Picked up a bunch of hair in the game

The morning sun shines through the clean windows and sprinkles on the colorful chopping boards.

Wuwa grabbed her skirt and leaned on the window sill to look into the kitchen. Her little head squeezed me and I squeezed you. From time to time, she had to twist her buttocks to the side to see the golden light cooking Xian Huizhao.

One of the five dolls was too crowded on the window sill, and the sand sculpture doll arched hard, then bumped its head against the gloomy doll on the side: "Move to the side, I can't even see!"

The gloomy doll looked at him, and then "slap-" and rolled its head down.

"........."

The dolls looked back at the gloomy doll's innocent head that rolled onto the sofa, and began to curse: "Asshole murderer! Poor No. [-]'s head is still unstable now!"

The sand sculpture doll knew it had done something wrong, so it jumped off the windowsill and picked up the gloomy doll's head, and stroked the top of the head twice. The gloomy doll blinked and remained expressionless.

"Oh my poor number two."

The sand sculpture doll sighed, and handed his head up with the help of other dolls.

After such twists and turns, Xu Zhaohe inside also prepared breakfast.

Divide the noodles into six identical bowls, and then scoop up a large spoonful of fried pork with fried sauce, with a chopstick of carrot shreds, a chopstick of cucumber shreds, and a round poached egg.

"dinner's ready!"

He raised his head and yelled to the doll in the living room through the small window, and then brought the breakfast to the table outside.

The four dolls got together to help the gloomy doll put her head back on, and then ran away and looked carefully with her chin propped up to make sure it was right and not crooked.

The five dolls lined up, one by one jumped onto the chairs along the sofa, and stacked the dolls first to the table, and then he pulled up the rest of the dolls that were still stacking arhats.

When Xu Zhaohe finished serving the last two bowls of fried noodles, the five dolls also sat down on the table neatly and obediently.

Touching their heads one by one, Xu Zhaohe smiled and distributed five bowls half the size of their bodies in front of each doll, and a box of Wangzai milk for each person as a gift.

"My God, Zhaozhao, I love you so much!" Seeing the glowing red milk, the sand sculpture doll covered its mouth and exclaimed.

Xu Zhaohe rubbed his head, "Eat."

"Good Zhao Zhao!"

Wuwa stood up with bright eyes, her movements were uniform, she picked up her little skirt, and "plopped" into the noodle bowl!

Xu Zhaohe: "..."

"...I'm sorry I was wrong."

He only thought that the dolls were more edible, and they would be more edible in big bowls, but he forgot that they were all "weak" and he should use plates.

He stretched out his hand and planned to take them out of the bowl one by one, but he didn't expect that in just a few seconds, there were only dolls left in it, and the fried sauce noodles were nowhere to be found.

Wu Wa rubbed her chubby belly, lying on the bottom of the bowl and looking up at the ceiling with a satisfied face, it was the dirty little skirt.

The outstretched hand paused, and Xu Zhaohe lowered his eyes slightly.

This reminded him that when Xiaoying was still a ball of hair, he also liked to eat directly in it. After each meal, he would wash himself, comb it softly, and then rub it with a fragrant conditioner.

"Ugh--"

Unknowingly sighed, and didn't know how Xiaoying was doing now.

"Zhao Zhao, what's wrong with you? Why are you sighing?" The sand sculpture doll was too lazy to turn her head, and looked at him sideways. Her hands continued to touch her belly, and then she was startled. Could it be because they ate too much? !

Xu Zhaohe came back to his senses, curled his lips and smiled, "It's okay."

As he spoke, he fished the dolls out of the bowl, and first wiped the oil stains on their surfaces with a napkin.

The dolls are okay, but the little skirt is completely dirty.

"Um……"

Holding his arms and tilting his head, Xu Zhaohe bit his lip and made a gasp.

Seeing this, the dolls also turned to one side, looking at him puzzled.

"By the way," Xu Zhaohe frowned, "Do you have a change of clothes?"

Dolls: "囧~"

"Forget it, I'll go out and buy it for you later."

After saying that, he turned around and went into the bathroom, then took out a basin, put the dolls in one by one with their confused expressions, and walked towards the bathroom with it.

"Anyway, take a shower first."

The fifth child who has never been in the water: Sudden excitement.jpg

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After playing around for a while, Xu Zhaohe wiped the water stains on his face, wrapped up the naked dolls with a big towel and sent them to the bedroom, then turned around and came back, rolled up his sleeves and diligently washed the five little dresses, drying them thoroughly. Dry.

Back to the room with the little skirts, the dolls are rolling around on the bed playing games, still naked.

"Put on your clothes first."

Wuwa looked up at him: "Good!"

Seeing them take over their little skirts, they quickly put them on.

Xu Zhaohe was silent for a while, couldn't hold back, and asked, "Why are you boys?"

"...Well, what I mean is," Brother Zhao stretched out his hand and scratched his forehead after reorganizing his words, "Aren't dolls with long hair and skirts usually girls?"

The sand sculpture doll brushed her waist-length hair, and said with a giggle, "Is Xiaochen a boy or a girl?"

Xu Zhaohe: "It's a boy."

The dolls laughed for a moment: "Hee hee hee hee, so we are also boy ducks!"

"........."

It seems so reasonable, but I can't refute it!

Xu Zhaohe breathed a sigh of relief and stood up, "Okay, the supermarket is also open at this time, let's go."

The echo resounded through the sky in an instant: "OK!!!"

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Supermarket.

Five beautiful dolls were sitting in a row at the front of the shopping cart, and the cart was being pushed by a shockingly handsome guy. Such a contrast caused the crowd to watch quietly for a while, and the return rate was 100%.

Xu Zhaohe walked forward silently with his head down, bought a bunch of food under the command of the dolls, and then took them to buy small clothes.

It's just that it's not as simple as buying clothes for Xiaoying. To buy clothes for a doll, do you go to a toy store?

After thinking for a moment, he looked down at the five dolls on the paper bag, and the five dolls happened to be looking up at him, their eyes sparkling, looking forward to it.

In the next second, Brother Zhao reached into his pocket, took out his phone decisively, clicked on the shopping app, placed an order in a mess, and then went home with his bag.

"What do you want for lunch?"

"Can I order food, Zhao Zhao?"

"can."

"Long live Ye Zhaozhao! Zhaozhao will rule the world forever!"

Xu Zhaohe: "...duck doesn't have to."

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Until three o'clock in the afternoon, the busy lunch time finally passed.

Serving five little dolls all at once, brother Zhao half paralyzed on the sofa, not wanting to move anymore.

At that time, the dolls were watching cartoons on the laptop, Xu Zhaohe finally got a moment of free time, and clicked on the system in his mind to check the news.

The first thing that popped up was Tang An's friend application. He changed his posture and lay down on the sofa after thinking about it. This time we got along quite happily, so he agreed.

The notification was received quickly, and the information was transmitted within three seconds.

Tang An: [Brother Xu!You added me! 】

Xu Tian: [Yes. 】

Tang An: [Spin ​​and jump with my eyes closed.jif]

Xu Zhaohe: "..."

Facing this moving picture, I didn't know what to answer, Brother Zhao hesitated for a while.

But Tang An is more similar to Conan in this point, even if only one person can get high in the chat box, Xu Zhaohe just hesitated for a few seconds, and the news came crackling.

Tang An: [Brother Xu, have you checked the information of the next dungeon? 】

Tang An: [Brother Xu, is the doll dungeon your first SSS level dungeon?This dungeon is quite special, if it is, then your next dungeon may be SS level or SSS level. 】

Xu Zhaohe paused, and was about to go back when he heard another beep.

Tang An: [Brother Xu, do you know why the dungeon was suddenly promoted?Let me tell you quietly, something happened to the gods, and the dungeon was taken over by an unknown boss midway, probably because the level is too high, so the dungeon was upgraded as soon as I entered! 】

His eyes flickered, and after deleting the two words just typed, Xu Zhaohe replied again: [Which big guy? 】

Tang An: [I'm also wondering, I haven't seen any other ghosts except Xiaochen, the doll housekeeper, and others. Speaking of which, Brother Xu, have you ever seen them?Or is there anything that you find particularly strange? 】

Xu Zhaohe was taken aback, what other ghosts?

He tilted his head and leaned against the pillow handed over by the smiling doll, and was about to reply "no", but suddenly stopped.

Other ghosts... Does Xiaoying count?

"........."

I weighed it in my heart, and it was extremely complicated for a while.

All kinds of emotions were mixed together and kneaded into a big mixed-colored dough, which fell down with a "boom", and the hair continued to swell, stuffing the chest with tightness.

If other ghosts = Xiaoying.

Strange place = Xiaoying suddenly left his sight in the later stage.

So, is it possible to launch the boss who takes over the dungeon is Xiaoying, Xiaoying = high-level ghost boss?

So, has he always thought that the weak, pitiful and helpless monster is actually a real boss who pretends to be a pig and eats a tiger?

No, it was too funny, there was no way he wouldn't believe it!

If it was really Xiaoying who took over the dungeon, then it must be because the spicy chicken dungeon couldn't find the ghosts and forced Xiaoying to go up!

His chants are always weak, pitiful and helpless, the most lovable and invincible in the universe!

Do not accept rebuttal!

However, the boredom in my heart could not dissipate for a long time.

Xu Zhaohe sat up abruptly and exhaled heavily, and replied to Tang An with a straight face under the doubtful eyes of the dolls.

Xu Tian: [I want to enter the dungeon in advance. 】

Tang An: [? ? ? 】

Tang An: [Brother Xu, do you want to earn points?Can you take me one?I figured I should be able to help.cute.jpg]

Xu Tian: 【………】

Tang An: [Crying loudly. jpg I was wrong, I'm telling the truth, please Brother Xu take me to lie down and win! 】

Xu Zhaohe thought about it, and it seemed that it would be a good idea to bring a No. 8, so he replied: 【Yes. 】

Tang An on the other side got the agreement, and his hands trembled with excitement: [My God, Brother Xu, I am so touched, what kind of earth-shattering socialist brotherhood is this!Brother Xu, you can check, I can choose any time. Recently, there are not many high-level dungeons. I think we may miss a simple one. We just met the gods in the last dungeon. This time it will not be Asator Si ha ha ha ha ha ha. 】

Xu Zhaohe glanced at the overly lengthy message, then exited and opened the system, chose to enter the copy in advance, and started pairing.

after awhile.

Xu Tian: [SSS level dungeon, maze of fear. 】

After a while, it was Tang An's emoticon pack X10 with a mournful face.

Tang An: [...Brother Xu, I just asked our boss, this copy belongs to Azathoth...]

Xu Tian: [:) So do you believe that you are actually a crow's mouth? 】

A top-level speech buff like Tang An should go to Conan, a son of luck, to consecrate it.

Tang An: [QAQ]

……

(TOP10 friendly exchange chat group)

Tang An: 【Brothers, save me!I'm going to enter the copy of Azathoth! 】

Everyone: [Hahahahahaha.jpg]

Xiong Lin: [Picking the nose.jpg Sometimes I really don’t know how someone with such bad luck as you got into the TOP10. The copy of Azathoth is so difficult to screen, and you can even come across it. 】

Tang An: [Brother!help me! 】

Xiong Lin: [Do you want to peach? 】

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