to the corpse

Sleep when you are full, think about sex when you are full, and exciting in field battles. In short, the time and place are favorable here, and the dryads are also busy fighting.

Moon: What's the matter with me? !

This sleep is so comfortable, Du Weiwei sleeps until the sun rises on the branches, she is hungry again, eats meat every day, her face is extremely dry, and her lips are almost peeling. In fact, the main reason is that she got angry, and she doesn't know it , I thought it was obvious that I had diarrhea yesterday.

"Have some canned fruit."

Du Weiwei took the canned yellow peaches, and played the game of you feed me, and I will feed you again, eating tofu.

Just as Du Weiwei was smiling and eating the yellow peach that Yi Corpse handed over with his mouth, the tall trees around gradually disappeared, and there were many people around. When he took a closer look, they happened to be members of the Monster Hunting League.

"Hehe, are your eyes broken?"

"It seems so."

Du Weiwei ate the yellow peaches calmly, the more shameless a person is, the more invincible he is.

"Uncle Zhao!"

Yesterday, the man who took the initiative to stand up to break the formation died. He was holding a dead branch in his arms, and it penetrated his chest and heart. He couldn't die anymore.Actually died together with the dryad.

Soon two people quarreled, and Du Weiwei listened attentively. One side thought that although they couldn't bring Uncle Zhao back, it was okay to bury him in peace, while the other thought it would be better to cremate him and bring his ashes back.

If you want Du Weiwei to say, it's better to eat the most cost-effective, of course she just thinks about it, but these few battles are good, everyone has forgotten the old driver, hehe.

Comrades also have tempers. The remaining dozens of people were divided into ten groups, planning to separate from different directions. Du Weiwei is soft-spoken, and she doesn’t care if everyone doesn’t listen to her. In my heart, the main reason is that there are so many people, so nothing will happen.

It's not her fault, she has never seen Lei Jie when she grows up, not even the moon herself.

After counting, Du Weiwei lost one of her zombies and one of her backpacks. She wanted to cry for that zombie who didn't know whether it was a man or a woman, but she made a sad expression. The other groups had already left.

"Isn't that Dr. Du, we should be on our way."

Du Weiwei embraced her chest: "You wouldn't secretly kill us halfway, would you?"

The two men who were assigned to be with Du Weiwei obviously didn't expect that the fellow traveling with them actually had a cat disease, and they were about to suffer from embarrassment.

Probably because of following the pig's feet, their journey was really the most uneventful.Take fetching water as an example, there are river monsters jumping out to provoke.

It is said that Du Weiwei just squatted down and wanted to sprinkle a lot of disinfectant tablets into the water, when she saw three or four colorful koi swimming towards them. They were bubbling, poking their heads out of the water, uttering words.

"My God, this is a fairy."

When Du Weiwei heard this, she covered her face shyly: "Oh my god, I've been hiding this secret for more than 20 years, and it was revealed by you. It's so annoying."

Koi: ...

"We have a baby here, and we want to give it to the fairy."

Du Weiwei twisted her body for a while, then mumbled after a while: "Just one baby, it's too little, I'm a fairy."

Koi: Damn, this guy is shameless, he just kicked his nose.

At this moment, Yi's corpse waited for a long time but did not see Du Weiwei coming back, so he was very anxious, so he set out to look for her. When the koi saw another person coming, they all expressed that the savior had arrived.

"It turns out that this is the Fairy!"

Yi Corpse looked puzzled: "What?"

"They say you are a fairy, they all listen to you, come quickly."

Yi corpse squatted down and touched the head of the fish: "It seems that the soup can't be stewed, I'm afraid there will be pigment."

"Don't be afraid, this is also among the Asian carp."

Koi: We are koi, bastard, we represent luck, not crucian carp soup! ! !

Waiting left and right, neither of them went back, one of the men also came over, and the koi once again changed the partner with a slap in the face.

"Recently, my eyesight is not good. I have been mistaken for the wrong person. This, this is this, this is the Fairy-sama we have been looking for! Come here, we have a treasure for you!"

The man clenched his fists and looked very angry. He asked Du Weiwei and Yi Corpse seriously: "Why do they call me a fairy? Am I a mother? I hate people calling me a mother! What are these fishes?" !"

After finishing speaking, he returned my Piao Piao punch. Within a few minutes, the blood stained the small river, and a few koi turned over in a short while, and no so-called harmful treasures appeared.Du Weiwei paid a silent tribute to these uneducated fish. The fairy corresponds to not a fairy, but a fairy, Quack.

"Forget it, this is also fish soup, drink some."

"Oh……"

Such situations emerged endlessly. The flower fairies and elves joined the battle. It took them three days longer than others to reach the campsite. Du Weiwei's outlook on life and the world has also risen to another level.

The camp of the Monster Hunting Alliance is very good. Du Weiwei is sure that some of them have served as soldiers before. They are all strategic tents. The colors of the camouflage and the woods are mixed together so that it is difficult to tell the real from the fake.

Du Weiwei hadn't showered for several days, and Du Weiwei heard that there was a bathroom here, and it was also a green tent with many shower heads hanging inside.So she took Yi's body and hurried over with a basin. It had been a few days, and his body was rotten.

Some film and television works and novels describe bathing very beautifully. For example, the goddess flicks her wet hair and smiles brightly, no! no! no! This is all fake, children, hooking their heads naked Touch the shampoo, it's really not greasy.

To sum up, waiting for the goddess at home to take a shower and dry her hair before umm is the way to perfect and lasting love.

The bathhouse has another advantage. It is like a toilet, another place for gossip. The following scene will often appear, two girls rub their backs, and then discuss the little bitches in the company. When they are excited, they will stop their movements. It's quite funny to show your teeth and claws.

It was just the right time for Du Weiwei to come in. The two girls were rubbing their backs, so they hurried over to listen, good guy, it's about the secrets of the Monster Hunting Alliance.

"Tell me, 梼杌 has been suppressed for 5000 years, will it be the same as the Great Sage when it comes out again?"

"My God, if it's really a great sage, I'll marry him and have monkeys. Wuwu doesn't look good. It's said that these five mountains suppressed Wuwu. It's very scary. When such a beast comes out, I don't know if we can win its favor and protect us."

"It's not easy, just do your best and obey the destiny."

The two of them glanced at Du Weiwei, their voices lowered a lot, Du Weiwei pulled out her ears, the moon floated over helplessly, and started to pass the microphone.

"Let's not talk about this first, do you know? Xiaofang and Lao Wangtou got together. When I went to the office that day, Xiaofang actually sat on his lap. The two of them were disgusting. There was another time in the tea room, laughing drinking a glass of water."

"My God, is this true? No wonder I see that her magic weapon is getting better and better recently. Even the flying sword is made of Tianxuan iron, and it has become proud in front of us. Cut, just a little A woman from the sect, a bumpkin."

Du Weiwei sneered, isn't Tianxuan Iron just a meteorite, it sounds so lofty.Also, the jealousy of these women is really scary. I guess the matter is not so mysterious. It spreads like this, tsk, it's ugly.

The gossip between the two jumped quickly, and they changed the subject in the next second.

"Hey, how is your cousin doing recently?"

"We haven't been in touch since she lurked in Order. She seems to be pregnant with a half-demon child."

It's a big deal, it's amazing to actually play sex spy wars these days, isn't it afraid that the girls who have been let out won't be taken back, what if you meet true love, really.Yi's corpse is a living example. Ever since I followed Du Weiwei, I have lost my basic moral bottom line, quack.

When the gossip girl finally left and the moon drifted back, Du Weiwei asked, "I have a very serious question for you."

"Well, ask."

"What is the offspring of this man and half-demon, half-demon?"

"I thought you were going to ask Wu Wu, the combination of a human and a demon can give birth to an ordinary person or a half-demon, don't they have chromosomes X and Y..."

Du Weiwei had a headache: "Don't talk about it, I'm an expert in this area, I understand, the problem of probability, well, just ask Wu Wu, this guy is pitiful, it takes 5000 years to press, how to eat and drink water and excretion?"

"I didn't suppress it, what's the use of asking me."

"Oh, you don't know you still want me to ask you this question?! Cut~"

"Hehe, if you want to die, just say, this 梼杌 is pressed down by Wuzuo mountain, when the time comes, when the fierce beast jie cuts it down, it will shrink by an inch after jie jie, a total of 49 jie, I don't know how small it will be in the end. "

Du Weiwei understood: "Oh, everyone waits for the 梼杌 to shrink before doing it. Reservoir Dog beats everyone hard, I understand."

"Ha ha."

"It's very infiltrating, please, what did I say wrong?"

After the moon materialized, she glanced at Du Weiwei coldly, Du Weiwei shuddered, and silently turned her back to take a bath. This was to remind her that when the catastrophe fell, he would take the blood of Yi's corpse.

Pouting and pouting again, Du Weiwei wiped the bath lotion, pinched the flesh on her stomach, and withdrew all her effort, she and her baby would no longer have any connection, plus this novel cannot give birth to girls, and there is no dog blood If you eat the fruit, you will have a baby.Now the two of them have nothing to worry about, what if the giant wheel of love turns over, Sang Xin.

Yi's corpse stood behind her and surrounded her, covering hers with his hands: "How can you not call me when you pinch the flesh?"

Du Weiwei smiled: "Did you think I would call you every time in the future? Wrong, you actually cursed me for being fat!"

puff.

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