Qu Ming was silent, and looked down at the phone several times.In the end, she calmed down and raised her eyebrows: "Who did it? I'm a dumb person who suffered from Coptis chinensis. I can't tell the pain. Tell me, how do you want to compensate me?"

The mimosa essence puffed up her mouth and said thoughtfully: "...I, I can cry!"

"Does that mean I don't have to pay the water bill in the future, just take a washbasin and let you cry to me every day?" Qu Ming kept his eyes open, rolling his eyes uncontrollably.This little thing doesn't have the ability to perceive words and emotions. If you change to a grumpy protagonist in the original book, you've already scolded him a thousand times. Who cares if you cry or not?

Qu Ming put down the phone, helplessly: "You say your flesh/pay is more realistic than this."

"...But I really have a lot of tears. I can cry out all kinds of rivers, rivers, seas, and lakes!" The mimosa spirit became more and more excited as she spoke, and immediately gestured back and forth with her hands, "—there are so many, so, so, so, so, so... A lot!" As he said, the corners of his eyes quickly turned crimson.

"You fucking..." Qu Ming shrugged, swearing words came to his lips, his eyes circled, and seeing the mimosa started crying again, he paused to discuss, "How about this, you'd better be safe and sound" A normal mimosa, don't keep thinking about transforming into a human being, let alone making troubles with my face. Let's let the past go, let's settle the past, how about it?"

Recall the various descriptions in the book.

Qu Ming felt that his persuasion was in vain.

But crying with his face is really fucking against harmony!

Mimosa sucked her nose and almost cried because of Qu Ming's indifferent reaction: "I really will cry!"

Qu Ming frowned fiercely, let out a long sigh, and four words gradually appeared in his mind: chickens talk to ducks.

How could there be such a grating mimosa!

Fuck, still cry, still cry.Who doesn't know that you look like "I'm so wronged" and "I want to cry" now!

Qu Ming spread his hands, and asked patiently: "Can you always change back to the mimosa and talk? I'll see the eye of a needle again."

As soon as these words came out, Mimosa Jing slumped on the sofa, her heart ashamed: "I don't want to change back."

Qu Ming slowly put a question mark in his heart: "?"

The mimosa spirit whimpered, "I, I..."

Qu Ming: "What are you doing? Get to the point."

The mimosa essence hmmed for a long time and choked out a sentence: "I... want to..."

Qu Ming just wanted to praise him as a gentleman who knows current affairs, but he didn't expect that he would not give this opportunity, and immediately added: "I want to take a bath. Fish can't live without water, and I can't live without water."

His voice became smaller and smaller, like a mosquito.

"..." Qu Ming moved his lips and tongue, unable to utter a sound for a long time.

Qu Ming looked at the time.

It is now 54:6, there are still [-] minutes before the release of the draft, and just over an hour before the live broadcast.

"Is there any necessary connection between your words before and after?" Qu Ming was annoyed, pinching the bridge of his nose, "I'll take you to take a bath, and then, immediately, immediately, return to the flower pot for me. Do you understand?"

What a troublemaker.

Mimosa stared at her wet eyes, nodded, and said, "I want to take a bath."

Qu Ming had no choice but to drag the mimosa essence shirt to the bathroom door.Perhaps the mimosa essence is a spirit, so he does not have the weight of a human being, and is as light as a piece of paper.Qu Ming casually mentioned it and vacated.

The bathroom has a frosted door and has both a shower and a bathtub for soaking.Qu Ming thought for a while, and "carried" him under the shower.

The moment she let go, the mimosa opened her round mouth, and her eyes seemed to be shining brightly.

Qu Ming patted the unnecessary dust on his hands: "What's the matter? Oh, using my body to take a bath now is equivalent to you taking a bath for me, sorry?"

It's really embarrassing.His body is about to be seen by a blade of grass, damn it, it's a fantasy in the world.

Qu Ming snorted.

"No! Yes, yes, I don't know how to use this, this!" The mimosa shyly blushed and climbed up his ears, but he strongly denied it, grabbed the shower and pointed to it, "I...haven't used it before."

This plot, it shouldn't be!

Qu Ming is about to doubt his life.

When the protagonist in the original book finally discovered the existence of the mimosa essence, the mimosa essence had already figured out the various skills of human survival by the protagonist's side.Not to mention proficient in everything, at least it is impossible to ask three questions.

Dare he, Qu Ming, discover the Mimosa essence ahead of time, and the result is... this Mimosa essence is still a proper novice village Xiaobai? !The one who has just learned to change form and hasn't had time to imitate human living habits?

...The Song Cicheng couldn't tell the difference between the mimosa essence and the protagonist of the original book, what a fool!That's okay too?

"Jiang Chuling, right?" Qu Ming remembered the name of the mimosa spirit in the book.Could it be that the one in front of me isn't Jiang Chuling?

The mimosa spirit was stunned for several seconds, and the shower she was holding was inattentive, and fell to the ground with a "bang".Just when Qu Ming thought he was really going to open his mouth and spit out the word "not", he muttered blankly: "Jiang Chuling... how does brother know my name?"

"I am a prophet." Qu Ming thought to himself: I not only know your name, but I also know that you should be a smart person, but obviously, you are a three-year-old child now.

You have to be taught to take a bath.

Besides, bathing with his body is really against harmony.

Qu Ming frowned: "Are you really going to use my body to take a bath?"

"..." Jiang Chuling blinked and nodded, then realized something, her little face was flushed red, even the tip of her nose was red, and she immediately shook her head like a rattle, "Well, I... don't want it, I don't want it. I changed Turn into a leaf, you can put me in the bathtub to soak!"

Qu Ming stared at him like a jackal.

Jiang Chuling trembled when he saw him like this, and couldn't help but panic in his heart.There was no reason for this panic, he quickly turned into a small leaf and floated down from the air.

Turn and turn, just turn around and sing the palm of your hand.

The size of a grain of rice, but green rice.

Qu Ming, who has never seen such a scene:?

Qu Ming: "Don't you think it's a bit too much for you to occupy a bathtub as big as mine for such a small leaf?"

Jiang Chuling couldn't speak in Ye Zi's state, and rubbed his palm with all his strength, Qu Ming was amused by the small scratch, and lost his mind: "I think you can help me make money, so I will become an itching expert, the kind of mosquito block, keep you Famous."

In the end, Qu Ming adjusted the water temperature for the little naughty ghost, took the toothbrush cup and filled it with some water, and soaked the green leaves that had turned into it.The green leaves floated gently on the water, verdant and verdant, and Jiang Chuling looked extremely comfortable.

When Qu Ming left, he did not forget to tell: "I am going to broadcast live. When the water is cold, I will run out by myself and stick it on my towel. Don't run all over the ground. I will turn around and trample you. Understand?"

Jiang Chuling was floating on the water.

For some reason, Qu Ming imagined him nodding obediently, showing a sweet smile, and shouting, "Thank you brother!"

"I think you are very dangerous. If you blow it away, I will have to use a magnifying glass to find it. I don't know when it will be blown away by the vacuum cleaner." Qu Ming threatened as he walked.

……

09:30 p.m., kitchen.

Qu Ming has a habit of setting up the equipment 10 minutes before the live broadcast.In the past, he usually drew live. Not only did he have to make sure that the camera and microphone were fine, but also that there were no accidents on the drawing board and computer screen, so he was always extra careful.

Now he holds his laptop and puts it on a small table far away from the range hood. After adjusting the equipment, he fixes the position of the camera.When everything is in place, there are only five or six minutes left to leave the broadcast.

Qu Ming thought it wouldn't be a big problem to go a little earlier, so he went into the live broadcast room and turned on the camera.

[Damn it, live fry the kitchen? 233333]

【Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Brother Zhiming, I haven't seen you for a long time! ! ! ! 】

[Lifetime! ! ! !It’s not too late and I adjusted the angle]

[Zhiming gg, I knew you couldn't bend! ! 】

Qu Ming raised his eyebrows at the camera and said, "Long time no see. It's not halfway there yet, what should we do?"

【sing and dance! ! ! 】

【Brother Zhiming, let’s see if the abs are good qvq】

[I want to see that clover you mentioned in the last interview! ! ! 】

Clover, what Clover? !Just Jiang Chuling?

Pull it down.

"Didn't it be wrong to come that night?" Qu Ming deliberately ignored the barrage, smiled and clicked on the music player, "There are still 2 minutes, and it's almost time to play a song."

The light and beautiful European and American female voice is matched with the rhythmic drum tune. The song is over and 09:30 is here.

The protagonist of the original book is a character who is late or even late, so there are not many fans who arrive early in the live broadcast room. As soon as 09:30 arrived, the number of people in the live broadcast room suddenly doubled.

[Damn, I thought I was late, why did you come early]

[The one in front don't run away, I am too. 】

[Brother Ming finally stopped using his phone to smack his face, congratulations woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

[Brother Ming, don't be sad! !The career is rising step by step!I love Li]

[Ah ah ah ah brother I love you! 】

"It's been a long time, everyone. It's still the old rules, it doesn't matter where it is broadcast." Qu Ming comforted, "This is the end of these two days, I'm fine, and everyone, don't make any radical remarks on the Internet."

【Brother Wow Ming is really not a straight guy today】

[Okay brother, brother is so kind! 】

[I feel so sorry for my cub! !It will definitely get better]

"I don't have anything to do today, I'm going to broadcast sweet and sour pork ribs for everyone." Qu Ming fixed the computer camera, and the angle was just right to capture the direction of his cooking.He took out the apron and put it on his body, explaining, "It's not convenient to watch the barrage while cooking, so there may be no interaction tonight. I will make up for it in the next live broadcast."

[I rely on you to really cook! !boyfriend force max]

【What's going on, my brother is so spoiled today】

【Girlfriend fan spring is coming! 】

[Brother rounding up is cooking for me hahaha]

Qu Ming briefly glanced at the barrage, walked to the pot and said with a low smile, "Let me introduce the ingredients we are going to use today."

"It goes without saying that you can buy pork ribs according to your needs. I have so many here for two people. In addition, I need vinegar, sugar, salt, shredded ginger, hot water, rock sugar..."

Qu Ming deftly put the pork ribs into the bone, added sugar and vinegar, boiled over medium heat, and stir-fried back and forth.He walks back and forth, explaining to the camera as he moves.

Sister Min said that there should be no time to deal with fans.

So be it!

Qu Ming went on and on, gradually disregarding the barrage.

Fans can feel the fragrance through the screen.

Only at this time, on the barrage——

[Go away!Do you think it will be fine after you send a clarification?Who knows if the clarification video is from P, just run away after rubbing my brother's popularity?My brother has been scolded to death by Heizi recently, you deserve it! 】

[That's right, vomit, I was still cooking when I came in, which one of your benefactors prepared it for? 】

[Fart, this is my brother's live broadcast room, if you want to watch it, don't roll it]

[Who cares about you?My brother is doing well, thank you! 】

When Qu Ming was putting the stewed ribs in the pot, he took out another green onion and chopped it, poured out a few spoonfuls of soy sauce, and made a bowl of soy sauce soup.When he finished cooking and poured the ribs into the plate, the barrage was over.

Qu Ming didn't know it, and said with a smile: "Then let's stop here today."

He looked down at his watch and said, "It's getting late, good night fairies."

[Good night, brother! ! ! 】

[I'm hungry, I'm hungry!I'm hungry! ! 】

……

Qu Ming walked up to the camera, and just touched the mouse when he heard a rattling sound coming from the living room.Before he could figure it out, he saw Jiang Chuling wearing a loose white shirt and not even a pair of shoes under his feet, walking slowly with bare feet.

He reached out and raised his hand towards Qu Ming: "Brother, Xiang, I'm so hungry."

Qu Ming froze for a few seconds, then quickly cut off the live broadcast.

It's a pity that the soft brother has been broadcast to the ears of millions of fans.

Qu Ming's face sank instantly: "Didn't I give you my beloved towel?"

"I'm obedient!" Jiang Chuling looked serious, following the ribs with fixed eyes, "Didn't my brother say that? I ran out when the water got cold. If I caught a cold and had to take me to the hospital, don't bother my brother." !"

Qu Ming was speechless, raised his ribs: "Okay, your supper is gone."

What if someone is bored and releases this live broadcast, saying that he is a charming girl in the golden house?

Qu·Feng Ping was murdered·Ming's face was gloomy.

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