Male god, male god, my lazy cancer has committed again

Thousand Miles of Thunder v: I have been quite busy in the past week, and may face a crisis of interruption, please understand.

Fan Chen stared at this Weibo for a while, then logged into Penguin to poke the male god.

Mu Feng: The male god, the male god, are you there?

After a while, Thunderbolt's profile lighted up, and Fan Chen watched the male god's profile turn from gray to light, pursed his lips and smiled, he was indeed invisible!

Thousands of Thunder: Yes, what?

Fan Chen quickly replied to him.

Mu Feng: ╭(╯^╰)╮Male god why are you invisible to me!

Thunderbolt: Worried about being chased by editors, he has always been in a state of stealth.

Mu Feng: ╭(╯^╰)╮I don't care, if I want to find you, I always see your gray profile picture and dare not poke you!You have to set it to be invisible to me.

Thousand Miles of Thunder: ...

Thousands of Thunder: I am using a mobile phone now, and I will change the settings when I change computers.

Mu Feng: God, you are so kind o(*￣3￣)o

Thunder Wanli: ... Are you sending me a good person card?

Mu Feng: qaq is not a male god, so let me say it again!

Thousand Miles of Thunder: Alright, I will give you a chance to start over.

Mu Feng: God, you are so bad o(*￣3￣)o

Thousand Miles of Thunder: ...

Thousands of Thunder: == So you poked me just to say this?

Mu Feng: qaq is not the male god!I just saw that you swiped Weibo and said that you have been busy recently, so you don't update any more...

Thunderbolt: Well, there is an exam coming soon.

Mu Feng: Σ(°△°)︴Hey, male god, are you a student too?

Thunderbolt: Of course...you don't think I've graduated, do you?

Mu Feng: _(:3ゝ∠)_I really thought you had been working for many years.

Thousands of Thunder: _(:3ゝ∠)_Am I that old?

Fan Chen couldn't hold back and let out another "poof", then he didn't hold the phone, and slapped his face directly.

Mu Feng: qaq male god, you are cute again!I didn't hold my phone, so I slapped my face!

Thunderbolt: Hehe, is it the left cheek or the right cheek?

Mu Feng: ...in the middle

Thunderbolt: Take a photo to see if your nose was flattened.

Fan Chen changed his position while holding the phone, and continued typing.

Mu Feng: God, are you teasing me?

Thunderbolt: No, I just cried because of your stupidity.

Mu Feng: ... qaq

Thunderbolt Wanli: Hehe, stop teasing you, rub your hair~

Through the small screen, Fan Chen seemed to feel the gentle caress of the male god.

Mu Feng: The male god~

Thousands of Thunder: It's late, don't you want to sleep?

Fan Chen glanced at the time on the upper right corner of the phone.

Mu Feng: ...it's not even ten o'clock

Thousands of Thunder: You guys should be taking the exam soon, won't you revise?

Mu Feng: How does the male god know that we are about to take the exam?Could it be that you and I also go to the same school?

Thousands of Thunder: ...All universities have exam weeks for the past two weeks.

Fan Chen silently covered his face, how could he ask such a stupid question! ! !He must have been too close to the prince recently, and he has been infected with stupidity.

Thunderbolt Wanli: There was a word "also" in your question just now. Could it be that there are other people who go to the same school as you?

Mu Feng: That's right, two days ago I found out that a friend of our online distribution circle actually goes to the same school as me, and he's also my junior, what a coincidence!

Thunderbolt: The person you mentioned...is that the one you said you had a crush on before?

Fan Chen almost choked himself with a mouthful of saliva.

Mu Feng: That idiot→_→How is it possible!I despise him too late!

Thunderbolt: Hehe, is that from your online distribution circle?

Mu Feng: No, it’s three-dimensional (*/w＼*)

Fan Chen hesitated for a moment after posting this sentence. He originally wanted to say that he grew up together, but when he thought that his male god also likes Lei Ying, his heart twitched, and he deleted the words he just typed one by one. .

Mu Feng: In fact, he is my classmate, in a different class, but we have taken a few classes together, but he is very nice, especially with women, girls like him very much, I am not sure if he is crooked, just always Watching from a distance.I heard that he had handed over to a female sprayer before, so I hesitated even more and dared not confess to him_(:3ゝ∠)_

Lei Ying on the Penguin side fell into complete silence after seeing Fan Chen's words. He compared the characteristics described by Fan Chen with himself, and estimated that the similarity was only 30.00%.

The two of them are indeed classmates, and they are indeed in different classes, but they have not only attended a few classes together, it can be said that they have attended the big classes together every week.

He is a good person, especially popular with women, and he also attracts girls. This is also extremely inconsistent with him. The girls in the class usually think that he is very cold and rarely interacts with him. Let alone girls, even Many boys dare not get too close to themselves, Qi Jin is an example.

And the fact that he has had a girlfriend is even more complicated. Ever since he knew that his sexual orientation was liking men, he has been thousands of miles away from women. Before he knew his sexual orientation, he didn't even know what liking was. It is even more impossible to have a girlfriend!

So... Lei Ying squinted his eyes at the phone screen. The person Fan Chen mentioned must be someone else?

Of course, Fan Chen didn't know that the person opposite was Lei Ying, and he didn't know that the other party became extremely depressed after knowing that his so-called "secret love" was not Lei Ying.Seeing that the male god didn't reply to him after a long time, he thought that the male god fell asleep or was doing other things, so he didn't continue to harass the male god, but quit Penguin and sent a text message to Lei Ying.

Fan Chen: When will I see you tomorrow?

It took Lei Ying a long time to reply to him: Eight o'clock in the morning

Fan Chen immediately burst into tears: I can't get up qaq

Lei Ying: Then call me after you wake up.

Fan Chen agreed, looked at the time, and threw away his phone to wash up.When I came back, I turned off the lights, changed into my pajamas, and lay back on the bed, and fell asleep soundly at some point.

In his sleep, he seemed to have a strange dream.

In the dream, there were two people, wearing the same clothes, sitting in front of me in the same posture, one had a piece of paper with "male god" written on it, and the other had Lei Ying's handsome face.

The man with the "male god" face had a sign on his chest that said "secret love" and an arrow pointing to Lei Ying, but Lei Ying had nothing on him.

Fan Chen looked down at his own again, and found that he also had a sign on his body, which also said "Secret Love" and also had an arrow pointing to Lei Ying.

He felt bad, and then he saw Lei Ying standing up suddenly, and walking slowly towards the two of them. He got closer and closer, and when he got between the two of them, Lei Ying's The two hands suddenly turned into two tentacles, and wrapped themselves and the male god in one fell swoop.

Then Lei Ying's tentacle rolled himself and the male god under his body, and his third tentacle immediately took off his pants.The moment the pants fell off, Fan Chen clearly saw the thing standing proudly under Lei Ying's crotch, and he screamed out in fright.

When I woke up again, it was already daylight.

Fan Chen stared at the upper bunk bed for a while, and when he gradually woke up, thinking about the content of the dream just now, his heart trembled, but after the trembling was over, he stared at Lei Ying's giant bird in the dream again. Savor it carefully.As a result, he tasted it, and suddenly he realized that his little dust...is not very good...