I heard that the school grass wants to mark me

The price was that he was late the next day.

He didn't wake up until eight o'clock in the morning, looked at the time, put the phone back in a daze, and sat up suddenly after a few seconds.

"I rely on!"

In order to develop the habit of waking up as soon as the alarm clock rings, he only set one alarm clock on his mobile phone, and set the time to 23:[-] last night before going to bed, but later fell asleep and forgot to set the time back...

"Come on!" Yu Ling hurriedly changed her clothes, stuffed a small red and white box into her schoolbag, struggled for three seconds whether to wash her face and brush her teeth, and finally decided not to wash her face.

But I still have to brush my teeth...

But fortunately, he got a taxi as soon as he left the community, and arrived at the school in half an hour. While the security uncles were chatting, he tried to sneak in, but unfortunately he was caught.

In view of his too many "records", several security guards already knew him, Yu Ling kept his mouth shut, and they felt pity for him, so they waved their hands and let him go.

"Thank you, Uncle Security!" He quickly ran away with his schoolbag on his back before anyone regretted it.

When he was about to arrive in the classroom, the bell rang for the end of get out of class. He hid in the back door for a while, and when he saw the physics teacher going out, he slipped in and missed it perfectly.

"Why did you come here?" Luo Feng saw him as soon as he appeared.

"Don't mention it..." Yu Ling threw the schoolbag on the table, making a moderate noise, was startled for a moment, then quickly opened the schoolbag to look, relieved, "It's all your fault."

"...Blame me." It's always good to actively admit mistakes.Seeing his nervous look, Luo Yan asked again, "What's in the bag?"

He didn't ask, but Yu Ling wanted to laugh when he asked, "Yes...puh ha ha ha ha!" She tilted her neck and laughed for a long time, completely unaware that the person sitting in front of him was staring straight at his neck with deep eyes. a lot.

"Look for yourself." With tears in her eyes and blushing from a smile, Yu Ling took out the box from her schoolbag and put it on the table.

Luo Peng opened it with full curiosity, but also faintly wary. It is definitely not a fun thing to make children laugh like this. Maybe it is a prank, and it will pop out as soon as he opens it.

"...What is this?" Inside the box was a small black terracotta figurine, the head and body could be barely seen, and the facial features seemed to be pasted on.

When Yu Ling saw this thing, she couldn't help it anymore, she smiled and pointed to him, "This is the eyes, and this is the mouth. I carved them one by one with a seal carving knife. I can't do anything about the hair. I'm not very good at pinching it." , I pinched a hat and put it on..."

"Hat...hat?" The terracotta figurine was already dry, and Luo Yan rubbed its head with his fingertips, "I believe even if you say it's a steel helmet."

Seeing that the smile on Yu Ling's face disappeared suddenly, and her little face slowly wrinkled, Luo Yan quickly added: "But it's cute, and the steel helmet fits it just right."

"I also think it's cute, silly, but it's fine for me to praise it, and it's weird if you praise it." The more Yu Ling saw this ugly thing, the cuter it became, and she couldn't help touching it a few times.

Luo Po was puzzled, "Why is it strange?"

Yu Ling looked at him like a fool, "How can anyone praise themselves for being cute?"

Etc., etc!

"You said, it was me who pinched it?!" Luo Yan opened his mouth slightly in shock, and the "unbelievable" sound effect of Xiaoxiaole was all around his ears.

"That's right! Why should I send you off if it's not you? I made it on the old street on weekends. Although it looks a little ugly, I think it looks like you!" Yu Ling said, in order to prove his What he said was true, and he pinched the little pottery figurine with two fingers to a position at the same level as Luo Yan's face, and compared it, "It's very similar."

Yan Tu and Du Junyi were listening to the whispers beside them. They were a little envious at first, but they glanced at Yu Ling's hand. They couldn't hold back anymore, and laughed on the table.

Luo Yan's face was full of black lines, "What does it look like?"

"They're all quite similar, but I think the most similar ones are the eyes, which are lazy and occasionally naked, chirp chirp chirp! They can shoot into people's hearts."

The laughter next to him was getting louder and louder, Yan Tu pinched his nose hard to keep from laughing out loud, it sounded like a pig squawking.

These eyes, smaller than sesame seeds, can compete with paramecium, lazy?Where do you see that it's clean?He couldn't even see its eyes.

Luo Yan covered his face and rubbed his face twice, his eyes were bloodshot which was uncontrollable, the corners of his brows were exhausted, and he put the ugly...ugly...forget it in Yuling's hand. He couldn't deceive himself, it was just an ugly monster. The ugly monster snatched it up and put it in the box, and quickly closed it, so as not to be blinded by the ultimate shock wave.

"Thank you, I, like it very much." My heart hurts.

Yu Ling glanced at Yan Tu and the others, she was not sure, she pursed her lips, "Did I screw up again?"

"No, I like whatever my little piggy gives you." Luo Feng pinched the little piggy's nose.

Piggy backed away in protest, "Don't call me Piggy."

After thinking about it, he took out a few cards from his schoolbag and placed them in front of Luo Yan one by one.

Luo Yan casually picked up one and looked at it, "Absolution card, what is this for?"

Yu Ling said: "You can use it to offset the fact that you made me angry, but one can only be used once."

This is a good thing!Luo Yu, who often made Yu Lingling angry, couldn't help but applaud.

"What about this one?" He picked up another one.

"Dating cards can be used repeatedly, and I will go out if you ask me to go out." This is the best gift that Yu Ling, who is in the late stage of lazy cancer, can give, God knows how much he doesn't want to go out.

Afraid that Yu Ling would regret it, Luo Yan hurriedly put away these cards, there were several pardon cards, enough for him to faint Yu Lingling.

Yu Ling looked at him acting as if protecting food, she couldn't laugh or cry, her heart was full of sweetness, she shyly took out the last card from her pocket, "This is a universal card."

The universal card is very impressive when you hear it. Before he could take it out completely, he was snatched by Luo Yan, "Is there any use?"

"It's just... you can use it, you can do whatever you want me to do..." Yu Ling turned her face away, trying to look indifferent, her slightly trembling eyelids still revealed the tension in his heart.

"Well, thank you." Although the child's appearance made him want to take advantage of it, class is about to start now, and he can't enjoy it even if he wants to take advantage of it. Luo Yan smiled and put away everything.

Yu Ling breathed a sigh of relief, and turned around when she heard the bell.

The two who listened to the corner ate a mouthful of dog food, feeling tired.

It rained during the second class, radio gymnastics was canceled, and there was a break between big classes. Yu Ling was pressed against the wall of an empty classroom on the fourth floor by the wolf-like Luo Yan and took advantage of it.

On Zhou Tian, ​​Yu Ling was bombarded by cell phone ringtones before she got up.

"Hello..." He ate too many potato chips last night, and now his throat was a little dry, and he swallowed, "Hello?"

"Yu Ling, I was the one who confessed to you at the school gate that day."

"Oh... What's the matter with you?" He was still a little sleepy, and his mind hadn't turned around yet.

"My surname is Yi, and my single name is soft. Don't look at my name sounds soft. I am very brave and masculine. I have hundreds of younger brothers. Everyone respectfully calls me 'Brother Yi'. Linnan is well-known, you can go and inquire about it..."

Oh...Yu Ling remembered who this person was, "Your name fits well with you."

"..." The other side was silent for a few seconds, and continued to brag about their grand ambitions, until someone knocked on the head, "Oh", and started to talk about business, "I lost a bet with a stupid...a classmate before." I will come to harass you and cause trouble to you and your boyfriend, I am very sorry."

Yu Ling didn't quite understand after listening for a long time, "Why do you want to bet on me?"

Yi Rou lowered her voice, as if she was talking to someone next to her, and then replied to Yu Ling, "We don't know either."

The two people who asked questions and didn't know anything were silent with each other, and there was nothing to talk about. Yu Ling accepted his apology and hung up the phone.

Yi Rou sent a friend request, Yu Ling agreed, a red dot appeared in Moments, he clicked in to have a look.

Yi Rou just posted a Moments: "Bah! Bai Wen, you stupid alpha! I won't just compromise like this!!!"

Countless possibilities flashed through Yu Ling's mind.

Little Piggy: "Bai Wen has returned to China?"

Brother: "Well, he came back halfway through last semester, saying that he still likes our country's cultural environment and education system."

Little Piggy didn't know what to say so he sent a "...".

If you bet on someone who has a boyfriend, isn't that a [-]% win?

Bai Wen is more likely to be on the throne of "Dead Dog Party" than Ye Zhen.

By the way, Yu Ling also changed the note to this person.

In this way, Luo Pun and his followers are collectively referred to as Sigou and his accomplices...

After a while of complaining, Luo Feng called again, saying that he would come to pick him up to the flower and leaf garden in the afternoon.

Yu Ling said "OK" and went back to bed.

At 04:30 in the afternoon, Luo Yan appeared at the door of his house on time, and it was Yu Ling who opened the door. After eating at noon, he went to take a nap. He only woke up at this moment, his mind was drowsy, as if there was water in it.

Yu Xiao didn't listen to the persuasion and went to the attached middle school, and she was also in class on weekends, Yu Ling was the only one at home.He just woke up, and the pheromone smell on his body was a bit strong.

But it's not a pure Milanese floral fragrance, but mixed with the smell of snow, like flowers blooming under the warm winter sun.

"Why are you dressed so formally? Oh, I remembered that today is your birthday..." Yu Ling narrowed her eyes and walked into the room.

He almost walked into the room and turned to look at Luo Fen, his eyes blinked, then suddenly lit up, he ran over and jumped on Luo Fen, "Brother Luo! Happy adulthood!"

Luo Po was not prepared, and was almost thrown down. He took two steps back and hugged him. He squeezed the upturned buttocks in his hands, but found that the flesh was too tight to pinch, so he patted him instead. , "Thank you baby."

On the other hand, Yu Ling kissed his face very enthusiastically, which made his face drool, and laughed with her neck up without any scruples. She got stuck in the middle of the smile, and her face suddenly changed from sunny to rainy, "You bite again!" Me! You poison dart frog!"

It turns out that "poison dart frog" means this...

Luo Yan degenerated from a four-legged beast to a jumping amphibian, thinking that if you arrange me like this, I must kiss you enough, carried Yu Ling into the bedroom, put it on the bed, and then covered it.

……

"I can't cover it, what should I do?" Yu Ling almost cried, her mouth was red and swollen, and her neck was covered with purple hickey marks, which couldn't be covered by her clothes. It's only October, and she can't go out wearing a turtleneck sweater Bar.

Can't cover it just right.

Luo Yan just wanted everyone to know that Yu Ling belonged to him, if it wasn't for the fear that Yu Ling would get angry, he could show marks on his face, "That's fine."

"There isn't a half-truth in your mouth..." Yu Ling threw away her clothes, "Go back by yourself, I won't go!"

"That won't work, if you don't go, I won't go either."

"Okay, then don't go."

"..." Shouldn't a normal person say that this is impossible? You are the protagonist of the birthday party, so I'll go with you, right?