to the corpse

Master Xue is really crazy. The last time I saw her was a cute lady, but now she is a three or four-year-old baby. Du Weiwei can easily think of Doudou. Children of this age group really It's very cute.

"Well, why did you come to see us with your true colors?"

Master Xue's face turned dark: "Not long ago, one of my apprentices betrayed me. I don't even remember who he is. While I'm in seclusion, forcefully break through my slow swing. I was caught off guard, and it cost me too much." His Yuanshou became like this."

In a flash, Du Weiwei discussed many issues with Yue Yue, such as whether the current master Xue can kill and eat meat and drink soup. Now that he has become a child, he seems to be easy to deal with.

The moon also thought about it for a long time, and finally resisted the throbbing in his heart. A person who understands the theory of relativity may be able to shine in the end. Besides, if he is killed now, where can he find someone to control him? Demon League.

"It's really rebellious. Well, I've comforted you as well. Is there anything else you can do?"

Master Xue didn't expect Du Weiwei to play cards according to common sense, he wrapped himself in a puff of smoke, and his voice changed from a baby voice to a grandpa voice.

"Bring it in."

Seven or eight people squeezed into the small room at once, some men and some women, good guys, they are all zombies.

"What is this for?"

"Heh, this is my rebellious apprentice. All of them have good cultivation bases. It just so happens that among the friends I know, there are some who practice rigidity, and all of them become rigid."

Yi Corpse's hands almost covered Du Weiwei's face. It smelled worse than Ba's smell. Rigidity is the next level of Ba's body, with rot and corpse spots all over his body. There is no way to control it. He has no brains and only listens to the sound of the bell. .

"Oh, let me go, the meat will be gone before the end of the day."

"These are given to you, and it will be a great power at that time."

Du Weiwei snorted coldly: "Obviously you lent it to me. Once you recite the mantra with your little mouth, they won't listen to me. I'll try to see if I can make them more flexible. Give me the corpse bell."

A rusty bell came to Du Weiwei's hand, and Du Weiwei shook it violently: "Go downstairs and let the smell go, my god."

Master Xue didn't sit still, and left quickly. Du Weiwei pushed open the window, thinking in her heart that she had cheated the Monster Hunting Alliance with a lot of medicinal materials. These zombies should be sent to attract attention first, and finally gather into an ant formation to resist Ray, goodness goodness goodness.

"You said that Master Xue, with the 梼杌, can restrain his disease that keeps growing back?"

"You can't say that, he is a pond now, the water is almost dry, absorbing the 梼杌 is almost equivalent to filling the pond with water again."

Du Weiwei disagreed: "It's time to give up."

"I've been able to live for so long, and I've learned a lot from practicing it. How can I just give up? I'm afraid it's because I'm unwilling. In addition, I seem to vaguely see the day when I'm coming, so I'm even more unwilling."

"You are not reconciled either."

Yi Corpse wanted to interrupt, Du Weiwei patted her buttocks: "I'm going to the mountains in a few days, you just buy some delicious food, bring more seasonings, we'll eat wild game, leisurely, it's okay Went on vacation."

Although he was suspicious, Yi's corpse went obediently, and Du Weiwei hurriedly apologized: "I slipped my tongue, I'm sorry."

"I think you did it on purpose. At that time, I will be you. You must not make the slightest mistake. If you make a wrong step, you will be lost forever."

Not really, Du Weiwei has the same basic position as Yue Yue on this point, but she is more inclined to save Yi Corpse and her life first, and then all three parties die, and Yue Yue is for Yi Corpse to become an adult, It doesn't matter the end of the world.

Hundreds of people were waiting like students on a spring outing, large and small cars were waiting. Master Xue was a little funny when he saw these people behind Du Weiwei.

"How tossing is the same as the special forces."

Du Weiwei smiled mysteriously: "Recently, there is a very popular TV series called Descendants of the Moon. I didn't expect you, my apprentice, to tidy up. They look pretty good and have that style. The main reason is that they are really obedient. Three People form teams."

Master Xue obviously couldn't understand, he didn't know what happened today, he was in a good mood, and he said a few more words.

"You can be considered as the fifth batch to set off, and we were considered to have taken the lead in front of us. I didn't expect these monsters to come to the city, but they are not as good as us. Let us beat the shit, two out of ten Three, they all fell on the road."

It turned out that the Monster Hunting Alliance took the lead, Du Weiwei curled her lips, it doesn't matter, instead, she hoped that everyone would not hurt their friendship, and that too many deaths would be good.

After giving them a seven-seat Jinbei, Du Weiwei sat down with her special forces, only to realize that the driver was not an ordinary person, with a pair of eyes behind him, scanning them up and down.

Yi Corpse hated such people very much, and he couldn't suppress the rage in his heart. Du Weiwei felt it immediately, and held her hand and held it.The moon also snorted coldly, and Du Weiwei hurriedly asked, the two of them are really connected, so the conversation is convenient for outsiders to know.

"what happened?"

"This is the compound eyes of the demon. When the demon is alive, the demon's eyes are dug out and attached to the human body. Chishui was unhappy because once she sneaked out to play, she met a Taoist who caught her and wanted to dig her up." The eyes really frightened her, she has been with me for so long, the whole person is clean, that time, she actually pissed her pants."

"Pfft, what happened next?"

"Cut, what happened later? I was terrified when I rushed over. It wasn't that this Taoist priest was so powerful. I died with a slap. Her pants were secretly thrown away."

"Hee hee, she really looks like an adolescent girl, so I'm really embarrassed to pee my pants so big."

While Du Weiwei wanted to laugh, she also kept this matter in her heart. If Yi Corpse said it, she would be ashamed and indignant, and it was possible to run away.Now for this driver, Du Weiwei also had killing intent in her heart, so she started chatting with the driver.

"My God, you don't think about making movies?"

"How do you say that?"

"Curse."

The driver smiled, and chatted with Du Weiwei: "You are stiff, it's pretty good, very neat."

"Haha, yes, yo, I can also drive a car with automatic transmission."

The eyes on the driver's back blinked: "Everyone can drive now, automatic transmission is good, it won't stall, and it's convenient to climb hills. Old drivers also like automatic transmission."

Du Weiwei smiled. Since she came back from the underworld, she has made up her mind. She doesn't want to be bullied by others when it comes to driving, so it took three days to learn it. She can climb mountains after a while.

"Well, yes, old driver. Oh, my stomach hurts, I want to go to the toilet."

"It's coming soon, you can bear it, if you don't, you can just get a bag here to solve it."

"Okay, you close your eyes."

The driver really closed his eyes as he said, and soon a puppet exactly like the driver was created. Du Weiwei tore off a strand of hair and blew it over. The hair turned into a sharp blade in the air, and cut off the old driver's head. Pulling people behind, the puppet replaced the driver, and then drove with the car in front.

Yi's corpse looked bewildered, all this happened too quickly: "How did you kill him?"

"Your eyes have killed him no less than fifty times. As your close lover, I should serve you as a matter of course. This is a new spell I learned. It has no murderous intent at all. It can only assassinate one or two people. It’s also considered tasteless. By the way, don’t you want to eat barbecue, I’ll roast it for you later.”

Simple and ordinary language can reflect love. Sure enough, the Dafa of flirting with girls is inseparable from food. Yi's corpse lay obediently on Du Weiwei's lap: "I love you." Kill the old driver and eat the meat.

"I love you too."

Someone muttered: Disgusting.

Gouging out the compound eyes of the monster with bare hands, and throwing them out of the window, Du Weiwei became a butcher with 30 years of experience again, and disposed of the old driver.

Just when the atmosphere was relaxed and happy, the car driving at the front slammed into pieces and flew into the sky. The only road leading to the forest was blown up. The first car was actually ordinary humans. Guide, there is nothing to lose, Du Weiwei smiled: "Interesting, get off."

This sudden attack was premeditated, neither a demon nor a half demon appeared, it seemed that it was just to blow up the road.Next, we can only enter on foot. Of course, no one is stupid enough to fly with Yujian, that is a bright target, and every shot is accurate.

The weather was scorching hot, and the cicadas were ringing endlessly. It was nothing. What really made Du Weiwei almost collapsed was that everyone had posted speed signs. Naruto knew it, and they were running in the woods, and they were doing the same now.

Du Weiwei had to control the puppet again, and Houyi of the moon, plus she had to look ahead, among so many people, she was the only one who hit the tree trunk the most times, so that when she arrived at the camp, her face was covered in scars.

The old driver was taken out and roasted, and the aroma quickly dissipated. Due to Du Weiwei's black face, no one dared to ask for it.

"I said you, don't you know how to drive a train? Let's all line up in a row. Just hold your head and control the direction. You have to show off."

Du Weiwei took a bite of the meat: "I want you to take care of it!"

Yi Corpse also laughed. The reason why she didn't carry Du Weiwei today was because she could clean her face with her little tongue at night. No matter how you think about it, it's perverted and disgusting, but she likes it.

After hesitating for a long time, someone finally approached. Du Weiwei was already very angry, and the bad water in her stomach was churning. This is the meat of their little friend. Come on, come on, let's eat together, good food, it can improve your cultivation in a short time .

"You're welcome, share it with everyone, everyone has a share."

"You are really a good person. You are beautiful and kind-hearted."

"Ha ha."

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