to the corpse

When Yi's corpse came back in the middle of the night, Du Weiwei turned over and asked in a daze, "Did you catch it?"

"Well, you go to sleep, I'll sleep after I tie it up."

Du Weiwei waited for a while, the coldness of Yi's body reassured her, and she finally fell asleep steadily.

When Du Weiwei woke up the next day, she saw the aardvark thrown on the ground with black hair and something familiar stuffed into her mouth. She thought about it for a long time, and became angry: "Corpse Yi, get over here!"

Corpse Yi rubbed his eyes and stretched his waist: "What do you call me without brushing your teeth?"

"Didn't you say you like my red zodiac year bra, so why stuff it into the aardvark's mouth now! How will I wear it after this!"

Yi Corpse frowned and looked at it for a long time: "I just did it, I can't see anything without the lights on, so let's change it."

This casually reached out and got Du Weiwei's red underwear again, Du Weiwei grabbed her ear: "If you want to die, say it."

"I was wrong, I was wrong." Corpse Yi rolled his eyes, and quickly changed the topic: "Why is it an aardvark?"

This aardvark was caught by Du Weiwei and put into the horned eagle by Yi's corpse. It looks like a black-haired pig, shiny and shiny, but its fangs are extraordinarily long, but it's just a decoration.

"Well, don't think that this thing is the most timid monster in the demon world, so it will scream at people, but it has a lot of monster spirit."

Yi's corpse tilted his head to look at the aardvark on the ground, puzzled.The aardvark is really too timid, and it is also a monster left over from ancient times. Unlike other big monsters, this aardvark can survive purely because of its cowardice!

The aardvark is good at digging holes. If there is a slight disturbance, the aardvark will immediately make a hole and go in. The funny thing is that its own head has gone in, and the buttocks are still outside.As for why it wasn't eaten, its meat is sour and astringent, and everyone will think about it unless it is the only one left in the world that can be eaten, and it will take a long time to think about it.

"Stupid, look at me."

The doll that took several days to carve was a bit horrible, Du Weiwei selectively ignored it, and cut the aardvark neatly, and the aardvark's peasy eyes finally closed.

Next is the moment to witness the miracle. The talisman paper that Du Weiwei took out at this moment is red, and the talisman on it is black. Yi corpse knows that this is made of a kind of black spider, and each spider has a human face on its back. Written by crushed and ground black water.

It was pasted horizontally on the aardvark's head, and the talisman paper burned by itself, and the back of the aardvark was three inches away from the neck, and gradually began to emit black air. the whole room.

"Oh my god."

Du Weiwei was very proud: "I have been studying hard every day these days, which is comparable to the college entrance examination. Different races have different sizes of souls after death. People are similar to themselves. The most powerful soul is not others, but the aardvark! "

"What's the use of this powerful soul?!"

"Hmph, this is the key to this Celestial Immortal Bureau. It looks as powerful as a Gu carving soul, but it's actually just a bag of grass on an embroidered pillow. You have to believe it if you use this to catch Wu Xiubo."

Yi's corpse understood: "Afterwards, everyone knows that this is just the soul of the aardvark, which can strangle Wu Xiubo to death."

The crux of the problem now is how to attract Wu Xiubo. This is also very easy to handle. Let Wu Xiubo see the benefits and possibilities of this business.

Du Weiwei made an appointment with Brother Shunfeng, found a box of nail polish, threw a scrap of the Gu carving corner into it, and repaired a book.

Dear Bobo, hello, you must be very interested in this item, you should have never thought of it, there is a second one, as for why I am looking for you, it is because I have something I want, and only you have it, One pair of thangkas, just that one, you come in person, we will deliver the goods first-hand.

In the days that followed, the most common chatter in the hospital was the birth of the baby of the Gu carving family. Everyone was discussing who would get this thing, who was spreading the news, is it true or not?

Of course it is false!Only one person knows about this, that is, the Gu carving that took the real horned carving, but now he is dumb and eats coptis, and he can't tell the pain, not only can't tell, he also pays special attention to this matter this time , it must be related to Du Weiwei and the others, so he wanted to know what kind of medicine was sold in this gourd!

The Celestial Bureau has been completed, waiting for you to enter the urn!

Wu Xiubo was very depressed after receiving the expedited express. He was depressed about which thangka it was?This thangka is really inexplicable, it can't be a lie.Well, it's a lie.Wu Xiubo threw away the nail-sized horn carvings, sat down and drank milk tea.

After a while, he couldn't sit still anymore, and he started to struggle with himself. Could it be that thangka? After a long time, there is no evil spirit sealed in it, but a pure heaven and earth, painted on it It is a sand altar, which violates the circle of heaven and earth, and it is the circle of heaven and earth.

This thangka has a lot of origins. All the thangkas here are due to the sealing of evil spirits, and the world in the painting is also continuously absorbing the aura of demon spirits to maintain them. The two are interdependent and indispensable.This one is not the case. Baopuzi is Ge Hong. The old man has entered this thangka to avoid the world, and when he came out, this thangka became a small world by itself.

If it is this thangka, it is also possible.

Sometimes people just think too much, especially Wu Xiubo, who has been in business for many years, there is no good person in the world except himself.

Du Weiwei also had a purpose in saying this. When they were chatting with Grandma Wonton, Grandma once said that Wu Xiubo had a very powerful Thangka, but she didn't say anything more. % is an analysis of him, he will definitely take the risk.

Wu Xiubo is good at beating pussies, which is also an advanced disguise technique, but it doesn't mean that Du Weiwei doesn't know how to do it, so the meeting between the two parties is quite funny.

Du Weiwei and Yi Corpse are shameless. The two thought about it for a long time and argued endlessly. Du Weiwei meant to become a well-known Russian girl group. It is said that the two are still a same-sex couple.For Yi's corpse to become Qin Shihuang and Zhu Yuanzhang, it has to be painted in the style of a history textbook.

In the end, the two took a step back, one became Obama, and the other became Hillary. The two were still holding hands sweetly. It is estimated that Clinton was about to vomit blood on the other side of the world.

Wu Xiubo is quite normal, but has become an ordinary middle-aged man.

"Ahem, you two are competitors. It's interesting. I brought the thangka, and I'll put it here."

Taking advantage of Wu Xiubo's absence, Du Weiwei cut off the horn carvings and painted them into a dark brown color, so that the ugliness can't be seen to a large extent.

Taking out the horn carving generously, Wu Xiubo was still in a hurry, Du Weiwei knew after a little thought that this Thangka was not the so-called most powerful one.

"You have no sincerity, unlike me, you took out the real thing."

The aardvark's soul is so hot that he doesn't care about using it once or twice. Du Weiwei threw it to Obama, and Obama forced out a mouthful of blood without changing his expression. A huge soul power impacted everyone present.

Hillary ran away, and Wu Xiubo followed when she saw that the situation was not good, leaving Obama alone. Yi's corpse felt extremely sad at the moment, not because everyone ran away, but because she wanted to bury her head in the ground too much .

"Huh, huh, why is there still one of this thing?"

"You know what a fart, keep a spare, so that even if the master Gu carving dies, the branch of the Gu carving in Beihai can survive."

Wu Xiubo thought about it for a while, and then Du Weiwei continued to say: "As soon as you come to this area, people will be watching you. You can't leave. There are too many people looking for me. Just forget about it."

"Okay, then answer me, you want this thangka to escape?"

Huh?There is a lot of information, Du Weiwei thought for a while and replied: "It's too messy here, there are too many enemies, how to use it is our own business."

This answer is tantamount to talking nonsense, but Wu Xiubo agrees very much: "Don't get involved, the most important thing is to run quietly. If you keep the green hills, you won't be afraid of no firewood. I will trade with you!"

Du Weiwei looked at her watch, almost 10 minutes had passed, she nodded: "It's ok, she can last for 10 minutes, this is the first attempt, you should have believed us early, wasted an opportunity."

Wu Xiubo doesn't think so, seeing is believing, besides, the soul is so strong just now, at least ten times is enough, even two or three times is worth it, unexpected can save a life at a critical moment.

Sure enough, Obama had returned to normal. Wu Xiubo handed over the sand altar thangka. The two sides shook hands and said goodbye, and the transaction was completed.

The first step of Tianxian Bureau was successful.

The second heir, Gu Diao, Du Weiwei gave him a nice name, Er Niao.

Er Niao didn't know that Wu Xiubo was here, and Wu Xiubo didn't dare to look for Er Niao.Suddenly there is another horned carving, it must be something that the Gu carving clan is rushing to get back, and it is very likely that they will beat people with a sap and not give them to Zao.

The water here is very turbid now, he must be fully prepared, preferably in the form of an auction to maximize the benefits.

The words are divided into three parts, the Gu carving clan is holding a representative meeting, and the leaders and high-level group, the patriarch, the five heirs and the elders are present at the meeting.

The first in line heir is the patriarch's son, and Er Niao's heart is bleeding. He is really forced to go to the grill, and he can't say no, and he can't leave.Now he opened his mouth and shouted that the genuine product was with him, so why didn't he hand it in earlier?What is your intention? !

This is good, everyone went out together to find the horned eagle. The trick is that he is still in a group with the first heir.

After holding back for a long time, Er Niao finally came up with a reason. He said to the first heir solemnly, "Brother, can I go and see my friend first? It will be over soon."

The author has something to say: Well, I have always thought that the red zodiac year bras are also pretty good-looking, and so are the underwear. Students, just imagine, it is a different kind of coquettish!Quack quack.