I heard that the school grass wants to mark me

Hu Lu went to Yu Ling with the photos secretly taken by Xia Hengzhi recently, and strongly begged the latter to play the role of Nezha. Deer, agreed to this unreasonable request.

So every day after rehearsing with Class [-], he had to spare half an hour to visit Class [-], and those who came and went once in a while got to know the Class [-] people better.

But Class Ten's program was still banned.

The reason is that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, they were not allowed to become masters.

The tenth class is so sad.

"..." Instead of putting herself in the shoes of Class Ten, Yu Ling asked a crucial question.

"Since that's the case, why don't we mess around and let Director Zhang kill us? That way we don't have to go on stage!"

Group seven fell silent.

Last year, the mentally handicapped show where the questions were written on the spot won Director Zhang's heart. He let them pass without review.

But the platoons are all lined up, and they are almost done, and everyone still decides to perform well.

When Yu Ling came back from Yan Xiaoyun's office, she happened to meet Jian Xiangyan.

"Class [-]'s "Feng Shen Bang" can be banned, but we passed "Snow White"?" The review is actually quite simple, just submit the theme script and duration of the program and check it again, but Yu Ling couldn't figure it out , Fairy tales are much more outrageous than myths.

Jian Xiangyan replied: "Actually, what is the reason? The tenth class is because the program is too long, more than half an hour, how many hours is an art festival? Director Zhang just finds a reason to deceive them. They actually I also believe..."

"Oh, that's it." Yu Ling understood.

Their stage play lasted only 10 minutes, and the plot was simple and rough. Snow White grew up in less than ten seconds after she was born, lived in a dwarf's house in less than 2 minutes, and died in 5 minutes... A lot of plots were deleted, only The key trunk parts are left.

In this way, Director Zhang said, "This script is too long."

How short should the programs of other classes be?Yu Ling thought hard to no avail, and asked Jian Xiangyan again.

As a representative of Class Ten, Jian Xiangyan went to draw a number lot for the rehearsal. He was frowning with a lottery at the moment, and said: "Most of them are singing and dancing, less than 5 minutes, and there are also sketches, about 10 minutes." .”

The art festival lasted for three hours, and half of the programs were reserved for each grade. The third graders did not have a program as an audience.

The two walked towards the classroom while talking.

"Kings and queens! The ministers are here to apologize!" Jian Xiangyan yelled as soon as he entered the door.

Yu Ling who was following him was startled and asked what was wrong with him.

Everyone also asked.

Jian Xiangyan raised his hands behind his back, revealing the numbers on the lottery, with a mournful face, "I'm sorry everyone, the first lottery was drawn in the rehearsal."

"Damn! What's the matter?" Guan Ju stretched his neck to listen, but sat back in an instant, and waved his hands, "The first one is the first one, early death and early life..."

This is what everyone thinks.

Jian Xiangyan was relieved, the feeling of carrying the hopes of the whole class was too tiring, as long as he lived up to the expectations.

The next class was English, and Xia Hengzhi yelled at Yu Ling to show him the answer to the question at the end of the English article. Yu Ling didn't write it down, so Xia Hengzhi wanted to copy Luo Ling's.

Luo Pun was not there, so Yu Ling helped Xia Hengzhi take it.

It was almost class time, Xia Hengzhi thought it was a waste of time to read and write, so he asked Yu Ling to read it to him.

Yu Ling let out an "oh", opened Luo Feng's English book, and pronounced it very standardly to Xia Hengzhi.

Xia Hengzhi said "Yu Ling, your oral English is really good" while rushing to do homework.

After reading this page, there was still a question at the back, Yu Ling flipped through it, and for the first time there was no fart, but she was stunned.

Xia Hengzhi didn't hear the sound as he was copying. He raised his head and asked at the same time, "Why don't you read it?"

"It's nothing..." He lowered his head and closed the book, his ears were red, and repeated "it's nothing" after two seconds.

It was just seeing an unspeakable secret.

In fact, there are still a few minutes before the class, but Xia Hengzhi has an anxious personality, urging Yu Ling to read it quickly, Yu Ling shyly said that he didn't want to read it, Xia Hengzhi asked him to copy it for himself, Hold the book again and say "no".

Luo Yan came in from the back door, one of Xia Heng saw the person and said: "Luo Ge Yu Ling won't copy my English homework for me!"

It happened that Wan Nana also came in through the front door, "Hey, you copied all my homework, Xia Hengzhi?"

What Xia Hengzhi is most afraid of is Wan Nana, Pi said: "How can that be, Mr. Wan? I haven't finished my sentence yet, the next sentence is 'Yu Ling is really good'."

Yu Ling was indifferent to being praised for no reason, and sat back with Luo Yan's book in her arms.

There was a teacher who didn't dare to go too far in Luofeng, and sat behind Yu Ling and asked him what was wrong.

Yu Ling shook her head slightly.

After a while, the class bell rang, and Luo Yan couldn't find the book, so he looked down for a while, and when he looked up, he saw an English book in front of him.

The name is "Fish Pendulum".

——All of Yu Ling's books are signed in this way.

Luo Peng asked him, and Yu Ling said that it was because once he called himself "Papa Yu" in the attached middle school group, and he became a fish pendulum when he typed too fast. Later, he thought that the fish pendulum sounded pretty good, so he wrote his own book superior.

Luo Yan was stunned for a while, turned to the content of this lesson, and suddenly smiled when he saw the familiar and unfamiliar pages of the book.

The book is not his, but the content is very familiar.

He promised to wait for this page in class, but he has to turn to this page every day to read it again.

But the kid was shy right now, so he didn't dare to laugh more, put away his charming thoughts and began to attend the class, his eyes glanced at the back of the fluffy head of the person sitting in front of him from time to time.

Yu Ling wanted to run after class.Just kidding, don't you run away and wait to be gnawed into burnt buns?

Before he ran out, he was taken back by Luo Feng.

"Where's my note?" Luo Feng asked as he flipped through the book.

"What note?" Yu Ling poked her neck and pretended to be stupid.

Luo Yan raised his eyelids and looked up at him, "I was the one who wrote 'When the class reaches this page, I will give Yu Lingling so many kisses like the stars'..."

"Do you want to be shameless? What are you doing reading it out?" Yu Ling's face and neck were red, and the place covered by her clothes was burning hot, she reached out her hand to cover Luo Yan's mouth to prevent him from speaking.

Luo Pun said "Wuuuuu" twice, and Yu Ling pressed harder, "Stop talking and say I'll beat you to death!"

Luo Yan didn't speak anymore, but his exposed eyes were full of smiles, and he looked straight at Yu Ling's moist mouth.

The frank and ambiguous eyes frightened Yu Ling, and she withdrew her hand with a "shua" as if it had been scalded. She began to purse her lips unconsciously, and slowly moved her feet to the side.

Luo Yan stretched out his hand, Yu Ling suddenly stood up and stood in the aisle, covered her face and ran out.

At the end, I have to say, "You bully me again, I don't care about you."

"I just... saw that your hair was messed up..." Luo Yan still maintained the movement of his hand just now, and turned his head to look at Yu Ling's back.

Although other places are no safer than in the classroom, and if the frogman in Luo Yan goes crazy, he can transform regardless of the occasion, but the fresh air and the densely packed human heads in the corridor still give him a sense of security. chatted with Yi and did not return to the classroom until class was over.

It was like this for several classes in a row.After school, Luo Yan blocked people in a corner, carried a stool and sat next to Yu Ling, and waited until everyone in the classroom had left without saying a word.

Just a smile on the corner of his mouth.

Yu Ling felt that this smile was a little weird, she covered her mouth with one hand to prevent being assassinated, and stretched out her index finger tremblingly with the other hand to poke Luo Yan's hand, "Brother, I'm hungry..." I want to eat.

"Just right." Luo Yan effortlessly grabbed the little hand that felt something was wrong and wanted to retreat, "I'm hungry too." I want to eat you.

The fresh snow's breath enveloped the air around Yu Ling, seeping into his fingers and skin everywhere, Yu Ling let out a "beep" and wanted to pull her hand back, but to no avail, she could only look at Luo Yan with tears in her eyes.

"Oh." As long as this person shows such an expression, people want to bully him, but they have to feel sorry for him. Luo Yan let go of his hand, "Let's go, let's eat first."

Yu Ling's trick of fake crying was effective, she put her hands down with a smile, and followed Luo Yan with her campus card, "Brother Luo, you are so kind~"

"Really?" Luo Yan, who was walking in front, said in an unclear tone.

"Yeah!" Yu Ling nodded her head.

The two of them hadn't left the classroom yet. When they were about to reach the back door, the one who was walking in front glanced sideways at the surveillance camera that was turned on from time to time in front of the classroom. After a push, he was kissed before he could react.

It was taken advantage of again.

For the next few days until the rehearsal, he ignored Luo Fen.

One is for their own safety.The second is to be angry.

If he kissed him once, he would not be able to eat spicy food for several days, and his mouth would hurt when he ate it.Yu Ling, who has no chili to eat, is in a bad mood, and she doesn't look good on anyone.Yan Tu asked him to borrow his homework, and Yu Ling slapped it on the table, "Take it and roll!" Yan Tu asked him what's wrong, and he said loudly, "Nothing".

Of course, the most "targeted" is someone.Luo Yan begged Yu Ling to scold him, but he couldn't do it. The latter exploded every day like a gunpowder, and didn't speak, just looked at him angrily.

Like a little wild cat with fried fur.

Everyone in the seventh class is in danger, and will never run into trouble if there is nothing to do.

The rehearsal is on Friday afternoon, and their class is the first one. After the rehearsal, there should be no class yet.

So everyone was in a panic, wishing they could tie down the host who was announcing the scene and rush directly onto the stage.

Because the first class is mathematics.

During the rehearsal, everyone was absent-minded, especially the two protagonists, Yu Ling, who may be the most irritable Snow White in history, when the queen pretending to be an old lady knocked on the door to sell apples, he slammed the door and yelled: "Eat your head! roll!"

Holding an apple, Guan Ju thought that Yu Ling's mood was too right!This is the feeling I want!

Yes, in the newly edited version of "Snow White" Class Seven, the princess is just a irascible little lolita, the kind who beats people when she disagrees with her.

Yu Ling acted in her true colors.

After Luo Yan entered the stage and interacted with a group of 180+ dwarves, he walked to the side of the crystal coffin, finished his lines, looked down at the princess in the coffin affectionately, and kissed slowly.

The curtain will be drawn just as he is about to touch the princess's lips.Yu Ling suddenly opened her eyes, pushed away Luo Yan who wanted to make a fake show for real, pulled the quilt from the coffin to wrap around her body, covered her chest and asked, "You... what do you want to do?"

Like a good woman who has been molested.

Luo Yan naturally refused to admit that he wanted to do something wrong just now, and said solemnly: "Let's go to class quickly, the dragon waits for no one."

Yu Ling lifted the quilt and turned out of the "coffin" made of cardboard, "Yes, yes, mathematics can't escape!"

A group of people rushed to the classroom again.

Running to the classroom just in time for class, Shenlong was standing on the podium, just put the papers he took out back into his bag, glanced at them and turned them out again, but the expression on his face seemed to say "Damn, I wish you didn't come back" .

Everyone feels stupid again, Shenlong, can you guess that!