Male god, male god, my lazy cancer has committed again

When he opened the page again, his eyes first glanced at the row of small author names below the title of the book.See the words "thunder ten thousand miles" written there.

Thousands of miles of thunder?Is this the author's name? !Fan Chen stroked his chin and thought, this name is really resonant, it is memorable at a glance!But... this website seems to be a novel site, right?Do female writers nowadays have such domineering and sloppy names?Simply mighty and domineering!

After reading the name, he pulled down the page again, and read the book reviews below the article. He saw several girls squirming and begging for updates, and there were all kinds of tricks, which made him especially stand up.

There is this——

Great!Please update!Ask for [-] a day!Or I'll send you the blades!

There are also such——

Oh~ big!I give you all my heart!If you don't want to fill my fragile heart with full updates, fill my empty body with a pot of stew!

More like this -

It's embarrassing not to update such a bad article?The gods of other people change [-] a day, as a little transparent, you have the nerve to commit lazy cancer? !Hurry up and update my code! !

After reading the comments around, Fan Chen's face was cracked, the current readers of Nima are too horrified!It's just an update, I can say anything!

Dragging the mouse and watching for a while, Fan Chen felt a little bored, pressed F5 a few times to make sure that the author would not update again, so he yawned, ready to leave the page and find something else to do.However, he slipped his hand and tried to click the fork, but accidentally clicked on the external link advertisement of this website.

The moment the mouse was raised, a new page popped up immediately. In the screen, a man was wearing tight underwear, dangling in front of his eyes constantly. The text next to it was highlighted with special effects, saying: short jj is not a problem!After using Ansai Xiang, my wife will never dislike her for not being able to enjoy her.If you want long jj, use Ansai Xiang!Ansai Xiang, let you not have the longest, only longer!

Fan Chen's jaw almost dropped when he saw the advertisement on the screen.

What kind of novel website is this!The implanted advertisements are so fucking cheating!

Silently wiped his face, Fan Chen controlled the mouse to cross off the advertisement page, but before the mouse pointer moved over, the door behind him was suddenly opened vigorously, and at the same time a voice sounded from outside the door: "Takeaway!"

Fan Chen subconsciously stood up, rummaged through the cabinet to find the change, handed the money with one hand, and picked up the meal with the other.

When the meal delivery boy handed the meal to Fan Chen, he gave him a meaningful look, hesitated for a moment, and then patted him on the shoulder, "Brother, for this kind of thing, it's better to seek medical attention in time to be safer." After finishing speaking, he glanced at Fan Chen's belly, then shook his head and left with a sigh.

Fan Chen: =mouth=

He suddenly remembered something, turned his head to look at the computer screen facing the door, and then he felt bad.

"Wait, wow! It's not what you think!" He almost wanted to cry.

The back of the meal delivery boy was cool in the wind. He turned his back to him, raised his arms and swayed, and his voice floated from afar: "It's okay brother, I won't tell anyone!"

...Say your sister!Fan Chen hugged the door frame, crying bitterly.Decided to blacklist this takeaway and never order it again.

Holding the hot takeaway that was just delivered, Fan Chen returned to the dormitory. He put the takeaway aside, stood in front of the computer, and pointed angrily at the man in underwear shaking, if it wasn't for this Damn it, he won't be misunderstood by the food delivery guy just now, and he won't block this takeaway. Generally speaking, the food cooked outside this place is still quite delicious, but he can't do it from now on. Again, my heart is simply desperate.

He decided that this harmful advertisement can't just be left alone!He must find a way to report this deceitful pornographic advertisement to show his innocence!

So here comes the question... How should he report and complain about this kind of fraudulent advertisement?

Fan Chen pouted in front of the computer, scratched his chin, and began to search every corner of the website carefully, hoping to find words like "report this website" and "complain about advertisements", but he bent down and searched for a long time , but not even a single hair was found.Fan Chen suddenly felt disappointed.

"what are you doing?"

The sudden sound startled Fan Chen.After a brief shock, Fan Chen's first reaction was to reach out to cover the man in underwear shaking constantly on the screen.

Therefore, when the people outside the door walked in, the first thing they saw was Fan Chen bent over and sticking his butt, nervously covering something on the screen with his hands, and a bunch of bright "jj short" next to him Not a problem! With Ansai Xiang, my wife will never feel disgusted that I can’t have sex with her. If you want jj long, use Ansai Xiang! Ansai Xiang, you don’t have the longest, only longer!” But there is no The reserved ones are exposed.

After seeing the words on the screen, the visitor was obviously stunned, and then a smile rose from the corner of his mouth, "I didn't expect you to go to the doctor indiscriminately because of illness?"

"Your sister is being treated indiscriminately!" After Fan Chen saw who was coming, he simply didn't cover it up. He groaned and felt that his focus seemed to be wrong, so he hurriedly corrected him, "You are the only one who is sick! Your whole family is sick!"

The man still had a smile on his face, and raised his chin to signal the computer screen, "Why are you staring at this page with gusto when you're not sick? Don't tell me you like watching this kind of advertisement."

Without hesitation, Fan Chen said, "I like your sister!... Bah, bah, bah, I don't like your sister!" He snorted again, feeling that the matter of the advert could not be explained clearly, so he simply didn't go to report and complain. Click directly to close.

After the advertisement page was closed, Fan Chen's computer screen naturally displayed the page of Thunderbolt's article again.The person who just entered inadvertently glanced at it, and was almost stunned for a while.

This article...why does it look familiar to him!

Just as he was deep in thought about the text on Fan Chen's screen, someone kicked him at the side of his feet suddenly. He came back to his senses and looked at the person who kicked him.

Fan Chen didn't notice that the other party was staring at his screen, and he was opening the takeaway while casually asking, "Xiao Leizi, why did you come here suddenly? Is the student union okay?"

The person in front of him is Lei Ying, the chairman of the student union of their college, and also his bamboo horse. In addition, he also has a very secret identity-a male frequency writer of Diandian.com.But only Fan Chen who grew up with him knows this.

Although Fan Chen knew about it, he had never read his good brother's essays. The reason was that Fan Chen was gay. As far as he was concerned, he really couldn't bear to read the essays of those harem studs. ah!Compared with those, he really likes the danmei novel written by Thunderbolt Wanli that he just read!Although the plot is more bloody and the characters are more sullen, but he just loves this one!

Thinking that Lei Ying is also in the circle of mixed writers, although he is not a writer from Jinjiang, but the writers in their circle should have intersections with each other, not to mention that Lei Ying is a great god, the Thunderbolt Wanli just now should be some distance away from God, if Please ask him to help find out... Maybe he can know some unknown gossip information!

Thinking of this, he threw away the chopsticks in his hand, quickly embraced Lei Ying's thigh, his eyes were shining brightly, and at the same time changed into a soft Zhengtai voice, and said coquettishly to Lei Ying: "Thunder is so powerful!" big~"

Lei Ting Wan Jun is Lei Ying's pen name on DianDianChinese.com. After Fan Chen finished calling this name, he suddenly realized that there is only one letter difference between Lei Ting Wan Li and Lei Ying's pen name!

This Nima is too coincidental!