I heard that the school grass wants to mark me

Xia Hengzhi: Hello everyone!My name is Xia Hengzhi, and I am the special host of "Shen Yu Luo Yan" TV station~ This time [30 Questions about Husband and Wife Sex] will be hosted by my young master~ Everyone applauds and welcomes!

(no sound)

Ahem, it doesn't matter if no one applauds, come, come, welcome our two guests to sit down! (wave)

(thundering applause)

Xia Hengzhi: ...I'm angry! (loses notebook)

——Q1

Xia Hengzhi: Who is it?

Yu Ling: Are you blind? (disgusted face)

Luo Po: Are you blind? (indifferent face)

Xia Hengzhi: Harm!Come on, I'm blind.

——Q2

Xia Hengzhi: How old is it?

Yu Ling: (compared to a 1 and an 8) 18 years old.

Luo Feng: Same.

——Q3

Xia Hengzhi: Who will attack and who will suffer?

Luo Po: (tsundere face) Do you even need to ask?Of course it's me! (mouth covered)

Yu Ling: (covering tightly) I attack! ! !

Luo Po: (breaks free) Okay, brother will teach you how to be a man tonight.

Yu Ling:! ! !hum╭(╯^╰)╮

——Q4

Xia Hengzhi: The time and place of the first encounter.

Yu Ling: Actually very early, I remember I was less than ten years old, in a small park on the outskirts of Beicheng...

Luo Feng: Yes.

——Q5

Xia Hengzhi: What about the second meeting?

Yu Ling: The time is the summer vacation of the first year of high school. The place should be a pharmacy in Century Plaza, right?

Luo Po: Well, the steps in front of the milk tea shop in Century Plaza.

——Q6

Xia Hengzhi: How was your first impression of the other party?Oh, there is a note at the back, talk about the first impression of the other party when you grow up.

Yu Ling: As soon as I opened my eyes, I saw a handsome guy. I thought I was dreaming. My first impression, what I have to say is... Well, he looks handsome and looks rich, but he seems a bit fussy .

Luo Po: Why am I so fussy?

Yu Ling: When you asked me to treat you to dinner, you took out your phone and added WeChat very quickly!Don't you just miss my meal?

Luo Po: You think too much, I didn't think about your meal.

Yu Ling: (suspicious face) Really?

Luo Dang: It's you who I'm thinking about.

Yu Ling:! ! !

Xia Hengzhi: I must have been a husky nymph in my previous life to punish me for dog food...Stop it!Luo Feng didn't answer yet.

Luo Peng: Oh, the first impression, it will shine. He stands in front of the milk tea shop, which makes me feel that the whole square is directly illuminated by the sun.The most important thing is that the first time I saw him, I knew that he would be in my household registration book in the future.

Yu Ling: v

——Q7

Xia Hengzhi: Please describe the character of the other party.

Yu Ling: Sao, sooner or later Sao will break her leg.

Luo Dang: Little Tsundere, just right for me.

Yu Ling: Hey smelly shameless!

Luo Po: Well, there is always a choice between face and wife.

——Q8

Xia Hengzhi: How do you call the other party?

Yu Ling: (answers the question earnestly) Luo Ge, Luo Bun, Luo Xiaocao.

Luo Po: Wife, daughter-in-law, boyfriend, little baby, baby, baby Lingling, Yu Lingling.

——Q9

Xia Hengzhi: What do you like most about the other party?

Yu Ling: ... (Thinking carefully)

Luo Yu: Kind, optimistic, confident, cute, loves to act like a baby... (numerous adjectives omitted here), like me. (last accent)

Xia Hengzhi: My favorite point!No need to list them all!

Yu Ling: Damn it, I can't think of your good points?

Luo Feng: Huh?think carefully? (Smile)

Yu Ling: (in a hurry) Got it!I like everything about you!How is it the correct answer! (pride)

Luo Yu: (helplessly) Yes yes yes.

——Q10

Xia Hengzhi: Damn, finally came a question that interests me!What do you hate most about each other?

Luo Po: I'm afraid of pain.

Xia Hengzhi: (with interest) Brother, do you mean what I think?The one that Jinjiang can't broadcast?

Yu Ling: (split fingers) Arrogant, violent, shameless, deceitful, possessive, jealous, jealous, bites me whenever I get angry... hey, don't bite my face !I'm not done yet!

——Q11

Xia Hengzhi: If you describe it as an animal, what do you think the other party is?

Yu Ling: I always thought he looked like a vampire!But if you want to describe it as an animal, it should be a wolf. It is vicious. At first glance, it looks like a dog and actually eats people!

Luo Peng: It looks like a little milk dog, looks obedient and soft, and has a personality like a little milk cat. When it scratches people, it seems to be coquettish. Occasionally it will explode, but as long as it is slowly coaxed along the fur, it is easy Coax well, very cute.

Yu Ling: (stretches out her paw and scratches) You are just like a kitten!Your whole family are like kittens!

——Q12

Xia Hengzhi: What gift would you most like to receive from the other party?

Yu Ling: I hope he can return my universal card to me, thank you!Luo Feng: No way.I hope Yu Ling can take the initiative to tie a bow for me. If possible, it is best not to wear clothes, and send it to my bed directly, thank you.

Yu Ling: (scratches her paws) Put on some clothes! ! !

Xia Hengzhi: Can I broadcast it with this? Will I be fired by the TV station? ? ?

——Q13

Xia Hengzhi: How far has your relationship progressed?Hahaha I'm curious too!Speak quickly! (pat thigh)

Yu Ling: Huh?Just a normal love relationship, how far can it go?what does it mean?what's so funny?Why can't I understand, Brother Luo? (doubtful face)

Luo Po: I have done everything that should be done and should not be done!

Xia Hengzhi: Wow, hahaha, it looks like it's gone!

Luo Po: (with a cold face) It will be there soon.

Yu Ling: Huh?what are you guys saying?How come I don't know anything?

——Q14

Xia Hengzhi: Who confessed first?Where did you confess?How was the atmosphere?

Yu Ling: Ask him.

Luo Peng: I confessed first, the location was the Xizi Bridge on Xizi Old Street, it was evening, and the lights and candles of the old street were turned on, behind him were the lights of Wanjia.I was thinking at the time, if one day in the future he could turn on a light for me, and how nice it would be to lie on the sofa at night and wait for me to come home... I couldn't hold back for a while and confessed, but fortunately, the final result was not bad.

Yu Ling: (crying and chirping) Why didn't you tell me?Woooooooo so touched...

Luo Li: I haven't finished yet.When I confessed, I was full of vicious thoughts. For example, if he refused to agree, I must tie him back with an iron chain. First, let the "truth" of "worthy of the name" be confirmed, but I still didn't want to, so I put He put it back.

Yu Ling: (⊙o⊙)

Xia Hengzhi: Crooked!Is it unitary zero?

——Q15

Xia Hengzhi: What if the other party is late for a date?

Yu Ling: (Threatened by the cat's paw) Do you dare to be late?

Luo Po: I dare not dare.

Yu Ling: Closer to home, he has never been late, cough, cough, usually I am late (crossed out), if he was late, I would probably think wildly, such as whether he was in a car accident or lost his memory , is it a passerby from the end of the world... or something. (serious face)

Luo Yu: ...

Xia Hengzhi: What about you?

Luo Peng: He is usually late because he stays in bed. There is nothing to do. I think the habit of staying in bed is pretty good. I hope he will continue to keep it after marriage. It is best to stay in bed for the rest of his life. (laughing maliciously)

Xia Hengzhi: Brilliant, Brother Luo!

Yu Ling: Why do I seem to understand a little bit...

——Q16

Xia Hengzhi: Which part of the opponent's body attracts you the most?

Yu Ling: Probably the mouth...

Xia Hengzhi: (rubbing hands) Tell me in detail?

Yu Ling: Every time I talk to him, I stare at his mouth, afraid that this thing will come to suck me if I can't think about it, it hurts!

Luo Po: (laughs) He attracts me everywhere, if I have to say the most important thing, then the eyes are watery, like a spring full of water forever, and when he acts like a baby, his eyes are shining, when he sees me, I'm in love with him. I want to give him the whole world.

Xia Hengzhi: Ningfu!This young master is going to quit his job!

——Q17

Xia Hengzhi: What are the reasons for quarreling?How can we reconcile?

Yu Ling: If he wants to kiss me, I won't let him kiss me. If he insists on kissing me, I will get angry.

Luo Ping: Well, then I worked hard to reconcile him when I kissed him comfortably.

Xia Hengzhi: How many minutes do you two quarrel every time you quarrel?

Luo Po: (squint eyes) Do you think my lung capacity is only enough to kiss for a few minutes?

Xia Hengzhi: ...I'm sorry I was short-sighted.

——Q18

Xia Hengzhi: What will the other party do to make you lose your mind?

Yu Ling: Jealous.

Luo Ding: He just looked at me like this, and I have no bottom line.

——Q19

Xia Hengzhi: What do you call the other party's parents now?

Yu Ling: (cute face) Uncle Luo, Aunt Ye.

Luo Po: At present, I am an aunt, and I will turn my aunt into a mother as soon as possible.

——Q20

Xia Hengzhi: The other party's cutest little expression.

Yu Ling: She is the cutest when she is frowning and wants to kiss.

Luo Po: (Pinch Yu Ling's face) You are cute no matter what.

Xia Hengzhi: (dial) Hello!Gourd?When am I the cutest?What?I am not cute?I am so cute! ! !

——Q21

Xia Hengzhi: The other party's sexiest little expression.

Yu Ling: (quickly raising her hand) Let me speak first!He's sexiest when he's angry!So I always try to annoy him!

Luo Po: (smiling dotingly) He is sexy no matter what.

Xia Hengzhi: Didn't you say that he is cute no matter what?How did it become sexy again?Don't copy the questions like this!

Luo Feng: What do you know?Cuteness is a high-level sexy.

——Q22

Xia Hengzhi: Where do you like to kiss each other the most?

Yu Ling: (bows her head to her fingers) I like to kiss my mouth, it's soft and sweet...

Luo Peng: Neck, his neck is very sensitive, he will hit someone when he kisses, yes, I like to be hit by him, and the neck is easy to leave marks, it is not easy to cover, especially in summer, I like it very much. (laugh)

Yu Ling: Hmph!Have the nerve to say? ? ?

——Q23

Xia Hengzhi: The most regrettable thing?

Yu Ling: (Thinking carefully) I have nothing to regret, I feel very happy to be with him every day! ! !

Luo Po: Probably, it’s all over, I’ll pay off my innocence. (crazy hint)

Yu Ling: Huh?What? Why can't I understand? (play dumb)

——Q24

Xia Hengzhi: When did you realize that you liked each other?

Luo Po: At first, I thought I fell in love with him in the follow-up contact and understanding after adding WeChat. After all, he is so attractive. Later, my mother asked me if it was love at first sight. I was stunned for a moment, and my mind was full of him. The figure on the railing of the milk tea shop, and then I returned to my mother with certainty: it was love at first sight.Although it was the second time we met, I think it was love at first sight.

Yu Ling: (not very happy) What's the matter?I wasn't worthy of your love at first sight when I was young?

Luo Dian: You were too young at the time and I wasn't such a beast...

Yu Ling: (looks away) You just don't like me!You didn't even like me when I was so cute!snort!

Luo Dian: ... (Actually, your face was gray and I didn't see your face clearly)

Xia Hengzhi: (watching the play very happily) What about Yu Ling?

Yu Ling: I'm not sure when, anyway, I rushed to his house to confess my love when I realized it! (proud face)

——Q25

Xia Hengzhi: The rival in love that has given you the most headache so far.

Luo Po: No, the rival in love is too weak to be worth mentioning. (hugging)

Yu Ling: (spreading hands) Well, he’s so popular, he’s fine at school, everyone knows he’s mine, but every time I go out to play, some unsightly people come to ask for his contact information, (pat the table) All passers-by are potential rivals!All give me a headache!snort!I'm so mad!

Luo Po: (touching his head) Are you stupid?All those people asked me for was your contact information, I didn't even bother you, why did you have a headache?

Yu Ling: (Shocked) Why didn't I know?

Luo Ding: Because they were all assassinated by me. (evil laugh)

——Q26

Xia Hengzhi: If the other party changes his mind... what's the problem?What would you do if the other person had a change of heart?

Yu Ling: (crying) Then I'll go!I don't want to share my husband with others!Woooooo~ (Recently, I have watched too many goofy dramas with Yu Xiaoye)

Luo Po: (Hugs) Don't cry, my wife, I put my heart in your place, as long as you are here, it won't change.

Yu Ling: Wow, it means that if I am not here, you will like someone else, right?

Luo Po: (laughs) You are gone, so is my heart gone?how to change?

Yu Ling: (wiping tears) Okay╭(╯^╰)╮

Xia Hengzhi: Brother, I haven't finished answering this question...Okay, next one, don't stare at me with such murderous eyes... (wiping sweat)

——Q27

Xia Hengzhi: Does the other party have any little obsessions?I know this!Luo Ge likes to scold people!

Yu Ling: (picking head) Really?But he never scolded me?

Xia Hengzhi: ...the world is not worth it.

Luo Po: He likes to kick the quilt when he sleeps. He hums and chirps while rolling under the bed. He is very cute. I can only hold him down in case he catches a cold. This makes him like to kick people after kicking the quilt...

Xia Hengzhi: It doesn't have to be so detailed!

Yu Ling: He likes to leave tooth marks on my glands very much. If he leaves tooth marks, he must find a band-aid for me to stick, and he must sign his name on the band-aid, which is stupid. It seems that if he does this, someone will notice like...

Xia Hengzhi: Dissatisfied with you, the post bar is full of high-definition pictures of Band-Aids...

——Q28

Xia Hengzhi: Have you ever talked about marriage?

Yu Ling: (Greatly speaking) Yes!I promised him on the day of the parent-teacher meeting in the third year of high school!

Luo Po: Well, we will get engaged after attending Aunt Yu Wan's wedding.

Yu Ling: Huh?When was it decided?I do not know how?

Luo Po: It was decided temporarily, and it's normal if you don't know.

Yu Ling:? ? ?

——Q29

Xia Hengzhi: Let me tell you something I kept from the other party.

Luo Po: (Thinking carefully, fearing to deny hastily) No!

Yu Ling: (not very embarrassed) I was angry yesterday not because you secretly kissed me, but because I thought you were going to kiss me for a long time, but you only kissed for a while. (red face)

Luo Yu:! ! !

Xia Hengzhi: Hiccup——

——Q30

Xia Hengzhi: (Finally the last question, this young master is going to die!) How long will you like each other?

Yu Ling: Until he doesn't like me anymore.

Luo Yan: Then I will, until the next second when he doesn't like me anymore.

Yu Ling: (Looking at Luo Po) This seems like an endless loop?

Luo Po: (laughs) Well, it’s an endless loop.