I heard that the school grass wants to mark me

The results of No. [-] Middle School came out the next morning, and Lao Wang sent the results to the class group early in the morning.

But no one replied to him.

Lao Wang is also used to it.

You can never wake up a person who is in a deep sleep.

Especially weekends and holidays.

It wasn't until twelve o'clock at noon that people "cheat corpses" in the group one after another.

Yan Tu: Luo Ge [cow] [beer]!

Xia Hengzhi: When I opened the file, the first thing I saw was me, Brother Luo. This score is against the sky [awesome]

Yan Tu: The new classmates also [bull] [beer]!

……

Yu Ling woke up quite early, because Yu Xiao also wanted to go shopping in the city center with Yu Wan.

Yu Xiaoye knocked on Yu Ling's door at six o'clock in the morning, "Yu Ling Yu Ling, please help me see if these two colors of skirts and shoes go well together?" When I opened the door, I hit the ground with such awe-inspiring momentum.

"Yu Xiaoye, what are you doing, don't you fairies sleep this early in the morning?" Yu Ling opened the door of the room, her pajamas were hanging loosely on her body, her face was tired, as if she had been sucked dry by a goblin little monk.

"Tsk tsk tsk," Yu Xiaoye looked at his brother's dejected look, thinking that all the decadent male protagonists of youth literature have faces. With this face and this figure, in ancient times, it would be absolutely appropriate to be a witch .

"Brother, help me take a look~" Yu Xiaoye was wearing a gray-blue dress and a pair of black thin Martin boots, circling around the door of Yu Ling's room, smiling pretentiously (ah no, it's bright and moving) .

Yu Ling yawned, with tears in her eyes, she just wanted to get rid of Yu Xiaoye quickly and go back to sleep.

"Very good, very good, like the daughter of the Six Immortals who was demoted to earth by the Queen Mother and the Queen Mother just now, she is so beautiful."

"Brother, why do I think you are perfunctory to me..." Yu Xiao also frowned and looked at Yu Ling with his mouth pouted.

Yu Ling supported Yu Xiaoye's shoulders with both hands and turned Yu Xiaoye around, "Tell me yourself, don't you look good-looking, don't you look like a fairy? You think you look alike too, so I'm sure I didn't lie to you Go back to your room and catch up on sleep, or you will get dark circles under your eyes, and you definitely don’t want to be like that giant panda in the zoo, so you! Go to sleep!”

While talking, Yu Ling pushed Yu Xiaoye into her room, Yu Xiaoye was fooled by him and nodded.Yu Ling took advantage of the mechanism to close the door of Yu Xiaoye's room, then closed her own door and lay down to sleep.

It was almost ten o'clock when Yu Ling woke up again.

At this time, Yu Wan and the others had already gone out, and Yu Ling held the electric toothbrush in her mouth, looking at herself in the mirror with blank eyes.I sigh every day why I look so good-looking

It's just that this puppy doesn't look aggressive enough.

Seafood porridge was heating up in the kitchen. Yu Ling filled a large bowl and sat at the dining table to drink the porridge.

The socket in his room has been broken for the past few days. He put his mobile phone in the living room to charge it when he was sleeping last night, but it is not on the coffee table at this moment.

While eating, he looked around for the phone with his eyes, and finally found it under the coffee table.

Yu Ling put the bowl in the sink, wiped her hands before picking up the phone, found a wet tissue and wiped the phone again.

Opening WeChat, the latest news is the document that Lao Wang sent in the "March [-]th Women's Day". I didn't even read the questions, I had to finish it, the exam papers were quite difficult, I had to finish it.

Anyway, it's the first exam after transferring to another school. Can I still establish my mighty image of being rich and rich?

Feeling anxious, Yu Ling opened the file with her eyes closed, scrolled to the bottom, and looked for her name from the end, "Yan Tu, Yang Jun, Du Junyi... Guan Ju, Yu Ling," Yu Ling followed along. Looking at the name to the right, I felt relieved when I saw that the grade was ranked eighth, "It's alright, alright, thank you Kao Shen."

Yu Ling thought of her tenth place in the attached middle school at the end of last semester, and thought: "No. [-] middle school is not better than the attached middle school. Anyone like me can get into the top ten."

Yu Ling looked up again and saw the names of Li Zhizhi and Xia Hengzhi. Although Yu Ling was not familiar with them, she often saw them speaking in the group, so she had an impression of these names.

"Let me see how many points are the first in the grade... 721, okay, No. 297 Middle School seems to be very good, 143 in comprehensive science, 142 in English, 139 in mathematics, [-] in Chinese, Luo Yu, Luo Yu???"

"Can this also be based on relationships?"

"Ah, my eyes may have double images. Why are my eyes so young that they can't do it anymore? I have to sleep a little longer..."

10 minute later.

Luo Feng, you are dead!

In Huayeyuan, a 10-minute drive away from Xincheng Residential Area, Luo Lin, who was secretly washing his underwear behind closed doors, sneezed.

Yu Ling sent hundreds of slap emojis to Luo Pun in a row, and dozens of "You're dead" emojis, but after thinking about it, she still couldn't get angry.

It was already half an hour later when Luo Feng saw the news.

Luo Po looked at the documents that Lao Wang posted in the group and Yu Ling's "You are dead" and endless emoticons, all Xiaohong slapped in unison, and all Xiaolan vomited blood in unison

It looks quite noisy.

Luo Pun recalled the experience post he saw the night before, and after deliberating for a while, finally sent the first message: Baby.

Yu Ling was playing a game console, when she heard the phone ringing, she paused the game, opened it and took a look.

"Hehe." Who's the baby?

"I was wrong."

"Hehe." What's wrong?

"It's all my fault."

Yu Ling looked at Tetris on the game console that was suspended by him, and then at Luo Yan's bell portrait, and finally remembered what he forgot that night.

Click on Luo Yu's data card to see, nickname: L.

as predicted.

Luo Yu, you are dead, your mother, ah no, your father.You... your girlfriend died too!

Luo Pun stared at the phone page for 10 to [-] minutes and didn't wait for Yu Ling to send another message, so he sent him the coquettish words that he had been thinking about for a long time.

"Baby, I was wrong~Lingling, be good, brother won't lie to you again, okay~"

[The message has been sent, but has been rejected by the other party. ]

Looking at the red exclamation mark, Luo Yan's pupils trembled.

Why are you even more angry?

it's over... it's over...

In the evening, several students from the second and third classes of the attached high school asked Yu Ling to sing, the reason being simple and rude "I want to get in touch with Yu's father".

Yu Ling changed her clothes, told Yu Wan and went out.

Yu Ling doesn't like to go out. Give him a mobile phone, even if he is not connected to the Internet, he can play small games until death. If he doesn't have a mobile phone, give him a pillow and he can sleep until death.However, he hadn't seen the idiots in the third class for several days, and he missed them very much, and he didn't know if his country changed hands when he was away.

When Yu Ling walked out of the community, she just received the address from them, "Shengshi Haomen KTV...the name is really rich." Yu Ling looked at the distance, three kilometers, not far from Xincheng Community, 10 minutes drive.

When he got to the ktv, singing had already started inside. Yu Ling stood outside the box door and listened to the heart-piercing voice inside, deeply suspecting that she had come to a slaughterhouse.Yu Ling pushed open the door, the voices inside stopped abruptly, and a group of people surrounded her before she entered.

"What are you doing?" Yu Ling looked at the bewildered look of this group of fools.

These are his best friends in the attached middle school except Jiang Lian, there are alpha and beta.

"You're an omega now, you can't hug me casually..." The leader with European-style big double eyelids rubbed the short hair on top of his head.

Yu Ling always forgets that he is an omega now, but he feels that there is no difference between an omega and a beta, and he is no different from before except that he is prone to sleepiness.

"It's okay, it's okay, let me give you a loving hug, you just treat me as a Tathagata Buddha whose light illuminates all living beings." After speaking, he gave them a loving hug one by one, and then sat down like a grandpa. On the sofa, the faces of these elders were all red.

"Yu Ling, are you like this with other alphas around you now?" Huang Mao next to the double eyelids said, "It's just that they often hug and hug."

In the past two days, Yu Ling has had the most contact with the students in Class [-], and the alpha who has the most contact is Luo Fen. Yu Ling thought about the way she and Luo Fen get along, and found that this seems to be the case, but Luo Fen's reaction is not the same as before. These people are so big, Yu Ling shook her head secretly, Luo Yan is still calm, you are all ignorant.

Just as Yu Ling was about to speak, the door of the box opened again.

"Sorry, I'm late."

Yu Ling wanted to bury her head in the sofa when she heard this voice, and sighed secretly, thinking what evil I did...

"It's not too late, we just arrived."

"Brother Lian is here too? Let me just say that you and Yu Ling often go in and out together."

"What do Yu Ling and Jiang Lian want to sing? I'll order it for you by the way."

Jiang Lian stood aside and hesitated for a while, then sat next to Yu Ling.

"No, you can sing."

Jiang Lian smelled Liang Teng from Yu Ling, which is the pheromone of Huangmao and the others. He wished he could take Yu Ling back and put him in the bathtub to wash off the smell, but he didn't dare to show it, for fear that Yu Ling wouldn't be able to figure it out. Just ran away again.

Yu Ling has never spoken to Jiang Lian since he rode away that day, except for a WeChat message back to Jiang Lian.No. [-] middle school leaves school earlier than the attached middle school, so Yu Ling has never seen Jiang Lian. Occasionally, when she goes to the balcony to dry clothes, she sees Jiang Lian standing opposite him, and she will hold the clothes and close them before Jiang Lian has time to speak. closed the balcony door.

So Yu Ling thought that at least for the time being, she didn't need to deal with Jiang Lian.

It's late at night, and I really walked a lot at night.

"Yu Ling..."

"Jiang Lian!" Yu Ling took a deep breath and said everything she wanted to say to Jiang Lian these days. "I'm sorry, I just found out that you like me. To be honest, I really didn't expect it. Although we have known each other for several years, I really never liked you. I'm sorry."

"Yu Ling, I don't mind..." Jiang Lian seemed to have guessed what Yu Ling was going to say, and his tone was flustered.

No!You must mind!Yu Ling snatched the words over: "I really have always regarded you as a friend, and I thought that I would be your best man when you get married in the future..." When Yu Ling thought of the possibility of losing this friend, she felt nervous. It was very sad, although he was very popular, but Jiang Lian and Lin Qing were the only ones who could share their thoughts with him.

As Yu Ling spoke, her voice weakened, and she lowered her head: "Can't we just be friends forever?"

Jiang Lian looked at Yu Ling with a look of "it's all my fault but don't scold me", and struggled for a while, "Yu Ling, I have liked you for six years, and maybe I will only like you in my whole life " Jiang Lian turned Yu Ling's shoulders, with a hint of pleading in his eyes, "Don't give up on me unilaterally, please? Give me a chance."

What kind of affectionate confession is this?Damn, I want to be the passerby who is booing next to me, can't I?Can I play dead?

Yu Ling wanted to cry.How come he and Jiang Lian haven't seen his "wolf ambition" for so many years?

"Ding dong."

Savior!

Yu Ling quickly took out her phone to read the text message.

The result is a spam marketing message.

Jiang Lian watched Yu Ling take out the phone with bright eyes, then turned off the phone sadly, and was about to say something when Yu Ling's phone rang again.

Yu Ling was annoyed to death by these spam text messages, and she didn't know how his information was leaked. She could receive several such text messages all day long, and sometimes she would call him with different real estate advertisements. The first thing she said was: "Do you want to buy a house? Garden district, prime location, high-quality houses..."

Yu Ling turned on the phone expressionlessly, and clicked on the text message page.

It was a text message sent from an unsigned number: "Baby, I was wrong, can you release me from the blacklist? It's so black and I'm so scared..."

Why is this bastard Luo Yan talking so much?

After thinking about it for a while, Yu Ling gave up the urge to block Luo Fen's number. After all, there was something she wanted from him at the moment, so she put Luo Fen out of the WeChat blacklist with a dark face.

Then typed a paragraph in the input box: "Luo Yan, please call me quickly and tell me that you are dead and let me collect your body!"

Yu Ling read this passage over and over again, and felt that it was perfect, and Luo Yan's brain should be able to understand what he meant.

Before clicking send, the other party sent a voice message.

At this time, Double Eyelid just finished singing a song.

Yu Ling opened it habitually, and before she could put the phone to her ear, Luo Yan's voice rang through the entire box.

"I will never make you angry again, baby~"

Jiang Lian stared at Yu Ling in disbelief as if struck by lightning.

They were stunned with double eyelids and yellow hair, and the echoes of "Baby~" and "Baby~" echoed in their ears.

Yu Ling: "..." I'm done.