this this this this -
The idiot friend read the script, read the script again, and read the script again... After finally confirming that it was correct, he raised his hand and burst into tears: "Your Majesty, shouldn't it be the mermaid who saved the prince? Why? It was the prince who caught a mermaid. How much do you dislike that mermaid? Hey... But now this mermaid puppet, can you show mercy? Hey! Shouldn’t there be a princess? Prince, prince, what a foul! Hey! The Lun family is a rotten girl and she really wants to have sex with a handsome guy, but that doesn’t mean the Lun family likes to dress up as this stupid mermaid! I’ll go!!! You’ve already suffered it, so do you want your concubine to suffer it too?! Okay , even if the little prince is Su, shouldn’t Su just dance on the tip of his strength? Why does the Ma Lun family help the prince defend the prince against the enemy’s invasion?!?! Did the princess of Linguo turn against each other because she failed to save the prince?! ?! Are you messing around in the place of God? Is this a birthday drama? Are you hitting the lower limit? I'm going!!!!"
The mysterious voice on YY said: "Calm down——I'm on the hunter's side, idiot... The task given by the Lord God is impossible! I'll leave the mermaid to you! Aifei, hold on first!"
"555 The Lun family can't do it! Your Majesty, come back and do it yourself..."
"Shall I go back with the shell of a fat man like Mi Ji?!" Mysterious Voice ran away.
"It doesn't matter, she's definitely a beauty if she loses weight 5555—"
"...The plot has already begun, okay! At most... I will give you a help~ Do you want Master Hisoka? Beautiful and strong~ Absolutely strong enough to be abnormal~ Kill whoever you want~ When the time comes, poker will fly , ah~ slice kill~”
"Yeah..." Loli held her face together, and then she turned into a Tyrannosaurus in a second: "Ah!!! Am I alive enough to bring the most famous pervert by my side!!!! ?! The group of people who were killed included me?! Definitely included!!!”
The voice of the mystery on YY muttered: "Didn't I use local materials, Master Hisoka is very strong...then who do you want~"
The mermaid soaked in the pool raised a finger: "Our family is the cutest [If you love him, you have to protect him and abuse him at the same time~] Who is the best at doing this~ It must be Master Itachi ah--"
"I'm going! It's not good to let Uchiha Itachi wear fairy tales..."
"Then let Hisoka wear a fairy tale?! It will teach bad children!!!"
"Okay, okay..." Mystery Voice continued to mutter: "It's so far away... Forget it, I asked A Fei to help... Who made you my favorite concubine... The helper has been sent, Master Hisoka and Uchiha Itachi, pay attention to receive!"
With a "thump", the mermaid plunged into the water: "Hey!! Your Majesty!!! Are you serious?!?! I'm joking!! Hey! Your Majesty?!?!?!"
On YY, the purple horse flickered a few times and disappeared.
The mermaid wants to cry but has no tears: "Nima is a god, and Hisoka is a big BT?!?! The Lun family still don't want to die!!!! Master Itachi, you are merciful!!!!! The Lun family likes to watch you abuse others, don't abuse others!!!!"
……
*********************Wa is an unlucky idiot who was still at the dividing line of the earth yesterday=w=********** *****
Once on QQ, Yin Yin was bombarded with overwhelming news.
His Majesty Shouwang: Nonsense!
His Majesty Shouwang: Nonsense! ! !
His Majesty Shouwang: Nonsense! ! ! ! ! !
His Majesty Shou Wang: Are you dead? ! ? ! ? !
His Majesty Shou Wang: You foolish words, get the hell out of here quickly! ! !
His Majesty Shouwang: Where did he die? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? !
……
Cold sweat, typing quickly——
Concubine - infatuated and silent: Your Majesty!The courtier and concubine are mellow and thick! Come thick! ! ! o(*////▽////*)o
His Majesty Shouwang: Nonsense...(︶︿︶)
Royal concubine - infatuated and silent: Huh? o(=∩ω∩=)m
His Majesty Shou Wang: Go to YY! ! !Typing is so tiring, don't you know? ! ? ! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻
Imperial concubine - infatuated and silent: Σ(⊙▽⊙"o! Oh oh oh oh!
Hurriedly opened YY, entered channel 1234, His Majesty's harem, just entered, was hugged into the microphone, and at the same time heard their majesty's voice: "Idiot~"
The sound line is around 0.6, either weak attack or strong reception...
Concubine - Infatuated and silent: What's the matter, Your Majesty?Was it abandoned by Naijia Xiaogong? = w =
His Majesty Shouwang: "I didn't hook up with you at all, okay... Where did you get abandoned..."
A swipe on the public screen: YOOOOOO~~What a sad tone~~(≧▽≦)/~
Zhenggong-Yezi: "Happy birthday to Chiyu!"
The bottom piece of brush: Happy birthday~~o(*≧▽≦)ツ
Concubine-Moe: "Idiots have planned a birthday drama for Nai! Your Majesty is the screenwriter~"
His Majesty Shou Wang: "Hmm ~ small meaning ~"
Concubine-Moe: "But Su CVs were all vomited blood and fell to the ground, saying that they couldn't make a sound~"
His Majesty Shou Wang: "It's Su~ the current CV's psychological endurance is so poor!!!"
Zhenggong-Yezi: "Your Majesty, shut up!"
His Majesty Shou Wang: "Damn! Ye Zi! You are an orange horse and I am afraid of you?! I am a purple horse! You are disobedient!"
Zhenggong-Yezi: "Hey...Brother Zhou..."
His Majesty Shouwang: "5555—I'm afraid of you! Shut up!"
On the public screen, there is another stream of "YOOOOO~~o(*////▽////*)q".
Concubine-Infatuated and silent: Brother Zhou's strength is invincible!Hit 1 if you agree! o(≧v≦)o
Swipe screen——
His Majesty Shou Wang: "Stop! Stop swiping! I feel dizzy..."
Zhenggong-Yezi: "Pfft——Your Majesty has intensive phobia——"
Another question mark appeared on the public screen:? ? ?
Zhenggong-Yezi: "How can the dense 1~ make 0 feel so embarrassing~"
Another piece of "YOOOOOO~~" on the public screen
His Majesty the King: "Swipe the screen again and I will be banned!"
Zhenggong-Yezi: "Short oil ~ His Majesty is angry ~"
Concubine Meng: "Your Majesty, don't be angry~~"
Yin Yin laughed, why is Your Majesty still so easy to blow up... Bow your head and type——
Concubine-Infatuated and silent: Don't be angry, Your Majesty~~o(*^▽^*)o
His Majesty Shou Wang: "...it's shameful to be coquettish, let's talk about business."
Concubine Meng: "Okay, okay, business..."
His Majesty the King: "Because the CVs were all killed in battle, so—"
Zhenggong-Yezi: "So our Majesty can only give you the opening article, applause!!!"
The sound stopped abruptly, and a small red light lit up in front of the orange horse.
His Majesty the King: "The orange horse is forbidden."
Concubine Meng: "Oh hehehe..."
Before she could finish laughing, a small red light lit up in front of Real Madrid.
His Majesty the King: "Real Madrid is forbidden to speak."
His Majesty Shou Wang: "Anyone who dares to interrupt me again will be dragged to the small black room and silenced for 99 minutes!!!"
Whoa!It's fried!Black belly!What a ghost! ! !Yin Yin typed in a thrilling manner.
Royal Concubine - Infatuated and silent: Your Majesty, please speak. m(___)m
His Majesty Shou Wang: "Although I can't post dramas anymore, I can post a message for you, my concubine. I will post it on time at [-] o'clock tonight to see who can grab the sofa. As a reminder, the concubine who grabs the sofa will get a prize..."
There are prizes! ! !The public screen is boiling again: Please be on the spot! ! !ヾ(≧O≦)〃
His Majesty Shouwang: "There's no way to make a fuss at the scene, but I can record it for you... Oh, gay is really immoral..."
No~~ The public screen is still boiling.
Concubine-Infatuated and silent: No~~Your Majesty~~You are the most moral~~o(≧v≦)o
His Majesty Shou Wang: "Oh, really? I think so too, ha ha."
Yin Yin covered her mouth and smiled, really wanting to say "hehe your sister" back to him.
But I also know that after going back to the past, His Majesty will definitely blow his hair, so he really has no guts.
Concubine-Infatuated and silent: YOOOOOO~~ Thank you, Your Majesty!The Lun family loves His Majesty the most~o(≧v≦)o
His Majesty Shou Wang: "Okay, let's play, I'm hidden, and I'm going to post."
Concubine-Infatuated and silent: Respectfully send off Your Majesty~o(=∩ω∩=)m
Concubine-Infatuated and silent: Your Majesty, before you hide, do you want to consider unblocking Sister Ye and Mengwu? ? ? ╮(╯▽╰)╭
His Majesty Shou Wang: "Huh~"
The little red lights in front of the orange horse and Real Madrid disappeared, and the purple horse flashed a few times before disappearing.
Concubine Meng: "Ah, ah, your majesty, you are so heartless and left the Lun family again!!!"
Zhenggong-Yezi: "You play, Bengong will go to him for a real PK."
Immediately, the public screen was boiling again: I beg the empress to blow up her measurements! ! ! !ヾ(≧O≦)〃
Concubine Meng: "Explode the queen's measurements?"
The public screen was swiped like running water: His Majesty's measurements are bursting! ! ! ! ! o(*≧▽≦)ツ
Zhenggong-Yezi: ...
After a few taps, the orange horse disappeared.
Concubine Meng: "Shall we come to karaoke?"
There was another frenzy on the public screen: The birthday star is singing! ! ! ! ! o(*≧▽≦)ツ
And the noble concubine who had been taciturn all the time - said nothing, and then disappeared after bursting out a sentence like a god.
Concubine-Silence: You brush, I will guard and grab the sofa. (￣_￣|||)
Ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! ! (#°Д°) shouted on the public screen: I almost forgot the sofa! ! ! ! !
Ten seconds later, the harem of 1234 passed through like a typhoon, with no grass growing.
Concubine Meng: "You... just leave like this?!?!"
Concubine Meng: "Okay... I will also guard it! Your Majesty's first time is definitely mine!!!"
……
************************************************** ****************************************
8 points!
Refresh!
Crazy Mermaid!
Your Majesty!
That's right!point!
Grab the sofa! ! !
*★,°*:.☆(￣▽￣)/$:*.°★*.
result--
"Ah ah ah ah ah--"
……
************************************************** ************************************
the next day.
YY, 1234, Harem.
Concubine Meng: "Hey, why didn't you see the idiot?"
His majesty's voice was flattened for a long time: "Hmph ~ I sent her to travel~~"
Zhenggong-Yezi: "Why didn't I find you when I went to your house?"
His Majesty Shou Wang: "Jie... 55... I went on a trip with her..."
……
The idiot friend read the script, read the script again, and read the script again... After finally confirming that it was correct, he raised his hand and burst into tears: "Your Majesty, shouldn't it be the mermaid who saved the prince? Why? It was the prince who caught a mermaid. How much do you dislike that mermaid? Hey... But now this mermaid puppet, can you show mercy? Hey! Shouldn’t there be a princess? Prince, prince, what a foul! Hey! The Lun family is a rotten girl and she really wants to have sex with a handsome guy, but that doesn’t mean the Lun family likes to dress up as this stupid mermaid! I’ll go!!! You’ve already suffered it, so do you want your concubine to suffer it too?! Okay , even if the little prince is Su, shouldn’t Su just dance on the tip of his strength? Why does the Ma Lun family help the prince defend the prince against the enemy’s invasion?!?! Did the princess of Linguo turn against each other because she failed to save the prince?! ?! Are you messing around in the place of God? Is this a birthday drama? Are you hitting the lower limit? I'm going!!!!"
The mysterious voice on YY said: "Calm down——I'm on the hunter's side, idiot... The task given by the Lord God is impossible! I'll leave the mermaid to you! Aifei, hold on first!"
"555 The Lun family can't do it! Your Majesty, come back and do it yourself..."
"Shall I go back with the shell of a fat man like Mi Ji?!" Mysterious Voice ran away.
"It doesn't matter, she's definitely a beauty if she loses weight 5555—"
"...The plot has already begun, okay! At most... I will give you a help~ Do you want Master Hisoka? Beautiful and strong~ Absolutely strong enough to be abnormal~ Kill whoever you want~ When the time comes, poker will fly , ah~ slice kill~”
"Yeah..." Loli held her face together, and then she turned into a Tyrannosaurus in a second: "Ah!!! Am I alive enough to bring the most famous pervert by my side!!!! ?! The group of people who were killed included me?! Definitely included!!!”
The voice of the mystery on YY muttered: "Didn't I use local materials, Master Hisoka is very strong...then who do you want~"
The mermaid soaked in the pool raised a finger: "Our family is the cutest [If you love him, you have to protect him and abuse him at the same time~] Who is the best at doing this~ It must be Master Itachi ah--"
"I'm going! It's not good to let Uchiha Itachi wear fairy tales..."
"Then let Hisoka wear a fairy tale?! It will teach bad children!!!"
"Okay, okay..." Mystery Voice continued to mutter: "It's so far away... Forget it, I asked A Fei to help... Who made you my favorite concubine... The helper has been sent, Master Hisoka and Uchiha Itachi, pay attention to receive!"
With a "thump", the mermaid plunged into the water: "Hey!! Your Majesty!!! Are you serious?!?! I'm joking!! Hey! Your Majesty?!?!?!"
On YY, the purple horse flickered a few times and disappeared.
The mermaid wants to cry but has no tears: "Nima is a god, and Hisoka is a big BT?!?! The Lun family still don't want to die!!!! Master Itachi, you are merciful!!!!! The Lun family likes to watch you abuse others, don't abuse others!!!!"
……
*********************Wa is an unlucky idiot who was still at the dividing line of the earth yesterday=w=********** *****
Once on QQ, Yin Yin was bombarded with overwhelming news.
His Majesty Shouwang: Nonsense!
His Majesty Shouwang: Nonsense! ! !
His Majesty Shouwang: Nonsense! ! ! ! ! !
His Majesty Shou Wang: Are you dead? ! ? ! ? !
His Majesty Shou Wang: You foolish words, get the hell out of here quickly! ! !
His Majesty Shouwang: Where did he die? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? !
……
Cold sweat, typing quickly——
Concubine - infatuated and silent: Your Majesty!The courtier and concubine are mellow and thick! Come thick! ! ! o(*////▽////*)o
His Majesty Shouwang: Nonsense...(︶︿︶)
Royal concubine - infatuated and silent: Huh? o(=∩ω∩=)m
His Majesty Shou Wang: Go to YY! ! !Typing is so tiring, don't you know? ! ? ! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻
Imperial concubine - infatuated and silent: Σ(⊙▽⊙"o! Oh oh oh oh!
Hurriedly opened YY, entered channel 1234, His Majesty's harem, just entered, was hugged into the microphone, and at the same time heard their majesty's voice: "Idiot~"
The sound line is around 0.6, either weak attack or strong reception...
Concubine - Infatuated and silent: What's the matter, Your Majesty?Was it abandoned by Naijia Xiaogong? = w =
His Majesty Shouwang: "I didn't hook up with you at all, okay... Where did you get abandoned..."
A swipe on the public screen: YOOOOOO~~What a sad tone~~(≧▽≦)/~
Zhenggong-Yezi: "Happy birthday to Chiyu!"
The bottom piece of brush: Happy birthday~~o(*≧▽≦)ツ
Concubine-Moe: "Idiots have planned a birthday drama for Nai! Your Majesty is the screenwriter~"
His Majesty Shou Wang: "Hmm ~ small meaning ~"
Concubine-Moe: "But Su CVs were all vomited blood and fell to the ground, saying that they couldn't make a sound~"
His Majesty Shou Wang: "It's Su~ the current CV's psychological endurance is so poor!!!"
Zhenggong-Yezi: "Your Majesty, shut up!"
His Majesty Shou Wang: "Damn! Ye Zi! You are an orange horse and I am afraid of you?! I am a purple horse! You are disobedient!"
Zhenggong-Yezi: "Hey...Brother Zhou..."
His Majesty Shouwang: "5555—I'm afraid of you! Shut up!"
On the public screen, there is another stream of "YOOOOO~~o(*////▽////*)q".
Concubine-Infatuated and silent: Brother Zhou's strength is invincible!Hit 1 if you agree! o(≧v≦)o
Swipe screen——
His Majesty Shou Wang: "Stop! Stop swiping! I feel dizzy..."
Zhenggong-Yezi: "Pfft——Your Majesty has intensive phobia——"
Another question mark appeared on the public screen:? ? ?
Zhenggong-Yezi: "How can the dense 1~ make 0 feel so embarrassing~"
Another piece of "YOOOOOO~~" on the public screen
His Majesty the King: "Swipe the screen again and I will be banned!"
Zhenggong-Yezi: "Short oil ~ His Majesty is angry ~"
Concubine Meng: "Your Majesty, don't be angry~~"
Yin Yin laughed, why is Your Majesty still so easy to blow up... Bow your head and type——
Concubine-Infatuated and silent: Don't be angry, Your Majesty~~o(*^▽^*)o
His Majesty Shou Wang: "...it's shameful to be coquettish, let's talk about business."
Concubine Meng: "Okay, okay, business..."
His Majesty the King: "Because the CVs were all killed in battle, so—"
Zhenggong-Yezi: "So our Majesty can only give you the opening article, applause!!!"
The sound stopped abruptly, and a small red light lit up in front of the orange horse.
His Majesty the King: "The orange horse is forbidden."
Concubine Meng: "Oh hehehe..."
Before she could finish laughing, a small red light lit up in front of Real Madrid.
His Majesty the King: "Real Madrid is forbidden to speak."
His Majesty Shou Wang: "Anyone who dares to interrupt me again will be dragged to the small black room and silenced for 99 minutes!!!"
Whoa!It's fried!Black belly!What a ghost! ! !Yin Yin typed in a thrilling manner.
Royal Concubine - Infatuated and silent: Your Majesty, please speak. m(___)m
His Majesty Shou Wang: "Although I can't post dramas anymore, I can post a message for you, my concubine. I will post it on time at [-] o'clock tonight to see who can grab the sofa. As a reminder, the concubine who grabs the sofa will get a prize..."
There are prizes! ! !The public screen is boiling again: Please be on the spot! ! !ヾ(≧O≦)〃
His Majesty Shouwang: "There's no way to make a fuss at the scene, but I can record it for you... Oh, gay is really immoral..."
No~~ The public screen is still boiling.
Concubine-Infatuated and silent: No~~Your Majesty~~You are the most moral~~o(≧v≦)o
His Majesty Shou Wang: "Oh, really? I think so too, ha ha."
Yin Yin covered her mouth and smiled, really wanting to say "hehe your sister" back to him.
But I also know that after going back to the past, His Majesty will definitely blow his hair, so he really has no guts.
Concubine-Infatuated and silent: YOOOOOO~~ Thank you, Your Majesty!The Lun family loves His Majesty the most~o(≧v≦)o
His Majesty Shou Wang: "Okay, let's play, I'm hidden, and I'm going to post."
Concubine-Infatuated and silent: Respectfully send off Your Majesty~o(=∩ω∩=)m
Concubine-Infatuated and silent: Your Majesty, before you hide, do you want to consider unblocking Sister Ye and Mengwu? ? ? ╮(╯▽╰)╭
His Majesty Shou Wang: "Huh~"
The little red lights in front of the orange horse and Real Madrid disappeared, and the purple horse flashed a few times before disappearing.
Concubine Meng: "Ah, ah, your majesty, you are so heartless and left the Lun family again!!!"
Zhenggong-Yezi: "You play, Bengong will go to him for a real PK."
Immediately, the public screen was boiling again: I beg the empress to blow up her measurements! ! ! !ヾ(≧O≦)〃
Concubine Meng: "Explode the queen's measurements?"
The public screen was swiped like running water: His Majesty's measurements are bursting! ! ! ! ! o(*≧▽≦)ツ
Zhenggong-Yezi: ...
After a few taps, the orange horse disappeared.
Concubine Meng: "Shall we come to karaoke?"
There was another frenzy on the public screen: The birthday star is singing! ! ! ! ! o(*≧▽≦)ツ
And the noble concubine who had been taciturn all the time - said nothing, and then disappeared after bursting out a sentence like a god.
Concubine-Silence: You brush, I will guard and grab the sofa. (￣_￣|||)
Ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! ! (#°Д°) shouted on the public screen: I almost forgot the sofa! ! ! ! !
Ten seconds later, the harem of 1234 passed through like a typhoon, with no grass growing.
Concubine Meng: "You... just leave like this?!?!"
Concubine Meng: "Okay... I will also guard it! Your Majesty's first time is definitely mine!!!"
……
************************************************** ****************************************
8 points!
Refresh!
Crazy Mermaid!
Your Majesty!
That's right!point!
Grab the sofa! ! !
*★,°*:.☆(￣▽￣)/$:*.°★*.
result--
"Ah ah ah ah ah--"
……
************************************************** ************************************
the next day.
YY, 1234, Harem.
Concubine Meng: "Hey, why didn't you see the idiot?"
His majesty's voice was flattened for a long time: "Hmph ~ I sent her to travel~~"
Zhenggong-Yezi: "Why didn't I find you when I went to your house?"
His Majesty Shou Wang: "Jie... 55... I went on a trip with her..."
……
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