Weiwei bit her handkerchief aggrievedly: "Why did you spank my little ass?"

"You don't like this?!"

"Asshole, I like it."

After talking about love for a long time, the two finally started to talk about business.

"I know that the Gu Diao family is similar to the dragon. When they are about to die, they don't tell anyone. They quietly come to the mass burial place of the Gu Diao, and wait there quietly to die."

Du Weiwei strongly agreed: "Yes, the point is that outsiders will definitely not know where their tombs are! From ancient times to the present, they are the only monsters who survived, just like giant pandas. I thought about it for a while , Tens of thousands of horns are money."

Yi's corpse squinted at her: "Many people are thinking about their ancestral graves. It's useless for us not to know the place."

"Ah."

Every time Du Weiwei smiles on the surface but doesn't smile, and has a half-smile expression, then she must have done something bad.

"Have you penetrated into the gu carving? Or have you hooked up with someone?"

"Wrong, the society is developing too fast now. It's not like in the past, when they felt that their health was going to die, they would choose to come to the hospital."

Corpse Yi nodded: "I see, is it because you have great medical skills that you brought him back from the gate of hell, and then he thanked you very much, so you got out of the tomb."

Du Weiwei looked surprised: "Honey, why are you so..."

"clever?"

"So two."

Yi's corpse rode on Du Weiwei's body: "Do you want to fight me for another five hundred rounds?"

"No, my back hurts."

Du Weiwei was finally defeated by Yi's dead body's tickling method: "Haha, of course it is to speed up his death. I also bought a locator from a certain treasure. I swallowed it in my stomach and couldn't digest it for a month. The connection is mine. Mobile phone, 3D three-dimensional map, when he hangs up, I will know where he died!"

"This is not good, it violates medical ethics."

Du Weiwei said seriously: "This is a novel with three wrong views. Others are my stepping stones. If this is cultivating immortals, then they are all my furnaces! Besides, since ancient times, no one has died. Death is the same."

"Then when will he die?"

"Well, the amount is not much, almost tomorrow night, the moon is dark and the wind is high, let's explore the Gu carving grave."

The moon is dark and the wind is high at night, killing people and setting fires.

Du Weiwei was a little embarrassed looking at the phone, Yi Corpse comforted her: "It's okay, I still have a chance next time, it's hard to tell if something on a certain treasure is true or false, if you're not careful, you'll be tricked, this time give a bad review, next time It’s enough to have a discerning eye.”

"Impossible! There are thousands of comments, not to mention zero negative comments, and there are comments from transnational criminals! It is said that they have successfully controlled the pigs to bring drugs into the mainland!"

"How do you know it's a transnational criminal?"

"His Wangwang name is a transnational criminal."

Yi's body was shocked: "I know it's a good review!"

Even though Body Yi dragged Du Weiwei back to sleep, Du Weiwei still didn't give up: "Look at this location, although it's in the air, I think it's very likely to be on the mountain."

"This is really an ordinary mountain. There are two reservoirs on it that raise bastards, and oranges are planted in the back mountain. We have all come here to pick flowers, the yellow ones, winter jasmine."

That being said, Yi's corpse still flew up with one arm around Du Weiwei. The oranges were only a little longer, and they were much smaller than the steamed buns.

Going further back, it is really in the air. If you fall down, it’s okay to die, but you will suffer if you don’t die. You have no food or drink, and you are waiting for the rescue team to rescue you.There was a big wave on the Internet, the donkey friends were willful, and the government dispatched helicopters to find people, wasting manpower and material resources, because the two girls were bored and wanted to watch the sunrise.

Of course Yi's corpse can fly, the above is purely YY, Du Weiwei gritted her teeth and stomped her feet, a cheating GPS!The more I thought about it, the angrier I became, and I picked a lump of orange from the tree and threw it down the mountain without public morality. Then something anti-physics, anti-science, and anti-materialism happened. The orange did not fall, but a black brick fell out.

This scene was due to the fact that Du Weiwei happened to be holding a flashlight in her hand, and the orange rolled, and now it really fell.

"What did I say, it's good to use it across criminal gangs, and the seller said it, and you will get cash back if you give it a good review."

He didn't have a sense of public morality, so he threw the orange in the past, but this time he was unlucky, and the orange fell directly.

"Ah, this must be some kind of formation. You have to step on it step by step. It's useless to fly directly."

The two people looked at each other, picked countless oranges, large and small, and almost wiped out the back mountain, peeled off a little skin, revealing the immature flesh, so that if they hit it, they would stick to it, and the stone slab would not disappear. up.

If the Gu carving family knew that they cracked it like this, they would probably spit out a mouthful of blood. It turns out that they set up the anti-cutting method.

This is a bit complicated. It is a code used in ancient wars. Gu carvings have been improved, and they made their own poems. Each character in the song has four tones, such as Yinping, which represents the East, and so on.The combination of initials and finals of each character is the location of the twelve earthly branches.

In this way, through poetry, we can know where each black brick appears. Only when the previous brick is stepped on, the next brick will appear. Finally, when the poem is over, we have reached the gate of the tomb.

Some of these black bricks are almost next to each other, while others are separated by a long distance, which can only be achieved by flying!

The appearance of the tomb only appears when the ugliness occurs. The right time and place are suitable for people, no, Gu carvings are harmonious, and both are indispensable. Now that Du Weiwei and Yi's corpse can easily decipher it, I really don't know whether to lament whether this is fate or this is fate!

As a result, the two of them swayed and stepped on this one, and the one that flew on the other, finally came to the tomb of the Gu carving.

The huge Gu sculpture at the door stopped the two of them first, and Du Weiwei trembled a little: "This, is this alive?"

Yi's corpse didn't dare to look directly at the gu sculpture's eyes, it was a little scary, but she couldn't be afraid in front of Du Weiwei, so she started talking nonsense: "This should be their ancestors, just like mummies, they are smeared with propolis, so they don't rot. Let’s stay here and bless their descendants for generations.”

Not to mention that Yi's body was covered seven or eight layers, it is indeed the ancestor of their Gu carvings, but it was not moved by some descendants, it is the ancestor who built the Gu carving tomb, it is willing to guard the door, and it also has the meaning of intimidating uninvited guests.

Du Weiwei hesitated for a long time whether to pay homage, and finally thought about it, this is not his father and mother, so she left two piles of immature oranges, borrowing flowers to offer blessings, shouting, digging your ancestral grave! !

The author has something to say: ah, ah, I am very sad, in such a season, all kinds of delicious food take turns, and I am fat again =. =